The Perils of Smoking: A Public Guide

[MrMetalcoreMosh]

I REALLY HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE

[Paranoidave]

@MrMetalcoreMosh

lmao. You're so angsty dude.

OMG I H8 U SO MUCH AND I WANT U2 DIE!

lmao. I can't take you seriously at all Ms.MetalcoreMong

[MrMetalcoreMosh]

lose some weight and your not even funny

[MrMetalcoreMosh]

if this is you in this video your obese

[icantfindwaldo322]

fags

[TearsattheNightfall]

Mate, you are such a country bumpkin...

Still, beats 99% of the crap on this website

[Paranoidave]

I openly admit and embrace my bumpkinosity. Beats being a mud-fearing, spoilt rotten, city type. Not that I'm pointing any fingers, just saying some of the folks I've met uptown in Cardiff.

[baboonbob69]

Were u doing a new york accent at around 2 minutes haha.

[Paranoidave]

Yeah...the character of "Stubby" was supposed to have a "Nu Yoik" accent.

As you can see, as acting goes we're hardly oscar material....it's all about the *ahem* message....

[ColeRegnum]

BROOKLYN RAGE!!!

[xjosefffx]

"you suck nigga"

I lol'd

[Blackfile07]

Brilliant xD

[Unerly]

Ha you suck nigger.

Awesome.

[cribbibo]

oh my goodness, ryan has no balls at all, how high is his voice

[Paranoidave]

for a start thats Andy.....Ryan isn't even in this.....and you hear his real voice at the end.

Try harder.

[GodinSDXTguitars]

hahaha this is your best video dave!

[Paranoidave]

cheers man.

We actually put effort into this as it was supposed to be a serious PSE assignment (Personal & Social Education, it's pretty pointless)....we got awesome grades for it as well, LOL!

[fendeath]

lol funniest vid by paranoidave lmao..."billy look at me u lil bastard!"...."everytime u smoke a cigarette GOD KILLS A KITTEN!!!!"

[witchinghour666]

another great vid from paranoidave 5 stars

[daniel6900]

x fucking D thats so damn funny

[meepage332]

Nanageddon!

[spartantaco]

Roflmfao! Nice!

[sammyjeffhardyfan]

YOU GUYS FUKNIG ROCK

[Dokupenda]

"Ha, you suck nigga!"

XD

[DeathMetal8888]

roflol the evil dead thing is great u guys are awesome

[DeathMetal8888]

lol u have the sims music in begining

[eggwaffle]

ROFL! This is great! So funny!

[KeepTheMusic]

LULZ;)

[robinsminstrel]

i think you should stick to the interpretations.

[ClaudiaSwann]

BILLY LOOK AT ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD

[Andyp12]

Peer pressure lol.

[Zombie1990]

Awesome vid man.I love the evil dead refrence at the end, fucking hilarious. Billy....Billy look at me you little bastard!! Hahaha!

[illegalkid2]

Lmao sims theme music at beginning

[mysilverchair]

Hahaha I love smoking

[fendeath]

billy..BILLY LOOK AT ME U BASTARD...XD...I cant stop laughin...u guys r fuckin hilarious

[Steeviespielberg]

Nannageddon!!! Dave you're a legend.

"Billy look at me you little bastard!" Heheh genius.

[fendeath]

lol that was hilarious....god kills a kitten,LOL,lmao,rotflmao,XD

[Dvnkelheit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.

[lyndonrockz]

i smoke but i thought that was fuckin hilarious

[InfinitLoopy]

Let's fight over the music shall we? This is funny shit and I enjoyed it. Your weed must be TOTALLY different from mine, makes for more entertaining videos.

[SMK626]

wow... u mean i'll turn into abbath if i smoke?!?! fuck i gotta start smoking now!!!

[mymarkis666]

Funny parts but overall this was pretty shit.

[fr34k1np0wn3d]

every time yo smoke! GOD KILLZ A KITTEN!

[demaia]

i'm responsible for massmurder right now :)

[broom289]

why are people talking about metal in this video? this is a completely independant project from wargazm. Save your flaming for interpretation vids and our music vid.

[screamifyoulikeit]

I found this video HIGHLY OFFENSIVE

[Paranoidave]

how so?

[screamifyoulikeit]

Um... sarcasm?

[JakLikesToMakeSex]

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

[gilligan2021]

Dude, awsome, but which one is ParinoiDave? I love his videos and taste in music. He's my fucking hero.

[Paranoidave]

I would be the guy at the beginning, the narrator and "stubby" , haha.

[JizzyJones]

lol very nice

[Cal887]

All those kittens i've killed from smoking and masturbation....why the kittens god WHY!.

Either way that was hilarious.

[Industro]

so if we dont smoke we'll look like Chuck Norris? hooray!

[ryangaston88]

and if we do smoke... we look like Abbath... so really its a win win situation :D

[deltaforcescope]

oh my god this is unbelievably funny dude how the hell did u come up with the idea for this amazing work of hilarity

[Paranoidave]

It was supposed to be some "serious" college presentation on social issues, I know people have said that it rips off the "how to be emo video"...even though we wrote this waay before and were more inspired by the Harry Enfield "Mr. Chumley-Warner" sketches. I mean we did the high pitched voice as a tribute to how to be emo...but script wise we wrote in in 2 hours making it up as we went along.

[deltaforcescope]

hahaha I dont see how this can be compared to how to be emo but anyways nice job

[Relievingdeath]

imagine that. nice outro music.

[xAnimeLuvx]

Genuis lol! Great!

Lots of dead kittens!

[slavetothesystem]

I'll never smoke again. well done lads, hilarious

[VickieAnne]

GOD KILLS A KITTEN

[Killertom666]

Very Good.

[ChrissyChiChi]

Hah,class!

[kathykim]

you guys are so hardcore. like

teeny bopper metalcore...

quote,

"metalcore is not metal!!!!!!" MAMMMIIIIIIIIII!!!

[Paranoidave]

now that doesn't even have anything to do with this video that was made 6 months before does it?

you daft cunt.

[neoayden]

Metalcore is not metal! Like powermetal!

*cough* Dragonforce *cough*

[Paranoidave]

seriously....what the fuck does that have to do with this video at all?

And Dragonforce are to power metal what Simple Plan are to Hardcore punk..

[BGClaverhouse]

did you just say Power Metal isn't metal simply cos of Dragon Force... OMFG U NOOB!!!! Judas Priest, manowar, Hammerfall, GRAVE "MOTHERFUCKING" DIGGER.... ur comment was so n00by u deserve to get shot....go listen to your MCR...

[omgomgomghiiii]

hahaha. genius.

ily. ^_^

[yourgporyourhp]

That was great, I love the part where Billy is walking in the alley moaning about how he's "cancerous".

[blastoffbrett1]

rip off of How To Be:EMO????

[Paranoidave]

well fuck me sunshine aren't you just a fantastic detecttive!!!

[Paranoidave]

Goddammit this deserves More Attention!

[ihateemokids666]

That was hilarious.

[pinkpowerpixieposse]

Haha thats awesome :)

Like the boosh music at the end (this is an outrage!)