Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake

[demonkai930]

I want a girl with a arrow to the knee.

[raynhornzxz]

i want a girl with a big machette 

[Derarc]

I don't know why, but this song brings to mind Cave Johnson and Caroline from Portal 2.

[TheRainbowCreeper]

@XxMikoSamaxX WHOVIANS UNITE!

[20kaizerbigkay07]

Thumbs up if Anonymous brought you here!

[ODSTxGundam]

thumbs up if you watch chuck

[ButterFingers7531]

duh

[RainingxSocks]

Wut. These are the lyrics to Chuck?!

[ChelseaHatena]

The Cake is a lie.



[TheRollyCZE]

I want Amy Pond.

[XxMikoSamaxX]

@TheRollyCZE Who doesn't? That........hair.....and dat ass.

[SuperHarrypotterrock]

pardon the pun

[SuperHarrypotterrock]

i think they named the band cake because this cake has good taste

[ElleonTheNerd]

When I first watched Chuck, I was like, "OMG I LOVE CAKE." Heck yes.

[ButterFingers7531]

I want a girl who likes guns, computers, sports, outdoors, EPICNESS, food, TV, video games, and explosives.

[SuperHarrypotterrock]

@ButterFingers7531 i'll be that girl

[ButterFingers7531]

Da beat is EPIC

[jessiecombs2512]

This is the best song they pay at P.F. Changs

[Marquito467]

i want a girl with a short ego and a loooong sandwich...

[TheAtheistSuperhero]

i want a girl who wants to have a threesome with mary jane

[Aldron93]

there are 96 people who like girls with long skirts and short jackets

[TheConfessorRahl]

So wait. People find this song and first think, "Chuck"? That makes me kind of sad. And makes me feel kind of old. ._.

[AnjoDeGuardaThe4th]

I like big cakes and i cannot lie, all you m''''f'''kers can't deny!

[iLUVSCENEBITCHES]

this cake is no lie.

[zabuza6060]

i want a girl thats not a bitch. i didnt intend for that to ryme to the song... i just dont want a bitch.

[DrIceFlims]

@zabuza6060 no body does

[bartmanthebully]

I want a girl who watches Chuck! 

[rocnaymo]

chuck!!!

[muellsknr]

Cake is a lie

[Faioliama]

LISTENING TO THIS BECAUSE I MISS CHUCK *all my cries*

[NightTimeDay]

I want a girl who likes cake.

[mcurran456]

@NightTimeDay I found one :)

[FurryCanine]

@NightTimeDay thats easy, just find the nearest fat chick

[iaianimedot1317]

@FurryCanine that's mean

[guineapigmadness]

@NightTimeDay ...like a fatty?

[1234watsup4321]

the internet version:"i wanna girl who sleeps in the kitchen, i wanna girl who makes good sandwiches"

[vitriolicAmaranth]

@1234watsup4321 *naked sammiches

The internet likes its bwebs.

[LoveYaSteph]

@1234watsup4321 With a short head and looooooooooooooooong sandwiches.

[knener432]

LIKE THIS COMMENT NOW

(you have to its all in caps)

[gta4man101]

@ledzepchick99 you complian about comment whores but you yourself are posting a chain comment.

[heart138beats]

wow cool!!!

[rogierverhagen]

BTW, awesome song. I know it from chuck which is also Awesome

[rogierverhagen]

@xeropressure dude fuck off, if you just didn't get the joke, which must be so because else you would like the joke, just shut up and let people have there fun, what's it to you what jokes other make. Just simply f*ck off

[428cougar]

theres inuendo of t-girls here.....great song tho...I wanna girl with longggggg...nevermind

[OpanBrain]

How about you suck my chode and shove that sandwich up your anus. (:

[pinoyfishfillet]

I want a girl who stays in the kitchen making sandwiches

[MrLoadingscreen]

@pinoyfishfillet lolsofhunnay.

[electroviolet]

Chuck sent me here. :3

[michael85825]

muito bom !

[maromo1]

Almost as good as WeirdAl version.

[mortal295936cl]

i LOVE this SONG!!!!!

[Culpherus1]

Lol you are all mad cause i have the top comment. ^.^

[CanadaMunro]

Waitress <3

[ghter05]

Are they talkin' about Sarah or Verbanski?

[kagumi15]

Homestuck sended me here.

I'm so happy for that.

[pixelwaregames]

@kagumi15

A homestuck fan! *INSERT GIDDYNESS*

[HarajukuLoversMusic]

@pixelwaregames

Did you say Homestuck? :D *fandom*

[mondaywar]

stevie ray vaugn rip

[Cman9330]

@megagratz that's the point. All u see is legs.

[Nadi7y]

@nicolasdagenai yeah, me too.

[imachavel]

with the right allocations, who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. i want a girl with the short skirt, and a looooooong jacket. i want a girl who gets up early, i want a girl who stays up late. who uses a machete to cut through red tape, with finger nails that shine like justice. she is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack, she is touring the facility and picking up slack. i want a girl with a smooth liquidation, i want a girl with good dividends. at city bank we will meet accidentally

[Nadi7y]

Chuck .. Chuck .. that amazing intro.

[nicolasdagenai]

@Nadi7y dude i was watching this show like 12 second ago !!

[Po0bea32]

i used to be black, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Nphektatlivedotnl]

Needs more cowbell.

[ronaldweasley100]

I think I just found my new favorite band. How come I've never heard of them until that new episode of Neurotically Yours?

[MegaGratz]

How can he see the the short skirt under a long jacket?

[lidewijbi]

@MegaGratz What if the jacket is open? ;)

[hidd3nkillr45]

I first herd this in Chuck:P

[xWildWarPig]

@hidd3nkillr45 MOST EPIC SHOW EVER(:

[teacupsandsailboats]

@hidd3nkillr45 Pardon the pun :P

[inferno526]

@hidd3nkillr45 Asshole.

[hidd3nkillr45]

@inferno526 k

[witeksworld]

@ReminiscingLove4 Im hip then.

[1littlehaiti]

@witeksworld yes u r

[saturnrings123]

whats chuck?

[Poofynut]

@saturnrings123 super awesome amazing show.

[mourningdove77]

Thumbs up if you're waaaaay hipper than anyone who even thought about being alive. Fuck yeah, bitches.

[ReminiscingLove4]

@mourningdove77 Hip people don't thumbs up.

[Odoxify]

@culpherus1 srry about that man. I swear if i had a nickle for every time i accidentally shot a dumb ass I wouldn't have to waste my free time reading stupid ass comments.

[mikemike101999]

@Odoxify if i had a nickle for every time i sweard i whold have 1 billion billers

[chemicalplain]

@Culpherus1 I used to want to get slapped in the jawn but then I learned not to make stupid jokes.

[pinkconverse84]

This song always puts me in a better mood :)

[gnardog777]

the second i heard this, i was like CHUCK

[Dynospazllantastic]

@gnardog777 same. i fucking miss that show. haven't watched it in forever :l

[Monkeygirl2398]

I f***in love the gorillaz!!!

[sugarsweetization]

Gawsh.

[TeamJacobFan987]

Pandora introduced me to this song... oh wait I really dont give a shit where everyone heard it

[Mrlob5ter15]

@TeamJacobFan987 I heard it before Pandora but my pandora plays it a lot too. Listen Gorillaz radio you'll get badass songs from every genre.

[S0TMology]

I used to love cake. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ThatsNeat0h]

I'm a girl, and this song inspires me.

[LIV2500]

I want a girl who will make a sandwich...

But we can't all have what we want...

[tacotyrant]

i have a white Chrysler Imperial



[riodragon]

This bad is a lie. But they're a good-sounding lie.

[spinningaces]

I wana girl who will give me cake. now.

[TheKjinh]

CHUCKKKK

[bubu2948]

Chuck rulez !

[brunhoberbass]

they should have been named pie. pie is much tastier than cake.

[9144386]

@brunhoberbass fuck no cake ftw

[Tomdamom]

I want a girl with no skirt and no jacket :)

[BFMBomb]

any girl that drives a Chrysler is A OK in my book

[strongbadjorbz]

needs more cowbell

[dubelj]

the song sounds greatt.. the lyrics and vocals are terrible though..

[smileypaige12]

@dubelj You sir, just contradicted yourself.

[TunaULove]

this song makes my life worth while

[Culpherus1]

I used to want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[formage7]

@Culpherus1 Its in the knee. Kthxbai.

[Culpherus1]

@formage7 think i care?

[formage7]

@Culpherus1 umad?

[themaninthetrilby]

@formage7 WRONG.

[MrReviewtime]

@Culpherus1 Skyrim for the win?

[NDIT54]

@Culpherus1 I used to think everyone on youtube was a little kid, but then.. oh wait everyone on youtube is a little kid.

[AwakenlDemon]

@Culpherus1 i am getting tired of this "joke"

[FlyingGold]

@Culpherus1 lol piece of shit. fuck you

[treesplitters]

i used to have a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, then i took an arrow to the knee

[Poofynut]

@treesplitters lol, she left you cause you were a pussy. jks

[wild8900]

@Culpherus1 Arrow to the knee jokes are not funny and never where you stupid faggot piece of shit.

[KenMarblecake]

@wild8900 I think this is hilarious.

[xeropressure]

@Culpherus1 People like you need to die a slow painful death that lasts about a week of nothing but agony and screams. Arrow to the knee jokes were never funny and you are a fucking sheep.

[OnAvids]

@Culpherus1  go fuck ur self with that arrow pls..

[TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

Where does one purchase such a nail polish that will shine like justice?

[CrystalAnn719]

@savoystylo What tv shows?

[DutchApproach]

@CrystalAnn719 For instance: Chuck

[Avataryoutuification]

@DutchApproach I love chuck.

[deadpeasantmoon]

@savoystylo Thumbs up if you're mature enough to disregard how arbitrarily better your way of finding bands is than that of other persons, considering there are countless bands to discover. The source and seniority of listening to them does not cause you to be more loyal; at most just lucky.

[xxxllamaturtlexxx]

@savoystylo jesus who gives 2 shits...

[Whyyousuchadumbbutt]

@savoystylo Fuck off with that "I was here first shit"

[FluffySweetsandCake]

@savoystylo it's in shows and movies?!

[SHADOWStar9100]

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

[DuckaOFFICIAL]

Thumbs Up If You Came Here From Stumbleupon!

[SonioslawaPL]

od Włodka :D

[VehnNarn]

this song is just perfect.

[waldo899cp]

Luv this song xD me and my uncle were singing this xD

[MelomanLT]

@WeThrowPlano this song is perfect for my meth test

[jdm6446]

@MelomanLT this song is perfect for my meth teeth

[paintthesky13]

what do you think cake would do if they found a girl with a long skirt and a short jacket?

[WeThrowPlano]

this song is perfect for taking my math test

[aaronpackers]

Can people just stop begging for thumbs up/likes?

[jakybaby111]

like this if you found this song bc of chuck and YOU JUST DON'T CARE

[a4anonymous]

who the fuck is Chuck and why does everyone keep commenting about him? like, seriously, I don't know.

[FuturamaGuy]

@a4anonymous It's a TV show.

[WeThrowPlano]

@a4anonymous lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllllll

[cristiws2]

@a4anonymous it's a telefilm

[cristiws2]

@cristiws2 i'm sorry: it's a freaking awesome telefilm

[jphizzle011]

Awesome finally found the theme song for chuck!

[1emailer]

no one should be getting ad revenue off this.

[ogdh90]

Match of the Day 2 anyone?

[Mariahrae021]

Is there really a store called the Buy More???

[WeThrowPlano]

@Mariahrae021 if there was that would be fucking awsome

y doesnt any1 name there store that?

[quaidnomore]

this is a song that all the girls who work at Goldfingers should dance to!

[kathrynalexandra]

who the eff is chuck?

[nightmarenet]

This is my favorite song

[Ylenia2805]

La Sigla Di Chuck *_________________*

[MrSexymander]

are they talking about a prostitute? just asking...

[EastmanFilm]

I don't get all the hate against Chuck. In my own opinion, the show sucks. But at least it introduces a ton of people to a great band.

[RedneckNoob]

What's Chuck?

[PhantomTa2]

I didn't realise this was actually a song. I'd heard it on Chuck, (obviously), but thought it was just a theme jingle. Then I heard it on The Change Up....so STFU to the haters, does it really matter WHERE we heard the song?

[nicholassan]

Chuck brought me here dang it, and i dont care what u haters say!!

[kooora18]

I hear this on Match Of The Day.

[PrivateSchemers1]

Chuck sucks.

[HenkjanSmit3]

This song makes me think of Sarah Walker :P

[sjonak1]

@HenkjanSmit3 Im think of Abby sciuto every time i hear this song!!!

[sjonak1]

@sjonak1 I*

[darksideofearth1]

@HenkjanSmit3 Sexiest russian I believe ive ever seen.

[jimmyjimbo72]

@darksideofearth1 She's Australian, but has Polish parents :)

[inferno526]

@HenkjanSmit3 So bad.

[JeisinX]

Thumbs up if you don't give a shit where someone heard the song first, because no matter where it was, the song is still awesome.

[Empathenosis]

What is chuck? o,o

[yoyobunny13]

@Empathenosis This show that went on for awhile, well it still might be going idk. Any way in the intro to the song they had this song playing in the background.

[UtahMike41]

What's the point of her wearing a short skirt if she is wearing a long jacket? Maybe the anticipation of her legs suddenly appearing is what does it. *shrugs*

[Leaviel]

@UtahMike41 it makes you feel like a badass. trust me.

and it looks cool.

[JavitozZz21]

Thumps up if you know this song before "Chuck"!!

[Mariahrae021]

Chuckk!!!

[inferno526]

@Mariahrae021 No.

[FreeFlores]

tabs please

[latenightlogic]

The hays and ho's, the trumpet, the monologe, the bassline... Freak me sideways what a song.

[am8695]

CHUCK sent me here...i LOVE CHUCK and i want CHUCK 6,7,8,9,10,11,12........!!!

[ThePunk39]

@xCombatxFreaKx are you sure your not talking about a gay guy.