Classic Game Room - LIGHT GUARDIAN mobile review

[ylooney1]

i dont think your destroying them i think you are shining it at them then the disapear when you have notified them :p

[GiantMoth]

Mark would make the best pirate xD

[Erasabletree]

me whiskey holds me penis *drunk pirate voice*

[Elk810]

Maybe the drunken Cyclops is the crazy man in the lighthouse and he's still upset that Chun-Li won't return his calls? You could say he's actually shooting the balloons with his optic blast.

[3DSStrider]

@randomenvelope Super Mario 3D Land, Mario Kart 7...

[OcIoInFoRmAtIvO]

Dude, this is the WORST mobile game you're reviewed so far D:

[rofyle]

steampunk lullaby 

[slippinator]

ill have what ever hes having!

[vidEOkid12345]

I like drunk mark, you should get drunk more often :3

[xxthugforlifexx]

me whiskey NOOOOOO!

[jus2far1]

Mark is mad silly

[Slacking02]

im hungry

[odysseas897]

a giant screw that defies gravity!!!

[DeadVideoGamer]

Do a whole review with that whiskey voice please ha ha

[ClanTKillers]

@DeadVideoGamer yeah. The whiskey voice is very funny

[SilentS0lid]

@DeadVideoGamer haha. That would be awesome :D

[CheesyMeister17]

Mark's whisky voice is hilarious! It seems as if he has had practice...

[MichaelArmer92]

@CheesyMeister17 him and viral dog sit outside there house shouting at neighbours while sipping scotch

[Broyale26]

I was gonna download this game for my phone, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[MELANIE1001]

Drunk Mark voice is epic :-)

[atlantaaintbraver]

this game looks bad

[oejam]

nice story, but the game...

[randomenvelope]

these graphics are amazing!

I remember mobile games, black and green snakes, newer ones had like old outrun style 2D car with minor 3D track illusion, but here the 3D area is huge, and details are very well put out, if you say these mobile craphics sucks then you have been living under a rock until now.

[G0dspeed2000]

@randomenvelope True. The graphics on the iPhone are even better than the ones on the DS.

[MichaelArmer92]

@G0dspeed2000 people with no hands can draw better graphics than the ds

[randomenvelope]

@G0dspeed2000 well the DS is mostly made for 2D style games, 3DS has a bunch of games that aren't even good enough to call real portable console games, tetris, most simple game to have for your cellphone, but 3DS released tetris for their system and its just normal tetris, thats it, they really are just rushing games for this system, no really good games are out for it, besides remakes.

[DoctorKarnage]

@randomenvelope

Cough, shinobi, Sonic generations, Cough. 

[randomenvelope]

@DoctorKarnage sonic generation's 3DS is crap, compare to the ps3 version, its just a shared version, just a lot cheaper, did you watch the cutscenes? Crappy as hell, and took me 1 and a half hour to beat, the final battle with time eater was okay, and the levels are fun, but its just so short, shinobi is a game the 3DS does not have itself going for, but its not a bad game. No real good games are out for the 3DS but there will be mario kart 7 man, new zelda, new R.E game, its gonna be awesome.

[NINJACH0P957]

Mark's storyline for this game is awesome!

[FuyuAkiWorld]

Love the new intro.

[FastTquick]

This is the first iOS game I've seen that has worse production values than terrible screensavers from Xbox Live Indie Games.

[RoseDillinger90]

You should review Sonic CD and Grand Theft Auto III on the iPhone ;)

[missjustT]

hI Mark. o wow, new intro? why you decided to make a new one? I'm used to old one, and whenever anywhere i see something new I always freak out, because when i see something new that force me to think about it, and i dont like to think. i like consuming things that i already know, and i dont like to waste time to explore

[junbinks]

What? No asplosions? Oh, the humanity!

[bencheshire]

looks like it would be actually playable with a mouse.

[doppleganger4827]

I guess the upgrades weren't anything interesting if it wasn't worth showing. I can see this game being lots of fun with added content. like a black hole shot that sucks enemies towards it for light annihilation combos! Or a AI partner that shouts hilarious one-liners as they help you eradicate these airborne mofos!

[JDLOCKON]

@doppleganger4827 what about a flamethrower

[doppleganger4827]

@JDLOCKON It might set the whiskey on fire! We can't risk that!

[spspear81]

What a very odd game but seems fine.

[DjLeafgreen]

what kind of phone?

[Broyale26]

Thumbs up if Mark's voice gives you an erection.

[RadicalNIN]

Ah nothing to start th morning right like a new episode of Classic Game Room! ^^

[Broyale26]

@RadicalNIN

...while I take care of your morning woody.

[RadicalNIN]

@Broyale26 XD

[ArmyOfOne220]

who the hell cares who comments first!?

[Broyale26]

@ArmyOfOne220

Hot, sexy women.

[rpguins]

I used to be first, but itook an arrow to the knee.

[bluesgurugod]

I must be in the wrong place... there's nary a SKYLANDER mentioned...

[CodenameDami]

Nice game

[HerrAtticusFink]

I just wish the the airships would explode into a ball of flame

[2007pepsilover]

@Simon14DK i don't think this is the new intro, i've scene this one once in a while on the channel

[AssailantLF]

@Simon14DK Aw man, I think it feels classy, classic even.

[cornchippers]

@Simon14DK It's actually not new. He's been using it on and off for a while now.

[Jusbo555]

I like the part where he acts like drunk

[SpyVsSpyFan95]

first,haha nah. Great review!

[Akyla0177]

FIRST BITCHES

[Simon14DK]

@Akyla0177 fail

[CornishCreamtea07]

@Akyla0177

No your 8th retard

[Broyale26]

@CornishCreamtea07

C'mon, no need to fight over who's first in my butt.

[Simplefier]

Good video. I like that you show us games that is not very famous

[aznboi1027]

@Simplefier Indie games

[Eldwinn]

@Simplefier you are awesome dude

[MichaelArmer92]

@Simplefier that are not that is

[MrFlunkorg]

Violent game is violent

[THEREALVITO]

Anyone else thought last guardian? :/

[pokezionzook]

SECOND!!



[sbuv1715]

SECOND derp



[c00lstuff1]

kick ass review!

[1209309409]

FIRST!!!!!!!

[Broyale26]

@1209309409

.....to get a reacharound.