ever since i can remember, i've been obsessed with a single problem: how to model 3d balls and dip them in a virtual vat of urine. people said i was stupid and gay.
The internet started out in the military to gain strategic advantage. Now it allows the transfer of all sorts of creative and scientific works, instantly, to anywhere in the planet. People from all over the world who wouldn't have met under normal circumstances can communicate as though they were sitting in the same room. It led to a massive boom in science and technology and it changed human life forever.
And we use it to share tutorials on how to make CGI balls and dip them in vats of urine.
@JohnZach100 you hold the "alt" or "alt Gr" button and klikk on the screen with your mouse, hold the left mouse button down and move the mouse around... xD
Excellent tutorial, well presented, you actually taught some useful stuff, & managed to keep it funny. Sir you may have something here. I mean on the same level as that tutorial series, You Suck At Photoshop. keep up the good work.
Hey there. I'm having a few issues with my Cloth sim. It seems to be draping incorrectly. Possibly my Balls are too small. Do you think i need to increase the size of my balls?
@TTTJackson thanks for your thoughts, actually I think i'm ok, I keep getting heaps of emails about increasing my ball size and potency, so maybe these will be of help
@shitnrun holy geez gimme a break. Did you watch the video ? I said I'd get into testicular deformation in another tutorial. You can't teach everything in 1 tutorial.
is that what chicken balls look like or rooster?
toonyfatninjas 4 weeks ago
in a VAT of URINE.... LEGEND
lilcutiesweetiepie 1 month ago
wtf
MOXWELLDIAMOND 1 month ago
Hey but one ball should be lower than the other!
farfufo 1 month ago
I was laughing already by :20
DylnCox 1 month ago
i guess this is for the gay 3d creators/hobbyists *laffin*
India230 1 month ago
god of trolling
jcast18k 2 months ago
This shit is crazy :D:D:D:D ROFL!
nastyninjata 2 months ago
you are doing the human race a service
lardycake 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! oh god xD i laff sooo much
mattisking111 2 months ago
I've been looking for a tutorial of this for so long! thank you !!:)
andollio1337 3 months ago
i just keep shitting myself
SamzehhHD 3 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
SamzehhHD 3 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
TheMasterglitches 3 months ago
How The Fuck did i get here?
DrRapeTrain 3 months ago 4
that is quite possibly the greatest thing ive ever watched in my life.
rdubyeah 5 months ago
Chicken Scrotum xD
Adam2KAII91 6 months ago
testicular deformation
trentjameswilkie 6 months ago
Best Tut EVER
FazedSD 6 months ago
Dis is Balls news
lenseaany27lenseaan 7 months ago
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A 3D MODEL OF A BALLSACK! THANK YOU FOR BRINGING MY YEARS OF SEARCHING TO AN END!...
xRoundEyex 7 months ago 3
This video has changed my life. Thank you.
ImightbeDeafilion 8 months ago
I'm lol'ing so hard from a C4D users standpoint. I actually learned a thing or two o.O
TheZerohero1996 8 months ago
@TheZerohero1996 I know! If you've watched more "conventional" C4D tutorials, this is even funnier.
schoenapan 7 months ago
"This is going to create the texture for our scrotums" lol
Raging3Inches 8 months ago
I hope you washed your hands afterwards
itsMinuteMaid 8 months ago
tahnk you for making the ball video
tiggstiggstiggs 8 months ago
I'm still waiting for the testicular deformation tutorial
iamthenightfly 8 months ago
This be trollin'.
DreadMontages 9 months ago
why is he making balls? gay weirdo
jagjagin 9 months ago
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jagjagin 9 months ago
Nice SCROTUM
ChazDunn 9 months ago
this guy has to much time on his hands or balls in his hands
VisionNET 10 months ago
cool what music is that in the end at 5:22 ??
that's THE scrotum music!
finaeisner 10 months ago 3
@finaeisner just some dramatic song I made. you can DL here: genericversatilitydotcom/music/drama.mp3
ndb3dgj 10 months ago
@ndb3dgj thanks! great track!
finaeisner 10 months ago
FUCK YOU...next time i eat chicken im just going to think of my balls.
-_-
EatYourChimp 10 months ago 25
shouldnt one be higher than the other. have you seen balls before? please make a proper vid. thanks
redbeaver 10 months ago
amazing work. subscribed and waiting for more scrotums
nutmegardee 10 months ago 22
"Got a pretty nice ballsac goin' on there"
TTTJackson 11 months ago
best tutorial ever!
Aflikshun 11 months ago
genius
TheJORD1990 11 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NerdgasmHD 11 months ago
lol i was pissing myself laughing this whole video loll, a fuckin drum stick lol
Mettifrags 11 months ago
this is the first video that has ever satisfied my dipping balls in a vat of urine fetish
logos2600 1 year ago
im 16 and my balls dont look like that - J. Bieber
C0MEatMEBraH 1 year ago
ever since i can remember, i've been obsessed with a single problem: how to model 3d balls and dip them in a virtual vat of urine. people said i was stupid and gay.
vgraceful 1 year ago
Those are some nice looking balls. Thanks for the balls. Gonna watch some more nice balls tips.
Mansurus 1 year ago
Im 12 and why dont mine looke like that?
OliveGardenFan33 1 year ago 3
@OliveGardenFan33 Because your 12
fuzzykinzthecat 1 year ago
I'm coming for those balls
Tunkz0rg 1 year ago
lol why did you make this video? i meen i laughed but who the crap needs to know how to make a 3d rendering of a scrotum?
Zombait360 1 year ago
An army of balls... pmsl
adyclipper 1 year ago
Haha like this if the theend004500 commented here
manofryan 1 year ago
@manofryan how about no...
VideomanSnow 1 year ago
What the fuck is this
CRISNCHIPS12398 1 year ago
haha ur a genius i subbed
THEYELLOWLIGHTER 1 year ago
LMFAO! I love the way I search "Cinema 4D tutorial" and this video is on the 1st page.
TheEnd004500 1 year ago
@TheEnd004500 Sup Ivan?
Cookie89Kupo 1 year ago
this is so fucking gay
BeeHiveHD 1 year ago
I just searched CINEMA 4D Broadcast and then this came up, why am I watching this? IDK?
Dailybabble 1 year ago
lolololol
CleanAndDistorted 1 year ago
I loved this, oh so much. You sir, are a complete legend.
ImightbeDeafilion 1 year ago
how the hell did you do this without laughing? did it take you like 50 trys?
JibberishStudios 1 year ago
I'm still waiting for the tutorial on testicular deformation.
Cypress77 1 year ago
are your balls that saggy? Damn...
MoziiiArts 1 year ago
i cant believe i jus sat her and watched this lol
antonio5868 1 year ago
hey man .. that vid waz the "NUTZ!!!!!!" LOL defo gonna give it a go :P
gothmaniow 1 year ago
lololol!
bgo22pimp 1 year ago
Dammit, how am I supposed to eat chicken legs now without thinking about his 3d balls?
HappyRussians 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
wortheirlemon 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I almost threw up at the beginning -.-
thegreatconundrum 1 year ago
I love it how you emphasize balls.
RiotZzzGFX 1 year ago
This was actually very useful
PoliomanGamer 1 year ago
Thanks this was very useful, exactly what i was looking for!
odeniscute 1 year ago
Haha, you said butt. lol
derman077 1 year ago
balls
nintram 1 year ago
The internet started out in the military to gain strategic advantage. Now it allows the transfer of all sorts of creative and scientific works, instantly, to anywhere in the planet. People from all over the world who wouldn't have met under normal circumstances can communicate as though they were sitting in the same room. It led to a massive boom in science and technology and it changed human life forever.
And we use it to share tutorials on how to make CGI balls and dip them in vats of urine.
fluppyXC 1 year ago 3
best tutorial ever
also im 13 and a half year old, and what is this?
llKoopav2ll 1 year ago
I'm 12 and whut is this?
CalzumSSBM 1 year ago
What in under good fuck is this? What is this used for?
jewishmilkman 1 year ago
"We'll get more into testicular deformation" To be honest, mate, I don't really wanna know any more.
MrAthos3 1 year ago
I lost so fucking hard!
tuva600 1 year ago
cool story bro
EliottLadesch 1 year ago
wut
LeisureInLife 1 year ago
Simply ... AN AWESOME TUTORIAL !!!!
d1rtyw0rm 1 year ago
ROTF LMAO now this is epic lol cheers bro a huge thumbs up cya
elcarohw 1 year ago
lol
IzaHackAlotDOIT4LULS 1 year ago
now time to attach them to mr johnson!
NightShiftMoggy 1 year ago
haha very good! ;)
NightShiftMoggy 1 year ago
what the fuck.
ithemadhatter 1 year ago
"3D balls" YEA!
DorisOBettan 1 year ago
I followed your tut,
This is what I got.
I used my own texture and made the
hair the way I wanted it.
img257.imageshack.us/img257/8351/angele.png
MorganC4D 1 year ago
This guy is like hilarious,
He didn't laugh Once.
Like and he said so many things people
would be like "eww" to.
Nice tut however for people making
realistic human models.
MorganC4D 1 year ago
Watch out for the army of balls
cocoebby 1 year ago
hHAHAH THAT MAN IS GAY! WHO WUD EVER WONNA MAKE SOME BALLS AND POST ON UTUBE:o
oSL4SHxD 1 year ago
this was really funny man
'add frizz n all dat shit'
'dip them in a vat or erm...urine'
lol
brassic5 1 year ago
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brassic5 1 year ago
lol - pretty funny
MajorChaos69 1 year ago
ur awesome mang
MrMattsmolka5 1 year ago
were gonna start with a sphere. Thats gonna be our ball, we obviously need 2 balls... LOL!
NsFPeAcE 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
how do u flip the screen seeing everything in 3d without touching the button at the top right???
JohnZach100 1 year ago
how do u flip the screen seeing everything in 3d??? Without toutching the button at the top right??
JohnZach100 1 year ago
@JohnZach100 you hold the "alt" or "alt Gr" button and klikk on the screen with your mouse, hold the left mouse button down and move the mouse around... xD
NsFPeAcE 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! you legend.
xDeliriumProductions 1 year ago
HAHAHA :D:D
I love you!
Not in a gay way of course :D
robbertflubber 1 year ago
exactly for what??
syafafa 1 year ago
Ahahahaha!!! XD how lovely!
dawnjones82 1 year ago
hahahahahah
JTreezz 1 year ago
LMFAO.
VolcanicHD 1 year ago
Excellent tutorial, well presented, you actually taught some useful stuff, & managed to keep it funny. Sir you may have something here. I mean on the same level as that tutorial series, You Suck At Photoshop. keep up the good work.
hazonku 1 year ago
Why didn't you just take a photo of your balls
MrKevandrews 1 year ago 34
@MrKevandrews cuz that would be inappropriate
ndb3dgj 1 year ago 60
@MrKevandrews He's too afraid, I used a picture of my balls as my css spray for awhile.
iunnox666 1 year ago
this is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen
stavit2 1 year ago
Balls in him soup!
LiviuCG 1 year ago
Ahhhh.... Now i can go home and tell my mum that i know how to make hairy balls out of chicken legs and dip them in urine! YAY Thankyoouu <3
lawrenceaj010 1 year ago
you should have titled this Chicken McNuggets
CodeMonkeyWithACanon 1 year ago
Lol I couldn't believe that was so easy! Now make a vagina so we can make some porn :p
Toca91 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Has anyone managed to watch this with a straight face?
ndb3dgj, I love the way you went through the tut so seriously...I would have been giggling like a child :]
<3 the examples at the end x
itsmeTaraleee 1 year ago
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itsmeTaraleee 1 year ago
good one
NousDeus 1 year ago
weird
funnyfootballs 1 year ago
lol, AN army of balls.
tybash 1 year ago
the shit.
CauseImKixinIt 1 year ago
Funniest tutorial I've watched so far.
orbit991 1 year ago
Next time hang your nuts unequal if you want your bals looking real.
voodoobram 1 year ago
@voodoobram
hahaha +1
Synetearis 1 year ago
"We'll get more into testicular deformation in another tutorial."
LBromoHojo 1 year ago 2
hahahahahaha funniest tutorialll ever, you should post this tutorial on cg tuts lmaooo.
TheAndyGerm 1 year ago
HAHAHA I LOVE U
THEfriskyxcowboy 1 year ago
Final Animation FTW!!!!!!!!
oscarlu 1 year ago
Scrotumy redish....is that a new color on the Crayon box? lol
Banjogoose 1 year ago 2
Where's this said tutorial on testicular deformation?
Linelkr 1 year ago
"I hope I can't get any questions now"
somuchluv89 1 year ago
Why do the captions keep thinking he's talking about war in Iran? xDD
somuchluv89 1 year ago
what the fuck
ThreeEvils398 1 year ago
Wtf did i just watch. Ur making ball sacks on ur computer? Your mom must be so proud!
I was looking for tuts, not for gay shit. :')
Yessee23 1 year ago
@Yessee23 he made them just for you and you seen the damn title and you STILL came in to watch it? shame on you...your mother should be proud aswell.
TheAndyGerm 1 year ago
@TheAndyGerm Haha. I was watching this vid because i couldn't believe that there are douchebags around making these vids.
Yessee23 1 year ago
efuckt has nothing on this
10Gr1fterbang 1 year ago
Reminds me of the dancing bear video the guy made because he didn't learn shit in animation class
StevetheEmperor 1 year ago
Hey there. I'm having a few issues with my Cloth sim. It seems to be draping incorrectly. Possibly my Balls are too small. Do you think i need to increase the size of my balls?
andy24shaw 1 year ago
@andy24shaw What the f*ck?
TTTJackson 11 months ago
@andy24shaw I know what you mean, it just sounds effed up
TTTJackson 11 months ago
@TTTJackson thanks for your thoughts, actually I think i'm ok, I keep getting heaps of emails about increasing my ball size and potency, so maybe these will be of help
andy24shaw 11 months ago
Dude, i havent laughed so hard in months! Thank you!
OrangeTang666 1 year ago
yessssss
furQ 1 year ago
It's in HD too ._.
uzumakinaruto246 1 year ago 2
why?
TheLordoffoxes 1 year ago 2
You should have dipped the balls in a mouth.
CatsGoMoo100 1 year ago 3
ARE YOU BORED?
poloneso 1 year ago
I've discovered the meaning of life.
MetroidTixer 1 year ago 2
scrotumy redish colour...
jabobab 1 year ago
i love how this guy is totally legit through this hole thing
no laughing
danthebard 1 year ago 83
He probably practiced and rehearsed over and over.
uzumakinaruto246 1 year ago
@danthebard
orly daniel sound familiar
NihilismIsFunny 1 year ago
@NihilismIsFunny
what do you mean elvis?
danthebard 1 year ago
A vat of urine! hahaha
vks24 1 year ago
hahaahahaha
mactheo 1 year ago
scary shit
MarcelDV 1 year ago
NOW IN HIGH DEFINITION OH MY!
irnybru 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fetteranton 1 year ago
i love how you sound serious/professional through the entire video this is great LOL
jasonbrotherton 1 year ago 3
also balls aren't spherical, they're ovular in shape, lol do you even have balls? jkjk
shitnrun 1 year ago
@shitnrun holy geez gimme a break. Did you watch the video ? I said I'd get into testicular deformation in another tutorial. You can't teach everything in 1 tutorial.
ndb3dgj 1 year ago 9
hahahaha, awesome.
RestillHabb 1 year ago
why not just use a picture of balls instead of chicken legs?
shitnrun 1 year ago
@shitnrun because these are chicken balls
ndb3dgj 1 year ago 11
@ndb3dgj wisdom.
IIDXTrick 1 year ago
good balls
Bleeep 1 year ago
This is even more hilarious with the captions turned on.
adman4t 1 year ago 5
@adman4t oh my god it's unbelievably bad
Ghosafizzle 1 year ago
...but why would you need to?
TheWonderfulWombat 1 year ago
Hahaha! Why are you making balls?
HABOPP 1 year ago
you really have to watch this one in HD
twinxor 1 year ago