Michael Jackson Death Jokes

[UberGamer1030]

Might as well not make this video are people are gonna troll you for making jokes about a guy who probably doesn't care about jokes that are about him. >.<

[2999michaeljackson]

These 'Jokes' if thats what you wanna call them arent even funny? How dare you disrespect such an angel <3 ILY Michael <3 

[JaxyIrma]

for a God sake,have some respect for the man, if u don't have any respect cause he's dead,then u should at least show some respect cause he's older than you. 

[ZoidWarrior999]

what a pathetic troll..heehee..get that med thing right..youre making a fool outta yourself,,lolol

[TrueWise7]

The joke is on you, because your video is corny and you've got less than 100 subscribers to your channel.

[boboj345]

@TrueWise7

The joke's on you for being a fucking nigger

[IWillAlwaysBeAround]

Yeah he was the most famous most influential person in the whole world. I'm sure that one ignorant person is reeeealy important to him. Don't get mad at this guy, just laugh at him/her.

[TheLightningSaix]

@IWillAlwaysBeAround music wise, michael jackson is a speck compared to the beatles

[menumber81]

who is that at the end

[bradtolbert7]

this video wouldnt be so bad if all the jokes sucked ass

[cynthiabaudino]

to mj enemies...fuck your children

[klever65]

@cynthiabaudino lol nice joke btw add me as a friend

[reviloredrab]

michael jackson skin ripped off eaten his kinds beaten untill they are dead and not molested anymore

[shawty25mj]

omg mock the dead

youll soon be dead -.-

[NorweganWood]

Not Cool man, not cool

[pompeyboi1997]

lol !

[lu4y4pants]

To the whiners: He's dead, get over it.

[shawty25mj]

@lu4y4pants but hes still alive in our hearts

[lu4y4pants]

@shawty25mj *shrugs* People who sometimes tell MJ death jokes say them to feel better and to accept the death. I'm not trying to insult you, but being gloomy about something for a long time can have negative effects. Either way, thank you for not making your reply a hate comment.

[shawty25mj]

@lu4y4pants yeah i get what your saying

[lu4y4pants]

3:10 He actually did say that in an interview.

*laughs* Good video.

[SarraRox101]

ok look you fukkin whor i dont giv a fukkin shit what ur talking about becuz Micheal Jackson was a kool person and no one could actually actually proove that he raped anyone! People talked about it 4 a long time so maybe you should get ur head out of the damn toilet and listen to whats going on

[livvykoegler]

This is disgusting and ignorant and very disrespectful. Get A LIFE!

[MJandST2926]

2:42 This is now what I say when I tell people to shut up. "Quiet! I'm counting my ABC's!" And it's because I saw this!

[FangPrincess]

Can we just let the man die already? Every video with something about MJ on, be it good or bad, starts an arguement, so can we just LET THE MAN DIE!?

[jasminedavis94]

THIS SHYT IS SO IGNORANT...U MUST HAVE NO LYFE IF ALL U DO IS TALK SHYT BOUT MICHAEL JACKSON THE KING OF POP...PPL NEED 2 STOP SAYIN MJ RAPED LIL BOYS BCUZ IT AINT TRUE...NOTHING IS WRONG WITH SHARING UR BED AS LONG AS UR NOT DOIN ANYTHING OR IF U WAS SLEEPIN ON DHA FLOOR...THIS IS BULLSHYT...MICHAEL UR DHA BEST ND PPL ARE SO FUCKIN JEALOUS DAT THEY MAKE JOKES ND THINK THEY ARE DHA SHYT...THEY HAVE NO LIFE...THEY ARE LOSERS

[jb345bobo]

@jasminedavis94

U MAD ?

[jasminedavis94]

@jb345bobo no im not mad its just ignorant 2 talk about tha best man after he died

[jb345bobo]

@jasminedavis94

But he sucked ??!!!??

[jasminedavis94]

@jb345bobo if he sucked thats ur opinion nd ppl dnt have 2 make jokes about him and his death

[jb345bobo]

@jasminedavis94

Freedom of speech, fuckyeah1!!!!!

[jasminedavis94]

@jb345bobo ok im done wid u ignorant people

[jasminedavis94]

@jb345bobo u dnt kno that 4 sure

[MJ4everTheKing]

@jb345bobo thats not Freedom of Speech you dumbass fuck!!

[jb345bobo]

@MJ4everTheKing

Alright, if I cannot say anything about Michael Nonce Jackson, how would that be freedom of speech ?

[OctoMoose]

@jasminedavis94 Now his "fans" defend him. name one news channel that did not refer to him as wacko. He was a pervert and a freak.At one point he made good music. that is all

[jasminedavis94]

@OctoMoose i kno the news called him wacko bt tht is his personal life nd they shouldn't hve been in it...he still made good music

[OctoMoose]

@jasminedavis94 explain the wine ,the porn and the sleep overs. if that does not constitute a reason for public ridicule what does?

[shawty25mj]

@OctoMoose THE MEDIA IS A FUCKING LIE ALL THEY DO IS EXPLOID PEOPLE GOSH YOU ARE REA: SMART TO NOT KNOW THAT

[coop2729]

@jasminedavis94 Dude he touched little boys, that happened...

[shawty25mj]

@coop2729 he did wheres the proof?

[DutchDissaster]

fuck his death! even a year after he died you can hear his sucky music on every radio station

[shawty25mj]

@DutchDissaster sucky? lol well you suck at hearing then

[jb345bobo]

@Renesmee131

Oh boohoo.

[justiceformjackson]

That a buch of losers you are, REPORT!!

[jb345bobo]

@justiceformjackson

Yeah, cause that´s gonna bring him back to life.

[mzsassy267]

this is sad because he was the king of pop he is the best singer ever.

[jb345bobo]

I've just received a message from Michael Jackson. He hates every single one of you.

[Pentdad]

These jokes are terrible.

[missmichaeljacksonxx]

some of the jokes were stupid and the monkry from family guy lol and at the end the picture was soo rong lol lmfao!!!!

[LizzyTheHobo]

stop cussing at the guy who made the video, everyone is always going to make fun of MJ ok? I am a fan too, but u can't stop people from making fun of MJ or other people. Peple make fun of people everyday cuz of their looks,race,and/or other stuff like that. Just leave people alone if u keep giving people anger and other stuff then they will keep doing it cuz they want to see pain. So just stop cussing at people and just don't watch the video. Thank you

[DadidiWTF]

FuCKING NIGGERS

[hunthell]

@jb345bobo

just lurked to this video. this is definite winrar.

[HeartsofGold68]

this is sick man just sick. what about his family seeing this?

[jb345bobo]

@HeartsofGold68

That was my goal. Can someone mail it to them ?

[michaelforever84]

Just had to say what a COMPLETE LOSER U are!!!! You are a nobody, MJ will be remembered til the end of time, nothing you can say or do will ever change that, GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try doing something constructive with your time, like I dont know..... Getting an education! MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE KING, HE WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON!!! WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON

[zechario]

lmfao , your a peice of shit. dumbass must spent a whole 2 months thinkinq of thoes wack ass jokes! lmfao was this really supposed to be funny ? bkus it seems like your beinq an ass. aha, your turns comminq. rip mj<3 and to the jackasses he did more thinqs to help people then to hurt them. the dumbass lil boy who he "raped" even came out and said his dad made him say mj did it just so they could get money! wow your a dumbass and to you RIH -rest in hell.

rip mj<3 we love you

[hunthell]

@zechario you have got to be kidding...he didn't make up all of those jokes. stop being a dumbass, pull your head out of your ass, and realize the beauty that is the cancer of the internet. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, then go die in a fire.

[lancersrule65]

vid = winrar

[NorweganWood]

Hun this is a piece of utter shit... those ain't even funny, not even almost so.. do me a favor, sweet

Get a life :)

[NorweganWood]

Hun this is a piece of utter shit... those ain't even funny, not even almost so.. do me a favor, sweet

Get a life :)

[lib645]

WOW! What a life! YOU, WHOEVER MADE THIS VIDEO needs a life, like a education and some disclipline. This is how YOU spend your time? What a waste! If you don't like MJ, than move on...I mean... REALLY...You are making a fool out of yourself...

[Italyryan]

@lib645 you need a life all your commets on on MJ vids wtf do you get a hard on righting the wrongs of Mj's repution. YOU need to get a life i mean COME ON get over your MJ wired thing.

[1111arn]

RIP... rest in PAIN!!!!!

[TWAADE19]

who ever made this video needs to eat shit and die!! PERIOD!!

[RALFiiMJ]

ahhh fuck u , this vid is wack lmaooo thts whts funny

[dimondrw]

firstly the jokes mad no sense and they weren't funny at all..and secondly it's not right to make fun of him. Gosh dont hate on Michael...R.I.P. MJ you are missed

[TyTheSmoothCriminal]

This is so mean, I mean come one, leave him alone! He was a beautiful, kind, and a perfect person, what are you two?

[maxptyson]

@TyTheSmoothCriminal There is no such thing as a perfect human being. You know that intellectually don't you? You enjoyed Michael Jackson's music, so did I. But can we pretend to know anything more than that.

[gogolegogeek]

ROFL

[Noahkayne]

Wow, not funny. Doesn't matter if the video was for entertainment. Not cool.

[theonenamedJAC]

i feel so bad for laughing

[ku53v]

hes burning in hell like the faggot he is

[dimondrw]

@ku53v ur such an ass...Michael did nothing and he's not a faggot, u r! He's innocent until found guilty..R.I.P michael..luv ya

[maxptyson]

@ku53v If you feared there were really a hell, you would be nicer for fear of ending up there yourself.

[ku53v]

@maxptyson

im not a child abuser faggot

[maxptyson]

@ku53v No, you're obviously a genius.

[Falkon36]

3:50 o.O

[zambrotaa2558]

Dont make fun of the Dead cos u will also die.

[jb345bobo]

Let's hope so. Because we don't really live on a nice planet now do we ?

[cjrock121]

@jb345bobo i agree man

[MF0TY]

@zambrotaa2558 MIKEL JACKSON WAS A PEDO LOLOLOLOL Hmm whats this I'm still not dead? :D

[AaronPr19]

why does Michael Jackson always finish last? because he likes to cum in a little behind!

[MrPsychoLogik]

@MrNoobanater, so you only like little kids then? Since they were the only ones loving M.J.

[TheMoVi3Fr3Ak]

You fuckin assholes need to get a fucking damn shit life!! Seriously cuz it's not cool making fun of a great man who all he did was help the world and make it better. Your doing is bullshit no ONE cares and is a bunch of stupid damn fucking lies!!

And you know it so don't be saying shit that you think is true. you whores need someone else to pick on but don't hate on mj. You can't realize what's fucking true from fake.

You mothafuckin ass pussy!!!

[jb345bobo]

U mad ?

[maxptyson]

@jb345bobo Now that was funny.

[maxptyson]

@TheMoVi3Fr3Ak I'll bet you watched the whole thing, didn't you?

[cjrock121]

@TheMoVi3Fr3Ak little mad there bud? like to no how u found this ? oviously u was looking for this shit so ur not really 1 to tlk and how do u no what other ppl think? and u need to learn to swear what are u fucking 5? stupid retard

[Lovz2killz]

@TheMoVi3Fr3Ak "You can't realize what's fucking true from fake." we all know his face is fake

[MultiCunto]

@TheMoVi3Fr3Ak He was not a great man

[MultiCunto]

@TheMoVi3Fr3Ak He was NOT a great man !

[MultiCunto]

@TheMoVi3Fr3Ak He was NOT a great man !

p.s

Why was michael jackson so confident that he would win his court case?

He always feels a little cocky

[JusticeForMJ]

Have some damn respect at least.

[ftwrunescapedude1]

he started to listen to his songs and his heart stopped "Not meant in a bad way"

[Sugarlandjackson]

Dude these jokes are lame.........And I'm ashamed of you for making fun of him >(

[downgreyd33]

Stupid.

[santa6688]

That's just terrible.

[Link6002]

Bastard I hope he haunts you

[dinamitedylan]

oh michael jackson was brilliant he was a heart stopper.

sorry had to say that

[MrNoobanater]

can people or dirty celeberties stop making jokes of the king of pop. they must b retads. don't like mj haters. i like mj lovers. get rid of this vid not funny. wot funny is. u retads who created this video i got to say it really suck. not funny. no good to read the jokes. and why the jokes has to be racist...

[Vegheadsrock]

RIP KING OF POP. SECOND TO NOBODY.

[salamileilani]

ohh! and he didnt die a woman soo YEA!!

[salamileilani]

he doesnt rape little boys god u guys dont know enything about him god

[TheAkubli92]

you are going to hell.

[Jcena2485]

just shut the fuck up you dumb mother fuckers dont come her and complain cause y the fuck did u even click on the vid if u didnt want 2 see the video...cause your stupid as fuck

[mdwoods1000]

This shit is SAD!!!! How can YouTube even allow this bullshit to be uploaded! What pitiful soul made this cause I'd REALLY like to know! That's fine though because I hope your death is 10 times worser and 50 times more painful than MJ's! Remember now, we all got to die one day just like MJ did! Your ass could be hit by a bus and burned alive and if that happens then I'd post a vid about it! You know, just to get a few laughs because making fun of a person's death is funny, NO, I think NOT!

[rosalianolo]

how can people joke about another persons death? i just dont understand why that seems ok to some people. he delt with enough in his life so why is it so cool to joke about his death? this is wrong. this is horrible

[stugk8]

first of all all your stupid ass jokes are wack you fuck ....if you hate michael jackson soo much why do u look like him i saw ur picture on myspace so shut the fuck up you stupid ass your probably one of those 40 year old virgins with no life you stupid fuck oops i forgot the er  FUCKER ! u smell like shit the end

[MetalHospital92]

1: just before MJ died he was caught blowing bubbles

2: his ashes will be scated at a local sand pit so he can still get inside boys pants

[luvmichaeljackson22]

dude not funny. the man is dead, let him rest in peace!! making it when he was alive is 1 thing, but when hes dead?!!? not cool at all =\

[cjrock121]

@luvmichaeljackson22 what u gonna go dig him up and tell him?

[lu4y4pants]

@luvmichaeljackson22 I think tat's a form of hypocrisy.

[MF0TY]

@luvmichaeljackson22 Thats you're opinion me and Jb are entitled to ours as well, no one is forcing you to watch this video so please gtfo. We can laugh at this if we want. We have a right to make fun of him as much as you do to bitch I suppose though so bitch away I guess, wont do any good though. And the jokes were poorly made I've seen a lot better.

[shawty25mj]

@MF0TY what gives you the right to laugh at a dead man?

i thought so

[MF0TY]

@shawty25mj My sense of humor and freedom of thought/ speech, just as much as you have a right to be an easily offended whiny bitch. :D He had some talent as a musician though I was not a fan of his music and he was a talented dancer, but jokes about him are just funny. Laugh at me when I'm dead for stupid shit I did or stupid shit people think I did, I could care less, because unlike you I'm not overly sensitive with mental problems.

[shawty25mj]

@MF0TY mental problems? nah im just saying it messed up laughing at a dead man =/ dont you think?

[MF0TY]

@shawty25mj maybe if the jokes are retarded like the ones in this video than yes its's messed up to have such a terrible sense of humor, but you have to admit at least some of the mj jokes are funny, I can understand you find it offensive sense you were obviously a fan of his and I don't mean to offend you. Some of these jokes however were funny, even when he was alive.

[shawty25mj]

@MF0TY well i agree with you there anyways sorry if i overeacted

[aydenwheeler]

the smooth criminal I heard was, you've been hit by, you've been struck by your left ventricle (a part of your heart) I think that's better

[sircrazyhead]

I have a good joke :D

What is the diffrence between michael jackson and a ps3?

Nothing their both made of plastic and little boys turn them on

[aydenwheeler]

its what do an xbox 360 and Michael Jackson have in common? they both are plastic get turned on by kids and they both come in black or white

[gangstajacy]

@aydenwheeler HA good one lol

[XoXeverytimeidieXoX]

I got a few laughs ... but most of them were the same

[koandcd]

BEAST

[619WestDCoasxtPop619]

Mj is gay but wtf those are like retarted and stu ur not gangster stupid wiger

[cool40999]

fuck u i wish u die today

[Slic3R1]

wow those jokes were lame as your mother in my bed and no i don't support MJ in any way

[brasshandmartialarts]

this is pretty stupid. Maybe it would be more humourous if it were about you...

[jordanpmOFFICIAL]

Okay, you got your attention. Now grow up and grow some balls? Don't be ignorant and post this crap. I'ma say the same thing to you if you die. this is cruel.

[IVH93]

Funny if you're like six years old and ignorant...

[ashwingovender123]

your video is a piece of shit. that is all..

[AMSnofozone]

this must be pretty funny to 7 year olds ...

[ZamorakPwnzSaradomin]

i didint laugh once at these....

[MrUnsaved]

diana12367

you sick little MJ cum bucket.

[diana12367]

how is my video gay and how was it removed tell me you WANKER

[MrUnsaved]

your a boring little abotion afterthought.

your parents must be so dissapointed in you. Im sure clothes hanger came to mind when you were concieved. Enjoy the MJ jokes and i would plan on backing up the info on mommys computer, you never know how those pesky viruses get in. tata.

[diana12367]

fuck you fuck you ya little WANKER and my parents a very proud of me your are a FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT AND THIS IS MT LAPTOP BASTERD

[MrUnsaved]

someone is getting a little pissed. How much will it cost mommy to get your laptop system reloaded?

[diana12367]

How the fuck did i manage to get into a fight wwith an 8 year old ?

[MrUnsaved]

LOL...i was saying the same thing. To bad you have to come on here and dissrespect other peoples views and opinions on somthing. MJ is DEAD get over it. If you dont like the jokes ....dont come here....simple solution. Even a retard like diana should be able to figure that out.

[MrUnsaved]

Good bye you smelly sticky fingered little cum whore. Im done with you and youtube. you losers need to get a life,

[diana12367]

fuck you

[MrUnsaved]

mmmmmm. no thanks your not my type.

[diana12367]

You are very mean no1 likes you

[MrUnsaved]

Big fucking deal.

[MrUnsaved]

ww. free2g1c. com

[joshuaswecker]

fuck what everyone elese say dude this video was the funiest shit i ever seen great job :)

[TheMissMoonwalker]

Have some respect,that's not funny!

[MrUnsaved]

death does not earn respect

[chocolatemilk247]

not funny

[MrUnsaved]

diana12367

whats a basterd? is it a fish poop?

[fballplayer44]

fuck u and I'm not saying this cause I'm a Michael Jackson fan it's because these jokes suck

[MuchaelJackson]

fuck you, not funny? ok.

fuck his haters to

MJ RIP! :// <3

[MrUnsaved]

I bet you would prefer the dead michael stiffy. I hear its detachable, just like his nose. Imagine that mix up before a concert.

[cloud4527]

bravo...bravo, 5/5

[diana12367]

what the hell those jokes weren't even funny that was just sad :( how could you be so heartless >:( FUCK ALL THE PROPLE WHO HAVE MADE FUN OF MJ

YOU ALL SUCK

[MrUnsaved]

diana12367:

can u explain in detail what it is we suck and how we suck it?

better yet tell us how you would suck it. I hope there is no buck teeth involved.

[diana12367]

OH FUCK OFF..... who asked you to be such a basterd and nobodt asked you to be so mean about me :) what did i do to you well... tell me

[MrUnsaved]

Look at your last comment and ask me that again. Ive made fun of your sorry ass MJ. So now you want me to fuck off. Do you plan on joining me? will you need lubricant? have you ever been donkey punched?

[diana12367]

FINE I WILL SAY IT TO YOU AGAIN OH FUCK OFF..... who asked you to be such a basterd and nobody asked you to be so mean about me :) what did i do to you well... tell me >:( P.S YOU ARE A DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER AND THOSE JOKES ARE JUST SAD THEY ARE SO NOT FUCKING FUNNY

[MrUnsaved]

i think your foul language just made dead MJ cry. He would be so ashamed of you. And you call yourself a fan....what a pitty.

donky raping shit eater........that is some imagination you have, your sick!

[diana12367]

Im only using foul langue because im defending my insperation and yes i do have some imagination because im 11 BASTERD

[MrUnsaved]

again with the basterd.....i was guessing 8 by the tone. and the fact that you dont get it. Your mind comes up with donkey raping shit eater? You have serious problems kid.

Tell us...were you touched by MJ's music?

Or were you just touched by MJ?

[MrUnsaved]

fuck you too you sorry little bitch.

[diana12367]

I AM PISSED OFF FUCK U BASTERD

[MrUnsaved]

go piss in a toilet you slob.

basterd?

I guess i should tell you its bastard not basterd.

you stupid bitch.