Sugar Sammy Comedy Now #2

[miklitov23]

You're the brown George Lopez

[sunny2007111]

Sugar Sammy: And then you reverse onto them: "Yeah... you're right... Shelly's man... now that's man, yup that's a man... that is a real god damn man! But you see... Shelly... now that's a woman!

Me: ROFLMFAO!!!!

[tomboy1119]

Ha Ha HA just jokes..we dont need to kill the indian guyyyyyyyyyyy..

[sexykrissy514]

i love love love this guy :) to fucking funny

[rpaula888]

He's absolutely fantastic!!!!!!!! :-D

[manchesfan200]

HALAHAKSHDALEMHAYALES SHARMOUTA HABIB *airoplane* dsaasasfff KABOUM LMAO HES SOO FUNNY

[lillagah]

SHAVE YOUR SHIT, BITCH!! bahahahaha

[vinhhuy1]

someone wants tim :P

[ROFLSoldiers]

Shave your sheet beetch ! ROFL !

[T24RockxStar24T]

Ha Ha HA just jokes..we dont need to kill the indian guyyyyyyyyyyy..

[dannysoya]

LMFAO at Tim. He's been the main attraction with his big dick LOL.

[dannysoya]

DIE INFIDEL DIE LMFAO BAHAHAHAHA.

[dreakadon]

POOR TIM LOL

[itsRAINISM]

I LOVE THIS!!!

[jasonjose29Nov]

You Latino..made it off the couch at school....:)))))

[Xklusivlee]

@jasonjose29Nov made it off the couch, that's cool*

[libanchamp]

0:29-0:46 funniest part

[xJiihane]

ANA MEKHALEAS

SHAMOUTA

HABIBI

wooow tu ma deaaaad

[WannaSkeetSkeet]

0:05-0:06 lol i should make that face when i renew my i.d

[SkysongOfSerenity]

this guy is hilarious :D

[6Vital6Remains6]

EY...ey SAYND NEYGURS.

[CerebralCreation]

haha.. he's actually saying arabic words: "ana mekhales" means I'm done.. and then: "sharmota habiby".. means roughly "slut, my love".. sharmota is a very bad arabic curse word..

[libanchamp]

@CerebralCreation sharmouta habibi is more likemy lovely bitch it doesnt make sense lol

[Haseeebo]

@libanchamp habibi isn't bitch. It's "dear".

[AmazingUnknown]

shave your shit bitch.

hahaha, just jokes.

[musicalsoul08]

Die infidel die. Hahaha XD

[musicalsoul08]

HAHAHAHA !

"Airplanes." Shalalala "Kaboom."

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS GUY :D

[Tsl243]

Gotta love how he keeps a straight face from 8:20-8:40

[zacoufan]

Now THAT is why I am proud to be from Quebec, I can say ''Hey look that guy comes from Quebec City, just as me, and we both speak french! Muhahaa'' lol He's so great

[Miqc452]

@zacoufan. He's not from Quebec City but from Montreal in Quebec. C'est pas la meme chose.

[zartonk]

@zacoufan hes from montreal though....

[ureWHOLEFAMILY]

unlock this cage xD

[Sofia44x]

haha shave yout shit bitchh

[poetryrb]

I could watch him ALL DAY! What talent.

[usernamewafa123]

Sharmoota Habibi

Looooool Twin Towers Hahaha

[queenbxs]

any latinos here? hey thnx for coming you made it off the couch! LMFAAAAAOOOOOOO thats awesome.

[mohameddahir16]

tim is getting laid tonight lool

[rabia846]

lol

[vasqeez]

why waste your cash on wine and dine

when two can dine for six ninety nine :D

[vasqeez]

wana go to McDonald, that's my philosophy

why waste your cash on wine and dine

when two can dine, for six ninety nine.

xDDD omg....im lovin it, lol the video :D

[Taco00000]

his accents are fucking hilarious.

[francisco1140]

Memes pas de standing ovation sont dur!!! braovo tu est vraimnet tres bon\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\>>

[sloshhead2]

gotta love sugar paki!!!!!!!

[musicalsoul08]

I Love Sugar Sammy :)

[jerking01]

shave your shit bitch

[ShahlaShotGun]

lawl!

[MidnightSunJC]

LMFAAOOO his arabic accent !!!

[bleedbabs]

lmao

[naileygamila]

omg this is funny

[um0thamoor]

am an arabian girl, love the hahaha just joke

no need to kill the indian

lol

[xojasprit]

"UNLOCK THIS CAGE NUHHHHHHHH" LOL!!! omg freaking hilariousss

[fvcinelli]

luv this guy!

[SuperTj911]

too funny man ( the guys smooth lol)

great vid , excellent man

[Mrpeacelove1]

Hahaha Just Jokes We Don't Have To Kill The Indian Guy

D:

[razorV86]

shave ur shit bitch... ROFL!!!!!! XD

[damed98]

ha ha ha, just jokes, we dont need to kill the indian guy!

[silner2215]

sharmota habibi= bitch boyfriend

[zikria143]

@silner2215 its bitch my love

[PoekeyEvans]

Shave your sheet beetch ! ROFL !

[Tweek08]

@PoekeyEvans BHAAHHA. Brilliant!

[TheLilBIGZ]

airolain alwirjtvhwrtkchwse kaboom knuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuctjhs twintowers xD

[Ahbenmautadine]

Unlock this cage hahahahahahha oh my god i had to pause at this part cuz my stomach was hurting too much.

[screenflicker1]

@Ahbenmautadine what did he mean by that?

[jadsaad2]

guys, im arabic,sharmoota means whore . and habibi means daling or my love. btw this guy say funny shit about arabs, im not offended i still love that dude

[Screamo1818]

@jadsaad2 Right there guys, thats a guy who can accept that its just a joke. Stop taking everything so seriously. You can learn something from Jadsaad2

[bbutcher91]

ha ha ha. just jokes! we dont need to kill the indian guy. ROFL

[drkmn1]

He said "Chivalry is Dead". It means qualities that medieval knights held; like courtesy, genorosity, and valor. He's saying you don't see that type of stuff in our society...

[sdhillon1601]

Better than Russel Peters!

[braber0161]

what does he say at 08:00?

shillary's dead??

[monamour2111]

@braber0161 lol he said chivalry's dead

[Driv3rnav]

@braber0161 I think he says chivalry is dead.

[Mj67freak]

Sharmoota habeebi! hahahhaha

[Lanasoufy]

hahhahahaha he said "lovely bitch" in arabic when mumbling

[Lanasoufy]

hahaha he said "bitch" while mumbling arabic

[tumblingislife427]

see shelley's man!? THAT'S a man! THAT'S a goddamn man RIGHT there!

hahaha

i wanna read and write ahhh stop sleeping with my friends ahhh i need food tooo ahhh unlock this caaggee

[efazsuzat]

word man

[efazsuzat]

aca habii "aeroplane hara macA KALAs kaboom ahhahahahahahhahahahahahhagaha­hhahahahha

[efazsuzat]

lol this guys freakin funny

[m0rpheen]

Shave your SHIT BITCH LMFAO!!!

[posemami]

this guy is the shit!

[DarkPrinceOfAwesome7]

The arabic things he is saying in the beginning are "Hi, my prostitute lover." Over and over again.

:)

[Cronaldo02]

hahah pretty much

[iloveakki007]

@DarkPrinceOfAwesome7

LMFAO!

[nerdheadbanger]

Hahaha, pretty much! ALthough sharmoota is like "whore" instead of prostitute..same thing though :P

[pakibullet]

hahahahahah

[drumminboi2]

soooooooooooo damn funny

[EpicShenanigansChuck]

We are not them, and they are not us SO PLEASE TO STOP SHOOTIING!1 LMAO

[caab00m]

lol shave ur shit bitch omfg i am still rofling in real i cant sop!

[caab00m]

shave ur shit (sheet) bitch?

[translationgal]

My boyfriend is Arab and hates your guts.... I LOVE YOU!!!!! You're fucking awesome!!!

[bramarocking]

shave your shit bitch!! LMAO

[pizzaboy20]

"Thanks for coming you made it off the couth thats cool" thats awesome

[lilbuddy99]

fucking hilarious!

[ChandarDatt]

Uhm.. are they talking to us? Okayy.. okay thank you! Snowcracker! LMAO

[anthonyhic]

lol

[RoGuEclaud]

"shave your shit bitch" hahahahahaha just jokes :D!!!!

[ronn009]

this indian comedians rock....russel peter and now sugar sammy...atleast these indian boys are making us laugh...good going..i love the jokes

[smart1231000]

i know right lol

[elhayya]

"sharmuta habibi ana bakhalas zay"

(which translates into: bitch, darling, im gonna finish!")

looks like sugar sammy was watching some effed up arabic porn? LOL

[madwilliamflint]

"I don't put up with that."

Ayep. And... you're single.

:p

(Joking, he's a scream.)

[zarifmahmood93]

this guy is awesome cool date bust tips

[wsm4ever]

hahahaha i am arabe u know and i live this thing every day

[dethstiny]

I love super packy.

[shootmeimblond]

im ana arab..but i im not offended..love this guy

[2003bmw760li]

funniest shit i heard in my whole fuckin life ,,, " HEY ! , HEY SAND NIGGERS , are dey talkin to us ,, OK , OK TANK YOU " just the way he said it ,, hollly fuck i was tearin up

[thecoolloser90]

LMFAO McDonald's: Why waste your money on whine and dine, when two can dine for $6.99? LMFAO niiiiice XD

[MemeSeco88]

i dnt think Chinese nor indian is a very easy language :@

[GabhrooShakeen09]

lol indian there are hundreds of language in india

[Tigui09999]

Shave your shit bitch....LOLOLLLLLLLLL

[nerdheadbanger]

LOL "sharmoota habibi" whore my love?!

[BeastBoysLover14]

Habibi means my love

[samantharutherford]

Chivalry is dead. For sure.

[trudon]

need to buy a vowel and shit LOOOOOL

[SexyShorttiie]

LOL SNOWCRACKERS!!!

[kgytpodcast]

LMAO "Snow crackers" omg omg omg I'm dying!! LOVE HIM!!

[belthazormn1]

champagne all over my tities!!!! hahahahahhahahahhahh

[salooy]

Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!

[crazygenius50]

when it's grainy,low quality and in a cave,you just look mental =)) =))

[marcusinHD]

snow cracker! lol xD

[mrdubaiking]

lol sharmota habyby means sexy bitch....

[daanisjaap]

no it does not mean that LMFAO

[TrUbaLLeR16]

LMAO! haha wanna go to macdonalds why waste your cash on wine and dine when 2 can dine on $6.99 ahahahah funny

[Soccerchic82]

hahaha fuckj i harte southern states

such red necks down thereelollololo

[knightfromhell1]

lmfao! im arab and i still find this funny

[hdbay]

sharmota means whore that right and it's funny but habibi means my love or buddy

and it depends on what you are saying and not the kind of arabic you are speaking

[Aruthy]

love this dude- he's hilarious!

[yoururbanchic]

hahahah SATC screws women up...hahaah its true when u think about it...just my opinion

[tictactito]

latino's are not lazy

[edemps69]

lol unlock this cage

[Joelzinho]

Montreal baby rep it realll goood

[xXxXkillerqueenXxXx]

sharmoota means whore and habibi means my love lol

[gayglue]

LOL

[djsamsonight]

U fail Sharmota means Shit and habibi means Buddy

[nightorchid37]

xXxXkillerqueenXxXx is actually correct.

The meanings depends on the kind of arabic you speak.

If its egyptian or lebenese or watever.

[djsamsonight]

well im right cuz what iv said its in Hebrew

[yoyaya007]

shave ur shit bitchh!!XD!!

[Gurjot333]

ha ha ha.. jus jokess.. LOL

[iceprincesscea]

It's not just "sand nigger" have heard different one..like camel jockey is used for some of the others..... not prejudiced just putting it out there... SUGAR SAMMY IS AWESOME!!!!

[anakinsbiggestfan]

its not funny when he goes to far!!!!! just kidding lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[whoopdeedoodude]

Just jokes! Ha ha ha!

[ultimatefighter301]

shave ur shit bitch lol

[coolasubie]

i would of done all that and more...

but im stuck here with you

lol

[sahajbhea]

ha ha ha just jokes

[watchop]

why waste your cash on whine and dine, when two can dine for $6.99...thats what it is...:

[SinghAmerican]

shave your shit bitch///// LOL

[doodieinureye]

lol when he 'speaks' arabic he says You Whore I Love You You Whore I love You

[whaleswithissues]

idiot, habibi means darling

[knajjar16]

actually doodieinureye is right... the one before habibi means whore...

[knajjar16]

actually tou're both right but you're each talking about different parts.. when he says habibi that does mean darling and when he says sharmoota that does mean bitch

[dandoon12345]

yup thats right

[vijay741]

lol at 0:50 he was about to say shit but realized what he was saying and changed it to language

[wasp204]

sugar sammy is the man,he was awsome when he was here in winnipeg

[PimpinDj369]

It all sounds like someone one was eating pussy and a hair got stuck here SHAVE YOUR SHIT BITCH! lmfao

[brickman73]

Totally true...sex and the city is the worst show

[Poojauppal]

hahahaha just jokes

[ydouthinkyourcool]

2:52

[lilhomz]

hahaha just jokes-we dont need to kill the indian guy LMAO

[nina0x0x]

women, you demand too much

uuuhhh i want an opinion

uuuuhh i wanna learn to read and write

uuuhh stop sleeping with all my friends

uuuuhh i need food too

uuuhhh unlock this cage

its bullshit!

hahahha

[andrechristi]

why spend money on spread sticks and whine when 2 can dine for just 6.99 LOL

[desigirl29]

lol its why waste your cash on whine and dine, when two can dine for $6.99...thats what it is...:P

[BekiiOxO]

"Wanna go to Mcdonalds, That's my falosity, when two can dine, for 6.99! Dadadadadaaa"

[NexusDarkworld338]

the latino who make it to the US aren't the lazy ones

[stupidsh1t]

Shev yur sheet, beetch!

[NexusDarkworld338]

yeah at least trim it so we can get in there ladies!

[stinny95]

lmfao, that is soooo great hes my new favourite comedian :P lol

[JuggieC]

SHARMOOTA HABIBI HAHAAHAHAHAH

[dreefkinbaby]

lmfaooo "is it just me or do these guys need to buy a vowel or something"

[cinderellaprincess12]

so halarious

[FreakinLatina]

eeey sannnd niggaaa.

is he talking to us ?..

ok... ok tank youuuu.

SNOW CRACKER.

LMFAO !

[canucker29]

hahahahah hes so funny!

[ghamdo0ony]

cosomaaaaaaaaak enta el shurmotaaaa :D

[barbeq67]

unlock this cage!

[damessiah91]

lol this guys is funny as shit

[BobbyDonnel]

sand niggers loll

[Dainyell23]

Lol, aeroplane

xD

[xcharlii]

Sharmouta Habibi.... aeroplane.... gallas, sharmouta habibi!

[gsir1]

i need food too lfmao

[digitalperversion]

wo0 25 bucks

[Youidiotdude]

amazin and im sikh

[rackers9]

Habibi..... aeroplane

[tshorts]

kaboom.............twin towers

[shreyas52]

this is awesome!

[xTeenageMillionairex]

This kid is hilarious!

[fuckingrabbit]

llol haha i love this guy.hes even better live.

[thinkagain001]

hahaha! amazing!