The Fries Will Never Be Ready

[DThinkinHumanBean]

I wish this had been a skit, because even those 4 seconds were hilarious! Imagine what 4 minutes would have been like?

[pickledtochus]

The fries will never be ready until the cook takes an arrow in the knee.

[imchepasable]

Shit, he looks like Tim Minchin.

[imcrushingyourhead7]

169 people got there fries ready.. that was poor dude, i'd rather watch milk curdle in a glass then see 0:04 seconds of Dave yelling "the fries are not ready!"

[psydrummerhead]

The Joker?

[litherabbit]

Something about fries and how they'll never be ready.

[infinitelola]

this is a kith skit? boo! fail.

[bheddon]

Why was this video made?

[calimarishefebeash]

Those fries you wanted, they'll never be ready.

[jaydeebee114]

@TighelanderII And here I thought I was the only one!! I always thought he reminded me of Pete Campbell a little bit.

[Jcolinsol]

Francis E. Dec esquire

[DumDumShow]

this is f'n classic!

[MatinaOmbra]

Erect nipples!

[Bacon4Rashers]

Who this guy Brian Candy is he related to John Candy?

[MatinaOmbra]

@Bacon4Rashers It's Brain Candy, not Brian Candy. This is an outtake of David Foley that didn't make into the movie Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. Dweeb!

[brianwesley28]

Captain Pike agreed with two beeps that their fries will never be ready. Their fries will never be ready.

[indigocrush]

34 people want their fries. It ain't gonna happen.

[dejahthoris]

@indigocrush Their fries will NEVER be ready

[Geert365]

It is a declaration of the untruthfulness of facts. Wauw, i am just, so dead on.

[Jrivel]

"The ICE is gonna BREAK!"

[dcbandnerd]

But...I want my fries. :-(

[softcelltainted22]

i loved Brain Candy- i have no idea where this would fit... but it would have made me laugh even more.

[TighelanderII]

The guy from "Mad Men" reminds me of Dave.

[evillaugher]

@TighelanderII I always thought he seemed familiar, and now I know why.

[CobraXHrdRckr]

Yeah, where is the whole thing? Nevertheless, I did replay this over and over....hahahahahahaaha! Ah Dave.

[brianwesley28]

@CobraXHrdRckr

Oh, I did the same. lol. I played it over and over, again. Solid gold. So funny. lol

[lavinder11]

I don't know why I find this funny. It's got to be the wig!

[dmanstoit]

lmao

[dustinrlawrence]

johnny depp?? lol jk

[screamwriter1]

Hey if you are a big fan there is a Braincandy workprint in newsgroups that is a lot longer and has a lot more Dave.

[jedinyt1]

This was not a skit. This was an out-take from KITH: Brain Candy. This particular scene was shown in the HBO "making of" special.

[cosmicorder2]

That clears up some confusion but I don't think it will stop people from looking.

[FireMyCat]

THE WHOLE SKIT! can anyone post the whole skit?

[HomemadePillowWings]

Hey I just posted this whole skit and some of the deleted scenes from the movie. It's not the greatest quality though because it's from their workprint.

[Kaiamara]

This is Kids in the Hall, it's from a scene from their film Brain Candy. It's probably uploaded on the internet somewhere.

[staci123player]

would of been hilarious

if the mc donalds person just said that to me today

ahahaha

[Scrumpilump2000]

They ought to make another movie. I know the first one tanked but, come on, Dave can help write this one and that'll help.

[torgosassistant]

MORE BRAIN CANDY CLIPS!!!

[rlj1010]

download the unreleased Brain Candy Workprint, via BitTorrent, for the entire scene, among many others cut from the movie. It's great. Has many deleted subplots, and an alternate ending. Very cool. I wish they would make a special edition DVD or Blu-Ray with this stuff, but it's probably not cost effective for the studio to bother.

[mkkool64]

FRIES WILL NEVER BE READY

what?

FRIES WILL NEVER BE READY

fear this man

[jesshaus]

god dave man what the hell has happened to you, you were one of the funniest guys on earth and now you host celebrity poker

it's like a KITH sketch

[sicstyl]

Seriously!! Lawl

[infrafan]

We fans deserve a special edition of Brain Candy with all the works, including that deleted scene.

[OwlyMIrror]

And commentary!

[Crematormark]

which sketch is this from?

[randompocketsand]

what skit is this from? I dont recall it

[burn00001]

its from the movie brain candy. it got got tho with tons of other good dave foley scenes

[handtrembler]

gay

[Ultranothing]

This is not the place for you to come out of the closet. You should tell your parents first.

[pandananas]

ohmy the crazyness in his eyes -priceless

[Ddugand]

I feel his pain....

[eliinnos]

Haha ^^

[corey2112]

lol wtf

[scallywag86]

work in fast food...wish I could say this

[lovecraft231]

Fine then, I'll just go somewhere else Dave.

[Crematormark]

NEVER BE READY!

[TomMSTie]

I really REALLY wish I could find this on DVD.

[emulee]

ebay

[TomMSTie]

No credit = no paypal = no ebay.

[mandurox]

what movie is this from? or got cut from?

[johnowenD]

Brain candy

[mandurox]

thanks :)

[AlexandriaM]

Such a shame this got cut from the movie. Brain Candy needed more Dave.

[Bluehawk2008]

This reminds me of another dramatic line: "I'm letting the monkeys loose!"

[gregjockca3]

or... "i'm gay everybody!"

[nick03103]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life!!!!

I used to work a job like that and he looks just like I feel. That is priceless man. :D

[sexychula19]

i have a question how come they never showed this part in the movie

[idontseemtohavealife]

it got cut for some reason. it sucks though cuz its really funny

[ifightaliens]

Is it done in any context, or is this all they showed? Because if not, this could just be a funny part of an otherwise boring segment (not saying that's the deal, just trying to justify)

[sexychula19]

yea weres the whole thing i wanna see dave

[Echdrum]

oh thank you- but please add the whole thing!

[ericpalmer]

thanks for nothing!

[fairfair]

dude, go easy on him!

this is from the HBO First Look Special that included many cut scenes but usually clips only a few seconds long.