Lisa Lampanelli Part 4

[duhavifk]

they come to the house with 60 dollars less

[amyk1442]

a singa singa gooda songa LMAO

[GayUOPXBoy10]

Todd and Chad are so hawt! LOL! Too bad they're not gay! )=

[itsoscarYO]

"Talk about turning a fruit into a vegetable." LMAO! Oh my God! This bitch really pushes it to the limit! I love her!

[ginlover92545]

@itsoscarYO you forgot "eat the pussy not the pussy eat you" OMG this girl is bad LOL!!!!! she is terrible!!! :D

[rellybois]

Ew thats annoying that the gay guys were offended. That joke was SO mild compared to her usual stuff.

[jbauer72]

she's not funny. i love sarah silverman and the roast of bob saget had me howling. this bitch isn't funny. what a letdown.

[Xaddicted2piercingsX]

lmao

[cets2008]

MEALS ON WHEELS! HAHAHA

[Xeper1979]

This Bitch reminds me of ANdrew Dice clay but not as bitter just as annoying

[frenchie495]

my high school english teacher was named todd, and he had a twin brother named chad...lol

[ohsobutterfly]

meals on wheels ROFL

[Fr3shPrince09]

roflmao never sit on the front rows on her show or she will diss you! lmfaoo !! ahh 100% funniee

[comic93]

"A game of charades was fun with him huh? LMAO so wrong but funny!.

[cristoforoantonio]

as a gay man, i love this woman and even when she goes too far, she is still hilarious !!

[gr33nough]

Who cares if your gay, either you like her. or you dont.

[sassybutt32]

what is she talking about??? who got ate by a tiger???? O.o

[PolaroidSX70]

Roy Horn. :0

[Sheldonwh]

Ya notice, when she does a Black joke, she apologizes differently than when she does the gay joke. In the former, she just says "Just kidding, I love Black men." But on the "fag" joke, she basically apologizes for suggesting that the guys are gay. Very different and telling. Cuz it'd be HORRIBLE to be a "fag," right? And don't bother to respond if you disagree. I know none of you will understand this and you'll just say, "She makes fun of everyone." Use your brain. It's different.

[kdcbd867]

She doesn't have to apologize to anyone. To advocate that apologizing differently to the 'fags' is suggesting that she hates them is ludicrous. She didn't apologize to the crippled or retards so she hates them too right...?

[Sheldonwh]

Actually, Einstein, I went to see her last month in San Francisco, and she DID apologize to the blind guy and the crippled guy she made fun of. And my point is, when she calls someone who ISN"T gay a "fag," she apologizes. It's as if she thinks it's insulting to be called gay. About 99% of you do it, and you're completely blind to its meaning. It's just like when my friend gets made because people think she's a lesbian. Why get mad? Would you get made if they thought you were Jewish? Polish?

[kdcbd867]

People aren't necessarily blind to its meaning. A lot of people just are not as 'comfortable' with their sexuality and being presumed gay is an insult to them

[Sheldonwh]

What's to be "comfortable" with? That's a euphemism. What you mean is, "A lot of people are still homophobic, so you have to apologize because calling them gay is insulting to them." And that's EXACTLY my point. People like Lampanelli should stop perpetuating that feeling. She who calls people niggers shouldn't get all squeemish when it comes to people's homophobia.

[kdcbd867]

Awesome...you pointed out a euphemism...

She doesn't call white people niggers, nor points them out in a crowd and calls a black person a nigger. But she does point out people in the crowd and calls them gay, whether they are or not, she still apologizes because they may get offended.

[JM13FUNK]

well if you called a Korean ma 'Chinese", he'd get mad and you should apologize, but just cuz he gets mad doeznt mean he hates Chinese people

[Sheldonwh]

Why is this so hard for people to get? It's amazing how blind you all are. First, the point I'm making is that she stops at some point and apologizes to each group she bashes...EXCEPT the gays. Instead, she apologizes to the guys she as "accused" of being gay...as if she called them a child molester or something!

And if a guy gets truly pissed because you called him Chinese, then he IS racist against Chinese. He should just correct you and move on, not get all pissed.

[JM13FUNK]

i'm not blind at all. i didnt say anything about gayz-- i just mentioned race because you did.

most people dont care if you ask them if they're a certain race, but if you ignorantly call someone the wrong race, it's understandable to be irritated, and not racist.

i cannot say whether or not lisa lampinelli iz homophobic, and at the same time, i cant say whether or not she'z racist.

from what i've seen, sometimez she apoligizez, sometimez no.

[Clarkus76]

what standup is this from?

[Hernandez349]

take it like a man

[thekee4692]

Oh no, lmao @ turning a fruit into a vegetable, and you're supposed to eat the pussy not have the pussy eat you!!!

[oncepwnd]

NOBODYS SAFE from Lisa! hilarious stuff.

[StrawberryBigMac]

i wanna see her tear didddy a new ass hole

[chitownbound]

man fuck this soccer mom pasta dego bitch. i hope this bitch gets raped and choke to death on a 11 inch black dick.

[JackieEco]

LOL

[tdogg4575]

LMAO stroke - ahontas

[manthatyoufear777]

My English teacher's name is Todd, and he has a twin brother named Chad.

[scolton4life]

lol she is so racist, but shes funny

[pimsassy1]

holy shit... i scroll down and theres like fucking paragraphs on here just enjoy the damn jokes

[brownsugarxyz]

Meals on Wheels.. LMAO

[Ianjbrown5]

This bitch is so stupid! It's like all of sarah silverman's offensive shit w/o any of the funniness.

[KurlyQ1221]

Uhhh heres an idea jackass, if you don't like her, STAY OFF HERE PAGE!

[KurlyQ1221]

One little typo is the only mistake I made. She's not racist, she's an insult comic! She has come out and said that she isn't homophobic or racist! Hello!!!! It's called insult comedy for a reason

[sunsetgone1]

Not to be rude because you do have the right to be on any page you want but, I agree with Kurly in the way of not insulting Lisa and calling her a bitch. That just isn't needed. If you don't like her just don't say anything.

[Ianjbrown5]

I'm done responding to these comments.... If you don't see the irony of complaining about rudeness on a racist, homophobic "insult comic's" page, you're not worth the time. How bout i just call her a nigger fag instead. You guys would think that's hilarious....

[sunsetgone1]

I wasn't trying to be rude. You are the one being rude. Insult comedy isn't for everyone. I understand that.

[potion27]

This woman rocks~

Hope she comes to Tucson.

[sweetmedelchick]

i laughed my cunt off ROFLMAO

[trucx88]

my last comment was for gr33nough

[TheDopeMage]

God damn it! I wish I never talked to these fucking FREAKS! Now when I google my name (now that I`m being reported) this is the first video that fucking comes up, and the way it`s quoted makes it look like I`m saying what they are saying. Normally I don`t give a shit what people fucking do but I was drunk and felt the need to say some rude shit.

[TheBXSici1ian]

Shes great....

No Rules!!...lol

[TheDopeMage]

TransQueen1 you need to seek counseling. Holy shit! Like I said: please do us a favor and die.

[WitchOfTheEast39]

Hey Dope_ Are you saying that a white person doesn't have the right to wear chains or baggy saggin paints just becasue they were born white?! If a black person can do it, then a white person (or anyone for that matter) should be able to. Hun, we don't live in a world where what youre born determines what you can and cannot do anymore! Everyone should have a fair shot and live whatever life makes them happy reguardless of what they're born!

[TheDopeMage]

WitchOfTheEast39 you are a FUCKING MORON. You missed the entire point of what I said. I was saying that women find crossdressers who act like whores about as insulting as a black guy would find a white guy spray painting his skin black and wearing chains (as in the slave days). I wasnt talking about goths you abomination. Go watch Wizard of Oz and fuck off.

[pgy001]

TheDopeMage- Lemme interject here again, well then the women should find biological female women who dress and act like whores to be an insult to women also! Crossdressers and trannies have the right to act ANYWAY that real biological women do! And I think TransQueen is a trannie not a crossdresser!

[TransQueen1]

TheDopeMage-I HAVE saught counseling, for 2 therapist, and both diagnoised me as a femminine lesbian woman who was born in a male body. One was a GENDER THERAPIST! So I gues syou know MORE than the therapists, HUH? One of them said there would be a lot of people like YOU out there! Where did you get your degree, I'm curious!

And yes some real women DO have vids saved just like the ones I have, I know of a fem lipstick lesbian who has a favorites that is almost IDENTICAL to mine!

[gr33nough]

If your born a male... Your a fucking male...

[pgy001]

gr33nough-Simple as that, huh? Everything is one extreme or the other, there are NO inbetweens, I guess! Nothing like HATE and intolerance! Yet babies are born with every kind of birth defect immaginable, but the idea of a boy baby being born with a girls brain is OUT OF THE QUESTION, huh? During conception the idea of a baby's body developing one way and it's brain developing the other way is TOTALLY out of the question!

Just go google Gender Dysphoria, and quit acting stupid!

[gr33nough]

Whatever freak I'm not going to debate a pointless topic.

Male = Male

Female = Female

Peace.

[pgy001]

You ackonwledge the fact that there are gays, so why nbot reansgendere dpeople, I COULD say if you're born a MAN, then you are attracted to WOMEN, PERIOD! I mean if you can be born to be attracted to the same sex, then yo ucan be born with the opposite sex's BRAIN!

[gr33nough]

You arent born gay... You are born into the world with no knowledge of it at all, its how you soak up whatever. Etc= color,voice,sex,food taste...

People are born with birth defects due to blood/oxy levels, drug abuse, alchohol usage...

The point is there is no abuse you could take as an unborn child to force you torwards being homo-sexuall.

[hopefullysomedaysoon]

gr33nough is so stupid, homosexuality is genetic, this is a scientific fact in every country except the stupid fucking U.S.

[KurlyQ1221]

Omg you idiot read up on some scientific studies. Do you honestly think you're smarter than the scientists that have researched this topic. I highly, highly doubt it!

[DanTheRepairMan]

pgy001, u totally lost that argument. You god owned.

[trucx88]

we're all females in the womb...hence the nipples on ur chest...it's the man's x chromosome that makes us male...or doesn't...so maybe that's why some men r gay...gays will tell u that they liked boys when they were 5 or 6...long before puberty...i think there r far more bi-sexuals in the world...most won't admit it...they r not born bisexual, they just like sex with anyone...

[hopefullysomedaysoon]

gr33nough is highly uneducated - the World Health Organization is much smarter than you and they recognize the reality you're apparently too stupid to acknowledge.

[KurlyQ1221]

Hmmm if you were born ignorant, you're ignorant and you my friend are a perfect example of that!

[TransQueen1]

TheDopeMage-Actually as a fetish I LIKE TO BE the little, bossy, bitchy, fiesty, fiery-tempered girl who DOES the dominating and I like my bigger partner to be submissve to me! Do go ahead and say something stupid and uninformed about THAT but usually the smller weaker girl IS the one who does the dominating!

[TransQueen1]

TheDopeMage-ANd what the hell makes you think I wanna be humiliated!!? There are also tons of tiny little women who LOVE big strong muscular football player GUYS, does that mean those women what those big strong guys to HUMILIATE them!?

[sweetvain08]

hahahahahahaha she is friggin hilarious, the best, made me laugh for hours! lisa rocksssssssssssssssssss keep doing what ur doing momma! LOL

[stewthemilkfedjew]

She is sooo fucking funny!!!

[stevendecember]

i pissed my pants!

[lauriliciouz]

trannys rule hahaha and so does lisa lampanelli!

[PartyCrasher65000]

The only reason she can get away with what she says is becasue she's a WOMAN! If a man were up there talking like that he'd get his ass beat! So if you ask me she's pretty damn cowardly hiding behind that VAGINA!!!

[ganjaninja00]

andrew dice clay?

[rabiddogmaster]

She's an insult comic, she gets away with it because her audience members realize they're going to get destroyed before they go to see her.

[TransQueen1]

I bet theres a TON of security there just in case someone gets pissed!

[lake0301]

she gets away with it because of the way she delivers the comedy.she is a white woman its not really that much different. people are laughing bc she is playing on all of the stereotypes and she doesnt leave anyone out

[TransQueen1]

Hehe I haven't heard her touch on us transgendered people yet, I guess we are SO LITTLE known about she probably doesn't even know what a trans person is, like MANY PEOPLE still don't. Well actually I'm a transgendered lesbian. So I'm a bit offended that she hasn't said something about me being a straight man in drag, or a dyke with a dick, "What's the damn point in getting a sex change if I'm still gonna date women!"... LOL

[calvinjohnson4god]

There is no point. You'd probably be better off killing yourself.

[InformationOverload4]

That's intelligent!

[pgy001]

That's an intelligent open response to gender dysphoria in 2008!

[TheDopeMage]

No, you're not a 'transgendered lesbian', just a straight guy with 'castration anxiety'. Look it up before making any dumb decisions.

[TransQueen1]

Ah, wouldn't be complete without a classic comment like THIS! I LOVE when people tell me what I AM, when I'm the ONLY one who has to live in my body! And FYI I HAVE looked this up!! I've identified as a girl since I was 4 years old and I'm 27 now! 2 of my fucking psychologist diagnosed me as a TRANSGENDERED LESBIAN!! ANd I HAVE researched this! Just as there can be straight, bi and lesbian WOMAN, there can ALSO be straight, bi and lesbian TRANS-women, it's simple!

[KurlyQ1221]

You're completely right! It is absolutly nobody else's business how you live your life! You are not a freak because you are transgendered! Don't ever let anyone tell you that you are! Don't let ignorant assholes get you down!

[TransQueen1]

Also, I don't know why people have such a hard time believing transgenderism is REAL, but yet believe GAY PEOPLE are real! It's like you believe someone can be born to be attracted to the same sex, BUT someone CANNOT be born the OPPOSITE sex on the inside! It's weird! If you do think transgenderism is REAL, lemme tell ya, NOT ALL trans women are gonna be STRAIGHT! Just as there is every type of woman, there is also everytype of woman born into a male body!

[TransQueen1]

Also I here a lot of people say to straight trans-women, "You're just a gay guy!" or "You're really just a gay guy in denail and saying you wanna be a woman as a way of covering it up!" I wonder why you never hear it the OTHER WAY AROUND? Why don't people tell a gay guy, "You're just a woman on the inside!" or "You really just wanna be a woman and you're in denial about it, and saying you're a gay guy to cover up the fact you wanna be a woman!"

[TransQueen1]

But anyway I'm not happy as a guy at all, so no I'm not a straight guy, contrary to popular belief, people can be born in the wrong body, and they can be straight, gay/lesbian, or bi. Sexual prefrence has NOTHING to do with gender identity! If I lost my sexual feelings and was ASSEXUAL, I'd still be a girl inwardly!

[TheDopeMage]

Those female bodybuilders in your favs are DISGUSTING. Real women don't fav those types of videos. You're not a "transgendered lesbian", you just get off by being humiliated you sick abomination of nature. A LOT of women have told me they find your tranny kind repulsive because of your sexist portrayal of them. Imagine if some white guy spray painted his skin black and wore chains saying "Yes massa!". Same fucking thing. Please die.

[TransQueen1]

TheDopeMage-That made NO SENSE what you just said! I find size ZERO women DISGUSTING!

And I don't like to be HUMILIATED! I like to be treated GOOD! In fact I like my big strong partner to treat me like a QUEEN! And I don't have a sexist portrayl of women, I just like what I like. I've seen MANY MANY REAL FEMALE femminine "lipstick" lesbians who like big strong muscle women just like I like, I don't here anyone saying they have a sexist portrayl of women.

[TransQueen1]

TheDopeMage-Also that is a misconception that just b/c a there is a trans-woman just MUST coheer to a STRICT standard!!! Like I'm not allowed to like big, strong muscular women b/c that makes me have a "sexist portrayl of women". I'm not allowed to like women who are too femminine and cutesy b/c that means I'm just an ordinary GUY. I can't smoke a cig b/c that means I've got a lot of MAN in me. I cannot knit or croquet b/c that means I have a sexist portrayl fof women.

[pgy001]

"Imagine if some white guy spray painted his skin black and wore chains saying "Yes massa!"."

Hey everyone has a right to be happy and to live their life in a way that makes them happy and be attracted to whoever they're attracted, AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT HURTING ANYONE.

If a black person has the right to wear chains or whatever so does a white person!

[TransQueen1]

And THIS got -2? Why? Sounds liek a pretty good message to me? Doesn't everyone have the right to be happy?

[pgy001]

But as far as the trans thing, just as it's been pointed out, just as there are all different types of women there are also all different types of trans women, PERIOD! I myself and trans, but I'm bisexual. I have a lot of traditional femminine traits but also some masculine traits, just as the majority of biological women do! Just just as there are fem women, butch women, lesbian women, bi women, etc, there can also be all those types of trans-women period!

[pgy001]

I hate this shit of us trannies having to walk around on eggshells or else we "are not really trans" If we act too femminine people are, "Quit acting so fem, just b/c your' really a woman don't mean you gotta act like a china doll, that's a pretty sexist way to depict a woman." Or if we act too masculine people are like, "Hey now if you're gonna be a woman you can't be acting that masculine, you can't have a beer, or smoke a cig!"

I say I can be HOWEVER THE HELL I WANT and still be a woman!

[KurlyQ1221]

Don't let anyone make you feel bad about wanting to live your life and be happy! It's your business not that jackasses grg or whatever his screename is. I have a lot of respect for you having to put up with all the shit that you have 2 put up with! Ignorant idiots like that don't matter anyway!

[pgy001]

It's amazing how stupid people are about trans issues now days! I, too, am a trans-lesbian. And I get 3 commun responses. One is the ever-classic, "You're just a gay guy in denial!" *Which really makes sense that I would use one unaccepted situation to cover up another unaccepted situation. Like it's easeir to admit to being trans that to admit to being gay!* The other less commun response is that, "You're just a straight guy with issues."

[pgy001]

Cond: The response you gave to TransQueen falls ino the "You're just a straight guiy with issues." category.

And the other less commun response I get is, "You're simply a straight guy!" Yeah that would makes perfect sense. I'm a straight guy who HATES my penis, hates being male, and would love to have a vagina, and have a real female body and to live as a woman all day EVERYDAY of my life! Yep sounds like a straight GUY to me! Every straight guy I know hates his penis and wants a vagina!

[BlueEyed65000]

Why don't u shut the hell up u don't know what your talking about. and all those women you talk about fidning trannies disgusting! wake the fuck up it's 2008!!! Sorry if not all trans girls act a certain way, but you know not ALL real female girls act one certain way!!

[ushouldnobynow]

BAHHHHH!

[slabrada]

hahah "our favorite postion was 69... we called it meals on wheels" hahaha thats the best ever

[loginherepls]

LMAO..I laughed my c#@#t off..Priceless!!

[ristobenjie]

She's humorous in the sense that she lays into everybody with seemingly no exemptions and she probably says aloud what many people think of each other at times.  I'd "befriend" her.

[SpaceCarnivora]

absolutely man, ppl with insecurities fucking ruin this world

[Brad1711]

Amen!!!

[labaom]

i laughed so hard it hurts !

[broadwaywannabe14]

mee tooo

[iamplantitjanet]

Nasty  ;-(

[McRat1968]

" Nasty ;-( " you say???

It's a shame you fail to find the humor in this (which everyone else, both in her live audiences as well as those who've watched these clips here) totally understands and agrees that this is quality real-life comedy.

...This begs the question, if you think her humor is nasty, why did you watch? (No one's twisting your arm to watch this.)

[iamplantitjanet]

I stopped watching after the first 2 lines...SHE IS A DISGRACE to all TUE LADIES. I'm sure people who appreciate vulgar humor will not agree with me.

[McRat1968]

I'm scared to think who your idea of a "true lady" would be. You must be Republican.

Have a nice day; don't scare yourself any further watching comedy in the future: since your idea of a true lady seems to be a modest quiet housewife in an apron a century ago (for which I feel sorry for you), stick to watching FoxNews or something and you'll feel right at home then.

[iamplantitjanet]

YA' KNOW "McRAT" anyone with a boarder line IQ can be funny using vulgarity:-) It takes someone with some sense to be funny w/out the use of vulgarity. I really ruffled your feathers with a "little 1 word comment" didn't I; 2 funny. Im not scared of watching sick clips; Im disgusted that there online if you really 2 know. Sorry I ruffled your feathers...that means sorry if I upset u.

[McRat1968]

You need not explain your words to me like I'm mentally-challenged.

Fact is I'm far more advanced than you'll ever be: in terms of IQ & life experience. I've been fortunate to have seen more of this world in my 39 years than you'd see in 39 lives and I come from an artistic family tree from Russia while personally I appreciate a plethora of various Fine Arts (yes, comedy among them.)

Turn off your CAPS LOCK key, Ann Coulter. You don't impress me.

[iamplantitjanet]

You truely are a angry person, for such an "advanced artistic person". It is pretty sad how u have to hurl insults at someone and then try to validate yourself. I suggest long term therapy. Maybe you'll be a more content person. Im not trying to impress anyone. It is funny how a 1 word comment can get bring on such black emotion in a person. Get a life. Stay out of mine.

[MattBisAwesome]

Ann Coulter's funny, I think these people are liberals, P.C liberal bullshit. They seem to think if we find this funny then we must be dumb.

 we should only be laughing a jokes about Geroge Bush (yawn ) apparantly

[iamplantitjanet]

LIKE I SAID...McRAT1968..."I ONLY LISTENED 2 THE FIRST 2 LINES". SHE IS TRUELY NASTY. GOOD 4 U I'M GLAD U ENJOY VULGAR COMEDY. I do not. 2 EACH HIS OWN. BUT O CAN'T SAY EVERYONE ENJOYS THIS, THAT'S A PRETTY WIDE RAGE OF PEOPLE, don't ya' think? Im sure anyone that stumpled upon this vulgar obnoxious video with any values at all, did not watch it all the way through. I'm sorry I left a comment at all. A verbal sparring match isn't worth my time, ESP. over something so trivial. GOD BLESS.

[MCNaturale]

Shut the Fuck up lady

[TheDopeMage]

iamplantitjanet got pwned by McRat!

[SurfingInARainbow1]

Hey Dope- I've been reading your message, you really dont know what youre talking about.

Basically just as there are all different types of women, there are likewiase all different types of trans-women as well.

[SurfingInARainbow1]

There are femminine lipstick trans-lesbians who are attracted to big strong muscle girls, there are butch masculine trans-lesbian women, and so on. TransQueen is just a femminine lesbian woman *who was born in a male body who's attracted to women who are on the butchy side. Thats all!

[SurfingInARainbow1]

Dope-So if that's the case there are TONS of femminine lipstick lesbian women have a "sexist" view of women, b/c they are very femminine and they are attracted to tough butchy girls, or can they "get away" with it b/c they weree born with real vaginas!

[TransQueen1]

TheDopeMage-And you can tell all those women who find trannies like ME disgusting to go fuck their selves too!! It's 2008! People should be accepted for being however they want to be and for being attracted to WHOMEEVER they're attracted to! As long as they're not hurting ANYONE ELSE! ANd I certainly am NOT. What the fuck do YOU and those women you mention have the right to judge ME!? I bet we could bring out somethings on you all as well!

[TransQueen1]

TheDopeMage-Actually as a fetish I LIKE TO BE the little, bossy, bitchy, fiesty, fiery-tempered girl who DOES the dominating and I like my bigger partner to be submissve to me! Do go ahead and say something stupid and uninformed about THAT but usually the smller weaker girl IS the one who does the dominating!

[Joanna00007]

TransQueen-I hope you find the muscle girl of your dreams someday who'll make all your dreams come true! Ignore ignorant pieces of filth like DopeMange!

[pgy001]

And who the hell are those women you mentioned to judge transqueen or anyone else?

A "sexist portrayl of women?!" WTF is that!? She's not portraying a woman, she is a damn woman, just born in a male body! Geeeeez! And I bet 99% of those women you mentioned that said people like transqueen give a sexist portray of women all like a big strong guys, probably to protect them!! And if they are fem. lesbians they probably like big strong girls.

[pgy001]

Transqueen is no different, she a fem trans-lesbian who likes big strong girls!

[Joanna00007]

Fuck you DOPEMAGE!

Rock on TRANSQUEEN and be happy your majesty!

[xXxYourFaceBitchxXx]

Just like lisa lampanelli said, she hates those soccer mom types that hate humer. LoL

[latnahc]

she makes me laugh so hard it sounds like a party up in here !!!

[Wynta]

laughed my C*** off HAHHAHAHAHHA

[floridacrack]

Lisa Lampanelli is funny as hell. Bitch!

[tommyrules816]

HAHA.