911 Fail

[ZazinPredator]

this guy deserves a medal, he may not be able to spell but he can think of a way to avoid stupidity

[poet279]

Operator: "Can you spell that for me, sir?"

Man: "Never mind. I think she'll be ok"

[lilak47ification]

this is the number to call when you are getting jumped by cops 586-JAIL

[FortooGadget]

(YOO-ka-LIP-tis)

[Cropse666]

to be fair does anyone know how to spell his street name?

[cjgunboy]

1825 you cant lift this lol

[aricola84]

"can you spell that"..."OKE"

[MegaEpic100]

Come on, you have to give him points for being honest!

[TaetmMoon]

Attacked by a warthog?! D: snap, those things are killin everyone these days.

[Shmeka100]

Me: Hello firefighters?

Firefighters: Yes!

Me: Quick! Come at my house!

Firefighters: Why ?

Me: MY CANDLE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

[skaloon]

@Shmeka100

if you find that funny you need a doctor

[DotWhoCares]

@Shmeka100 Nice try kid , but that was lame. Good day sir

[JVCSwagg]

lol

[SYNGRL]

"uhhh im gonna drag her on over to oak st. and u can pick her up there" lol

[pred123424]

youcaliptis drive?

[bobthebaldhead]

hahahahahaha

[guydrew123]

bad maser chief! dont make me take your spartin laser a way

[mprimes10]

Well atleast she was in the kitchen

[TheChocoThief]

@mprimes10 Oh shut up with the ktchen joke. Twas never funny anyway.

[mprimes10]

@TheChocoThief i dont know what a ktchen is

[MrSoccerr]

Was the pig dinner alive?

[joevsram2]

Hey thats right here were I live in Bakersfield

[bigfootstewie]

if my dad has a heart attack i'm just gonna drag her over to oak street too.

[michaellahonta]

@bigfootstewie your dad is a woman?

[bigfootstewie]

@michaellahonta lol i saw that but i didn't feel like recommenting

[iornmaden101]

Uceiliptus... dmnait i live in australia and i cant even spell our local plants...

thank god theres a google and a bottle of uceliptus smelling stuff in the cuboards

and thadntks foe noe mor spellung muistakes.

[DarkVetern]

i thought he said ''"you could lift us''"

[OldLadyUU]

I can't even spell euciliptis. Oak street here I come!

[AFewGoodPuppets]

Im gonna drag her on over to OAK St my buddy is having a KEG party there, she will be by the trash can.

[TheDiggerwasp]

Master Chief took the wrong Exit

[Npeo]

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at this

[TheOriginalRuskin]

So this is why all the trailer park's changed there street names to under 6 letters each........

[Stain92able]

In all fairness to him the 911 operator also didn't know how to spell it.

[jackisnowouttabed]

"I'm going to drag her unconscious body on over to a street that I can spell, you can pick her up there, and meet my illiterate self"

[jackisnowouttabed]

LMaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[texasboy5680]

LMFAO....I'm gonna drag her!?!?!?!

[luchdim13]

eucalyptus street...oak street....he must live in a forest

[awesomesauceyumyum]

LOL

[DevilsFreak17]

eucalyptus. E-U-C-A-L-Y-P-T-U-S

[demon95951]

i am gunna rob him

[jessicarh87]

I'mma drag her on over to oak street you can pick her up there... like a pro... I would have been like aaaah let me google that

[cherdilboy]

ROFLMAO

[filiptc]

U-K-A-H-L-I-P-T-A-S

[XenilDaemonTV]

I think the man calling 911 was actually thinking of the roads, and maybe the accessibility of the ambulance for the road that they live in, at first he said their road, but over the time that the operator asked can you spell that for me, he realized that it might be easier for the ambulance to pick up the injured person on the other road next to them.

[poposisa]

cant stop watching fail videos!!!! motherfuking

[matthewsdad28]

It's not real. It's an old joke.

[hexalot03]

Hahahaha funny as hell but sadly these people account for 95% of america xD dumb dumbs.

[Neio119]

Great...who let Caboose drive the damn Warthog again?

[soraroxas61988]

"im gonna drive her to oak street and you can pick her up there"

"and how do you spell that?"

"uummm..."

[9848674445]

@soraroxas61988 i think he said drag her over, not drive her over

[ug5151]

The fail is he is gonna drive her to Oak street and he can just drive her to the hospital.

[Demon666x3]

XD my god is that guy stupid

[3xtr3m3guy]

LOOOOOOOL FAKE PEOPLE IN BACKROUND LOL

[Viralzzz]

Lmfao He didn't know how to spell his street name so he gave a new location

[Lionferrari777]

ok whos the dummass that drived a warthog into a home

[bmw295]

Fake and gay.

[Acacia01234]

sounds more like he needs to "drag" his butt back to school and learn how to spell so he can help his injured wife

[nolie94]

@Acacia01234

more like the people working at 911 need to know how to spell eucalyptus

[Acacia01234]

@nolie94 that too lol, but it wouldn't hurt for him to know since he LIVES on that street

[boethet]

I thought a halo warthog xD

[Coruscant98]

@boethet Your a filthy nerd.

[boethet]

@Coruscant98 Wel thank you, thats not a nice thing u just said.

[wwaarrddy]

I guess Warthog attacked her is American for I smacked my stupid bitch ass wife up cause she can't fucking cook shit!

[XxAnony0mousxX]

Who can spell Uculiptis?...... except for me?

[nckflb892]

@XxAnony0mousxX well, actually, it's Eucalyptus. 

[rickm09]

im gonna drag her over to a street i can spell redneck schooling is top notch

[lkj802]

omg so funny lmao nearly pissed myself

[seaseansean]

7000th like :)

[BeyondGameplay]

He sounds like bed intruder

[LlamaSims2010]

...a warthog?

[XzettaslowX]

wow that was really funny. im dutch and i might not be able to spell that either but him dragging her to oak street is hilaric

[Oshyrath]

I don't get this. Is it because he can't spell?

[Deathstalker911]

@Oshyrath hes going 2 drag her 2 oak street

[Oshyrath]

@Deathstalker911 and

[the0US0marine]

@Oshyrath Yes. Btw you a fail because you missed the fail.

[Oshyrath]

@the0US0marine You fail ‘cause you’re adopted.

[the0US0marine]

@Oshyrath That was a horrible attempt at hurting the feelings I don't have. xD

[Oshyrath]

@the0US0marine That's what I do when people insult me. They say, "Yo mama's so fat, she blah blah blah," and I say, "well you're adopted." Either that or I say, "you touch yourself at night"

[the0US0marine]

@Oshyrath I wasn't trying to insult you.

[Oshyrath]

@the0US0marine Well, you did, but that's besides the point. I'm just saying what I do when people insult me. Not that you were trying to.

[dj3ntz]

@Oshyrath yea, because he can't spell his street name and had to move her to another street hahaha

[TheAmericanDiablo]

@Oshyrath Yes

[weirdo1377]

@Oshyrath nooooo no no no its the picture! DUH (sarcasm if u didnt notice)

[Oshyrath]

@weirdo1377 I'm actually the one who suggested that he couldn't spell so your sarcasm is a fail.

[weirdo1377]

@Oshyrath actually no the video suggests he cant spell

[Oshyrath]

@weirdo1377 Actually, no. If I didn't mention he couldn't spell, you would be thinking the fail was that he was going to DRAG her to Oak Street. Just look at the comments before my first comment, they all think that and you would have done the same. So HA!!!

[weirdo1377]

@Oshyrath u no, i dont rlly care. hope thats makes u happy

[Oshyrath]

@weirdo1377 Good for you.

[MuhammadMuslimJensen]

@Oshyrath yes^^

[starsixfilms]

@Oshyrath ya well ima drag her over to walnut street thats the fail

[deshmeradesh]

@Oshyrath WOW! U must be one of the smartest american to have understood it

[makeorbreakgirlz]

@Oshyrath yeah

[JesusTheSatanist]

@Oshyrath it's cause he is a redneck

[damongregg10]

@Oshyrath Hehe yeah he sounds dumb :p

[MorbidPanda69]

@Oshyrath yah

[MarzHallproductions3]

@Oshyrath He said im at "U can lick this drive"

well it sounds like tht lol

[TommyTG95]

@Oshyrath ure stupid

[Oshyrath]

@TommyTG95 I'm smarter than you.

[TommyTG95]

@Oshyrath i u dont get this then your not

[Oshyrath]

@TommyTG95 NO, YOU ARE!!! I AM THE FIRST PERSON WHO MADE THE ASUMPTION THAT HE COULDN'T SPELL SO YOU CAN'T CALL ME STUPID WITHOUT CALLING EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO POSTED A COMMENT BEFORE ME STUPID! THAT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS A BRAINDAMADGED IDIOT!!!

[Inevitibility44737]

@Oshyrath Somehow I find peace and internal sanity in your tone.

You sir, are a Fucking Genius.

[thecucumberbob]

@Oshyrath yes

[Chowder7116]

@Oshyrath Listen to his words carefully.

[EshEs5221]

911staff: how do u spell that

him: yeah im just gonna call the neighbors for some first aid kits...

[hockeyhuntingriding]

how in the hell did a warthog end up in the kitchen?

[MiniStrawberryCakes9]

@hockeyhuntingriding how'd you get a break from your yardwork?

[theSneakySasquatch]

@hockeyhuntingriding umm, obviously it sprung out of the oven when she was cooking! you know how much rednecks like cooking live warthog!

[finsher2008]

@hockeyhuntingriding i guess the wife likes to experiment with her cooking XD

[Coldbird11]

@hockeyhuntingriding cooking bacon i guess...

[csyicker]

@hockeyhuntingriding How the hell does justin bieber survive my sniper sight, Question that need answering..

[sam18991]

@hockeyhuntingriding haha XD yes!

[crotchrocket74]

LOL

[majormusicmajor]

whats up with these reactions things

[ChainSaw771]

eucalyptus drive, am i close? how did i do lol

[tarigarma2]

oh the americans never stop to amuse me

[djmussy18]

hahahahahhaha ohhh america..

[tyl3r6024]

@djmussy18 America*

[Worldermort]

Warthog is a pig or something?

[mattk0ed]

ueklyptis

 damn im good

[mssexyafro1]

#FAIL

[TwistedWalruse]

@mssexyafro1 HAHA YOU POST A SUPER COLORFUL FAIL THAT IS LIKE SO EPIC EVERYONE Is GONNA THUMB YOU UP NOW AND YOU'LL BE COOL FOR ONCE.

Oh wait, I lied.

[mssexyafro1]

@TwistedWalruse haha you are so not funny #FAIL

[mssexyafro1]

@TwistedWalruse haha you are soo not funny you are just a #FAIL

[TwistedWalruse]

@mssexyafro1 HAHA YOU POSTED IT AGAIN LOOK I CAN BE COOL TOO #LOL #FAIL SEE SEE SEEEEEEE

Wait wait...that's a lie again!

[CiTayTunEz]

#FAIL

[bigbradford69]

lol drag her on over....

[Nits25]

3 hours later:  Yeah sweety Im gonna have to stop for directions... No idea where oak street is...

[CreamedCheesed]

also, yeah, he said 'drag' lol, not drive

[CreamedCheesed]

don't they have spell check at the 911 centre? lol

[mufcrulz]

the fact that his wife was attacked by a warthog is the real fail

[leeham991]

I would have said the same thing

[ilbroncos]

ha ha

#fail#

[Kleave333]

getting run over by a warthog? should had armor lock :)

[HaloGod153]

@Kleave333 a warthog is a pig you dumbass. fucking halo nerd..

[Kleave333]

@HaloGod153 lol umad?

[LordOfGears2]

@HaloGod153 um U call hima halo nerd but ur name is Halo God

?

[HaloGod153]

@LordOfGears2 its not the game name. its the song name halo beyonce

[lMrHankeyl]

@HaloGod153 that just makes u a faggot LOLOLOLOLOL i wouldve agreed to the game and not a gay song by a female singer. FAGGOT

[nikolas99t]

lets see... #fail#

[TannerandAndyShow]

That #guy was probobly stoned. #Fail

I may have did the fail thing wrong.

[TheIsuis1]

Ohk im going to try the "#" fail thing #FAIL

[YVshadowVY]

@ug5151 He said, "drag her over".

[ug5151]

"Uh... Im gonna drive her to oak street and you can pick her up there." You can just drive her to the hospital.

[saintquincy]

@ug5151 he said "drag" to oak street

[nitroxJOK3R]

#FAIL

[retardedmario1]

its entertaining to see how many morons cant do the # fail thing.

[dividpokbros]

#FAIL

[IKeelU96]

276 people had to drag their wife to Oak street.

[The03Infantry]

LOL #FAIL

[The03Infantry]

#Fail



[SuperCnZ]

lol

#FAIL

[iwannabepresident]

xD

they live in halo

DAMN YOU WARTHOGS AND YOUR ABLITY TO DO FLIPS AND NOT EXPLODE!

[Therealkrazy06]

Did anyone else hear him say "I'm gonna DRAG HERE on over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there"?

[MRhydrogen100]

@Therealkrazy06 must be Texas

[BDG013]

@Therealkrazy06 i think you're hallucinating

[xSandFreak]

@Therealkrazy06 He said "Uh, I'am gonna DRAG HER ON to Oak street and you can pick her up there".

[Lanse141]

Sounds like Cletus.

[straffnoye]

I hope the wart hog was okay..

[MeTaLandPiZzAdUdE]

LOL

[luckysod04]

WIN

[superqwerts123]

274 people got dragged over to oak street and never got picked up there

[Lolthegameyoulostit]

If attacked by a warthog either

A.Armour Lock

B.Shoot it down

C.Die and then respawn

[iMolestedBowser]

@Lolthegameyoulostit I would cast a teleport spell. but the warthog will have a saving throw of 250. so it failed. LMFAO

[TopClassCommunity]

she got attacked by a warthog

halo more?

[ma69260]

Ya drag her over and while ur at it why don't u punch her in the face 8 times while ur at it

[imluvinyourmum]

@ma69260 while ur at it ease up on the while ur at its while ur at it

[D4MN4TI0N1]

She was splattered on halo