"G.I. Joe" Film Review

[R2R3L4]

This wasn't that bad and it definately was superior compared to Crapformers 2... right, an intergalactical robot jerking off Megan Fox leg sure is something you'd pay 10 bucks for to enjoy.

It was nice action allthough it might got unrealistic sometimes, the plot was straight forward, not nessecarily bad and some nice actors, I see no big reason in not enjoying it... 7/10

[TheBarnMetal]

MEGADETH!!!!

[midprod]

No, no Josoph Gordon Levit, gave as a transforming performance as Heath Ledger did with the Joker. THE PROBLEM WAS that he wasnt given good direction and lines.

[heatbball2]

This movie was bad, it just wasnt any different from any other action movie that has been made and had random scenes, like how two 7 year old boys knew advanced kung fu 1 of which was just some homeless kid who was doing backflips!!?!? Transformers 2 atleast was entertaining and was funny this movie was a waste.

[greatgmasta]

This movie was so fucken BORING!!! goddamn that shit was boring, I have no idea what the hell it was about, I fell asleep on G.I Joe 6x and it was ONLY in the MIDDLE of themovie. Sure, it had good action but even that couldn't make me stay awake more then, I dunno, 30 seconds. They even put the villian from the the Mummy in this, Emotep I think thats how you spell it, plus Brandon Fazier, the might aswell brought the other mummy cast in this. I'm glad a had a free pass cuz I would hav been pissd

[Germanyisthebest4321]

I thought it was good nothing better or worse. I think you should start doing more movies that you enjoy. This is one of the few I disagree with, although I see where your coming from

[skyestheword]

great review and i loved the choice of music i love megadeth and yh this movie did look like complete bunk

[MasterBrief]

team america 2 lol

[TekenWarLord]

if its bad how come its the number one movie in the world

[skyestheword]

just because its number in the box office dosent make it a good film

[matrox999]

man, why do i subscribe to you you never say anything good about a movie,in all the reviews ive seen which is alot(but not all so there is still hope) but i do commend you for finding everything wrong with a movie thats a feat.

[jimmybenkins]

I don't usually review the movies I like, maybe I'll start doing more of those I also don't like that many of the movies that are released b/c they're bad. I did think this would be entertaining to children so that is something good I said. Otherwise it is so devoid of anything interesting, exciting, or attention catching that this is a special case where I simply can't comprehend (Iusualycan) why anyone over the age of 12 could be entertained by it. Maybe I give the human race too much credit.

[CollinBfilms]

do you think you'll be reviewing district 9?

[jimmybenkins]

Perhaps.

[CollinBfilms]

I like the ambiguity :p

[RICOROCKOROCK]

ahhh yeah the Pisimistic Reviewer made another Review - I really like it )

[SempleStudios]

It all depend on what you want from a movie based on a cheesy 80s action cartoon for children. If you want it to be like a beautiful lovely independent film (like Rotten Tomatoes) then you will not enjoy this movie. If you are not expecting anything more than what G.I Joe is (a big tough manly testosterone pumped movie about taking down cobra filled with cheesy one-liners and action clichés, then you will have a great time. I loved this movie.

[kingrexrex666]

most american big budget movies are.....

[ab996021]

gess dis movie was jus a big hype

[Arman0708]

I thought it was OK, I never felt like it was an actual GI Joe film, just take it as an over the top action film, but with less dogs humping, and a little less embarrassing to every nation of mankind...

[THEMASKEDBRIT]

This film looks terrible.

Out of curiosity, can you tell me your worst film of this summer?

[SempleStudios]

The trailers make it LOOK terrible, but if you want to see it just for 2 hours of action clichés and one liners (like I did) then go right ahead.

[redsoxfan3418]

Jimmy's is Transformers 2. He said that the worst was "Hasbro's other cinematic effort" and that is Transformers.

[rochdalerules]

You deserve your own TV series!

[P0k1t]

and was that ur drawing of vic rattlehead if it was very good job

[jimmybenkins]

Yes it was, thanks.

[P0k1t]

im liking the MegaDeth peace sells whos buying at the beggining

[krypter3]

and Transformers two was just cool because it had some kick ass robot fights, other than that kinda lame

[krypter3]

yeah Im just gonna see this for the fighting

[cheeseman747]

you just knew that there was gunna be another transformers after it made like 200mil opening week

love ur reviews =]

[FITZY202]

2ND lol

[YellowandRaptor]

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