The truth explained

[jmendales]

I seriously clapped to the screen when he ended with that line.

[pivotybob]

When he says "oh hello" he sounds like prince philip... it leaves me on the floor laughing every time :L

[tpstrat14]

I wouldn't be offended if he realized that his warped view of reality is merely, well, his warped view of reality. But no, he has to say "we men....". Sorry, but some men enjoy the journey in life. Not all men are soulless, useless pieces of shit like you would have the world believe...

[PktMma]

@tpstrat14 It's comedy you dumb ass!

[tpstrat14]

@PktMma "It's comedy you dumb ass"....Iol I get that borderline retarded comment nearly every time I post something that indicates that maybe the comedian in the video has a brain that he SHOULD be using. DURR IT'S JUST COMEDY!!! Do you seriously think he doesn't believe what he's saying, you fucking twat?!

[PktMma]

@tpstrat14 I'm sorry you completely lack a sense of humour. I couldn't live life that way. I'll pray for you.

[tpstrat14]

@PktMma I thought it was funny, but also very sad that he can't see outside his own miserable box of depression. So I guess I wouldn't say I was "offended" per se, but damn he's got problems if he honestly thinks everyone is as miserable as him...

[PktMma]

@tpstrat14 Yes but again, it's comedy, not an opinion show, you can't take what he says at face value.

[tpstrat14]

@PktMma I wouldn't disrespect Jim Jeffries and say "it's just comedy", as if he's just a clown performing on stage. I'm pretty sure that if you were to talk to him man to man, he would say the same thing...

[PktMma]

@tpstrat14 Well, that's just your guess. My guess is that comedy is about pointing out the absurdities of every day life not lecturing people about what's right and what's wrong.

[portugaltheman6]

haha very well said. he is so right.

[omarct]

I seriously hate women's obsession with man nipples.

[CharliesName]

the ending was epic

[Giallo007]

HAHAHAHA!

[ZenPhilosopher123]

Does he intentionally SOUND like a drunken idiot?

[NinjaKittysGoneWild]

@ZenPhilosopher123 If you watch the whole thing, he's been drinking the whole show and admits to drinking before going on stage. So, he's drunk.

[1971SuperLead]

@NinjaKittysGoneWild Any intelligent atheist is drunk, for he is better off not being aware of his predicament.

I pity the atheist, for he must never look at where he is heading.

[Jasminewynja]

@1971SuperLead Sounds very christian.... so full of love....

[1971SuperLead]

@Jasminewynja There is nothing loving about eternal death and destruction, but that is what the atheist faces. It's not real, but it's real enough to make life hell. The atheist is in hell now. I know. I was an atheist for 31 years. I'm not a Christian, but I did wake up to the Truth. We are spiritual beings. Thank God I woke up!

[Jasminewynja]

@1971SuperLead I think the taste is individual regardless what we talk about. The same about religions, beliefs, ideologies or the lack of them :)

[1971SuperLead]

@Jasminewynja What does taste have to do with Love, God or Truth?

[Jasminewynja]

@1971Super Some love the "insights" of the "true" meaning of live in the way you would describe them. Others will love different "insights" and define the "true" meaning of life differently. The point is simple. Some people will be happy as atheists all their life without changing. Others will be happy all the life as believers without changing. Others again will swap betweem different point of views, ideologies and/or religions. If atheism was a helll to you it doesnt mean its a helll to others

[Jasminewynja]

@1971SuperLead But to be honest.... i think this is a discussion for a different video thread :)

[tpstrat14]

@1971SuperLead Atheism has nothing to do with believing there is nothing after death and life is merely a mistake. Atheism is merely a lack of belief. I get your point, don't get me wrong. However, you're bagging every atheist into Stalinist-atheist thinking.

[Nagashi26]

I gave this guy a standing ovation... At my computer desk.

[ShinIsTrue]

Indeed, indeed! Bravo @ the end lol hahaha

[guitarhead212]

Why would I ride the swings?! I've already been to Disneyland!! Roflmfao!!!

[aceytam]

haha owned!!!!!!

[aba2185]

this guys is great i have only seen two videos of his, im american so iv'e never heard of him. any stand up titles i should see of him?

[7deimos]

@aba2185 this is from "alcoholocaust", then there is "contraband" and "i swear to god", he's brilliant

[7ChibiTetsu7]

ending was so unexpected :P

[ThePepsiNarkoman]

Brilliant, fucking brilliant

[KapStuf]

Jim Jeffries, explaining why sex would be simpler if everyone were gay.

[SmartBoxable]

this gave me a boner! xD

[DarthAnubis1138]

Compassionate Understanding of your Negative Tension! C.U.N.T!

[MrMihaly]

oNe of the last taboo words? I always used to find it particularlly evil that it should be itself a curse word. But then I grew up. Find out a dicktionary. Do you get it now?

[MyPurpleMushroom]

"Cunt" Australians favourite word.

[Lilaan]

@MyPurpleMushroom Funny that, cause in America it's considered probably the worst of the "curse words". My Mom would slap me if she heard me say it and so would my wife... and I swear alot (just not the C-word)

[bsmetal]

Explicit

[Aosgood94]

The end is inspirational, turn that into a movie mother fuckers!!

[therandomdot]

The end was fucking GOLD!

[FHomeBrew]

The end is hilarious.

[WhoDoznTLoweMNML]

FUCKIN SUCK OUR COCK !!

[cckenepah]

Oh calm the fuck down! It's called comedy, if you don't like it don't watch.

[mickymacky02]

is this guy the dog from wilfred?

[RealityBirth]

@mickymacky02 You maybe fucking right.

[38bmxboy]

i dind't go to the fuckin toilet just to her this without stoping..i'm glad i dind't piss myself laughing



[HeavyWeaponsGuy1231]

Jim Jeffries - The New Bill Hicks

[pacol17]

@HeavyWeaponsGuy1231 You've clearly never listened to Bill Hicks...

[mattyblues101]

@HeavyWeaponsGuy1231 No... he is just another funny drunk idiot..bill hicks was on another level

[LeSage013]

Goddamn, this man is absolutely right! Why don't women understand the nipples don't do shit?! lol

[FantasmaBAnco]

@LeSage013 Some guys have *very* sensitive nips : )

[batmandannyb]

"Oooh, hello!" haha

[morningstomper123]

Impressive c-bomb per minute number here.

[UniQueLyEviL]

Awww that was so sweet in a fucked up way.

[chriss0008]

"We use to like kissing, but then someone sucked our dick!" WOW

[zeroeffects88]

Bless this man.

[zicuenca]

So romantic. hahaha

[mathewmassacre]

pure birlliance

[HHHBFResurrected]

Rejoice at the last line.

[ThatInternationalGuy]

6 women have never been to Disneyland

[RitzDaCracker1]

We used to like kissing.....untill someone sucked our dicks! hahaha

[pcrvg0808]

Someones got thumb-envy

[suppernoddypo2k7]

@WemmiLinks Why the fuck did you post a line from the video. Are your parents cousins your inbred retard.

[BiggestMac1994]

Oh, hello!

I was visiting Dimply Thigh, I forgot you lived down here. Always a pleasure never a joy.

Mind if I pop in?

[KritianChaos]

omfg hilarious loved tht last line

[700007123]

@meshel2012 u dumb bro?

[SeArCh4DrEaMz]

fuckin true

[Alufear]

5:03 *Stands up, applaudes*

[iheartnonamejane]

Jim Jeffries fucking rules.

[Espadajin]

i might never get anymore for posting this...

[Thagros]

AHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!!

I'm watching this by myself and I applauded that end line.

[uramalakia]

Amen.

[ImahGoer]

Glad I'm not the only one as angry as him with life. Wow. He is great - straight-talking, in-your-face comedy not like the pissants on TV who talk about NOTHING !!!! They really are CUNTS. Jimmy Carr, Jack Whitehall, John Bishop, et all - CUNTS. Grow a pair and tell it how it really is like this guy.

[Porkytool5]

never heard the c-word more in my life.. and loved it

[mryellow123]

@Porkytool5 The word is "cunt". Reclaim it from those people who want to become the centre of attention by making a fuss at you about it being "offensive".

[Porkytool5]

@mryellow123 i know the word is cunt.. cunt

[mryellow123]

@Porkytool5 much better :-D

[Porkytool5]

@mryellow123 haha i smiled when i read this. you win

[kris6682]

damn he is wasted lol

[jingeshan24]

the guy's a genius!

[Mozdk1]

1 Person isn't going to the cunt

[fleckx]

@Mozdk1 Two people passed on cunt.

[MindstormRecs]

THESE ARE DEAD! THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME!

[666xb]

B^[O

Mother of god.

B :^[O

[povang]

If you ever watched Dave Chapelles standup routine i believe Jim copied one of his jokes here with a little bit of a modification.

[Mr819ian]

@povang just because one comedian talks about pleasing men books, doesnt mean somebody else cant touch on the same subject. he didnt copy it by any means.

[MindstormRecs]

@povang I'd be surprised if Jim knew Dave outside of that black comedy guy lol Jim's just a funny guy, sometimes the subjects overlap

[insane931]

this guy is fuckin redicioulsly funny, like this is my first time seein this dude,an i sware to god i just shit my pants, for real, i got to go clean my underware rite now hahahahahahahha JJ rocks

[royal69]

god he is good.

[PodmornicaFTW]

The funniest thing is that all that he is saying is true.

[eqsmooth]

194 people take their relationship w/Jim Jefferies' comedy seriously.

[ChixMadHatter89]

Still one funny bloke!! :D

[KSE62]

hahaha funniest start to a youtube video ever.

[DJkardashian]

he stole some of this chappelle

[jmd93743]

@DJkardashian n dave chapele stolen shit too...and dane cook fuck that guy XD

[solidblood]

@jmd93743 chappelle has never stolen nething get ur facts str8 faggot

[jmd93743]

@solidblood wow that was fuckin unnecessary...

[Sirscorps]

@WemmiLinks Spot on.

[losifer69]

Amen.

[jathe5th]

"why would i ride on the swings, i've already been to disneyland" LOL genius :)

[12simpleplan]

Great job

[GermanConquistador08]

You know how you can tell this is genius? It has no dislikes. Which means not even WOMEN have disliked this video,

[DJSkinnyHo]

@GermanConquistador08 That's because they're too busy in the kitchen to be on YouTube...

[puntzakjuh]

@GermanConquistador08 yeah lol

[elguapo2769]

Is every girls "O" face a little uncomfortable looking? And I say a little because it is like a smile/frown... but with moaning and happiness involved.

[TheMarcok9]

my nipples are alive

[frenchkids]

@TheMarcok9 Great comment, haha!!

[Lvl60Slayer]

i honestly think working to sex is hotter than actually doing it like the kissing and making ur way down nd shit hahaha

[YodaYoko]

that was amazing

[DomhnallX50]

"oh hello" best fucking line ever

[JoninhoUK25]

2:20 sounds familiar....

search "Dave Chapelle - Men and Women Phsycology - Very True"

dave chapelle been there, did that bit. (~2:10)

Jim Jeffries is great though :)

[EsinerBlack]

I was cracking up...he is hilarious!

[Neonman78]

That last bit is beautiful

[atheistram]

So fucking true. :D

[bootneckbonz]

THis bloke is a fucking legend!

[IEntertainers]

He reminds me of the croc hunter when he talks about the cunt

[jeannelleybelly1]

comming from a girl yes i agree

[GermanConquistador08]

That last bit was literally pure genius. 

[royallove23]

@GermanConquistador08 am a female and i agree i hate foreplay  its long it gets really boring and its useless

[GermanConquistador08]

@royallove23 I meant the part about how women tend to require so much to be satisfied with a relationship but men hardly need anything...but yeah totally HA! 

[royallove23]

@GermanConquistador08 lol its ok but i do agree being that I myself am a female but i hate foreplay it takes to long to get to the point :s lol

[GermanConquistador08]

@royallove23 I know huh? HAHA!

[royallove23]

@GermanConquistador08 so your a female to ? lol

[GermanConquistador08]

@royallove23 No, male actually.

[royallove23]

@GermanConquistador08 ahh i see well hello mr with no name lol how are you

[GermanConquistador08]

@royallove23 If you're looking for conversation, try facebook or a chat room or something girl. Ha!

[royallove23]

@GermanConquistador08 i would but i dont put my information were everyone can see it that would just be plain silly add me here i tried to add you but i got another page

[GermanConquistador08]

@royallove23 Yeah I know, my channels glitched up terribly and now barely anyone can see my channel, it sucks. And keep your information. Like I said, if I wanted a normal conversation I'll go to a chatroom or facebook. Youtubes for videos and discussing with people about touchy subjects as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, you've got to look elsewhere.

[royallove23]

@GermanConquistador08 incase you didnt noticed i didnt ask for your information lol i tried to add you once then after i didnt think about it again lol and really you keep replying back to me  and your not looking for something i surely am not so hint hint stop replying back to me if thats not what YOU want

[C0mm0nS3ns3]

wish he would release this in the states damnit

[Borderlynx]

@C0mm0nS3ns3 I wish stuff in the states was released to Britain.

[gmdod10]

NICE