NICKELBACK RANT - Requiem for a Whatshisname - King Hell Report - funny videos de risa loco

[brunthroath6912]

What happened to the Myley cyrus album review Doc? I must hear it again!! hahaha cheers;p

[CthulhuDarkLord]

*Initiates slow clap* Finally someone who isn't stupid. That was actually legitimately clever.

[spiderjerusalem100]

HAHAHA! You said it better than i ever could.

Nickelback lick my hairy ballsack.

[PrincessZelda527]

I like Nickelback (yea IK, shoot me), but this was funny as hell :D

[shabsog1982]

i thinked of my comment and what i should say in the 1st half of this video

[shabsog1982]

woooo... bad!

[cameony]

Doc, I love you in the straightest way possible. This is pants-crappingly hilarious.

[lorddragn1]

holy crap you look like the imp on my shoulder always telling me to set fire to apartment complexes, schools, old folks homes, and babies

[TazAgainstTheMachine]

HEY, don't insult Super-Mega Down Syndrome. That's how my mom died................loljkjkjk. Awesome video.

[TylerRosenow]

God, Doc. You're so fucking cool. Tour the west coast!

[mongoosedawg]

I think I may have burst blood vessels from laughing

[chamath1985]

Chad Kroeger doesn't look that bad lol. Very funny comments though XD

[FrankieTattak]

pissed myself at 0:37 - 0:50

[04mader]

this picture is not seriously really the lead singer of nickleback!..... is it...? dudes fuckin ugly if it is.

[darkriderz412]

@04mader

His name is chad kroeger and he doesnt look like that... google it.

[StoningOrion]

Where can I get the Wil Shatner does ABBA album? That sounds like an orgy waiting to happen!

[spiderjerusalem100]

21 people like Nickelback. You sad, pathetic bastards.

[laallaal75]

Horrifying, Bumpy headed, shambling mongloidal(i think), barge headed, bridge troll, that looks like a six foot stack of shitbuckets- Brought to you by Doc. Wish i had found this channel earlier.

[kinghellmetal]

@laallaal75

Glad you dug the vid, my friend - congrats for spelling mongloidal correctly!

CHEERS TO WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST!!!!

-doc

[laallaal75]

@kinghellmetal Ahh well i have a knack for spelling, ooh, you should do a comprehensive review on a Lady Gaga album, she's got some real talent in there.

[artestra]

ok, im gonna go out on a limb here, im getting the impression you're not too keen on nickleback' musical endeavors up until this point

[kinghellmetal]

@artestra

What??? Where did you get that impression???

Ok, maybe I'm not a huge fan...

CHEERS TO GOOD MUSIC!!!!

-doc

[MajorKoenig2]

best video on youtube lol

[kinghellmetal]

@MajorKoenig2

Aw, thanks for saying so, my friend!

CHEERS TO YOU!!!!!

-doc

[ilias900]

Glad I checked out your vids :).

[kinghellmetal]

@ilias900

I'm glad as well - thanks for dropping by and commenting!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[thesparta1812]

i don't think nickelback is that bad Lol

[kinghellmetal]

@thesparta1812

They aren't, really, but its way more fun to just tee off!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[thesparta1812]

@kinghellmetal Yeah

[kinghellmetal]

@thesparta1812

HELLS yeah!

Thanks for checking out the vid, my friend!

CHEERS!!!!!

-doc

[AzkabanInmate]

i think his name is.. Fuckbitch Cuntcrap?

[kinghellmetal]

@AzkabanInmate

Thats sounds about right!

CHEERS TO FUCKBITCH, MAY HE FOREVER BURN IN HELL!!!

-doc

[Slic3R1]

*subscribes*

[kinghellmetal]

@Slic3R1

Glad to have you on board with us, my friend!

YOU ROCK FOR SUBSCRIBING!!!!!

.....Cheers!

-doc

[Alienated29]

Is that picture real? That looks like the troll from Lord of the Rings

[kinghellmetal]

@Alienated29

It may be... ah.... slightly altered, I'll admit... but thats what he looks like to me!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[N8iveNik]

Nickleback was supposed to play a free show about 5 years ago in Baltimore and cancelled at the last minute because all of their songs sound alike and no one wants to hear a 45 minute song with an abortion survivor as the lead singer. Fuck Nickleback. He looks like Conan O'briens if they mated by using Ernest Bornine and Paris Hilton.

[kinghellmetal]

@N8iveNik

HAHA!

You'll always get my vote with an Ernest Borgnine reference... top notch, my friend!

CHEERS TO WHATSHISNAMES UGLY ASS!!!!

-doc

[EVILTRIPS666]

Fuck Nickleback...

[kinghellmetal]

@EVILTRIPS666

EXACTLY!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[randompet]

haha...crime stoppers..

[kinghellmetal]

@randompet

HELLS, yeah!

I'd be nothing without the CRIMESTOPPERS!!!

...Cheers!

-doc

[doore92]

I have missed you!!!

[kinghellmetal]

@doore92

I missed you TOO, my friend!

THATS WHY I CAME BACK!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[kinghellmetal]

@MrIplayguitar

I'm flattered you watched it more than once, my good friend!

ROCK ONWARDS!!!

-doc

[nikki7722]

you are fuckin amazing. i hate that blonde haired walking dildo

[kinghellmetal]

@nikki7722

Glad to hear that you're on MY side, my good friend!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[justforthelulzzz]

Pause at 1:53

He looks like Jack Black lmfao.

[kinghellmetal]

@justforthelulzzz

If only my PAYCHECK did as well!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[FroFrogInc]

I agree with most people's comments here, except the hating. Chad Kroeger is by no means talentless, he's a very gifted vocalist (however nickelback's older music was MUCH better than their newer music). I don't think Doc Thompson really hates nickelback or Chad Kroeger, but i mean he still has to maintain face right? even if he doesn't agree with everything he says, he still has a reputation to uphold as being someone hillariously good at ranting. just don't take his comments to heart so much.

[justforthelulzzz]

@FroFrogInc

And sorry, but I don't think Chad is a very good vocalist. His vocals are nothing special, and almost generic now.

[justforthelulzzz]

@FroFrogInc

Not once did I say that Chad was shit. He is a good singer, but I just can't se anything REALLY special in him. If you do, you obviously have a better taste for Nickleback than I do.

[kinghellmetal]

@FroFrogInc

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Whats the point of a TEPID rant? When you rant, you have to go all out! But noone should take any of this personally, its all just for entertainment purposes.

I'm sure whatshisname doesn't REALLY have supermegadownsyndrome.

He probably has... brain herpes, or something.

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[FroFrogInc]

I agree with most people's comments here, except the hating. Chad Kroeger is by no means talentless, he's a very gifted vocalist (however nickelback's older music was MUCH better than their newer music).  I don't think Doc Thompson really hates nickelback or Chad Kroeger, but i mean he still has to maintain face right? even if he doesn't agree with everything he says, he still has a reputation to uphold as being someone hillariously good at ranting. just don't take his comments to heart so much.

[kelsokosmic]

ELLE OH ELLE.

Too awesome for life.

[kinghellmetal]

@kelsokosmic

Glad you dud it, my friend!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[BunnyBunicula1018]

dude go FUCK yourself and if you have a sister her too! NICKELBaCK RULES! CHAD KROEGER ROCKS!

[victory1437]

whats wrong with him he shouldnt be caling chad kroeger ANY names. chad kroeger didnt do ANYTHING to him.

[cooknicole]

This is so awesome!~!!! I love it!!!

[kinghellmetal]

@cooknicole

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[Molevalent24]

fuck you man you photoshopped the photo and CHAD KROEGER from nickelback has more tallent in his finger than you do in your entire body

[McSmijens1]

nice rant, dude! your one of the few music commentators that are actually FUNNY (unlike what i've seen on youtube lately) ;)

keep it up!

[kinghellmetal]

@McSmijens1

Thanks very much - I WILL keep it up!

YOU ROCK!!!

-doc

[steave4566]

fuck you dude nickelback kicks ass

[TheArmy19D]

damn it, i cant give you anymore thumbs down, you are maxed out.

[lokomaxim]

punkanr? ты сам гей!

[Punkanr]

Какво ?

[HLSBabii]

and also that photo was so photoshopped :P

[HLSBabii]

ohh dude i actually like nickelback though.. haha. They are the best band i've ever seen live.. Best pyro and they are really grungy live like there old stuff.. Their new album's just not the same unfortunately.

[kinghellmetal]

@HLSBabii

I can't really judge... hell, my band plays a Duran Duran cover song, so who the hell am I to judge?

YOU STILL ROCK!!!

-doc

[Pearlxox]

I LOVE NICKELBACK

[Punkanr]

гей

[EVILTRIPS666]

Call LL anyway. Tell him to pop Billy bob thorton while he's at it! another assface. check out the nickleback in portugal video...magical.

[doore92]

I hope Nickelback see's this

[Spartan2215]

damn straight

[kinghellmetal]

@doore92

HAHA!

What I wouldn't give... they seem like the type that would watch videos of themselves on YouTube and touch themselves, so who knows... maybe they'll come across this someday!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[anko8aug]

@doore92 oh he will the guy from what's his name from nickleback

[EdwardandBobshow]

lol i love nickelback and when i first started watching this vid i thought u were some jackass making fun of them but when that pic of chad kroger cam out i couldnt stop laughing my ass off lol 5/5 keep it coming

[kinghellmetal]

@EdwardandBobshow

Like I always say, my band does a cover of a Duran Duran song, so I have NO moral ground to stand on!

I just like a good rant once in a while - no hard feelings!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[ShawnMichaelsRawks]

I'm a Nickelback fan and I lol'd uncontrollably.

Also, YOU SOUND LIKE EDGE WITH A BOSTON ACCENT.

[kinghellmetal]

ShawnMichaelsRawks,

Edge with a Boston accent... I like that!

YOU ROCK!!!

...Cheers!

-doc

[jackhammer316]

haha oh i like you.... your my kinda guy (not like that relax) :p but i think iv'e just found myself a new channel to sub too, keep it coming bro, this was priceless and im forwarding this to a friend, they'll love it too

peace bro

[kinghellmetal]

jackhammer316,

Glad you dug the vid, my friend!

I just put out a new vid, but YouTube BANNED it, so it'll be a few weeks before there's a new one...

...YOU ROCK FOR WATCHING!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[bonehead198831]

That's it, Super Mega Down Syndrome!!! I finally figured out why I hate Nickleback so fucking much. Thanks for clearing that up doc.

[kinghellmetal]

bonehead198831,

Anytime, my friend!

Its my job to explain these things, even if it means making up a diagnosis to do it!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[tranz2421]

u are the man period.

[kinghellmetal]

tranz2421,

Oh, no no no... it is YOU who are the superstar!

THANKS FOR COMMENTING, CRIMESTOPPER!!!

...cheers!

-doc

[thewhiteninja42]

dude i cant believe u actually responded. that improves ur fanbase a lot haha. once again, sick vid. "supa mega down syndroome." hahahhahahaa

[kinghellmetal]

thewhiteninja42,

What can I tell you, my friend... I'm a talkative kind of guy!

I'm literally editing the new vid right now - one week and counting!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[thewhiteninja42]

3:30 - 3:40 is fucking histarical

[thewhiteninja42]

dude u are FUCKING histarical!! hahahhaha LL

[kinghellmetal]

thewhiteninja42,

Glad you dig the vid, my friend!

NEW VIDS SOON!!!

cheers!

-doc

[theseachen]

aha man your fuckin hilarious, i think that guy with super mega downsyndromes name is like chad kroger or someshit wutever it is who cares hes one fucked up son of a bitch,

oh and i love your band btw did u take lotsa vocal lessons orsomething cuz ur a great singer

[kinghellmetal]

theseachen,

Glad to hear you dig the band!

We're working on the new album right now - we'll be sure to get the word out when we're done!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[TheAtreides]

man i believe this is my favorite episode....i wish you guys would make some more vids though!

[kinghellmetal]

TheAtreides,

I promise - new vids are on way very soon!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[1Bombsaway]

Explosive, 5er.

[kinghellmetal]

1Bombsaway,

I plan to take that as a compliment!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[cindybeckner]

I love you.

[kinghellmetal]

cindybeckner,

Well then, the feeling is mutual.

Anyone who loves me is clearly a person of exceptional taste, and who doesn't love people with exceptional taste???

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[retroglide2000]

Perhaps in the same league as the half-troll from Nickelback....

Justin Hawkins from The Darkness.

[Mackis88]

Damn you got some serious issues

[kinghellmetal]

Mackis88,

Thats what I tell my court-appointed lawyer every single day...

CHEERS!

-doc

[Ritanermuri]

ok i love "whatshisname" from nickelback, but u found the ugliest foto ever...

and this is so funny hahaha

[kinghellmetal]

Ritanermuri,

And the photo may have been, ahem, "altered" a bit as well... but don't tell anyone!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Thomas2488]

Hey Doc!

Watch my video of my favorite bands

watch?v=QKqZ8OqHVQs

idk if you'll like them or anything but watch till the end for the special last words! the very very end, past the "cedits"

[kinghellmetal]

Thomas2488,

Great top ten list, my friend!

YOU ROCK!!!!

-doc

[kinghellmetal]

Thomas2488,

FUCK NICKELBACK!!!

-doc

[sanctorum]

Doc vs. Carson Daly

Ooooooosheeeit

[kinghellmetal]

sanctorum,

Now THATS A pay-per-view event I'd like to see!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[whoaxxitsxhann]

BAHAHAHA

[kinghellmetal]

whoaxxitsxhann,

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!!!

CHEEERS!!!

-doc

[locologan187]

that looks like an altered picture!

[kinghellmetal]

locologan187,

It may have been, ahem, slightly altered...

[mallorymaloneydotcom]

LMFAO! You really hate that Nickelback guy, don't you? XD;

[kinghellmetal]

mallorymaloneydotcom,

Hah!

No, no... I'm really not a fan!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[tonyfamous]

that nickelback dude could be alfred e newman's doppleganger.

[kinghellmetal]

tonyfamous,

HAHAH!

I KNEW that steaming turd looked familiar!!!

God bless Mad magazine...

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[foxybabie1989]

omg, i haven't noticed how big his freaken head is. XD though i do like nickel back's music, but my god his head looks strange!

[kinghellmetal]

foxybabie1989,

He's kinda mutated, right?

Not a pleasant sight!

THANKS FOR COMMENTING!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[foxybabie1989]

lol, wow... poor whats his face from nickel back. by the way, thanks for the sub dude. XD you rock.

[beautifulmess72]

hahaha.

big adjectives are the best dude!

that made me laugh. :D

[kinghellmetal]

beautifulmess72,

Glad to hear you got a kick out of it, my friend!

NEW VID COMING ON THURSDAY NIGHT!!!

See you then!

-doc

[CrazyGaminFilip]

you combine so many hilarious swear words to describe things soo fucking funny

[kinghellmetal]

CrazyGaminFilip,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!!!

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[thapizzaguy]

i luv 3:30-3:41 :D

[kinghellmetal]

thapizzaguy,

Glad you dug it, my friend!

Come on back Thursdays for NEW VIDS!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[MBRHIndustries]

Bless you, sir, for addressing this.

[kinghellmetal]

MBRHIndustries,

Any time, my friend... Nickelback has gotten a free pass for TOO LONG!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[SGWTheVince]

OOOOH lord you look like the devil.

"Don't eat the barbecue... and LISTEN...

to KING HELL >:) "

ROCK.

[kinghellmetal]

SGWTheVince,

THANK YOU for the devil shout-out!

I LOVE that guy!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[mgarremo]

The only thing which made laugh was the laugh @ 1.53!!! XD

[kinghellmetal]

mgarremo,

Ah, well... at least you got ONE laugh, right?

CHEERS!

-doc

[mgarremo]

right right and it made me laugh before going to work , a huge breakdown !!!! =]

[kinghellmetal]

mgarremo,

WOO-HOO!!!

Sooo glad to hear I could brighten your workday a bit!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[thapizzaguy]

COOL

[kinghellmetal]

thapizzaguy,

THANKS, pizza!

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[BGranoff]

yeah! you can't do things like that 'without MY question' either!

so far this vid is #28 most discussed comedy of the week: INCREDIBLE!

[diaboluxe]

King Hell Rulezzzz!

Keep bangin the toons!

[DocThompsonMD]

diaboluxe,

Thanks for the kind words, my friend... we will indeed 'keep at it', as you say...

...thanks for rockin' the CD!

CHEERS!

-doc

[diaboluxe]

Living ded is killer and King Hell the song rulez too.

[DocThompsonMD]

diaboluxe,

Living Dead rocks, right?

Motherfucker broke the mold when he wrote that riff...

[diaboluxe]

You guys are going to be huge if you keap at it no doubt - wut the fukk is aclassic - kickass and asingalong

[diaboluxe]

Just listened to my new King Hell CD and all I can say is - FREAKIN WOW.

You guys are going to be huge if to

[TheBaggyShirt]

.stop. Dear Doc .stop.

Shooting tomorrow. stop.

Chaos to ensue. stop.

In desperate need of the following three things. stop.

1. Booze. stop.

2. Zigabot's special brew. stop.

3. King Hell. stop.

Then there may be hope yet for tomorrow. stop.

[DocThompsonMD]

Sara,

We've dispatched Ziggy to your location immediately with his medicine-cabinet full of magical boozes!!!

[Zigabot]

Gas tank just fell out of Corolla. Putting it back in with duct tape and tofu. Magical booze every where maaaan !

[snibblesnapz]

gimmee summa dat!

[shillelee]

we are able to provide all.

[TheBaggyShirt]

Oh thank god cause the day just ended and I swear if there's no mind altering SOMETHING afterwards I may just shoot myself.

[kinghellmetal]

Sara,

Now, we'll have no shooting of oneself tonight!

Remember: don't harm YOURSELF - harm the people that ruined your day!

Words to live by!

[TheYoSong]

But wait if the person that ruined your day was yoursefl wouldn't that mean that you should kill yourself O.O

[mergatroid666]

dONT FORGET us when you;re FAMOUSSSSSSS!

[DocThompsonMD]

mergatroid666,

No, no, noones getting forgotten... and who wants to be that cow LisaNova anyhow?

Thats the worst kind of douchey YouTube nonsense...

[Zigabot]

mergatroid666

Funk metal isn't heavy and gunky without heads to headbang... The fans cannot be forgotten !

[snibblesnapz]

Fainlly a band what cares about theyre fans

[mergatroid666]

I agree - this video is like CHEESE or a FINE BOOZE - IT gets BETTER with age!

[DocThompsonMD]

mergatroid666,

I'm...(sniff)... like booze...?

Thats the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...!

...I promised I wouldn't cry, but... sheesh!

[YooToobMaster]

dont foget us when you move to hollywood!

[YooToobMaster]

this video get better every time I watch it - youre a genius and youre going to be HUGE on yootube - dont forget the little people when youre as big as lisanova!

[DocThompsonMD]

YooToobMaster,

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

And thanks for watching and commenting!

YOU ROCK!!!

-doc

[BGranoff]

those bastards REALLY need to fix this fuck-ass comment system...Doc, you look like a ranting lunatic!......waaaaitaminnit..­..ok, nevermind. proceed.

[kinghellmetal]

BGranoff,

I get lonely sometimes... and then I make out with my beer and I feel warm inside!

[diaboluxe]

beer make-out session!!!

[shillelee]

We should have a beer orgy and invite tons of bottles of beer and then drink them all..........

[kinghellmetal]

Sign me up!

[YooToobMaster]

dont forget to invite me too

[shillelee]

you're invited as long as you like beer.

[snibblesnapz]

then i'm invited!!

[DocThompsonMD]

...good night, all!

[mergatroid666]

Good Night!

[diaboluxe]

good morning!

[DocThompsonMD]

...I think its time for this Doctor to retire for the evening.

[DocThompsonMD]

I AM THE GOD OF ALL SPACE AND TIME!!!

[mergatroid666]

ALL space and time?

I'm impressed!

[diaboluxe]

No disagreement here...

[DocThompsonMD]

I'm going to win my own sketch this week!!!

SCREW ALL OF YOU!!!

[mergatroid666]

ITs only fare...

[DocThompsonMD]

...and skittles!