Apes are Smarter than People?!? Gnooze 12-4-07

[toddeklof]

She's cute, funny, and smart! God I wish I was young again!

[Taughtology]

LOL, wow, old school. Pre-Bush guns, pre-Mahmoud Ahmedinejad intro, pre-Pistol Youth intro.

Takes me back, as a long-time subscriber.

[lifesshortsolovelong]

OMG! that is the worst monkey i have ever heard i give it a -1

[HungryFalcon]

Merry Me Marta : )

[billnliz]

Outstanding monkey!

[GenyaArikado]

she wasn't that funny

[lifeh0use]

some of her videos are really funny for example, review of 2007

[Loubega405]

Ur very funny..Keep it up..

[VeryNewNoob]

You are awesome. Sorry I can not really type much because my stomach hurts from laughing. Also I spilled half of my breakfast over the keyboard.

[frio109]

No one really believe's that Iran stopped work building Nukes. That was a bunch of crap thrown up on a wall to see if it sticks by the demonRat owned media.....

[HEYBUDD]

I would be all over your monkey marta.

[ftbotsb]

Marta: Your "Monkey" is fine, it's your "Arabic" that needs work. watch Axis of Evil Comedy Tour from From: azfarrizvi for teCHnique [sic].

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watch?v=nyolyUZm_Ww

[bonesandhmd]

wow this is the first of ur vids ive watched and i luved it. its really clever, kinda like the tv show the Chaser's War on Everything here in oz (guys, look it up:) ) gr8 monkey!!

[Barthek]

You are awesome. No mean comments for such amazing work.

[ticnatz]

Very entertaining stuff here. Intelligent and stupid. Great combo. All the great TV shows were intelligent and stupid. You guys are doin' it right. Short and sweet.

[seeriktus]

ur so hot, strange... but hot!

[ender06026]

You NEED to do more monkey! Me like Marta Monkey, even better than Cheeta or Jane! Ooooh Oooh Ahhhh Ahhhh! Yes, monkey good!

Regards,

Tarzan

[hounddog21]

Leave the whinning out, it's not the AP's fault, it's yours for not checking and repeating it.

I still thing your doing a good job...

Nice monkey

[gnooze]

If was making a cent doing this I'd have called Hugo himself, but as it stands I can't afford the international phone calls. :) But thanks for the compliment!

[Jmcenanly]

The chimps seem to have a faster short term memory. If they could talk,they'd probably sound less like Roddy McDowall and more like Dustin Hoffman in 'Rainman'

[305pride]

this is a mean monkey comment. i am not nice :) and monkeys got tails

[skdjfhskjhdf]

That was a delightful monkey routine.

[Electrophill]

Betch... ya bettah bring my money. Where's my money betch? git yer azz in dis cah betch.

[Electrophill]

I'm going to leave a mean comment!

uhhhmmm..

You looked like a monkey when you acted like a monkey.

So there! Deal with it.

[MBRHIndustries]

Don't sling poop at me bro!

Thats a smart monkey.

[AtheismFTW]

Chimps aren't monkeys.

[gnooze]

Shhhhh! I know, but it's funny to say monkey. :)

[proffmongo]

So what you are really saying is htat apes are smarter than the Whitehouse!!! LOL!!! Sad but true!! Maybe the reward for the college students was good enough to make them remember!!

Put a keg of beer or a naked super model in front of the college students and the results would improve to nearly 100%!!!!! LOL!! I love Ganewz!!!

[yutubertje]

you're a freak :|

[Tripp233]

"EEIIGHTTYY PERSENTT!!" HAHAA

[sahandn9]

fag

[matrixcmitech]

yep, those black glasses are HOT@@~!!@@

[caverly]

awesome , Marta ; you are a one-woman variety show. i love how you do so many fabulous characters for us. i adore you in glasses {at 2:34} , as mr.doctor and then as the wild monkey :-}}}} Bravo, always. you rawk.

[WannabeKiwiBoy]

Hey that's a way better monkey than I can do! And certainly the cutest monkey I've ever seen!

[ujdo]

OH come to our party and do the monkey for the kids. They'll love it!

College kids with diminished short term memory? Hmmm, WHAT in the WORLD could be causing THAT?

[gnooze]

MTV?

;)

[Gugguggug]

Let's make some hot monkey love.

[Gugguggug]

Oh please, two thumbs down for this, who's watching, a bunch of nuns?

[redfistaor]

your munkey was bad.

[leojsivad]

MONKEY

[RuiFranciscoVieira]

love you:)

[terriandmarypat]

Funny!

[nocafeine]

love it marta... good show.

[UnderseaCaveman]

Marta, you "Shock the Monkey" (Peter Gabriel) :)

[Dog480]

I thought your monkey was very nice.

[MuttinHead]

{{insert mean monkey comment here}}

Why aren't you on the Daily Show or something?

Jesus christ. She's smart, talented, AND hot!

[jetlxix]

Gnooze fans. Has anyone noticed that Marta is sporting some "bling" on the ring finger? Marta, tell us what's up. WooHoo Good Gnooze for Marta?

[ctackett6407]

lol dude a lot of us aren't here to get our online mack on .. most of us are here to show support cause we love hearing the gnooze.

beats hearing the gnooze on TV anymore :)

[jetlxix]

I thought the monkey was OK. Not as good as your Russian accent - I die laughing every time you say "wodka"... Keep up the good work!

[gnooze]

:) Hey thanks! I thought the monkey was pretty bad myself, but I had to do it.

[PooPooPaulettes]

MMMm-m-m Monkey News

[ostinsfriend]

You're a Great Monkey!

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[shecancreate]

your monkey impression made me believe in evolution!

[gnooze]

Is this good or bad? I can't decide! :D

[DookofHDP]

Great segment! Great monkey!!!!!

[gnooze]

Thanks for saying so!

[gedlongbow]

thats pretty good monkey compared to most of the stuff ive seen... nice gnooze, as always

[gnooze]

Thanks very much! :)

[uberover]

"Ok Mr Doctor sitting over there..." you're hillarious. I give you 4 stars...still better than average.

[gnooze]

Awesome! Thank you! I was hoping someone would notice the "Mister Doctor." :)

[jokertim777]

You sure can do a real "Mean Monkey" impression! No, that's not what I mean. What I mean is that I'm not trying to be mean. Do you know what I mean?

[familyfunny]

Don't kid yourelf Marta. That impression of a monkey was funny

[gnooze]

If you say so... ;)

[mysticfm]

Q: "Do you enjoy Marta's take on the news?"

A: (in a low-pitched drawl) "Yep."

[gnooze]

Hahaha. That's funny!

[gitarzero2]

*leaves mean comment about monkey impression*

J/P It was... moderate.

[xgobobeanx]

ha you are a riot ;)  great!

[gnooze]

:D Hey thanks!

[s12pendler]

This episode was kinda different, wasn't it? First I thought that's an outtake that leaked on the net. But as long as its funny like the rest of 'em, keep em coming. Oh yeah, the G is silent :-)

[gnooze]

Will do! Thanks for watching and commenting!

[Monkey1249]

NICE MONKEY!

[gnooze]

THANKS!

[skutre]

wow!~!

your sister the doctor is really hot!!!

-scooter

[gnooze]

She's not very bright though. Whaddya do.

[Northern5tar]

Sun bears, monkeys.. hmmm you could do an animal special edition of Gnooze!

Purrr purrrr! :)

[gnooze]

Could I include my dinosaurs?

[PiFan7]

Don't keep kicking yourself about the Chavez thing. Remember that the Chicago Tribune got past this one:

Dewey Defeats Truman!

Also, your monkey imitation is endearing.

[gnooze]

Gee thanks. That's nice. :)

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Back from another black-out, but I was productive this time (check my channel if you want. I reused a gnome joke I posted here too ;) :P ).

I actually liked your Monkey. It was cheesy but it made me laugh when you said "80%" after ooo-ooo-aaah-aahh monkey noises.

It's hard for monkeys to not be funny actually... take this guy for instance:

/watch?v=LPQudeGOxBQ

- The Sock

[gnooze]

Hiya Sock! Going to check out your channel tonight! Awesome!

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Cool, although that link is not to my video, just so you know. If you didn't watch already is a slightly off-color but very silly monkey.

- The Sock

"Look at the Monkey. Look at the Silly Monkey. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit."

[pigdemons]

Apes are Smarter than People?!?

I think my last comment was evidence of this!

[SuicideFriendly]

That was a great monkey :)

[gnooze]

Thank you.

[johnnymoondog]

Very funny monkey impression ! LOL

Question...

Is A.P smarter than People Magazine ? !

[gnooze]

Um, is this a trick? :D

[johnnymoondog]

Nope ! Its a kinda pun on your video title !

[EmptySeed]

Aw Marta, I love Your Monkey.

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I'm still a little unsettled by it myself. :)

[misslisaof3]

ROFL " you could check my cell phone" hahaha

heyyyy the monkey bit was great too... but lets not tell anyone I said so. Kidding of course, the whole thing was great as usual.

[gnooze]

Heehee. Thank you!!!

[scottfreitas]

Woot! Marta tried to make a moneky out of me, but only succeeded in driving me ape! ;D

Another good segment. :)

[gnooze]

:D One of my favorite things at the Bubble Room on Captiva Island was an empty cage with bent bars and a little sign that read: "Don't feed our ape. He might go ape and escape!"

[pigdemons]

I have no friends, no favorites, no nothing!

do I just click on favorite to be a subscriber, or what? "pigdemons" maybe isn't the best user name I guess, I think I'm changing it to Mohammad(hah!)I feel a beheading coming my way!

Peace & Groovy Love Marta.

[Machination1]

That flossy, flossy orange "Subscribe" button.

[pigdemons]

Thank You Machination1! it was actually off my screen I have my rez set large.

Peace! I'm in there now! Marta's the BOMB

[gnooze]

Hey thanks for subscribing Lauren!

[cierrablue]

flossy?

[Machination1]

Hey, don't ask me, ask Fergie.

[Machination1]

You know what's not glamorous? YouTube's weird random spam marking system. :P

[hugozoom]

the monkey bit is awesome-- don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

[gnooze]

Wow! Thanks!

[ctackett6407]

lol how can you get bad comments, I think it's pretty cool stuff to watch

It's short and funny.. totally worth watching.

[gnooze]

Cool! Thanks for saying so! :)

[owenbigpinekey]

OMG Marta, I dont know how you can say you cant do a monkey, That was perfect.

[gnooze]

:D Glad it met with your approval but I'm still embarrassed!

[owenbigpinekey]

What gets me is that you get almost 26 million comments and you reply to almost all of them.That is just one of the many reasons why you are my favorite youtuber.I also think pretty soon you will be asked to be a partner. Even when you become bigger than cris crocker i know you will still comment back to us.

Much love from a true fan.

[gnooze]

Heehehe. Nope. Just me. :)

[gnooze]

Thanks for watching and commenting! :)

[vitaminrich2]

So when I was a kid and they told me to stop monkeying around I should not have listened, and I would probably have become a great scientist, business man, or something. DAM!!! I'm PO now..

[pigdemons]

I joined youtube JUST so I could leave YOU comments, You are awesome, your Bush voice makes me crack up every time, and I'd rather hear You spin the gnooze, than FOX spin the NEWS.

You're the Bomb Marta!

Your monkey was almost as good as Bush acting normal... can you get any better than that... I think not!

Lauren Haskins

Lake Elsinore

[gnooze]

Shazzam! Thanks for signing up to leave me a comment! It really made my day. :)

[lepolv86]

review from Altair19 today...

"Costello is brilliant - I really enjoy the Gnooze."

[gnooze]

Sweet! And I love it when people call me "Costello"!

[skutre]

ABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOT

[TheBabyEaters]

Dude...the monkey impersonation...bad, yes. Hilarious...oh for sure! You rock.

[gnooze]

So bad it's good? Nah. Now I'm pushing it. At least it was bad enough to be hilarious. :)

[anmoose]

No mean comment here. I think you make a delightful monkey. LOL

Dubya is only protecting us from evil. I mean, all that nuk-u-ler stuff is a threat, even if they don't do anything with it. We have no choice but to bomb them, just to be sure.

Great show!

Moosie

[gnooze]

:) Thank you for the super nice comment!

[Machination1]

You did well. My capuchin monkey was fooled there for a second.

[gnooze]

Awesome.  That's me: out fooling monkeys.

[NORDBERTSS]

i really don't understand a half of your speech, but i love your style!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I don't know much German either!

[NORDBERTSS]

:] i undertstand english, but you are a bit to fast :D but no problem. make more avesome movies!

[russianracehorse]

Cute monkey! (^_^)

[gnooze]

:D :D Thank you!

[adahn2006]

Most people wouldn't have even gone for the monkey and you did! You're super!!

[gnooze]

Super? Or not quite right? Oh well... ;)

[rentacrip]

You did fine .love your show.

[gnooze]

Yay! Thank you! Glad you like the Gnooze!

[geekyvince]

good stuff, don't worry your monkey chimp impersonation wasn't that bad.

[gnooze]

Nice of you to say, but I cringe whenever I watch. Very ridiculous.

[pornfartin]

cute monkey

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[CommentorX]

Primates smarter than humans. Charlton Heston could not be reached for comment.

[Blargaldalien]

he would forget now,anyways,Alzheimer's has struck.

[angieshel]

oh, the things you'll do to entertain!

[gnooze]

Seriously.

[JealousGuy]

On the part about the numbers, I thought you were about to go 4-8-15-16-23-42 for a second there!

Why didn't I find this channel sooner? You do a great job Marta!

[gnooze]

Ack! You're right! Though that would be kind of appropriate - since I can't really remember what's happening on Lost.

[inertia186]

7418880

[cierrablue]

oh marta! you keep cracking me up! you've quickly become my favorite channel on YouTube and I'm not just saying that.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Too nice!

[dlondon1144]

Loved the monkey immitation - makes me feel better for impersonating Richard Nixon after 15 beers... "I am not a crooooooooccccckkkk" Oh, gee man. Sorry about the carpet.

[gnooze]

"Oh, gee man. Sorry about the carpet." :D Your whole comment makes me think of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

[Kjazzinphx]

Release that inner monkey Marta!

[gnooze]

I think I should keep it under wraps from here on out. :)

[KlaxonCow]

I thought you made an excellent sexy little monkey.

No, wait. Let me rephrase that. It sounds like I'm saying that monkeys are sexy.

Monkeys are not sexy. Well, no, okay. Monkeys are presumably sexy to other monkeys. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any little monkeys in the world.

Oh, wait, no. I called you a "little monkey" too, didn't I?

[KlaxonCow]

Now it sounds like I don't just find monkeys sexy, but I have a perverted thing going on for underage monkeys or something.

Wait. No, look, let me start this again.

I liked your monkey impression in a completely normal and wholly platonic fashion, without any implication - in whole or part - of any kind of "perverted monkey sex" going on.

Okay, I'll shut up now. Before I find myself accidentally confessing to giving camels fellatio or something...

[gnooze]

LOL! I loved reading both of your comments! :D Thanks for leaving them.

[ChrisKose]

:P oh my god..the monkey

the monkey......

[gnooze]

My eyes are burning!

[jonesr999]

LOL, Marta!

[goobersayshey]

FINALLY!

A monkey video. IT's like democracy DOES work. I was just telling my invisible friends this mornign that we need more monkey video, and then "SHAZAM!" Dancing Marta! The Monkey Dance Rocked! "MMM-mmm-mmm! Shake it Honey, but don't break it!"

(and um, don't throw your feces, cause um..that's just...well...icky).

[KlaxonCow]

I don't know.

If she starts throwing her faeces and eating it, then she could become an overnight run-away success on YouTube, as everyone grabs their camera to film their "reaction video" to it.

1 girl, 2 bananas.

Okay, no, sorry. That's a terrible idea. Forget I spoke.

[cierrablue]

that was funny

[Blargaldalien]

Comment FTW,5 stars.

[gnooze]

It's true that you get from the universe what you put out into it, huh? The Secret, they call it. Hahahahahahhaahahahaaa.

[Blargaldalien]

No secret,just Gawd answering your prayers,,,

[photofu]

nice as always madam....did i spell madam wrong? dagnabit...

[gnooze]

I think madame or madam works. Madam is a palindrome!

[Zenobios]

You know what would be awesome? a Russian Monkey!

[gnooze]

Hahahaha! That would be fan-tastic!

[HarleyDrider]

That was a good monkey!

Trauma

[gnooze]

Thanks Trauma!  Not sure if I agree, but thank you!!!

[mike8494]

Ok no mean monkey comments but you are Hot in Glasses thats cool you make my day and good Morning or afternoon Marta :-D Mike.

[gnooze]

Hi Mike! Thanks for not leaving a mean monkey comment. :D :D

[dexterbill]

Classy, best news evar.

Hey, Marta. Can you give me an autograph on

my profile page please ? That would be very cool...

[gnooze]

Done and done. :)

[dexterbill]

Wow, thanks Marta!!

You're the best !! ;)

[cv1122]

hey no mean monkey comment here...loved the "can I get daddy to help me" lmbooooo

[gnooze]

Yay for no mean monkey comments! :) As far as the college students bit, I have an 18 year old sister. That's all I'll say.

[ladypn]

See, the glasses work great for the interview segment! :)

[gnooze]

:) I love prop glasses.

[justwatchin07]

cute monkey impression lol

[gnooze]

It was somethin' alright... thanks!

[kalvinphil]

I wish more reporters would appoligize when they are wrong. Who did they test the monkey against?????.....Bush?

[gnooze]

Mea culpa.

[Nic33rd]

I'll leave you a nice comment, because you deserve it. Your monkey may not be your forte, but you've still got your funny voices and stellar newscasting abilities!

[gnooze]

Thank you! I'll avoid the monkey in the future, I think.

[AskCarrieLee]

Nuclear shmooclear, Hehehee.

[vitaminrich2]

Terrible monkey. Next time a get a banana and I think that might do the trick... LOL