How the Body Works : Childbirth

[ephemerous]

If I was a billionaire I would pay a twisted arab to record a video of a woman bein raped by a man with a 9 inch dick while she's giving birth. penis forcing back inwards what it has created! The war between the head and the head. Oedipal fight!

[Mirani2]

"In the second stage of labor the contractions become more forceful, more frequent, and more painful."

Who says? many women do not experience great pain, or even pain at all. It is only painful if you are nervous (which 99% of women are, because they are taught to be) and if you are fighting the contractions. It's the difference between having sex and getting raped.

Besides, why is the woman birthing on her back?? Standing or sitting works with gravity better!

[luminescer]

that is not the cervix you are pointing to

[dannymaclamp]

what happens if you were having sex with a woman at the same time as she is giving child birth? 

[Mirani2]

@dannymaclamp It makes it easier for her, because it encourages her to open up, and also releases oxytocin, which helps her relax.

[dannymaclamp]

@Mirani2 but then where will the baby go

[Mirani2]

@dannymaclamp It can be caught by someone. Or she can birth on top of a water bed. Harsh pain are not worth a little discomfort in having to catch the baby,

[Baldurthegood]

Childbirth is a lie! Vaginas are magic portals to jesus! 

[ilikepieandguns1]

i like how some of the videos with childbirth have more views than rebecca black's friday...

[cast390]

@1:00 that is 1 ugly ass kid

[Sugarlandjackson]

Where does the umbilical cord go on the momma? Does it just fall off in 15 minutes or something...????

[klrxoxo97]

@Sugarlandjackson it's attatched to the placenta, it comes out with it

[lala123123123123123]

@klrxoxo97 after 15 minutes?

[blusuck]

damn straight the umbilical cord is nerveless poor women should hav something go their way during this good god

[skatergirl2998]

@spicyham wow ur dumb

[madyamika]

WOW!

[TheMeerkatsrule]

c- section is my answer!!!!!!!

[SpicyHam]

i always thoguht children came from hospitols

[nikki91847]

@SpicyHam really???

[SpicyHam]

@nikki91847 yeah parents told me that

[nikki91847]

@SpicyHam lol

[OMJxOo]

why am i watching this

[MDkid1]

gross

[ImREALLYbad22]

I still don't get how it gets through! lol

[drrd2005]

my friend had apprehension about child birth .....asked her to ask the doctors on proctoraid com .they answered everything so beautifully !! she is happy .......thought I should spread the word around.

[kedocom]

Truth is, you are NOT supposed to cut the umbilical cord .... Its a travesty against the child to do so for it seperates them from 1/3rd of the blood intended for them .... the placenta will be delivered about half an hour after the baby's body and then the placenta will shrink for the next 3 days as the baby receives the vital stem cell blood that finishes building its immune system. Then on about the 3rd day, the umbilical will fall away naturally ......

[fuchsinrot]

@kedocom if this is true, why isnt it well known and practiced?

[kedocom]

@fuchsinrot .... it was always the case at one time though when people began relying on the city the industrializing of childbirth began to overcome them and they forgot the way ... reproduction is natural to people and not a surgical procedure as some would have you think .. people do not need to learn how to do it for it is instinctive within all species and bloodshed is not a characteristic of childbirth ... it's not designed to put mother and offspring in bloodshed attracting predators

[legoman762005]

ow

[amycannibal]

@xSellyBellyxx Were just Made that way

[ilovedamusic12]

@Beautifu1Stranger thank you

[psandbergnz]

WHEN should the umbilical cord be cut? I've heard that it can be cut too early, causing complications for the baby.

[ereyes28]

it took me 18 hrs to do what he just explained in 1.22 minutes.. but then again, i had 9 lb babies... OUCH! my vagina hurts when i think about it...lol

thats why not a day goes by that i dont say "mommy loves you"

[ilovedamusic12]

Where does the cord go afterwards

Do they pit it back to the uterus

[Beautifu1Stranger]

@ilovedamusic12

Bit of the cord is attached to the placenta once it's cut.. When the placenta is delivered(called after birth or last stage of labour) most women choose to donate the placenta and the umbilical cord which has cord blood.. & that contains life saving cells called stem cells..

Cord blood stem cells can be used to treat some cancers, metabolic disorders & more.. Do a google search, type Cord blood...

hope that helped..

[ilovedamusic12]

@Beautifu1Stranger yes it did, thanks

[CharlieAndKrista14]

oh gawd ouch...

[SammiaMei]

:|....... god, you could fit a watermelon up there!

[Manequin01]

@SammiaMei if you have contractions! it cant be forced!

[dreamlandpop]

Haha I wasn't born that way

[xSunshineLoveex]

i have a question..

what happens to the ambilical cord that is still connected to the mom, after it is cut off of the baby?! :O

[CassidyRaciappa]

now i realy dont wanna have a baby if i have to open my vagina THAT wide.

[Tr1ea9su6re7]

@CassidyRaciappa dont worry it does not stay that big lol and after you gave birth,you will forget all the pain while holding the most precious thing in your arms - YOUR BABY!

[Manequin01]

@CassidyRaciappa It will go back to normal ;)! don't worry lol i won't stay that wide! that's why you have to take a lot of rest at home

[Assultsman]

this makes me love my momma more XD

[porscheflat]

lol...how we get peanut heads

[nagzul]

what if the cord dosnt get cut? how do wild mammals do it? lol

[LillyIvy]

@nagzul Look up 'Lotus Birth'. There's no reason to cut it before the placenta is out anyway.

[hgd655]

@LillyIvy Really? No reason? Wow where did you get your training?

[messenger360]

The guy narrating this sounds like a pedophile.

[jinnet74]

LMFAO hahahahahah xD

[SexyProfess]

. . . And why the hell do they have a damned man narrating this?! ::scoffs:: It's very easy for someone to casually "describe" what they're never going to have to experience themselves. ---->>>>

[WetPants08]

@SexyProfess thats stupid. 1) this is a program that reads stuff out in a clear pronunciation. 2) you dont need to be a woman to talk about birth, there are many male midwifes and midwifes who never had children but still they deliver new life into the world. 3) this is for information purposes, ofc it has to be casually narrated otherwise people would get scared if he was like "okay at this point you will be screaming in pain cos i had it like that"

Dont be so sexist

[SexyProfess]

@ "WetPants" -- Who gives a damn? You expect me to acknowledge the five minutes you took to get up on your "soapbox", you're sadly mistaken. I have YET to come across any videos here on Youtube where a woman is narrating the procedure of having a vasectomy. "Stupid"? Baby, I possess more intellect in my right ovary than you do at an entire family reunion. Thanks. ---->>>>

[omgashsays]

@WetPants08 Thank you! 

[omgashsays]

@WetPants08 Thank You!! Some of the people who have told me about what is going on with my pregnancies have mostly been men doctors!  And they usually know more than the women doctors do! LOL

[SexyProfess]

@ "Omg" -- Exactly - I'm sure they were, hun. Which is where all of that extensive training from medical school comes in. They KNOW what your body is going through; it doesn't mean they understand it. ;-)

[omgashsays]

@SexyProfess you really dont have to "experience" something to understand it. Thats what schooling is for, the learn. Some men know more about the woman body than a woman does! LOL

[SexyProfess]

@ "OMG" -- No, correction, "lol": Experience is not required in order to KNOW about something. Experience IS required in order to truly understand it. Knowing and understanding are two entirely different things, hun. A man might "know" about the procedure of childbirth, but he'll never understand it. ;-) And yes, I'm aware that are many male physicians who are more "educated" about a woman's body than a woman herself - which is unfortunate.

[omfgNstfu]

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OUUUUCH! Can't believe I'm gonna be giving birth in a few months! Wish I can trade body with someone brave!

[satsigen]

ouch!!!!

[xXazuraXx]

This is terrifying...

[NirvanaStories]

the narrartor is so enthusiastic!

[MultiWatchmen]

Baby say: FINALY FREEDOM

[cutieface2007]

the cartoon baby looks scary

[drunkgorilla]

Man am I glad all I have to do is sneeze milk and and take a nap.

[vegetablesoupify]

videos like this make me glad I never plan on having kids. My cat weighs about the size of a baby...I am not pushing something out of my vagina that is the same size as my cat. :|

[iloveyourstory]

Gross.

[TheSunmanho]

@katyamaya123456789

your spelling is pathetic. you should not be allowed to get any children at all, in fact people like you should get sterilized. we need no more morons but intelligent people for a better future.

[Supdude147]

OOOOOOOOOOO

VAGINAS!!!!!

[AshleyKisses03]

What do they do with the cord after they cut it, do they push it back in or do they pull on it and then it comes out with the bag thing attached to it?

[erebus53]

Depends on how the mother is birthing. In a "natural birth" the cord stays attached to the placenta until after the placenta and amniotic sack is passed. In a "managed" birth they use an injection of hormone in the leg so that the placenta comes away from the mother, and Controlled Cord Traction (CCT) to pull on the cord until the placenta comes out with the amniotic bag attached to it.

[skeetx3hoez]

@ashleykisses03 it comes out with the placenta which is the baby's blood supply. there are 3 stages to labor Stage 1: Early labor and active labor Stage 2: The birth of your baby Stage 3: Delivery of the placenta you deliver the placenta as you would a baby but it only takes 5 min

[lkjyuiop]

what goes in must come out i just like to practice going in im so glad i have no kids

[TrevorISmehName]

OH GOD IS THIS HOW S3x EDDD IS?

[RareEmerauld86]

lol that too... although I heard some births were very easy. I hope I have an easy one :S

[meycutie]

wow dats cool i wanna be a gynocologist/obstetrician my mom was one

[ak47killer200]

who told you to look at it

[curlyxPOP]

lol... it was a lighthearted comment; no need to down-vote.

[RareEmerauld86]

Very informative. Thank you

[kassandrakassan]

Thank you. i needed it. Watching other women giving birth was not explaining much of the machanical processus.

[CommanderUTube]

We are cousins after all.

Born of women.

Therefore men have innate program inside them and ever wanting to attach themselves back LOL

[oehleyj12]

ha once again boys girls do have it worse

[vyprcejmiokacka]

and that is why we love them so much!

[t1ngley]

Not necessarily; just keep those legs closed and this won't happen to you. Just say NO to dicks.

[Inpiron1501]

@t1ngley n yes to rug munching

[kitten911808]

Omg! I'm going to have a big ass pussy

[hopkidokid]

LOL

[t1ngley]

You should have kept those legs closed.

[Inpiron1501]

@kitten911808 wait... is it a pussy or an ass..... either way they probably look like a wizards sleeve

[mooncat429]

wow sucks to be me this looks painful ; ;

[ChoiFungWa]

WAHhhhhhh!!!

Pain pain pain pain pain.....

[2752230]

everything ok boss

[XboxliveAddict314]

So, the umbilical cord just slips back in after it's cut?

[genesislover]

No, the umbilical cord is attached at one end to theplacenta and at the other end to the baby. So, after giving birth to the baby a woman gives birth to the "afterbirth", which is the placenta with the rest of the umbilical cord attached to it.

[XboxliveAddict314]

Whoa, that sounds kind of creepy. Strange, I never heard of it before.

[dudette201]

No you moron. It said that it comes out with the afterbirth. Gawwd!

[XboxliveAddict314]

Wow, insult me for something I didn't know? Typical teenager is typical.

[dudette201]

You'd think it'd be kinda obvious you know? Didn't your mom ever explain sex to you?

[XboxliveAddict314]

Yes, my mom told me where babies came from. She didn't tell me to have kids with a bunch of different guys, so I could sit on my fatass and expect a child support check each month, little miss smartass.

[dudette201]

Way to generalize 95% of the white american population kiddo.

but I'm English. We have standards, I'm afraid if i used the word 'Mum' you'd not understand me. Jeezuz. Way to burn yourself. And well done to all the other americans who vote down just cause they see other people vote down. Way to go patriotism guys. Ur doin it so rite, lol.

No.

[XboxliveAddict314]

Well, I'd say you also generalized me. Just because i didn't know something, doesn't make me a moron. With that logic, EVERYBODY'S a moron. I also noticed you said Americans voted down your comment because they saw others do it? Is that not generalizing? I haven't said one thing bad about England. Even though all kinds of stereotypical jokes come to mind, I try not to lower my standards. I don't know what your beef with us is but I can assure you, we're not all dumb, kiddo.

[tearitrightup]

Right...like the British people don't stereotype Americans also. Stop acting so high and mighty.

I'm American. Yes, there is a "follow the leader" mindset of many Americans, but the same thing applies to British people too (omg I KNOW, not the British!).

[dudette201]

In all fairness. We do it cause you do it. British leaders have been licking America's ass for too long. But you know. This arguement has long been over. You're a little late on the scene. But I'm not gonna condem you for that seen as you probably only found this video yesterday

[Inpiron1501]

@tearitrightup ok n this is relevent to the video in what way?

[Inpiron1501]

@dudette201 nope. i found out myself ;)

[dudette201]

@Inpiron1501

Good for you. Have a cookie.

[Inpiron1501]

@XboxliveAddict314 u cant be serious

[SAc0balt]

Wow. This video is awesome. Is anyone else as turned on as I am right now?

[buzzybeehm]

now im getting pains down there...you know what i mean... :S

[imthegreenfaiiry]

D:

noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tanyasaya]

my vagina will expand THAT much???!!!!?????

[humynism]

@tanyasaya

Totally natural, relax.

[proudSomalisis]

@tanyasaya yes dear BUT as the vagina is a muscle, it will come back to normal again after delivery.....or so i hear...lol...i give birth in 6 weeks!!!

[SexyProfess]

LOL @ "Tanya" -- Honey, if you have to ask that question, perhaps you shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place. ;-)

[kylerpeace1]

@tanyasaya thats probaly because your such a slut

[omgashsays]

@tanyasaya Sure will! LOL

[omgashsays]

@tanyasaya SURE WILL! LOL

[misssweetnaruhina]

LAWL he said VAGINA

[Inpiron1501]

@misssweetnaruhina immature

[0409362016]

u see mine was differnt they cute my moms stomic open and then i was born....

[BlueDotti]

same :)

[Inpiron1501]

@0409362016 back two skool you go

[isopik]

I was pulled out with a plunger like utensil maybe thats why my head is huge :)

[ffjdkaue]

shit that hurt iam having two kids and thats it lol

[abercrombielover42]

omg that must hurt like hell

[annahsos]

Actually it doesn't have to hurt

[StlyDutch]

My birth went a bit different.. I came out on my back o_O My mom says it was a very dangerous birth.. x]

[Jal1515]

i skipped the first and 2nd part of labour :P lol...

[Iloveorliandwicked]

that's pleasant. (NOT)

[puppylove104]

good lord jesus christ! that looks very painful!

[lataviajonas]

you must be a guy....lol of course it hurts

[puppylove104]

nope, i'm a girl!

[Inpiron1501]

@puppylove104 good for you. im a boy....

[Inpiron1501]

@puppylove104 wots jesus got to do with it?

[vezac]

and the unbilical chord?? will be removed from the vagina?? or they will put it back??

[sopchp]

the umbilical cord is connected to the placenta (see the top bit). That will detach from the uterus and the placenta will be gently pulled out via the umbilical cord.

[Pinkponyfromht]

they won't put it back , acculy when sprem fetelizes the egg the egg sticks to a wall of the uterus , a unbilical cord is fromed about then .

[Pozorrogo]

the umbilical cord is attached to the placenta... once the baby comes out and the cord is cut... the placenta detaches from the uterus wall and it also comes out a few minutes after the baby is born. But sometimes it could take days for the placenta to fully detach

Gross, I know. xD

[vickywog]

actually the placenta has to come out completly... cuz if anything is left the mother can bleed to much

[AiyosHeart]

that's very true but what he was saying is that not all placentas come out right after the baby and doctors have to push and pull it out. And even some of the comes out before the baby which can cause a harder labor.

[vickywog]

yea i know it can take up to 15 minutes after, I know cuz mine took forever to come out..... the placenta can't come out before the baby! that's placenta previa and if u have that you have to have a c-section, or else the mother can bleed out and the baby could die cuz of no oxygen. since the placenta is it's life source until it comes out, that's why the placenta has to come out last. Doctors can see in an ultrasound if a women has placenta previa and would defi go with a c-section

[tanyasaya]

thats me! my mum has to get c-section because of that! eheh...

[skeetx3hoez]

@aiyosheart if the placenta comes out b4 the baby the mother/or the baby can die its the baby's blood suppy in that cas the mother would have a c-section

[Inpiron1501]

@vezac yeah they put it back to grow into a willy...... note more sarcasm

[oOFamousLastWordsOo]

"reccomended to you" wtf

[Pinwormx]

So we aren't hatched?

[MhmToasty]

u kinda are ... but rllly small inside a lil bit

[LonelySoulEmo]

Exactly how mine was e_e

[felixcock]

i loved my flapjack birth.

[liamaikenlova]

Why would you show this on YouTube and why did this come up on my recommended for me section?!

[Phope2008]

this made me laugh. I am never having children

[xxemogalxx1]

Why would you show this on YouTube and why did this come up on my recommended for me section?!

[basslinefisheh09]

yeah it did me 2 :/

[puppylove104]

Aww man, that's gonna suck in a couple of years for me.... but I guess it will be worth it

[HelloMidnightChaos]

Ow !

[hbrumbach]

ouch not having kids for sure

[mightycowhero]

in high school they showed us a c section birth. just to mess with us, they showed it BEFORE lunch period.

you don't want to see that.

[dldodson]

hot dog down a hallway

[oxdarklingxo]

dude this guy sounds kinda alike to johnny depp

[emohellokitty4619]

that is true!

=)

[taurusred]

omg the guy down there who says humans are the only creatures who experience pain during child birth needs to get his nose out of the effin bible and read an actual book.

[ubamilitary]

First off, the Bible teaches no such things, so don't blame the superior book of all books.

[taurusred]

I'm talking about what they said about how in "Genesis that pain in childbirth is punishment for Original sin. " - he said it not me. Maybe you should get YOUR head out of the "superior book of all books" which is indeed your own opinion not mine.

[ubamilitary]

You inferred that the bible tells those things. you said: "omg the guy down there who says humans are the only creatures who experience pain during child birth". Then; "get his nose out of the effin bible and read an actual book.".

So no, you did say that.

[taurusred]

LOL NO I mean that if he got his nose out of the Bible and read a book about animal biology instead he would know that animals do experience pain during labor, get off your soap box.

[ubamilitary]

i am on a chair, not a soap box.

[Inpiron1501]

@taurusred we got a parrot?