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  • :))))

    

  • That was pretty hilarious to me :D POKER FACE!

  • LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • this isn't possible, Ivey's too much of a baller.

  • Think about it for a few seconds, then make a monster great lay-down.

  • phil looks like a serial killer

  • "in the poker game of life women are the rake"

  • - Phil Ivey gets a full house on the turn -

  • Females are like poker. Some bluff, some say it straight, and some are folding hands, but they're all bitches. BITCHES THEY ALL ARE.

  • I've seen this commercial on TV.. During High Stakes Poker on GSN.. loved it!

  • Ivey thought he had a pair, was surprised to see quads.

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  • This makes no sence!

  • u just mad cause the only folding you're doing is to your clothes. lol don't hate cause i wouldn't let u chang-gang hit it- you can't hang, cause ya not well hung.

  • pokerface

  • I'd still play poker with the diorced Mr. Ivey, anyday strip-poker, that is.

  • @missyonthanet

    i'm sure he'll fold every hand

  • @changxbang yur daddy didnt boo

  • best poker commercial ever

  • stupid no noise, and as soon as he opens the door all the yelling LOL stupid

  • LOL

  • hate that noise he's wife makes ... my mom think i'm watching porn now or something lol

  • lol im pretty sure i caught this commercial on tv before it was banned

  • @ndgannon21 true. I've seen it on TV as well.

  • I wish it was Tiger Woods at Full Tilt

  • lol @ toolbox

  • Full Tilt alright ^ ^

  • LOL

  • JAJAJA...Q LOCO

  • that's just wrong!

  • this commercial makes no damn sense! Funny as fuck though!

  • i think Ivey can really make a face like that ...

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  • "Is she cheating on me?..I think she's cheating on me, I bet she's been shagging around for a while now...I should get more than half of eveything in court...I like my chances, I'm all in!...i mean I want a divorce."

  • @SanSpiral  now that's one of the best situational comments i ever read here, thanks can't stop laughing :D

  • @CelticGladiator7 cheers pal, take care

  • @SanSpiral so funny!!! they should have totally done a flash back to that one

  • If that's for real a poker face, that means he's gonna kill'em all at the spot right?

  • Ivey's probably thinking "is she bluffing or cheating for real, how much could I win from this"?

  • epic win LOL

  • lol.....wow that was funny as hell.....still had his poker face on

  • now thats funny

  • haha, sick!

  • kinda funny seeing he is now divorced. hmm. negreanu, ivey, and even at one point brunson was almost divorced. gamblers need special ladies to deal with their lifestyles.

  • This JimmyBluffet guy sure needs some help.. professional one. Hint: It could be the huge ego compensating other tiny parts he might have.

  • @nomainreason I never say that I am big (although I have been told that many a time) but what I do say is that at 6'5", size 14 EEEE feet and huge hands that I am proportionally correct ;) ask your mom......she knows

  • @nomainreason I am getting help right now.....your mom is under my desk relieving stress

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  • The fact is that you haven't been banging shit. all you've been doing is proving to everyone that you are a cocky little bitch that needs to get knocked out so then maybe he will think before he talks shit to strangers

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  • the way u keep talkin about big diks everytime u must be a fudgepacker..if thats ur lifestyle then fine but at least admit it...did u tell ur dad yet??

  • @doubletap11 You're the one with the name doubletap.....that means you like one in your ass while your deepthroating the other you fucking fag. And I don't even have to ask.....your dad knows about you.

  • doubletap means i tapped ur momma's big 'ol nasty booty...not once but twice, she came recommended by the coast guard.

  • @doubletap11 LMFAO, that was funny doubledickinyourass.

  • @JimmyBluffet67 ha see there he goes talking shit again you think your so tough cuz you say your "massive" but your too dumb to realize that its not about how big you are. not that anybody believes you anyway. after all what self proclaimed "big" , "successful" person is so insecure that they have to resort to talking shit to people on youtube? answer me that little jim.

  • @jumba202 Jumba, I should tell you that I have blocked you. So the only way I see your comments is when someone else comments. I LOVE the fact that I can get you noobs so pissed off. I can see by the tone in your responses that my comments piss you off for the entire day. I just hope you don't go take your anger out on your girlfriend.......ooops, sorry, I meant boyfriend......YOU FAGGOT

  • @JimmyBluffet67 LOL! A. i dont care if you read my comments they are meant more for the people that you try to piss off anyways B.you still can see my comments after i blocked you idiot because i blocked you and this one still showed up. and C. what tone in my responses makes you think im mad for the whole day? lol sorry to say little jim as soon as i click off this page your sorry ass will be forgotten your only good for a nice laugh whenever i see your bitch ass talking shit.

  • lol that is freakin hilarious

  • Quad Aces to Ivey :)

  • LMFAO

  • sick!

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  • @JimmyBluffet67 ....u are such a loser...as for the extra large white dick...guess ur out of the loop sport!

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  • @doubletap11 listen you fucking cum guzzling faggot. Just because you want to deep throat phil, don't take it out on me you fucking geek.

  • @JimmyBluffet67 LOL! so do u just go from video to video talking shit to people? ur a str8 faggot bro im sorry to say. hey i got an idea instead of being a pussy and only talking shit from the safety of ur mommys computer room why dont u try doing it in real life? im telling u its much more satisfying but judging by how much shit u talk online id say u just a bitch not much in the fighting department but feel free to keep talking shit from a distance just know that we ALL can see right through u

  • @jumba202 You're a bitter little man jumba you faggot. Take your meds already and shut the fuck up. Why do you follow me from video to video?? Are you in love with me?? Actually that is a silly question....who isn't

  • lol she likes dem big black dick ehh

  • ahahahahahah

  • Like he cared....he was fixing to play golf with Tiger Woods!!!

  • f***ing sweet..I would buy more stuff if all commercials were like this

  • Didn't he file for divorce just a few months ago (seriously)?

    pokernewsdaily . com/phil-ivey-files-for-divorc­e-7245/

  • i just finished doing another bitch

  • he's like I don't give a f%ck about that ho!

  • This is why Phil Ivey is the best poker player ever

  • @elchavito99 because his wife is fucking other players?

  • I'd be LIKE :O+++++ :'(+++++++

  • he's probably thinking "Yeah so what? I've been cheating on her for the past 10 years lol

  • what good is a poker face online

  • that is pretty fucked up..

    if i saw that on tv

    i prolly would change the channel...

    no joke...

    ..........

    that was just..sad..

  • one of the coolest ever :DDD

  • i am phil ivey

  • @benyblancofrmthabrnx can you give me a million dollars or pay my buy-in for the next poker events in 5 years? pls? =))))

  • omg this was hillarious , jesus

  • @micsirau don't offend God, btw the commercial is stupid, very idiotic

  • lol fuckin whack commercial

  • Am I glad that people in Europe aren't that prudish, damn.

    Americans are missing out on alot of stuff.

    Thanks to those uptight prudish never grew up nerds who ban everything from tv.

    Grow up! It's just a commercial. And it's funny.

    And if you really think your kids shouldn't watch this, give them some attention, play with them, so they don't have to watch tv !!!

    Retards.

  • Oh my god, that's just brilliant. A shame it never made it to television. People need to lighten up and not get worked over this stuff.

  • hilarious! best poker advert ever lol

  • Ivey is the man!

  • this is such a insult, i dont know y ivey even did that commercial. its almost as good as saying his wife get banged and he's not doing anything about it

  • @tobynagreanu I'm sure the money he got for doing it wasn't insulting, even if it wasn't aired i bet he got paid for it.

  • jajaj phil ivey's face is awsome it looks like "yeah whatever"...without any expression like when he play poker

  • I guess some guy went all-in on Ivey, and he realizes he's beat, so he has to fold her?

  • Why was that lady making that noise?

  • she probably have Tourette syndrome

  • @lowtalkerr she won her all in

  • @lowtalkerr hahahaha

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  • What a lame commercial?

    One of the beastiest commercials ever, Love it!

  • ivey flopped a full house! lol

  • @girlscallmesneaky good one hahhaa

  • @girlscallmesneaky pretty good one :)

  • what a lame commercial..

  • @nickless777 what a lame comment

  • god I love phil ivey. he is definetly the best in the world today

  • This is why Phil Ivey is the best poker player.

  • @doomvskal1 lol practice make perfect

  • @doomvskal1 he is not

  • My idol,this guy.

  • HIS FACE! HAHAHA!

  • keeps chewing gum

  • hej

  • @apoqua1 hej på dej

  • hej på er

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  • A-mazing. Did not see that one coming.

  • actually ive seen this one on tv.

  • Hahaha killers

  • very good commercial! Congratulations to the creator! Phil Ivey super!

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  • i bet thats what he look like when his wife gave him the divorce papers

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  • Ivey's face is like "whatever", no expression. hahah I liked!

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  • uhauahau, this is a good poker face

  • fuc k negreanu

    ivey ever

  • lol this is the best commercial ever i swear. after seeing this i want mrs ivey my damb self, shit that girl is swinging her arms in the air and throwing her head back....if it was me i'd go all in too!

  • thats why he divorced his wife.

  • i like the tool box at the end of the bed. lol

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  • Fold her

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  • Heard about the news... Good fold, Mr. Ivey!

  • this is so funny cause he actually got divorced today

  • AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  • :D:D.... nice.

  • LOL that was brilliant

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  • Phil looks like that when he's sex, picking up his dry cleaning, or reading a eulogy

  • Well played Mrs. Ivey .

  • Looked like they were all in. ...can't resist.

  • I think he got a bad hand this time...

  • hahaha was the initial reaction and thus it shall remain as hahaha

  • lol

  • I think this commercial is hilarious!

  • don't have sense...i really don't understand

  • Get a girlfriend ( or boyfriend) and find them having sex with someone else(or anything else) and you'll have "sense" of what is going on lol

  • so

    wtf... ima go play full tilt

  • well, some other guy was fucking his wife, and it is obvious that he should be very mad, but he doesn't show it ;)

  • Phil is thinking "now that's a bad river card"