Regis Philbin Retiring

[Angelblade717]

Auditions suuuuuck... as in, I suck at them. :P

[LRBTXMom]

A year ago today! <3

[happyfa5]

Is there something wrong with him in this video?

[HoNdErSpAwN]

lol... WHOS THATS STEVEN ?

[nnamttiwhsoj]

toby if you get an MTV show ill kill you.

[0hereitis]

@nnamttiwhsoj just try it. i'll find you

[KKRB3]

GUMMY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psydney1997]

Toby, I just noticed that your face has yet to be blessed. All you do is bless our faces and give us shirts. BLESS YOUR FACE, TOBY. PEACE OFF.

[Skorpiogodz]

We all kno how he going start his video.

[GhostOfAnubis32]

outro of darkness then redness then whiteness then puppiness then wallness!!!!

[emilythestrange151]

"Look at her! Walking so close to the wall like she knows where she's going.. then Boop!" lmao XD

[nchan8908]

I kind of want to smell that rock.... well before Gyspy did her business.

[Debra237]

Did you really frekin go to an adition? That is sooooo wicked awesome!

[AAbros123]

dude i want a purple pink of green tobuscus shirt

that is so daddy cool

i know you name

i watch you while you sleep

i watch you in the shower

jk not really thats creepy

[AAbros123]

dude i want a purple pink of green tobuscus shirt

that is so daddy cool

i know you name

i watch you while you sleep

i watch you in the shower

[stickcreator100]

i just thought of something... YOU COULD PUT MY OTHER COMMENT ON A TSHIRT!

[JamezzzMurch]

Ahhh he is soooo funny

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[MaWaFri]

I've been watching these vlogs all day and I FINALLY sneezed during this one! WOOP!!

[BigTimeDramaQueen1]

Hey I was wondering if you got a callback on the secret show haha

[sunshinekoala]

@jmannunez ohhh yes i mean flattery. what a fail lol

[TheMonkeeSnyper]

That puppie is SO cute!!!

[jacktheman8]

those t-shirts need me

[xRICHMONx]

Hi Toby. I wan't a shirt. That is all.

[JessieLightyear]

I can haz t-shirt?

[TheMaracaman]

Damn, gimme a t-shirt :P

[MrPowellw]

Regis Philbin butt sx ftw

[sigvertutank]

That tree looks kind of like a pine-cone gone treeform...

[DrewJVal]

Toby YOU HAVE TO COME TO AUSTRALIA and be like 'Audience, what are you doing in Australia' and i can casually walk past :D...........on a kangaroo!!!

[Goldenfur12698]

@westbrookx A palm tree... of some sort. King palm? I'm not sure what... breed if you will.

[westbrookx]

Forgive my Canadian confusion, but what in the heck kind of tree was that? It looked like a weapon of war! Those spikes could kill a man at ten paces.

[ValterBroLol]

how can someone dislike toby?

[stickcreator100]

"..some tobuscus, some puppy and some urination, thats inappropriate.." LOL

[2xDimex2]

@stickcreator100 trade mark that sh*t or im sueing you! :P

[Novur]

What do I say, what do I say? I don't know! D':

[xXxCrossGoldxXx]

5k likes and 7 dislikes. wow

[judgefudge1337]

Boop!

[Kingdomheartsgurlx]

Good luck with your audition!

Your audience loves youuuu~

[TheJaakeee]

Give me a freaking shirt! :@:@!!! >:D

[TylerHerrin92]

Toby I love you so you should give me a shirt.

[MsSamiJane19]

your laugh is so funny :)

[swishyswishyfis]

you need to make that TOBUSCUS-puppy-pee time shot the background to your tobyturner profile

[jadeemu]

you brought your dog to the audition lol

[MissBL123]

TOBYYYYYY! I WANT THE T-SHIRRRRRTTTT!!

[lostinarush238]

I say, if Toby doesn't get the job, that the Audience should storm MTV studios and make them give Toby the job... just saying... who's with me!?

[Kris35Productions]

shirty shirty shirt ME!#!!!!

[PenguinOfTheDesert1]

Yeah seriously, is Steven even real?

[xoctgurlox]

Where do u find who won the shirts?!!?!?!!!!

[VesperAnguis]

nothing quite like some morning Toby.

[withyhydra95]

jypszor (lol cant write) should have a channle to contain all that epicosity

[MISSION2DESIGN]

i just hope your dog doesnt die as soon as youtube: gordoneveryday it was sad!

[MissNatie122]

Toby, ur very handsome, if i may say so ^^

[MultiVegeta01]

good video

[synshenron92]

6-7-5.... press those numbers and get..."supposedly I do smell delicious"

[statefan29]

Toby, may I have a shirt?

[cyoachim10]

I would totally watch my nonexistant cable if you got on tv!

[jessyDB]

Balls

[timesaheadofme]

I'm not so sure if Jibsaw enjoys you jingle-jangling her leash... BUT I SURE DO.

[renorockbandfan201]

URINATION ANGEL like this if you think Toby is better than anyother youtuber wait... or is it youtubie idk any like this if you like TOBY!!!!!!!

[harmee9999]

Tobuscus = Win

Puppy = Cute

Urination = Fail

:P 2:00

[MrStubebe]

2:04 Tobuscus some puppy and urination, thats inappropriate XD

[Beckophilia]

Thanks for showing us dog urination ... just what I wanted to see :P

[DukeLeto1994]

Toby? On MTV? I just might watch MTV now.

[lexilou989]

The intro and outro for this video were epic! I really want a tee shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLegoManiack]

pause at 1:27 and tell me that doesnt SCREAM jizz in my pants

[Wolfpack149]

If some one flags this then the world is more screwed up then we think.

[LinkLarkinDreams8001]

is that his name? i feel stupid, i thought it was philMEN. well thats awkward!!! hey, toby can i have a t shirt please? thanks a bunch!

[LauVi92]

I want to win a shirt one day :>

[bulldunza2]

:)

[stephanieetasmann]

That tree looks like a large pine cone.

[thexgurl101]

I want a shirt...Cuz cuz it would look SMASHING on me!

[corey036204]

at 2:46 you shouldn't have said you get paid likes and favorites. You should have said you get paid in Trident layers =P

[lightsummer]

Ricky Gervais will be a great replacement

[giffica]

OH OH! Pick me! Im a booger!

[silverscottsman]

I WANT A SHURT

[IITactZeroII]

....ya

[CoversForChrist]

I liked and favourited this video and im not wearing a shirt cause im waiting for your tobuscus shirt ... :)

[msp20088]

shipoopi

[kirstkit]

good luck with the auditions Toby :D

[gamewzrd91]

Toby! You're fallin behind on your annotations! What's happening, man?!? Are you saying you have a life away from the audience that would cause you not to spend every waking moment with us?!? TOBY! WHAT?!?

[amycrowfan]

please can I have a shirt :)

[Kerrbear1234567890]

Toby, why have we never met Steven? Are you ashamed of us? Why ca we not meet your friends?

[LaDoctorCandy]

@Kerrbear1234567890 He isn't real dude.

[GuidaOnline]

@Kerrbear1234567890 because he is colorblind, has a hump and also has massive hair all over is face! Steven is shy...

[pinkish410]

@Kerrbear1234567890 no i think he's ashamed of steven and doesn't want us to meet him

[bcgtiger]

@Kerrbear1234567890 Steven is no friend lol

[AyeAyeLtd]

@Kerrbear1234567890 Search ZanitorTV on YouTube. That's Steven. Ha.

[KevinZiggy]

@Kerrbear1234567890 Steven isn't his friend, more like his minion, so I'm going to say that Toby doesn't think Steven is important enough to meet us.

[2qwe]

@Kerrbear1234567890 I am Steven, it is very nice to meet you, I love you

[LiftMyEyes121]

TOBY TUNER'S GONNA BE ON MTV???? *crosses fingers* I HOPE YOU GET ITTTTT. :)

[ElfenLucy]

Hope u get a call from the mtv pplz ;o

[MegaKabloom]

vyuikvhnhg

[x360aGorjira]

t-shirt

[whaleman58]

meow?

[RIKAY747]

if toby and infinity ward stood next to each other i'd ask for toby signature first and that meens somthing xD because infinity ward is epic but toby is made of epicosity :D T-SHIRTs look awesome btw.. t-shirt plzz??

[zenoparodie]

shirt

[MoreTwitterFollowers]

Nice man, cracking on Regis

[ShasGad]

Jeez Toby I wish I had sideburns as epic as those :D

[GiantGameMassacre]

5 people are the rock that the dog pissed on

[ChaosRipper666]

Tobuscus is my number 1 place to go if i need cheering up or or humor and Eddsworld comes second

Red Vs Blue comes third 

[ChaosRipper666]

Tobuscus is my number 1 place to go if i need cheering up or or humor and Eddsworld comes second

[GKiltz]

Finally!!

[molijox]

"And when the bough breaks.. The audience will fall" Epic!<3

[bonjorno22]

5 people dont like urinating dogs.

[LeapOfFaithFAIL]

I think the people at MTV should look at how many subscribers you have. We would totally watch a show that you would host!

[Diat95]

duck

[tricknsk8allday]

YUUSS!!! Finally a "bless you" that applied to me! Thanks Toby!

[Sagerdart]

Bllllooooopppp

[ZemaProductions]

EVERYONE! Go vote for toby for a shorty award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

He will be sent to new york to get it, AND HE WILL SPREAD HIS AWESOMENESS!

TO VOTE GO TO : Shortyawards (dot) com / TobyTurner

VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN.

Thumbs up so more people can see this!

[powkakashi]

Pause at 0:10

[maviewing]

I've been playing a sport, and for the longest time I haven't been able to play well because I've been nervous. Try outs came, and I needed to get better. Just randomly I said something in a deep voice, and it reminded me of you. So in my head I thought, "intro of darkness, then redness, then whiteness" and I couldn't help but smile. Because I was happy and not nervous I ended up doing really good. I think I might make the team all because of your awesome vids, thanks toby :D.

[TrueDragon13]

Gypsy was saying, "Mark this, I rock."

[TheDarkSisterNaneth]

Your dog is so cute! all furry and.. urinatiey... Anywoo..

uh. awesome work! love your videos and hope to see you on tv.

[ImpInTraining]

Good luck with the interview ... you'd do great in showbiz..

[WatashiaiNeji]

rawr means I love you in dinosaur <3 It also <3's Tobuscus

[SaraDemon]

i wish i wasnt to tired and could write u a really amazing comment,

but this is the weeks for exams at school so im to tired to think,

but i love your channels, and ur shirts are smexy

if u somehow gave me one i might be so happy id have a seizer,,,in the good way? lmao =]

[GrantLieksTurtlez]

BEAST!!

[AznVi3tBoi]

Gr8 vidzz shirt plz LOZL

[AJOstudios]

i made youtube page just so i could win one of these shirts. There awesome!!!

[sakqia]

Man. I wish I could wear short sleeves. How's this for a deal. You send me a shirt, I'll send you the snow. Huh? Deal? Sound's awesome don't it?

[halofan516]

toby your face always looks weird when you end the vids

[Bubbles1661]

ahaha :)

[loolooxxlolx]

YOURLAUGH <3

[EmceeCommon55]

what happened to you doing lta

[reportedcub]

Pick meee please for shirt

[xchristyxx88]

Torso seeks Toby shirt...

[suwarow54]

CHANGE THE HOMEPAGE BACK

WE DON'T WANT OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS ALL IN A HUGE TOWER, WE WANT THEM IN ONE BOX THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH A GLANCE

WE WANT TO SEE AT A GLANCE HOW MANY COMMENTS AND MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED ON THE HOMEPAGE

COPY AND PASTE THIS, SPAM IT EVERY WHERE UNTIL YOUTUBE STOPS TAKING FUNCTIONALITY AWAY FROM IT'S USERS

SPAM THE YOUTUBE HELP FORUM AS WELL

THIS IS NOT SPAM THIS IS A MESSAGE TO STOP YOUTUBE DICTATORS DISPLAYING WHAT THEY WANT ON THE HOMEPAGE!

[Hilzy8]

@suwarow54 stop whining

[MiotaLee]

@suwarow54 I this case, I love spam ;P

[MashedPotatoes18]

I think Regis should win the t-shirt. He's had a good run.

[SaiiKOsThoughts]

@MashedPotatoes18 yes he should :)

[suwarow54]

Pause, hold 3 and you can see how Toby treats his dog. Someone should call PETA!! :D

[legacythe34th]

If you had a tv show, i would force my whole family to watch you

[ShadowSerenityPrime]

I was so sad when Regis anounced his retirement. But then something hit me, you and your epicness could have a show called "Live! With Toby and Audience"

That would be my favorite show, and the only one to fill the gap left by Regis.

[jasonmraz23]

<33333

[taraaalovesyou]

DAMMIT, i have been sneezing all day but whenever i watch your videos i stop sneezing ARGHHH!

*deep breath*

[ktgreeeno]

Gypsy at 3:45 could be considered an outro of darkness then redness then whiteness. \

[Pishifat]

T-shirt in Spanish is T-shirt.

[rileyrooter12312323]

my life goal is to sneeze during your video so you would be blessing me

[tpring01]

Tobyness! You have FANTASTIC TEETH, T for T-shirt (Purple please!) THANK YOU-NESS!

[camhubbard]

Puppyness? What about puppy Pee-ness? Oh that's inappropriate.

[SakuraLanee]

Dearest Toby - you need to choose T-shirt people ;)

So CLOTHE ME WITH YOUR AWESOME!

[brandenTB]

I really want a shirt... mehh

[MRLOOKATME159]

I WILL STOP WATCHING MTV IF THEY DONT CAST TOBY

[timemaster17]

And then we see Toby get more famous on MTV.

[dagz16awesome]

I really hope Toby gets that call back :) but I bet he will because he is awesome -3

[slb711isScott]

i wonder if his iphone is scratched all over yet from all the places we are hidden..

[manhole88]

I WOVE YOU!!!!!!

[Si0002]

Good luck with MTV Toby! You're awesome!!!

[Trina120889]

interesting fact, Rock-a-bye-baby originally sung while people were being hung. When the line goes "when the bow breaks" the people would drop the hangie (i guess thats what you would call them) so when you reach the end of the song, the person would have died.

[CoolioVids101]

soooo....nobody won a shirt today

[PlanetsRtheWorld]

My friend sneezed and i said bless your face and then he just stared at me like i was retarded, you have made me retarded thank you i guess?

[crater7]

t-shirtyness

[sen2xo]

your doggy is so adorable! i wanna steal her :)

and i think im officially in love with you :P

oh wait.. actually, im pretty sure i do lol

[ratgirl03]

belated break a leg to you

[gibsonguitarz222]

please give me a tshirt,... please>>>>>> will u?

[Coupon221]

My mom loves mountain due, I have to show her that white mountain dew.

[Gveemhell]

I took my friends shirt of "Darkness, redness, whiteness" and people always look at me slightly confused, not sure what the shirt means

[TheJmang322]

AUDIENCE? toby your literally the funniest dude ever, keep it up brahski....bless your face btw

[MrWhoization]

@TheJmang322 Now....why...on Earth, would you EVER say brahski?

[djjazzek]

Why don't u send Gypsor in the mail to me along with a Tshirt

[betheonetoknow]

ahhhh! mountain dew! YES!

[starbluluv]

TOBY WHY HAVE YOU NOT ANNOTATIFACATED THIS VIDEOZOR!? Sorry for the panic....I'm hyper :P