Missing Girl Probably Raped

[fearnottheunknown]

That's not funny...

[MrDontHaveusername]

Even if this is a joke, its a tasteless and disgusting one. this can hardly be called any satire

[La1930CosaNostra]

WTF? What type of news is this?

[garrasninja]

that poll is incredibly fucked up

[Sarkhan0711]

omg this cant be real thats so fucked upppp lol wtfffffffffffff

[crazyAlexander23]

LOL  :D

[crjb78]

lol at first, i was like WTF, it's sick, but funny.

[P14Drummer]

man i just love how the bitchy newscaster goes on about how terrible it is, and expressing every detail, only making it worse

[Ieatlikeubreathe]

u know its a joke right... its from onion news its a satire

[UpInFlam3z]

lol u dumbass, it's a fake. it's just a major rip on the media. wow i seriously can't believe people think this is real by the time it reaches the "Live Web Poll" lol

[Ledwix]

Lol, "mathematicians make new, harder math."

[ILoveSushyi]

okay, always take a mini knife/pocket knife with you(ESPIACIALLY WHEN YOU'RE GOING SOMEWHERE!)

[GravejrI]

It's satire people. It does say something though when an absolute piss take of the media can be so easily mistaken as the real media.

[xxsuger]

thats awful telling the parents that shez pretty so shez prob getting raped

[PennyLanePink]

And the point of this video is???

[peecocku]

LOL being dismembered .....

[emanzdaone]

Fuckin vultures! just luv it wen a stories bad dnt they? that womans a bitch! llol.

[1991robcrawford]

lmao! class

[ClerAchel]

the onion in the bottom corner kinda implies it might be a fake...

[lol169]

the last scene should of had the sound of the front door opening and her walking in absolutley fcked.

[clearyxxx]

that is fukin awful to her parents aswell

[zoe4994]

Yeh please tell me this is fakee?

[moriya2k2]

this totally reminds me of Nancy Grace

[dragonx2040]

LMFAOOOOO

"Computer similation will show what the rape looked like." LOL

[dragonforcesuks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I almost believed this at first.

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I live in Indiana-part time. And that reporter seemed like a bit of a bitch when she was talking to the parents. I mean you NEVER want to say that to two parents who have lost their child. NEVER!!!

[mdogg2294]

its a fake joke.

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Oh...Ok! I'm a bit happier!

[vance111]

Haha people will believe anything they see on the news these days. This is good proof.

[cadvo]

what ended up happening, was she found, does anyone know

[Nicegirl1234]

this is FAKE... omg i first thought it was real and i was so shocked of the stupid news reporters! lol it kinda hars making fun of these things when they accualy really do happen...

[MetalMusicOfficial]

Theres no way this was real...

[GILL999SMITH]

OK, I DID believe this 'news' stiry for a the first two minutes....

[NCdrummerXC112]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[patmadr73]

this new reporter is so stupid.

Is this for real, media is horrible now a days

no symphaty for the family, so sad.

[primalclaws]

these news "coverages" CRACK ME UP

[lllshokoboylll]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHA.. in the question all the options are that the girl is getting raped.. yea lets cheer the parents so they tranquilize :p

[xXOWENXXHARDSTYLEXx]

lol parents say she has never been raped... lol when we return computer simulation shsows what rape may have looked like... lol these r genius, but my fave is probably the internet crash 1

[Vhannoy]

SONY TO OFFER FREE NINTENDO WII.

[VYRALL]

more offensive = more funny

[Makedonwow]

Q.I.L.F. list?....!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHahhahahahA­HHA

those scrolling text news are so fucking rofl

[becciliz]

you are so sick

[ADDACRDS]

"raped to death..." !!

[NapoleonVillafranca]

why do people get all pissed about this! have you ever watched Nancy Grace! she always assumes its a rapist or a serial killer!

[melissa983]

WTF!

[Guitarchikk]

"parents say daughter has not been raped before"

[iiloveyoulots]

hahahha this is fake just like gooseman2k2 said.

"perhaps she was wrapped in plastic tied up with duct tape and thrown into a nearby lake. would that give you comfort?"

ahhhaah like how the hell would that make them more comfortable.

[Joanavoice]

this is so stupid what ass came up with this rape isnt funny fuck the asses who think of this shit.

[boko577]

that is funny that the girl keeps saying stuff to the parents like, "how does it feel that your daughter has possible gotten raped over and over?"

and a better part is at 2:o5 about.. haha

[princeaizen]

Oh God!!! They are on to me

[trance2307]

LMFAO genius

[Gooseman2k2]

are u guyz for REAL? this is SO FAKE if u cant tell that, ur a bigger tard than the REAL news or people who watch it

[QueenOfThe40Thieves]

my god that news lady and dude is a bitch. "PERHAPS SHE WAS WRAPPED IN PLASTIC TIED UP WITH DUCT TAPE AND THROWN INTO A NEAR BY LAKE." my god i hate the news.

[reborn84]

The broadcaster is too presumptious and insensitive. Gosh! She could be the killer! That's why she's so certain.

Does anyone know if she's been fired??

[maddiedog81]

This is a fake newscast from the onion.

[Kaze2K7]

People like you are why I support taxation on oxygen.

[kunoo71]

This is a fake intewive. Im laughing.-

[aliczmow]

What kinda news broadcast is this??! WOW...Is this really really for real....My God...

[ladyerickson70]

i just loce how they jump right in and think that shes been raped she is in fact missing they blow thing way out of the reality of it they know nothing she needs to be found thats the main fact they need to find her and find out from her ,what happened i hope she is ok and get back to her family ,i hate the media and the lies they spread.

[Bloodhownd96]

LMAO the news reporter are so mean to the parents.

[blessedhell0024]

this is part of a series of funny news reports look up the internet crash and for those of you who put wierd post like madosenshi and richard watch your back because "We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow."-Ted Bundy

[madosenshibreaka]

Im jacking it to this story right now!

[grilledwhatulike2]

FUCK YEA!

[RichardTran0]

Personally I would rape her.....Niiice

[mrguymanjr]

lol

"i dont believe anythnglike that has happened"

"sure you do, moving on..."

this is ONION news, satire news, its meant to be fake and funny

[SanAndreas6guy]

If you did, what editing program did you use? Greatest.

[Bredac]

It's sad that people can't tell the difference between satire and real news.

[kubrickfan72]

this is hilarious!

[firfuxsake]

this is sick

[blightsmite]

I'm from Indiana, I remember when this happened. So sad.

[kubrickfan72]

dude, this is not a real news story. so you couldn't possibly have remembered when it happened. This is not real, it's a joke! haven't you heard of the Onion?

[blightsmite]

Her name is Meagan Richter(sp?), google her if you don't believe me!. I remember her disappearing because I live in the same neighborhood as she.

[kubrickfan72]

dude, I googled it just for kicks. There is not and never has been a girl named Megan Richter that has gone missing. When I googled the name Megan Richter the only links that came up were for this Onion story. So once again, THIS IS JUST A JOKE. The Onion DOES NOT put out videos that have anything to do with actual missing persons. Onion is a COMEDY WEBSITE! Wake the fuck up!

[TaffyAlpha]

Anyone who feels the urge to tell other people that the onion is fake must be an idiot. I assume you thought this was real before people told YOU that it was fake...

[kubrickfan72]

TaffyAlpha, you are a moronic idiot. And a total dipshit. Nobody ever had to tell me the onion was fake. If you had actually read my previous comments, you would have realized that I was telling the person that the Onion was fake because he was convinced this was a legitamate news story and that he had seen this story on his local news station. So the next time you send someone an insulting comment make sure you know what you are talking about first, bitch.

[TaffyAlpha]

Kubrickfan, I am well aware that you know that the onion is a joke. Stop letting people in on the TRUTH about the onion because it takes the fun out of reading the comments. Jeeze, it's there's no point in reading the comments anymore because people like you keep on blatantly making it apparent that the onion is fake.

[kubrickfan72]

TaffyAlpha, maybe you should have sent me a message letting me know that what I was doing was taking the fun out of reading their stupid comments! I can appreciate that! Instead you left me a reply calling me an idiot, etc. forcing me to leave you a rude comment in return. You could have tried to be "freindly" and you would have gotten your point accross without both of us resorting to rude comments. So let's just bury the hatchet and get back to the YouTube videos. Agreed? Peace! :)

[DeadGummyBears]

They're like "Yeah your daughter got raped and tortured. She's dead. Shes not coming back. Sorry you suck!" when they don't really know anything....

[peachchampagne]

its fake. at the end. it says there will be a computer simulation of the rape.

[drinkbudyXD]

it means they want to show how the rape would look like trough a simulation,but it still is fake and it still is sick,and you are wrong !

[peachchampagne]

how am i wrong. i said exactly what you just repeated.

[MacyLovegood]

Ok I actually thought this was real until they zoomed into the underwear then I knew it was fake. Near the ending was funny but I still don't think it's very good to joke about rape. It was funny but still...

[MorkDaOrc]

They are just making a spoof on the Media. Everytime a girl goes missing the media does this exact thing and make the situation as worse as they can to get better views.

[TheSamanthaA]

Hey, I know crazy I was making my last comments while i was watching the video, I just the END of it OHHHHH LOL

That was funny.

So Plz ignore my last comments LOL

[TheSamanthaA]

I'm not going to lie, the man reporter, kind of went to detail about the rape, what's worse is that the parents were RIGHT there!!! LOL LOL

I do hope that they found her!!

[CoombesterUK]

Comedy genius.

[zxman123]

ok the news lady is telling the parents the kid is probably dead in a nearby lake thats just mean shes like making them more sad

[lovingducks]

thats just plain sick, horrible

[whatfuk]

this is fucken fake!!!it has to be no one is allowed to take like that at leat not in the u.s.a in fact i never even heard of this news channel.

[balderdash707]

man, you are dumb

plain and simple

[whatfuk]

come suck my dick bitch plain and simple....

[whatfuk]

you must be a fag look at your videos as your favorites...lol

[alwayzsic]

I was looking at your favorite vidoes on ur profile and I just one thing to asked are you gay????will you suck on my cock????

[balderdash707]

No matter how desperate I get for a blowjob, I would never let a gay man give me one. That's just disgusting. The fact that you can get aroused by such an idea just makes me wonder.

[Mirrorrim]

"Father's plea to rapist.."

Hahaha, too funny. The Onion is genius.

[andyjm1989]

reminds me of the bitch nancy grace

[Braunie333]

wtf, "Perhaps she was merely wrapped in plastic, tied up with duct tape and thrown in a lake. Does that make you feel better?"

No offense, but those ppl should b fire, they r being so brutal and insensetive to those parents.

again, i am sorry if i offend anyone bc of wat i just said. I just think thats cruel

[joinclasscivilian]

It's not real you idiot. It's The-motherfucking-Onion.

[Braunie333]

dont have to be so negative you dunce. i was simply stating it

[TheSamanthaA]

dude I totally agree!!! They keep talking about rape, and the man is going in DEEP DETAIL

Hello...the parents are RIGHT THERE!!!

[legiapiotr]

stupid

[hay1337]

would be funnier if she was 5 or somthin

[PrzemekZanko]

Brilliant parody of media. No doubt they'd do something like that if they were allowed to.

[igorio23]

sick humor

[Jolt459]

This is a good, it's just like CNN...HAhAHAH

[goobmcspazatron]

intelligent. tasty. funny. and feels so good to watch.

please keep!

[RainbowMonkeeMittens]

I understand "dark" humor is something some folks just can't reach, but It IS very funny and really "on the mark". Social satire on how perfunctory and incendiary the news media is. Anything to make a "juicy" story even MORE juicy, injecting dire postulations rather than reporting simple fact, completely without conscience and very self-serving. If the Onion went 'light" on this, it wouldn't make for good, sharp critisism, and goodness knows the U.S. media is really overdue for it.

[tahoecigs]

ROFLMAO! Love it!

[SackMaDack]

WHAT THE FUCK? This news station is asking to be raided.

[andyjm1989]

its not real you stupid moron

[damuyankees]

why the hell wud they have a poll like that?? sick fags (1.04)

[thevibration]

stupid. tasteless. unfunny. and painful to watch. please remove!

[BMiddy]

Smart. Tastefull. Easy to watch.  Please upload many more!