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  • i'm from croatia(where is serious sam made)

    and i know that deathmatch sucks.but co-op and singleplayer don't.

  • TB's criticism of the lack of maps is spot on but the rest isn't truthful at all. The blurring can be disabled in the graphics options (Gaussian Blur) as well as the lens flare. I'm sure the dust can be tweaked as well. Also the double barrel shotgun is just as "OP" as it was in the original games as well as their HD updates. Was insta-kill up close.

  • I actually like the mp

    its unbalanced as hell but still fun

    not as good as originals though mp wise

  • dont forget that only less then 20 people created this game

  • the multyplayer was much better at the first games. but still, serious sam was always more about the singleplayer, there its always the best.

  • Totalbiscut, i realise the shotgun is the weapon of choice, but if you are a classic gamer like moi, you get used to horribly strong weapons i.e DooM's deathmatch with the ssg.

  • the second map looks soo weird, everytime u go tru those loops i feel like ur head is going to get cut off ,it looked like barbed-wire XD

  • I have been wondering what is the name of the song at the end of every video BTW FUCKING epic TB

  • @Metall37 "The Total Biscuit ballad" by Charlie Parra. He also has a youtube channel posting guitar covers and metal adaptations of various pieces of soundtrack.

  • @mihneaadr thanks mate

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  • i like it that your character is whearing sunglasses and you are still blinded by the sun

  • @mgimansss It's Serious Sam, it's not meant to be realistic.

  • TB: eehh aww your being bad to the game nneeh

    me: why do i dislike plp that are like TB YOUR MAKING THIS GAME SEEM BAD NNWWWWEEEEHHHH!!! XD

  • Holy shit you suck at this game, this game finally takes skill to be good at in multi-player, like quake or counterstrike.

  • @Jakedastudly its a first impression not a lets play XD

  • Nothing compared to timesplitters double barrell.....LOL

  • I got so dizzy at watching.

    I gav up after 5 minutes.

  • The only mode that I play on multiplayer is instakill. Pretty fun.

  • "The game shows the game in a bad light" *in the place with bad lighting*

    OH, THE IRONY!

  • You are piece of shit stupid Total bisquit, not this game

  • @werbit4747 You can't even spell biscuit. Why should we care what you think?

  • @werbit4747 No, the versus in this game is shit. Not TotalBiscuit. Just cos you can't handle the truth. Singleplayer is great, versus fucking sucks. Put up with it or fuck off.

  • Most beautiful voice ever :P

  • wait... this sound an awful lot like... a... REVIEW! your perfect record is gone TB!

  • @android19willpwn go watch a real review and you will learn how much of a dumbass u are...

  • *glances at youtube comments*

    *laughs*

  • My god, the maps are so bad. CTF mode is so terrible.

  • @vulpix0r  I KNOW ITS LIKE 0_O

  • omg that those maps are BADDDD. Look like map that someone makes the first day they discovery the map editor with a game.

  • I get really giddy when TotalBiscuit gets mad at games. That being said, it hasn't happened to any of my favorites, but... Why the hell care anyway?

  • You killed Santa. :(

  • Wow, this is one of the first bad game reviews from total biscuit I have ever seen. Good job serious Sam.

  • @Farfel08 There's that R word again. :P

  • about the shotgun.... YEAH DUH!!!! shotguns are super powerful, in real life, buckshot and a full choke you gonna mess someone up!! this is the problem with games, NOBODY KNOWS how goddamn powerful shotguns are, i like to go hunting alot, yes shotguns have range, and stopping power, NOTHING beats a shotgun at close range... and yeah guys...im a gun nut

  • @potatoecatsprophet Why in the fuck are you comparing a game like Serious Sam to real life?

  • @Niemtol2 Becuse there modren-warfare fags FUCK MODERN WARFARE ITS A SHITTY GAME YOU MAD BROS?

  • @potatoecatsprophet No you are not a "gun nut" you are a "dum nut" are you serious comparing real life with a game where there are suicide bombers with no head? and no one cares if shotguns are super powerful in real life it's still a problem in multiplayer

    gtfo troll...

  • @potatoecatsprophet

    however at the ranges shown in the video you would be lucky to hit the target with a single shot

    let alone the body armour which in real life is fairly resistant to shotguns

  • Is it just me or is the frame rate horrible?

  • dont think i have ever seen you rage that much before. :/

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  • the second map is actually a re-design of the old "little trouble" in the Second Encounter!

  • I hope that he does know versus mode is not to be so balanced. It is suposed to be really fun.

  • 2:37 HP.

  • Pfff and people complained about mw3 spawns >.>

  • I had a thought- if the game moves faster a la Unreal Tournament and Quake, it presumably requires more skill to, and is harder to, aim accurately with the likes of a sniper rifle, yes?

    Then if the converse is true, that a slower game makes aiming and sniping easier, then with slower shooters in recent years such as the modern military shooters, is it really a surprise that camping has emerged as a practicality and a problem?

  • why does he complain about dust and explosions so much

  • @discodude48 Being blind is upsetting when you're in a deathmatch.

  • @oxane240 yes but when you have overpowered weapons and people moving at like 50mph it doesn't matter really

  • Multiplayer looks like an updated version of Unreal Tournament 2004.

  • Really? Making drama over the word 'babby'? How fucking stupid are you?

  • 'UGH! What the hell is this?

    Good: X

    Bad: X

    WORSE GAME EVER!:V

  • very good voice and I'm Brazilian but I really liked your voice

  • well guns tends to instant kill. Thats why I hate Mw2 50 caliber bullet right in the head and u can survive. Yeah in a world with Unicorns and trolls that would happen.

  • @ZeroWalker26 I don't want that much realism in my escapism.

  • Is there lan coop?

  • I agree with TB but he's a whiner

  • DUDE SSHDTSE had a wicked versus mode. Its just that they didn't really bother with the versus mode in this game.

  • Why are you wasting your time playing newly squeezed out shit?!

    Who cares about the last Serious Sam video? People whined about it?

    .... wow. So people really do play shitty games by choice.

  • he does know he's playing serious sam right?

  • if its not skill why does Kua2k win all the games?

  • So, regarding co-op....

    "Huzzah, the fun has been doubled!" ?

    Cookies to those who understand the reference

  • The coop is awesome when your in a huge group its like a giant war

  • ...At the end of the 2nd game. The guy on tops KDR was "20/12"......

  • please oh please totalbisquit play call of duty modern warfare 3 a wtf video is so needed for that game

  • @wolfdemonkouga123 ...Why is it needed for MW3? The WTF Is... Videos is ment for games noone really knows anything about. Everyone knows about MW3. So basicly it would just be a waste of time.

  • @wolfdemonkouga123 He already did one. xD

  • @wolfdemonkouga123 There is already one for that piece of shit.

  • @wolfdemonkouga123 bullshit that need a WTF is... that has enough publicity...

  • @wolfdemonkouga123 Learn to use search functions properly it's right here:

    /watch?v=4tPNUhtOVLM&feature=p­lcp&context=C34cd23bUDOEgsToPD­skJTkEFndEHP8h9NP3QwvLCW

    Have fun crying over his mean words, since I assume you're a MW3 fanboy.

  • complaining about double barreled shotgun being over powered? Sounds like you wouldn't like gears of war 3 TB.

  • -_- i have a 23 minite add

  • Knowing Croteam, weapon balancing can be done ad hoc on servers... There's an immense list of CVARS, and (if I remember correctly from the Serious Sam HD games) things can be nerfed/balanced with a config or autoexec.

  • this video has prevented me from buying serious sam 3 when it comes out on consoles, thanks for saving my money

  • If you look at the left comment side, 90% of the time its Someone put lead into Someone else. I've got to say, the choice of weapons in this game is overwhelming...

  • I was checking my harddrive today and i found UT 04 most fun ive had in months ;)

  • Serious Sam TFE and TSE were fantastic for Co-Op - some of the most fun I had since Heretic

  • I love it how all in the chat is agreeing with him :D

  • You have a problem with the double barrel being lethal at close range yet mellee weapons in a lot of games are also lethal at close range, yet there never seems to be a problem with that.

  • @CptBobbossa poeple dont have a problem with knives because they aren't shotguns?

  • @VidioticMadness Imagine if all knives were shotguns though, that would be awesome. You could make a jam sandwhich with a shotgun!

  • @CptBobbossa The point isn't that Halo shouldn't have a one-hit sword or Gears it's sawed off. People do have a problem with the knife in CoD. The point is that an arcade style deathmatch-game shouldn't have a weapon that kills almost anything in one hit even with terrible aim. These kind of games usually have 3-4 times more health than the "realistic" shooters. Instakills don't exist outside railguns, sniper headshots and InstaGib.

  • @Anak1ng Fair point.

  • were the scorpions always hitscan or only in 3?

    If always i never really noticed

  • Looks like game was. A little ..... Serious. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh

  • @HELLHamster16 ebonmaster is right, you an immature kid who cant tell a fact from an opinion. i find it funny that you think because someone disagrees with you its WRONG, there is no FACT in whats good or bad unless its so clearly bad that there is not one person that likes it.

  • @PlayBackWoW dude i am opinion he was fact now stay out because your wasting your time, wana know why i red 1 line of your comment and that was it, now if you would kindly fuck off.

  • @HELLHamster16 i think you should learn some grammar: "dude i am opinion he was fact" what the fuck does that mean. and maybe you should read my full comment, its less of a waste of time then you think.

  • @PlayBackWoW 1 dude you are not involved fuck off 2 i know how to use grammar but this is youtube so i dont give a fuck about it, for example do you use full gammar and spell words correctly in a text? no. so should i on youtube? no. now go and watch some other videos rather than trying to win this argument by raging. p.s. have a nice day.

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  • @nickprezzo you stupid the reason more people play cod is because its a game where all they have to do is press button and get shiney as TB would put it, i played that game with some of my friends back when it came out and only seen one good change, other then that its shit.

  • @PlayBackWoW erm, don't call me stupid because you don't know me. The reason more people play CoD is because it's a bigger game, because it's what Xbox and PS3 players want. Shit? Lol, yeah tell that to the 10 million + people that buy it every year and the developers who earn more than those working on any of the shitty quality games you play.

  • @nickprezzo its bigger because like i said, its a shooter thats very easy to play with a low skill cap. its also a high budgite game and how do you know what i play? do you stalk people? because last i checked i played games like dark souls and demon souls, they are some nice looking games, also: minecraft, terraria, skyrim, warcraft etc.

  • @Zhihan33 you sir made me facepalm...

  • Killing Floor is old school you should try it TB!

  • I got really dizzy from the high speed running XD I guess mmo rpgs are for me

  • play beast mode with jesse :D i know you wanna

  • @Joh447 Even betetr make co-op with him and the yogcast.

  • @Joh447 did you mean that in the actually play beast mode or are you being sarcastic towards "beast" mode?

  • @MrManded i meant as in that TB and jesse are kinda frenemies as seen in their terraria LP

  • looks like serious sam 3 needs some serious balancing :P

  • As much as i know some of you might rage at some of these WTF videos, just remember for Biscuits sake that everything that he has mentioned it indeed true

  • @KnightStormer not quite, but most of it, definitely

  • It cant be that bad (tries) oh my got it is worse!

  • This really isn't a rage video... he said alot of good things about the game, just not the multiplayer

  • @HeartofAiur

    Competitive multiplayer, to be politicly correct.

    Cooperative multiplayer is good here.

  • @CroGamer002LPs Ah yes, my mistake, thank you

  • Sooo... what you're saying is, in versus mode, its for whining, weapon-spamming noobs?

  • serious sam series versus modes were never at all good balance wise, but i don't know of anyone who plays this game that bought it for that. the coop is always where its been at, though it would be pretty nice if the versus were balanced. that and getting rid of that stupid smoke effect. i hate that smoke more than any of the games other flaws.

  • Call of Duty: Alien Warfare 3.0

  • @crusherkid8834808 Get out

  • @crusherkid8834808 If it was CoD, then there would be 8 year old's screaming through the microphone while attempting to "360 No-scope".

  • Don't get me wrong TB, i love your videos...

    but i can't help but think that this is just a rage video.

  • Half-Life 2 DM = the best.

  • this reminds me of cod....

  • @SuperchargedSean or i should say versus mode does

  • SuperShotgun is OP?

    This is a game for me!

    (Ex doom2 multiplayer fan here)

  • To quote Obviously Jesus, (Yes, the man you threatened to sue), if you don't use the overpowered weapon in a video game, your rejecting sex with a supermodel because nobody wants you to.

  • Versus in SS3 really sucked :/ It was not even as good as SS1 & SE... but SS3 totally rocks in Co-op and Single Player, that's for sure! Just too bad versus didn't cut it

  • QUAKE LIVE better ;)

  • so..let me get this...straight...basically...­the...Versus is bad...and the Co-op is good.....Right?

  • I vaguely remember Yahtzee once saying that if you really love a game then you don't mind what people say about it. If you feel some sort of hatred towards a person who says something bad about something, then that would be the niggling feeling of doubt in the back of your mind. He gave you his opinion, grow up and live with it. Think for yourselves.

  • Love the ingame chat.

  • Somebody tell TB that Unreal and Doom weapons weren't balanced either

    Take his own advice "Man up"

  • Kinda looks like an Unreal Tournament game I've played, just from the 21st century ;P

  • team deathmatch looks bad but the modes don't look so bad

  • i wish i could talk about how much i hate things for 23 minutes...i envy you TB

  • Btw. That guy sounds lika dick

  • They should really compile a different exe with balanced parameters for the MP alone, not counting Co-op there tho' because it's fine as it is :p Oh and visit Seriouszone com forums for more MP maps in the various topics there or wait for the free DLC with added maps that have better flow. Hope Croteam won't disappoint.

  • 60 ping is laggy?

    

  • a double barrel shotgun overpowered? sounds familiar...

  • netherlands sweet home

  • Want to point out that Gamespot Reviews said that the "versus" modes were the only really good part of the game XD... they actually complained that there were "too many enemies that got repetitive" in the campaign

  • Its so weird seeing Serious Sam sprint lol

  • i can't tell if TeeB is serious or just.that.bad.

  • 19:42 penis carving?

  • Im drinking beer just to be able to watch such a bad deathmatch mode ><

  • @ 7:48 did he kill santa?? lol

  • I like the part where he is complaining about the Double barrel shotty being OP when he is shooting someone with it and dies.

  • Awf - Awfu - Awesome ... :P

    

  • ONE MORE KELLER.EDU ADVERTISEMENT, AND IT WILL RAIN ADBLOCK ):<

  • @TotalHalibut Switching to the AR from the DBSG with auto weapon switch enabled is perfectly justified logically; it's a more versatile weapon with a more consistent source of damage. You're also forgetting that damage isn't the only factor. The RL is almost always the most versatile weapon in FPS DM games because of the RJ, juggling, the fact that it moves your target around a lot. Hitting an SG-wielder with a rocket disrupts their rhythm. Sources?: Soldier/Assault class in any FPS ever made.

  • I LOVE HOW HE TALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It is shitty.. 

  • Mayby just me but TB was talking quite quietly on the vid.

  • The comments on this video have got more retarded as the days go on, a lot of trolls, people who misunderstood TB , people who misunderstand other people. Its pretty funny

  • The capture the flag map looked like a really bad custom map from CSS where the maker knows nothing about lighting.

  • TB: hahaha

  • Just so people know and stop being stupid. TB clearly loves this game. He says several times he is really enjoying it. Yeah he hates the VS mode but thats one mode.

  • It's ok to not like things. Just don't be a dick about it.

  • Frenemy, 'lol'.

  • if metal is the hardest difficulty what is the easiest? pop, hiphop, rap, classic?

  • @strikermovies4u It's mental, not metal :)

  • TB is right, i was looking forward to some oldchool arcade shooter action with SS3 and it was disappointing. You die way too fast to respond, not many maps, poor lazy map design. They should make a Quake of Unreal Tournament with the speed and air control of Serious Sam, that would be an awesome oldschool shooter.

  • @damokt You clearly haven't played Quake. Or if you have, you were doing it wrong.

  • @damokt Huh? What weird Quake 3 have you been playing? :P Obvious troll is obvious, or confusing Call Of Duty with Q3, where everything you named happens all the time.

  • why do you play this game if you dont like it play the games you like

  • @TheAdomas11 because his job is to play games and make wtf is of them

  • @IsaacBeechey Ha ha ha. No, really. You're hilarious. If you think that I'm a fanboy because I say the GoW 3 sawn-offs are (clearly) OP, then what exactly do you think I'm a fanboy of? You're quite within your rights to sound like an idiot but I would advise you to do it somewhere where people can't see your comments so some dignity can be retained.

  • @AverageFellow Uhh that was such a beautiful comment and comeback, just so logical and embarrassing xD

  • @sonicGTA Danke :)

  • @AverageFellow but GoW 3 is still amazing :3

  • @StartledSloth Sure, I love it too!