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  • Personally, I thought she didn't know Paris was there. The moment she saw the spotlight all shining on Paris, she felt bad and regretted and said "Oh sweetie". But no doubt Paris is stupid, why is she in public when she's about to go to jail?

  • i was kind of hoping that sarah silverman was talking shit about the city in France but whatever

  • Stupid drunk can't take a joke. She could have killed someone, she can't even drive sober!

  • @ilovebelladonna have thousand of people laughing at you simultaneously is great. if she got got and shot her i would have died laughing...............im not even a fan of paris

  • paris was certainly looking for attention by appearing on here just before going to jail, weird of her haha! Not sure THIS was the kind of attention she wanted.LOL

  • LOLLLLLLLLLL

  • Ouch....

    

  • Brilliant joke!  Fucking funny and then to see douchebag Hilton with a frown on her face was the topper.

  • Wait... she's talking about "staying strong" and crap for a 23(!) days sentence..? Pfffft hahahahaha!

  • it was hilarious whe paris was cying for her mommy when they took her to jail

  • 23 days ??? *Facepalm* Only Fucking Celebs !!!

  • let's release a xxx sex tape and make u famous. kim Kardashian did the same thing

  • POWND!

  • I would never get tired of punching Paris Hilton in her smug face

  • I can't be the only one that expected a joke about France, can I?

  • Since when is the word 'penis' a profanity?

  • @loopstheloop Since feminists have demonized masculinity in today's society.

  • @LoveSteroid

    So your penis must be small, huh?

    "Penis" and a lot of other words (including vagina) have ALWAYS been officially considered vulgar over the air. Only in recent years have words like that been opening up to mainstream use depending on if used clinically or for humor.

    So, you and Osama bin Laden have at thing against women, make hateful shit up to stir anti-woman sentiment, and blame them for your woes. Lots in common, you two.

  • *Sarcasm* great censoring editing

  • goooooo sarah...kill that whore!!!

  • poor paris, she shoulda kicked her ass:p

  • thats hilarious haha i love sarah silverman and what does paris mean staying strong? if you didnt want to go to prison then dont break the law dumb bitch

  • @FroderickProductions

    Agreed. Staying strong would've meant avoiding certain behaviors in the first place. It's delusional. Like single mothers who call themselves role-models for finishing school (!) or dads who congratulate themselves for participating in their kids' lives.

    No, these are things people simply do. You don't get congratulations or props for "staying strong".

    Sarah did feel bad about that though. She said so in another video (v=tv_t1XHweB0) & you can see it in her face after.

  • They censored penises. That's insane.

  • @wesselbindt

    agreed

  • SARAH SILVER"MAN" WANKER NO CALL FOR THT SHIT... BECOZ SARAH UR UGLY AND HAVE TO PICK ON HOTT WOMEN NO NEED FOR IT JEALIOUS CUN!! :)

  • Why are the top comments hating on Sarah Silverman? She's hilarious.

  • Eva Mendes laughing. lol

  • lmfao Brilliant

  • that is precious.

  • she got owned

  • she couldnt have been funnier if hitler had walked in the room.

  • if i could i would probly give sarah silverman a high five after she said that

  • Paris should laugh, but she takes herself too seriously. I'd laugh like hell. If you like the bone, don't get mad.

  • i love her stupid smug look as if to say "im strong and so much better than this jew" no not at all you fake bitch, she's making fun of you for fucking up ur perfect slutty life so suck it up and laugh it off like everyone else does. its called comedy!

  • Other than Sucking on Cock what does Paris actually do?

  • @Cashback13 She's an evolutionist. 

  • @caf789 She's an idiot and terrible role model to young impressionable girls.

  • Paris, if you can't do the time don't do the crime:P

  • I have always despised Paris Hilton ever since her ridiculus prison sentence fiasco back then. Way to go Sarah....Get over it Paris she's a comedian.

  • Since when is "penis" a word that must be censored? I'm glad they left in last syllable, so we do know that she was talking about more than one.

  • hahahaha love it!

  • i find it funny.

    she's a comedian. it's what comedians do.

    i'm not a fan of bullying either, but it's not like sarah picked on paris the entire night?

    jeez.

    and plus. they made up.

    world's happy.

    god damn.

  • paris isn't very good at hiding her emotions is she, you'd though she would have a hard shel being in hollywood and all..

  • She is so mean...

  • FUCK A JEW, IN ALL RELIGIONS JEWS ARE THE ENEMY!

    THE TORAH WAS FOR THE ISRAELITES,NO MENTION OF JEWS IN THE OLD TESTAMENT, WHAT THE FUCK IS A MOTHERFUCKING JEW ANYWAY? THERE WHERE 12 TRIBES OF ISRAELITES, THINK! FUCK THEM!

  • @shrappnells u idiot. she is intelligent. therefore not religious therefore not a jew. a jew is someone who practices judaism. judaism is a religion.

  • @mrnoodleisdead i think youre the friggin idiot. You are suggesting that only a stupid person can be religious.

    Cause ìntelligent` people are automatic non religious.

    Fuckface brainwashed retard.

  • @shrappnells exactly right. i am suggesting that only idiots are religious. read some history and accept the truth. if you believe in the easter bunny as an adult you are also an idiot. there is zero difference between the possibility the easter bunny and gods exist. the only difference is you weren't brainwashed to believe that the poor bunny is real. wake up bunnybrains.

  • 23 days lol sounds rough hahaha

  • dam this bitch has no respect. the reason why she did that was because she knew paris would have done nothing about it. if it were someone else, that bitch would have probably gotten her teeth straight..

  • @21joedaddy Respect is earned

  • Paris was on Piers Morgan's show last night with her mom, and they both broke down when they started talking about her sex tape. She was devastated that it would probably the longest-lasting and most famous video segment of her that her children would end up seeing.

    I personally hope that this clip becomes that famous someday.

  • Hahaha that was awesome!

  • Golden TV.

  • take that paris!

  • gosh that so fucking mean !!!!

  • HAHAHAHA........Hilarious.....­..that was awesome.

  • 2 skanks going at it...great tv

  • @TheEmmenceSwan That's the beauty of comedy. You need to be able to take a joke if you're gonna be in the spotlight. But for a chick who is famous for getting fucked on camera, having rich parents and saying "thats hot" she's doing very well for herself.

  • They r both hores what do you want me to say

  • In "yo' face" Paris Hilton.... In "YO' FACE"!!!

  • An old high school joke. It was funny when i was 19. As elitest as the Hiltons are, she will never have to eat the yellow pudding. It was probably chicken on the bone day. Other inmate fans droppin off moon pies for autographing postcards. Probably smuggled sum cigs to puff on. Sarah would know all about that kinda stuff.

  • why did they censor penisesis......no wait, that didnt cum out right, i meant.......nevermind

  • LMFAO!!! OWNED

  • I can't stand unfunny Silverman but that was a good joke aimed at a blonde joke. They're both still lame though.

  • it was beeped i couldnt understand it can someone tell me what she said please and ty

  • @DropAllAlone

    she asked for the bars to be painted like penises

  • lol so funny

  • Paris Hilton was obviously scared and did not want to laugh. Her sentence was fairly light, given how she landed in that situation, and it's a given that people are going to have fun with it.

    And to put it in internet slang, Sarah Silverman OWNED her!

  • What is Paris Hiltons claim to fame?

  • @john17972 exactly. to quote Dennis Leary"not only is she devoid of any of the things that make a famous person famous, she cant cook she ant clean and anyone with internet access knows she cant fuck or suck a dick worth a shit, either"

  • @john17972 she records herself fucking

  • I'm not a fan of Sarah Silverman's by any means, but that burn DID make me laugh. Thumbs up.

  • f*ck her

  • PARIS = WHORE

    I meant Hilton, not the city... lol

  • @Spritz86 No, not lol...

  • burned...she still hasn't recovered.

  • anyone catch the "Haiyoooooo!!!!" ?

  • ROFL!! NO MERCY!

  • Who is Sarah Silverman again? Wasn't she an extra on Star Trek Voyager.... Not that I'm a fan of Paris Hilton or anything..but Sarah's humor is more dry then a sponge outside on a hot Arizona afternoon

  • paris almost laught u can tell if u stgare hard enouph at her reaction

  • hahahahahahahaaaa I LOVE YOU SARAH !!!

  • HOW....humiliating.

  • She did crack a slight smile though lol..

    Gotta love Sarah.

  • @HurtMeSoul108 No you don't

  • @bush1tman No I don't what dickshit? Get the eff outta here.

  • @HurtMeSoul108 Don't what? Gotta love Sarah. Nobody gotta jackass. She's a piece of shit.

  • Paris is like 'I didn't get it?'

  • That's the first thing I've ever heard Sarah say that made me laugh.

  • @Violet1974

    Me, too! And it was well deserved! xD

  • Ok i hate paris shes a slut but mann this is just wrong and mean..

  • XD XD XD

  • HAHA! i hate Paris, love the joke!!^^

  • Sarah I think was trying to make her feel more comfortable. I don't think she meant to offend her.

  • 23 days?? what a fuking pussy

  • bahahahaha, perfect! I can't stand that talentless whore

  • so what, sarah does not suck?

  • I'm not a huge Sarah Silverman fan, but that shit was hillarious, made my day. If Paris doesn't like being made fun of, maybe she should stop acting so stupid.

  • @shardyma ya because the reason you dont get made fun of by celebrities is because you never act stupid right?

  • @budsmokerthc Oh, I've done stupid shit, who hasn't, but I don't cry about it if somebody says something, and I don't try to come off as somebody different than who I am like she does. Sorry, I'm not a superficial whore, my bad

  • @budsmokerthc Of course I act stupid, but I laugh it off with everybody else. If I do something and people make fun of me for it, I fucking own it and laugh with them.

  • @shardyma

    Me, neither.

    Exactly, Paris is asking for parody and slams like that, with her snobby, spoiled behavior.

  • It's a JOKE. She should've just been a good sport and laugh.

  • @raw00L what are you talking about? ..watch it again. she smiled.

  • the funniest part, is that the joke we watched was a clip taken from what looked like a NEWS station haha

  • It is funny but its not fair paris had to sit through it

  • haha so funny. I love Sarah silverman.

  • It was true at least(:

  • LOOOOVVVEE her ..

  • that was mean

    

  • at least she smiled..... probably cause of what she wants to do to her

  • Sarah's an evil bitch .

  • @alspearscyrus thats why we love her

  • itd be funny if paris was laughing. To the rest of the world, even i, it may seem funny but can you imagine what paris might have been thinking at that moment for someone to talk about her in front of the world like that.... i mean that's like getting embarrassed at school by a girl you don't like.....

  • @RockGodessKatieKilla Except Paris is an adult who has a certain reputation. Jokes will be made, and props to Sarah for making those jokes in front of her.

  • LoL another example of a jew praying on a w.a.s.p

  • hahahahahaha awww sweeetie!

  • i luv u sarah

  • Uhh, how the fuck did the Olsen twins come into this shit?

  • Ouch. She's sitting right there and you can see the pain on her face.

  • If I was Paris I'd be laughing. That was funny!!

  • that was just wrong. paris mite be dumb but tht was too mean. and y was the audience laughing and clapping?

  • @MrIliketocomment probably because she's a whore

  • @MrIliketocomment

    because it funny

  • what's sara saying after break her teeth...?? she said: and those things?¿

  • @vampire18tiff "break her teeth on those things"

  • LOL the face on her ,,,,

  • It was a great joke, Paris is a dumb bitch for not laughing

  • @mm5425 i guess to be fair she is going through a "tough time" but you know...she's a stupid spoilt whore.

  • Bad girl, Sarah! You really pissed Paris off. The less enemies we make in life, the better off we all are

  • now if a white girl says the same shit to a kike all heck would break loose!

  • I would love to have a threesome with Paris Hilton and Sarah Silverman, they are both sooo damn hot!!!!

  • that was amazing.

  • hahaaahahh silverman rocks!!!!

  • Blah blah! I love you Sarah. I feel nothing for paris. It's funny.

  • my new hero

  • We need more assholes like Sarah. I wish she would go into politics. She is a jew so she could. :D

  • Had it coming.

    If you're famous and you do something stupid, you belong to South Park, SNL, and stand-up comedy.

  • Poor Paris Hilton. She has feelings too. Stand up comedians need to start coming up with comedic sketches that find comedy in situation and characters. Not taking the easy way out by making fun of someone else. Nobody is making fun of the fact that she wet the bed until well into her teens and that she battles clinical depression. Nobody mentioned how she used the word "chink" on television and refused to apologize for using the ethnic slur. Everyone has their faults, its wrong to pick at them.

  • @TheEarPlugs

    «Nobody is making fun of the fact that Sarah Silverman wet the bed until well into her teens» BECAUSE she is herself making fun of it all the time. And if anyone else did, not only she wouldn't care, but she would have a good laugh too.

    Paris Hilton is known all over the world for being a dumb slut (and please don't go with the «she's a business woman too» cause her whole business is based on her sluttery anyway) , so what do you thinks she expects?

  • @Tralalere I agree with you 100%. I just don't think its right to make fun of people. she was only doing that to get cheap laughs out of someone who everyone knows is a slut. Everyone is calling it comedic genius, I'm calling it "douche-baggary" mainly because that's what she is doing she is acting like one of the many douche bags you meet in real life. You know the kids in school who would make fun of you to get attention, just because they were preppy. We all know these people.

  • @Tralalere concerning the 'business woman' thing, do you really suppose she actually has to do anything besides sign her name on a bunch of stuff? I'm quite sure that trained professionals actually design the shoes and create the perfumes, and she just spends a few minutes telling them what she likes then poses for the ads.

  • @moonlily1

    That's actually what I think too...Same goes for the Olsen twins and the book «written by» Nicole Richie...

  • @Tralalere I actually think that the Olsen twins really do design their clothing line or at least some kind of active role in it....I had no idea Nicole Richie wrote a book- I did know she had a very nice jewelry line. Bottom line, if you have a famous name, you can get into any kind of business you want, without any kind of education, experience, talent or qualifications, and they don't actually have to do much besides develop a marketing concept.

  • @TheEarPlugs It's a goddamn joke. Paris is a multimillionaire who makes a living being whorey. If she is such an upstanding figure she would just let the joke slide, because its a joke. Big deal, this isnt 2nd grade. Get over it, it was funny.

  • @camhirtle I see your philosophy hate anyone that the TV tells you to, just because the TV says she is a whore. Fuck you, I have an opinion and just because everyone else on here is saying its not that bad to make fun of someone, I AM! so go fuck yourself. You douche. So you calm the fuck down Sarah isn't going to suck your dick. If everyone on here was saying Sarah was wrong you would be on here saying Sarah is wrong because you can't think for yourself.

  • @TheEarPlugs Who says I need Sarah to suck my dick? She's not even that hot I just think her comedy is funny. Some people just get sick of self-righteous pricks who want to be politically correct 24/7. So go take your profanity and watch some PBS. Noone is buying into your BS progaganda. Good day. ;-)

  • LMAFO THIS IS EPIC xD

    Normally I would be offended at someone insulting a person in front of their face like that.....But I can't stand that slutty idiotic twat paris so I just laughed my ass off. She is famous for absolutley nothing. She has absolutly no talent whatsoever. She is annoying, and someone needs to make her go away. Kudos to Sarah Silvermann, it takes alotta nerve to say it like it is ^_^

  • paris should learn to laugh at herself.

  • Paris Hilton was went home crying almost immediately. She's famous for being a whore and nothing else. Sarah Silverman's a whore, but she's also hysterical-she's contributing something of value to scoiety.

  • I dislike both of them - Paris Hilton is utterly stupid and embarrassing, and Sarah Silverman is a wicked, racist Jewish Bitch.

    PS: How on earth can someone call his daughter "Paris"?? lol This is not only fucking stupid, its cheap and classless. I wonder if her stupid parents had called their son "Amsterdam" ??

  • @Elberiver11 That's so funny I forgot you we're bitter.

  • @Elberiver11 Sarah is not a racist, the joke she told was meant to satirize the racist statement, to those of us who actually can grasp that concept. And this was funny, what is not to laugh Paris makes millions off of teens being slutty. The joke was funny, get over it.

  • lol she DOES think it's funny (paris)

  • Paris = SLUT

  • someone has the whole video??

  • Bachelor of english, here's some paper, write then donate for .10$ a copy of your suck story to someone who cares biatch

  • haha i love sarah silverman she just doesn't give a fuck

  • Look at EVA mends smiling! She's a HUGE DICK SUCKER herself!!! Just look at those Dick sucking lines around her mouth!!

  • they'd better start painting those bars again to look like dicks

  • hahahahahah! good job Sarah :D

  • funny joke at the wrong time and hey she got arrested again and may go to jail again

  • ahhhhhhhhh! she's fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @everyone who is mad i stuck up for Paris: ahem, fuck you all. ss is a jealous little bitch. she stood onstage and said- oh i want to be a man. yeah. that is not funny. she goes straight for the sex jokes because she is not funny. she goes for shock value because once again- she is not funny. ss needs to get another famous boyfriend before her career totally disappears...oh wait...too late.

  • Imagine that - people getting all bent out of shape because Sarah Silverman insulted a woman who was named after a hotel . . . simply amazing . . .

  • Amazing, simply amazing. Paris and Lindsay do a week or two in jail for an offense that most people do 90 days for, and people think that's too harsh.  What self-absorbed vacuous twits these girls are. And kudos to Sarah Silverman for knocking Paris down a peg or two. She should do the same to Lindsay Lohan as well.