Monty Python - Life of Brian

[acer3573]

I'm probably going to hell for this, but whenever I see a crucifix my first thought is "Crucifixion? Good..." :/

[idontknowshutup65]

Ninty FFFFFFFFFF Ninty FFFFFFFFFF Ninty FFFFFFF Niny six

[GeorgeClarke93]

"You'll have to SP-SP-SPEAK up sir he's DERRR. He's DEER D-DEAF and MENTAL sir."

[beatrixme]

OMG, 3:35!!!!!! I just can't stand it, this is sooooooo hilarious!!!!!! : ))))) My favorite scene : )))) They are AMAZING!

[CanIHazElectro]

imagine how much they had to smoke to come up with all these crazy ideas!

[nastrael]

6:36-6:40... best part of the movie lol

[lutreomai]

@nastrael how in the heck did you read my mind?!?!?

[lutreomai]

@nastrael how the heck did you read my mind?!?!?!

[Benjaminkosiek]

Like somebody would have 2 crosses, LOL

[ShanesAutos]

6:56 why didnt Jesus think of that.?

[bgdancer100]

@ShanesAutos Because he was a nutcase. Or just stupid.

[aladyseashore]

-Off you go then.

-No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Hahahahahahaha

[TheRockingtam]

I was ejected from our picture house not once but twice during the same bit,Fwee Wodger, the pure centurian trying to keep his laugh under control is the funiest thing in movies.

[james7300]

I never thought the lisping Caesar was particularly funny but the compassionate centurion is surely one of the greatest comedy characters of all time.

[dinis037]

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!!!

[GreenShark4]

"He's a wobber!"

"And a wapist!"

"AND A PICKPOCKET!"

"No, no, no."

[docturlough]

My dad used this when they sent him to prison.

Comedy is wasted on wardens.

[mccluskeyc]

3:33 in... best part of movie. period.. lol

[tmacclurg1]

He wanks highest in rome.

17 people will be sent for crucifiction

[evpbosso]

PONTIUS PILATUS: People of JeWusalem! Wome is your fWiend. To pWove our fWiendship, it is customaWy at this time to Welease a wWongdoer fWom our pWisons. Whom would you have me Welease?

PEOPLE: Release Roger!

PP: VeWy well. I shall Welease Woger!

CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a Roger.

PP: What?

[evpbosso]

C: We don't have anyone of that name, sir. PP: Ah. We have no Woger! P: Ohhhh! Well, what about Roderick, then? Yes! Release Roderick! PP: CentuWion, why do they titter so? C: Just some Jewish joke, sir. PP: Are they wagging me? C: Oh, no, sir! PP: VeWy well. I shall Welease WodeWick! C: Sir, we don't have a Roderick either. PP: No Woger? No WodeWick? C: Sorry, sir.

[evpbosso]

PP: Do we have anyone in our pWisons at all?

C: Oh, yes, sir. We've got Samson, sir.

PP: Samson?

C: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. And Silus the Syrian Assassin…

BIGGUS DICKUS: Let me Zpeak to them, PontiuZ!

C: Oh, no.

PP: Good idea, Biggus.

BD: Zitizens! We have ZamZon the ZadduZee Ztrangler, Zilus the Zyrian AZZaZZin, Zeveral Zeditious Zcribes from ZaeZarea (...)

[OlaNaTungee6]

4:32 terry gilliam is hilarious examining michael's armour...

[comradeH]

MONTY PYTHON NEVER GETS OLD!

[DaProfessor13]

Crucifixion party.. morning

[saberovsky]

we have no woger!

[johnnyboyprod]

"I'm just pulling your leg. Crucifiction really." Hahah!

[tmafkap]

"One cross each!" Why does that always remind me of "thou shalt not have other gods besides me"?

[Pavletic111]

Just like British Airways, LOL.

[nunchuckerz]

@DianaLeili true, freedom for me cracks me up

[nunchuckerz]

he's a wobber

[nunchuckerz]

are you the peoples siciety of judia

[irvin356]

Don't worry about hi-hi-him, sir. He-he's de. He's de. He's deaf and Mmmmmmmmmad, sir.

Classic

[trevchoV1]

ninety ffffff,ninety fffffff, nintey six sir

[Predinator2k7]

even GOD could laugh at this film!

[sudofan]

welease wudderick.

you lucky bastards you lucky jabby bastards.

[jamsey700]

7:00 hahahaha

[billybadbrakes]

4:46 "I know where to get it if you want it?!"

[jamsey700]

@billybadbrakes lmao

[Zodist]

@billybadbrakes One of my favourite line.Bet the jailer talking about drugs.Cheers

[hamjamnspamalot]

Pontius: "Centuwion....why do they...titter so?"

Centurion: "Oh, some Jewish joke, Sir."

Pontius: "Are they....wagging me?"

Centurion (faking earnestness): "Ohhh nooo Sir!"

LOVE IT! XD

[biggles1111]

-LET ME THPEAK TO THEM, PONTIUTH!

-OH N- oooooh.....

-THITHITHENTH! We have Thamthom the thaduthethe thrangler. Thilath the athyrian athathin. Theveral therithiouth cribeth from thetharea...

That is my favorite part of any movie ever made. First time I saw it I fell of the sofa! xD

[cinerama62]

This is comedy, sticking your dick in a pie is not funny. I seen this film at the theater everyone was laughing, holding their stomachs, tears running down their faces. I'm glad i was there. Thanks echadesi

[wkunzelman1]

@cinerama62 "sticking your dick in a pie" wtf? Who said that was funny? XD

[nangie88]

welease wodger!

[nangie88]

Nothing nowadays will ever compare to these people talk about The Hangover and American Pie etc but in all honesty i dont think they have a patch on the oldies like this. Absolute pricelss!

[YIZZUM1]

Weeleaase Laughter!!!! :D :D :D :D

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[RockinBlues4]

lol i freakin love this movie XD

[Themoniickaa]

FREADOM!!

[OHLeeRedux]

The jailer reminds me of my Uncle Julius. When I was little my parents used to leave me with him when they went out and he told me that everything we did together during that time was a secret and I would burn in hell if I ever told anyone. Last year he got ate by a bear in Alaska. When my mom told me I said "Oh" and changed the channel because Saved by the Bell was coming on.

[celtagas]

@OHLeeRedux what are you talking about !

[OHLeeRedux]

@celtagas My Uncle Julius. Who else?

[celtagas]

@OHLeeRedux so he used to do things to you?

[OHLeeRedux]

@celtagas Why the fuck do you want details? You fucking pervert. Go back to fucking your 5-year-old cousin. She/he will get even with you eventually. I guarantee it!

[celtagas]

@OHLeeRedux what the fuck mate, your posting it on the internet you moron, gutter

[OHLeeRedux]

@celtagas I didn't post details. You want details. Therefore, You = fucking pervert. You should be shot.

[celtagas]

@OHLeeRedux haaha okay buddy, why did you post in the first place my uncle used to touch me, you fucking creep haha

[OHLeeRedux]

@celtagas Your bitch didn't think I was a creep when I fucked her in the ass and then she sucked my cock. Then she went home and kissed you. Have a nice day!

[celtagas]

@OHLeeRedux so was your uncle good in bed?

[OHLeeRedux]

@celtagas Not as good as your woman.

[celtagas]

@OHLeeRedux haha you got sexed up by your uncle:L

[danniwebb90]

hahaha best bit in the whole film love it....

no freedom

[Lisa5322]

I make it ninety ffff, ninety fff, ninety ffff, ninety six sir

[Joker365]

I SHALL...WELEASE...WODGAAA!

[nvshd]

'E's a wobba!

An' a wapist!

AN' A BIG COCK'EAD!

[suicidalanima]

Monty Python is one of the greatest things ever happened to humanity!

And NO, probably there isn't anything funnier or with more wit than this work of art.

[maudeflorencett]

passion and wealth in the city. See this movie at Movie WATCHER . US

[76juno]

If there is anything funnier than this in movie history can someone please tell me where I can find it ?

[gabes128]

YOU LU-EE BASTARDS!

[automaticSOM]

"You lucky bastards, you lucky jammy bastards" LOL

[Jelperman]

No. I'm only pulling your leg -it's crucifixion for me!

HAHAHHAHAAAAAA!

[76juno]

Michael Palin is a genius.

[mcaddicts]

I love the look on palin's face when bigus starts reading.

[chrssgreen]

Palin is priceless......

[shenstone]

7:25 woodolf the wed nose weindeers lol

[AnIolar]

0:20 - Terry Gilliam looks like Roy from Coronation Street .

[henley65]

This man commands a qwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome!

Completety priceless!!!

[pianohage]

4:19 not with these b b b b  b b ba ba bastards

[csibatmanfan]

"i know where to get it if you want it!"

Terry G is so funny!

can't wait to see the imaginarium of dr parnassus

[Zodist]

@csibatmanfan,bet he was talking about drugs.

[stripymccatpuss]

Wome is your fwiend

[0AhmadMetallic0]

dont you mean "yow" ?

[crazydudetz]

ninety-ffff-, ninety-fffff-,ninety-fffff-, ninety-ffff-, ninety-ffff-, ninety-six sir.

[ShpadoinkleGirl5]

"wasth it sthomething i sthaid?"

[Oddmartian2]

Terry Gilliam didn't act as much as the other Pythons, but he was pretty darn funny in the small roles he did have..."I know where to get it if you want it ;)"

[kirbyhater2]

jolly good ha!

[rring88]

Im trying to find the next scene in the movie where Judith want them to save brian. does anyone know where i can find it?

[strawberris]

TAKE THE FREEDOM!!! hahaha

[PeteWoodier]

Now, we will be on show as we're going through the town so let's not let the side down. :-0

[hazza120]

I make it ninety ffffffff -

ninety fffffffffffff -

ninety fffffffffffffffffffffffff -

ninety six, sir.

[JaguarOFcomedy]

that line is just the gre<atest 8-)

[szisziangel]

Sorry,but this better in hungarian...now are you pitching me?:D

[kirbsider]

weitweev him stwait away ! hahahahahaaaa !

[whoatemyhummus]

Best line.

Get a move on big nose theirs people waiting to be crucified out here hahahaha.

[largejack1000]

Crucifixion?

Yes..

Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each

Crucifixion?

Yes

Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each

Crucifixion?

No.. freedom! LOL

[kevintheshedend1976]

@largejack1000 absolute comic genius

[cannabisabuser]

@largejack1000 damn you, quoting things we JUST literally heard.

[MyMoi93]

I love Eric in this xD And Michael xD "No Wodger, no Wodewick.." x)

And "He's a robber !" "And a rapist !" "And a pickpocket !" "Noo ! Noooo !" xD

[abesdemise]

Crucifixion ? Good !  CLASSIC !!

[sofiammmmm]

one the best parts of the movie!!!!

just love it

[donkeyhumps]

0.19 class pure class.

[ZacO8965]

I was a crying watching this part. Hilarious movie. I loved it.

[Katrapo]

I would like to see it again! :D

[frizbolufc]

yeah send a link

[yoronfire]

Cruxifiction? yes.

good

[Dauntless07]

"Um, it's not my cross." ROFL

[RB621337]

lmao.. freedom na im only pulling you leg. LMAO!

[evolooshion]

YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!!!

[IanGorton]

YOU LUCKY JABBY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

[BLOKE0001]

@IanGorton

Jammy not Jabby

[KajiCarson]

This movie is amazing.

[phillitupp]

I watched this about 5 times in a day and it still made me laugh the fifth time.

That is how you know it is comedy greatness!

[stegaflaps]

Love the bit at 2:44 where they berate the woman for spoiling the precedent:

"......and a pick-pocket!!!"

"Noooo!! Noooo!! Naaaaaa!!! Get outa here!!!"

Theres always someone who dosent get it!

[Akartulgor]

This is without a doubt pure comic genius!

[asthecrowflieswest]

"Cruxifiction? Yes, one cross each, line on the left"

[ZillaRocks]

"Wath it thomething I thaid?"

[mcdaddy1970]

you lucky bastards, you lucky jammy bastars, klass no wudolfhs the wed nose weindeews too funny. the greatest comedy ever made and in my opinion the greatest movie

[gothicluke]

any one know who the jailer or the right at 3:40 is acter by?

[beklanaze]

I think it's Terry Gilliam

[dwelfusius]

3:40 stuff that gods are made from ^^

[bluemusicpeace]

-no im only kidding wiv ya - its a crusifixtion for me!

-oh haha very good

lols!!

[electrotipo]

-crucifixion?

-eh no, freedom,

[Jelperman]

The funniest part of the movie!

[orpheus1664]

They've covered pretty much every speech impediment here!

[Robsongreen4eva]

welease wodger, lolz

[psykoosi]

Gilliam is great :-----------------DDDDD

[potterhead321]

"He wanks as any high as any in WOME!"

classic, timeless pun :P

[EvilSam2008]

LMAO!!!! "HE had you mate didn't he? That taught you a lesson!"

[vansi42]

Peopwe of Jewuuuusalem!

[borboletasp]

Now I understand Monty Python. I used to be so close minded with this kind of jokes. Now it is so clear. They are outrageously funny. HILARIOUS. Really smart jokes. I tell you, it is so good to be free of stupid thinking. Thank God I woke up and smelled the coffee. Cheers everyone.

[jutjub22]

Haha best part :). How many come through? what-How many come through? what o no no no :)

[Venya9]

4:00 lmao XD

[SMTRS]

"....and yet, God exists...."

[phillitupp]

Crucifixion

err no freedom for me

what?

err yeah freedom for me they said i haven't done anything wrong so i could go free and live on a island somewhere

well off you go then

only pulling your leg its crucifiction really

LMAO genius

[YouAreGutted]

yup really funny

classic

[crazymonkeegrrl666]

"Wome in your Fwend"

[corkoram]

"You Lucky Batards"

[mrstrings2006]

2:30 "Sorry sir" hahaha

[obeseman1971]

It's not my cross, classic.

[lerenardruse]

Hahahaha I love his little "goood."

[xaxie1]

YES BUT I JUST DONT GET the hole comedy of the film, i need to know a full explination of why the humor is funny

[Ant57fr]

Man there's no explication to give, if you don't get you don't get it and that's about all there is to say.

[tudortoomey]

just watch the holy grail and stuff you need to understand the way the humour is inclined

[xaxie1]

well, i just dont understand this kind of humer, like 1 cross each..

can you just tell me some hints of what im ment to find funny

[bramleyld]

how many crosses do they need?

[yamihoole]

It's like he's giving directions. You know, like for something totally mundane, a similar line is like "Line forms on the left, one to a customer". it's funny because these people are basically going to be killed but everyone's treating as a very mundane, run of the mill type of thing. Which in those days it probably was, at least for the Romans

[ZillaRocks]

"No Wogers...no Weginalds...no Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeers!" LOL!!!!

[xaxie1]

i dont get it can someone help me out?

[rooseyslyrics]

what dont u get? lol

[solozzovienna]

LMAO "one cross each!!!"

[sidekickjack]

"You lucky bastards!!  You lucky, jammy bastards!!"

[adamcoddo]

whats the actors name who says.. "err no. freedom for me."?? please some 1 tell me

[timmyeatworldpunttk]

Eric Idle

[lindalouie]

LOVE this movie! greatest comedy ever made.

[james7300]

There is more compassion and humanity in Michael Palin's nose scratch at 0:39 than in 2,000 years of "Christianity".

[ez45]

shut up already.

[james7300]

Eat my shorts!

[lordwalden]

Hahaha, very well said!

[huntinground]

BEST!

[MaxReinsch]

"you lucky, jammy bastards!!". Funniest movie ever made.

[Yownanymous]

Sorry to add to this religious debate - but I personally think that the Torah, Bible, Quran, etc are just primitive ways of explaining the universe that have gotten out of hand. I hope whoever wrote the Bible is happy now - they've screwed a lot up.

[dorekatja]

"they've screwed a lot up"

like what?

why does everyone allways start religious discussions xD this is about bloody humour!

[sidekickjack]

Might it have something to do with the fact this this entire film is about religioun?? :P

[dorekatja]

yeah ok it's about religion, but they didn't make it because of religion and I'm not watching it bacause of that either... xD

[james7300]

I totally agree - its all metaphors. People just got carried away. As the man says "You've got to work it out for yourself."

[yamihoole]

"Who is this Wog- Who is this Wodewick to whom you wefer?" More brilliant acting from Michael (who is honestly the most innocent looking Roman soldier I've ever seen)

[ejnu87]

GUYS! this is a COMEDY! not a religious debate - maybe you should either keep your personal opinions to yourself. after all, religion is one of the main reasons of war throughout the ages. everyone has their own beliefs and NO ONE should condemn them for it. just enjoy and stop being so friggin childish. LAUGH LIVE AND LOVE!

[amarnamriju]

ninety fffffff...ninety fffffffffffffff...ninety SIX sir LMAO

[IamTHEwall123]

"I know where to put it if you want it." lol thats funny

[einsteinsbestmate]

"No, Freedom for me

They said I hadn't do anything and could go and live on an island somewhere"

lol so funny

[pachero4711]

"not crucified"? -- WAS ONLY A JOKE .. "then go to the left" ... that's a good judgement

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[ovetjkin]

Hahaha!

5:05

[abcrumpnisse]

0:17  HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH