Surviving a Crash - Level Asian

[littlekidnumberone]

and remember kids,

if you can do something good,

an asian will do better.

[TheJake0fTrades]

Survivor: Aw man! I crashed my bike!

Man: Dude! You just FLIPPED OVER A CAR!

Survivor: Yeah, but my bike!

[FamgGuyStewie]

29 people died :(

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

"Like a baws"

Shut up.

[TheSavior97]

@JP91093 that explains there history with dogs.....

[miniclu1]

@TheSavior97 haha :)

[MonkeyShow20]

Asian driver, no survi- oh... well fuck.

[onwezz]

mann im roten tshirt: hör zu, des nächste mal setz noch ne schraube mit ein, dann kommt es glaubwürdiger rüber xD

[Greyfox890777]

@xRazorHD only Vietnamese eat cats. This guy is Chinese

[xRazorZHD]

Hmmmm

Cats land on feet

Asians eat cats

Asians land on feet

Coincidence?

[DerGeckarbor]

FaZe aSiaN?

[washira]

look  x1=EXP*1

[xXTEDXx]

This one was actually a home movie of 2bucks.

[WaterCrystalline]

Asians - Outsmarting Americans since...forever.

[Bl4ckinferno178]

i think jackie chan got hit

[distractos]

Craasshh!! Meow!....Oh shit what just happened O.o??

[eric00036]

The asian style of FLASH KICK !

[bobombthekoopa]

no wonder asian countries are so overpopulated

[ACEGAMER120]

Just another day in Asia.

[Mrbeanstalk4]

Whats more funny, is that the people just drive around them like nothing even happened.

[ultraman815]

"WTF"



[gefilus24]

haxor

[johnkuang123]

2BUck are you chinese? or korean or japanese?

[ENCHILADASFROMHELL]

@johnkuang123 in a video from the past he spoke chinese, so there you go

[darknesskick]

boss flip

[ikkeable]

literrally? ಠ_ಠ

[QwertyMcDonald]

9gag army!!

[ImShiroX]

power ranger.

[CorrectSuspicion]

The motorcycle driver was just like "wtf just happened" lmao.

[AffenKloPutzer]

A Bows

A chinese bows

:D

[ArdiHardy41]

9 gag army here we go !!!! ;D

[Dannatheperson12348]

@ArdiHardy41 It only got onto trending and GGG posted the original video....

[GunGunTheGun]

That must be Jackie Chan

[Asianboy950]

This person is Japanese, I would know. I'm Chinese.

[runescapeskillerz1]

"like a BAWS" love how he says it LOL

[TheCreeperIsh]

White Man: Crashes and dies

Asian Man: up up down down left right left right b a start

[ARBITEROFTHECOVENANT]

@TheCreeperIsh lol hahahah

[miniclu1]

@TheCreeperIsh LOL

[WinniPinke]

PRESS 6 FOR BAWS

[djpsychodjakovo]

@WinniPinke hahahaha !

[sparta1n117]

hes not a boss, hes an emperor....see what i did there.....cause hes chinese

[barrysncream55]

GTA?

[Shadowsmash7]

Difficulty:

Your mom

Very Easy

Easy

Medium

Medium-Rare

Hard

God

Chuck Norris

Asian

[Edvun7]

acrobatic skill: Asian

driving skill: Asian



[ZGpunk15]

likea bounce

[youeralldead22]

or it was quite.

*puts on sunglasses*

inSAYAN!

[xXOrangutanXx]

@youeralldead22 What?

[MrHappylittlecamper]

I thought he was gonna drift around it or something from the title aha

[ThePrayIVReign]

Like a Boss

像老闆

[FlareDemonReborn]

Chuck norris had an affair with a Chinese women.

[JP91093]

After seeing all these Asian videos of them always landing on their feet,

I'm starting to believe they're related to cats

[Cannon7227]

@JP91093 watch?v=Xfs0R-7cS_s

They are

[kutanibakunawa]

@JP91093 have you looked at our eyes? (i'm asian too)

[rulaofu]

@JP91093 im asian and i cant do that *facepalm*

[WtfConzke]

@JP91093 u mean monkeys

[GregYong]

@JP91093 wouldn't that make them cannibalistic?

[EricDaElite]

@GregYong you really are retarded. its dogs not cats plus not all azns eat it dumb fk

[GregYong]

@EricDaElite aww look at you, you're so smart!

[jumpjet66]

@JP91093 they're the KHAJIT

aint it nerdtastical? :D

[pancakenipskies]

@JP91093 you know what they say, you are what you eat?

[Lydaw]

@JP91093 LOL!

[Fattycuty2]

The MLGness

[Spec0pleader]

hes obviously a ninja

[wapoldoz69]

and not a single fuck was given that day

[Kaosbryan]

y am i laughing



[ELFHUNTER50]

0:09 inSAYAN? =P

[renski1792]

Clips like this make me proud of being Asian :')

[ThaProjec]

@renski1792 reminds me that Asians cant drive

[DaMnUFo0]

@ThaProjec only chinese

[renski1792]

@ThaProjec i happen to be Japanese if that tells you something

[tubeitorloseit]

@renski1792 shut up, go to your room, and study math

[renski1792]

@tubeitorloseit you and your stereotyping 

[MrHerbxtheripper]

Yeaaa... only an asian would do that.

[MRBEASTMODEBOSS]

Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!

[G11Moura]

Like A BOSS!

sakasopksapkospksaokposa'

[randomstuff0416]

Must have state farm... Like a good neighnor statefarm is there with a chineas boss.

[LgnDxViRUZ]

hitmarkerss ohh shittt

[xXAboSalehXx]

WTF ?? the driver just leaves him ?????!

[EWillard44]

I love how the truck driver just leaves him for dead.

[Stupefyied]

Fake. He didn't knife the air.

[lollolo5]

i jizzed multiple times this, i screamed as if my balls retracted and came out of my mouth...

[strikerm70]

Like a boss, A chinese boss.

[crash09er]

Fake if you look closely its a private match

[xhaydos09x]

Fake.... Where his karate chop to finish

[ToBeLikeAlways]

@xhaydos09x its not in the cam DDD:

[SafcLeWiiE0507]

that was defiantly in a private match, the camera was in spectators mode

[guitarmaster13257]

fake he didnt knife the air

[guy12351]

Insurance Coverage-Level Asian

[cesaryugi]

Ninjas exist,I KNEW IT!

[YingNog]

@cesaryugi Dude its not like they ever were a myth to begin with. check the History channel once in a while.

[ANormalGuy]

His left arm... So much blood...

[EneoFTVV]

What was that stereotype about asians not being able to drive??

[ProblemOfficer69]

We now know what to do...sweep the leg

[JoninJordan]

Chinese Boss=Like a Emperor

[grimkiller5150]

That was intended

[VictorPlay46]

LIKE A BALLS?!

[imfromnoho3]

"Po, You have learned well."

[Acceptable76]

dude, to the average person thats a certified fatality in a crash like that.

definitely good kung fu.

[cherry36961]

lucky asian reaper was take a break from job! try next time :p

[gojacketa26]

I like how the people are just like it's ok we can just go around

[BlackOpsSeeker]

Afterwards the mans thoughts said this:

" HOREY SHET, HOREY SHET! I ACCIDENTLY REVEALED TE NINJA INSIDE OF MEEEE! "

[brightlessshade]

Anyone else notice how the guy that hit made a run for it. Insurance is expensive in Asia. ;-;

[Spikester555]

His first reaction is, "Is the bike ok?"

[MrKoolaid7thst]

WHAT A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the999zombie]

Holy fuck how?

[MegaKiller325]

@the999zombie shut up 

[Jesporna]

NINJA MOVES :D



[ThePBui]

Lo

[zenthex1234]

he probably got a slap from his boss for being late for work...

[BAJCopsey]

This is why they teach kung fu in China.

[Codcraft187]

Yes....he did a barrel roll

[GiggityGooX2]

Most Epic Thing Ever

[raymondjean]

oh haii 9gag!

[purpleknight043]

O.o

[96ghero]

He should be a stunt man

[krogh345]

The force is strong in this one.

[Wenz0s]

像个老板！

[187prettyboy]

I'm still late for work, and now I don't have bike.

[Indeverm3nt]

looks liek his wallet also flies out :\

[TheXylis]

i like how he just walks back to the bike and looks like ahhh fuck insurance isnt gonna cover this

[KADEREL]

@TheXylis lol

[GameTimeGO]

@TheXylis what insurance?

[darylonee]

@TheXylis i keep coming back to look at your comment, its hilarious!

[WeAreLurking]

it was jackie chan nuff

[Carlos92831]

Thats gotta be a hack!!! god mode or something.

[86Lima86]

omg, its like nothing!

[Mich0uz]

God dammnit ... I always knew Jackie Chan was undefeated in movies but in real life as well ???

[enragedmilk]

XD I just love how he says "A chinese bauss"

[rws531]

This was on =3 years ago

[jazil82]

THIS GUY IS CAT,LANDING ON HIS FEET!! LEVEL ASIAN!!!

[oliverking1]

@SaltyNoucMam how is that racist?

[Mrgamedude47150]

now i wish i was asian

[yooweave]

asian chuck norris

[SilentC0LD]

@yooweave u mean bruce lee who is better than chuck norris -.-

[Ripstains]

No Xp bar. Private Match.

[mrghanm]

@Ripstains LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrAlexrok]

After seeing this video, i wish I was Asian.

[THFlyerHDX]

setup.

[cubs9633]

The only reason all of these clips are Asian people is there is like 3 billion of them.

[Travaillons]

@cubs9633 Lol, 1 billion.

[ryanlynch01]

there are 9,999,999 bycycles in beijing..

[JoelCorpOfWindows7]

Guy: OMG... Are you ok?

Motorcyclist: It had been worse.

[thezackers96]

OMGWTFBBQ!

[sniperz132]

lol the dude he hitted just drives away. wtf

[Jumper76Anton]

More like car crash survival level: Saints row

[Schoolstuffs2011]

asians are usually unco-ordinated except in the hands. japanese are the ninjas

[DaChinaMann]

@Schoolstuffs2011 you sir are a tard

[thecookiemonster5333]

IMPOSSIBRUU!

[7GGonzalez]

fuckin aerial



[letifer13]

A chinese bawes

[platinumfrost]

Retitled "Jet Li survives a crash"

[Noob5k]

Bonus Level: Vigrin Asian

[xJaVee]

@Noob5k Virgin*

[iEcosanHD]

Please like! :) Level: asian Page

w w w.facebook.com / LOL.Asian

[qazwsxedc641]

That is the single greatest thing I have ever seen

[SuperRockstar211]

want to learn that? its easy first concentrate you chi on the lower part of your body the use you`re cat like reflexes the do a cartwheel Asian ninja style then walk to you`re vehicle then think about what will you say to the insurance company!

[TheBlade585]

Now thats defiantly Gran Theft Auto China Town Asian level

[fasin8]

a chinese Bowts? what is that

[Omegaplaya]

@fasin8 BAOWZ...in other words, boss.

[phaphachboy]

I like how the guy only cares about how his bike is broken

[Mefort1]

like a baoss!

[JakeTheDiabolo]

why is it always chinese people

[nikoeeful]

wow lol

[xEzzbrahx]

his kung fu is good!

[NevetSteven7]

@xEzzbrahx But mine is better!

[0Blaire0]

there are a lot of blood on him though...

[mjshere]

yeah who needs helmet when you can land on your feet

[TheZaNGMAchine]

Whats the song at the beginning?

[thisisbmh06]

what does "bouts" mean ?

[blueroseking]

@thisisbmh06 It's "like a boss", watch this: /watch?v=NisCkxU544c

[WOLFxSil3ntx]

the funny thing was that the mini truck stopped so the guy crashes and then it got off xD

[nicklebackftw]

Every Asian can suck my dick, fucking chingas