Added: 2 years ago
From: PolskaRezystans
Views: 88,591
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (617)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • tactical mute incoming

  • wtf

  • that was shite

  • @jeffhardylitafan

    FUCK JEREMY CLARKSON!

  • 108 people Jeremy Clarkson made a fool of them

  • @alagy 1,430 people are fools.

  • That said, regarding the utter useless stupidness of this clip, the integrity f the maker is self explanatory...

  • Sir Jeremy Clarkson is without a doubt one of the worlds most reknowned television presenters, and most f all, an ENTERTAINER of note, thus, if you are left in any way offended by, or unable to se the humor in his hilarious views on the strange ways of the "mighty"nations around the world, you do indeed have the integrity of a minor.. or an American birth certificate... :-)

  • @namibgtv6 Are you trying to force your opinions unto me? It's not going to work, you know?

  • @PolskaRezystans onto, that isn't the proper use of unto

  • @blacknight1313 Yeah, sieg heil to you too, ya fuckin' Grammar Nazi!

  • @namibgtv6 P.S., I bet you and a lot of Jeremy's fans have the intelligence of a minor.

  • @PolskaRezystans a child? that is complete nonsense, learn english please

  • If you think that it's crap and I bet you are just FLAG it as Spam - fraud/scam because this vid is just waste of memory space on server...

    Arrogance and ignorance of America knows no boundaries :)

  • @hpod3sx If you FLAG it as spam, then you're wasting your time.

  • @PolskaRezystans hahaha. Człowieku ja do ciebie po polsku, a ty mi po angielsku? Chcesz pokazać jaki jesteś "cool"? Wyjeb to śmieciowe video, bo naprawdę marnujesz miejsce na serwerze takim gównem. USA zakłamane szambo, tak samo jak lista twoich "the best cars" - gówno obok gówna. Bede codziennie zaglądał i codziennie spamował taki szajs!

  • Fuck u

    Fuck off

    And burn in hell u american bastard whoever made this

  • @dukeboy1998 Actually, the dude who made the video is Danish. I'm just uploading it to get the word out.

  • Funny thing is, Jeremy Clarkson always makes factual jokes about the general disfunctionality of Americans, and the hopeless crap they call ahthoomohhbiehhlls...

  • @namibgtv6 if you don't like them don't buy them, and have a nice day racist

  • @namibgtv6 "Factual jokes"? Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron?

  • @PolskaRezystans you're an oxymoron... oh wait, no, you're just an idiot...

  • @habbathejut I know you are, bu what am I?

  • @PolskaRezystans bo pieprzysz bez sensu dlatego cie tak nazwał. Clarkson zawsze sobie żartuje z tego szamba zwanego dalej USA w inteligentny sposób, Nie wymyśla niewiarygodnych rzeczy tylko przedstawia fakty w formie żartu. Czyli po prostu inteligentnie śmieje się amerykanom w ryj :)

  • @ScottyAndLucy I love how you ironically demonstrate a form of ignorance yourself by stereotyping a whole group of people. It's why I think all you Top Gear fans have the collective IQ of a 12-year old boy.

    And I'm glad you have chosen not to visit, because I would have strangled you if I detected your presence on my soil.

  • You recorded a youtube video and made a youtube video out of it. dude you fail at life.

  • @liamdudeeee NO, some other guy recorded a YouTube video and made a YouTube video out of it. I'm just a messenger.

  • a dumbass redneck made this, i can tell by how cheaply made this is, hahhahahahahh

  • this is soo fucked up, it just makes my day XP

  • @drewiscoolXD Well, I'm glad it made your day.

  • Flagged, reported, and disliked have a nice day :)

  • @94jrose AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!­! Oh my, you're just too funny! You can't flag a video just for disliking it, you slorg!

  • Don't matter to me that I got tricked, but I'm still flagging it for misleading text

  • the fuck is this trash? Uploader, do youself and the world a favor and drop your computer out a windows

  • @jyell31 Drop Windows? So what do you want me to use instead? Linux? Unix?

  • @PolskaRezystans really? you cant figure that out? he means throw your computer out a window. re re

  • @MrBingping It's a joke, you dipstick.

  • I somehow can't see Jeremy apologizing to the United States. Also, to everybody commenting about the United States citizens all being the same, you are the narrow minded ones. Even though, unfortunately, there is a large number of people who think of us as the one and only supreme country and so on, many of us know better and try to defy that stereotype of Americans (not to mention their long road trip was in the most unintelligent part of the country). Also, most of the comments are for laughs.

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT. WHOEVER POSTED THIS IS A DAMN FOOL.

  • @OldKingPole Well, in that case, there must be more than one fool.

  • you are blatenly some american who has made a pathetic attempt at trying to hide the fact that americans are so narrow minded (as proved in the real dvd) they belive their country is the only one that exists in the world

  • @dahorn100011 OK, first of all, I was NOT the one who made this video, and second of all, I've heard that schmaltz before, which I find quite illogical.

  • Top Gear fans are unintelligent POSbrain idiots..! 567 commentary and their 1284 dislikes r the proof

  • @TheARMAProductions Most people I spoke to about Top Gear perfer the British version. And were from the US.

  • Haha the "like" bar is shorter than kim kardashian's wedding...

  • FUCK AMERICA

  • what a horrible waste of 7 minutes

  • This is the absolute stupidest waist of time to watch or worse, put together!

    Watching grass grow is better than this.

  • I'd like the 5 minutes I just wasted on this back. Ugh.

  • you people who don't like uk top gear are so closed minded it scares me, 1st it's a tv show not a cult don't hate the fans just because they enjoy a laugh (myself included), 2nd maybe try watching it for more than just the intro, 3rd and finally i have a pretty good idea that for the most part, the people who don't like Clarkson probably just got a little too heated after he cracked a joke about their cars. I bet the joke was funny.

  • @NJsurfkid1994 You people who like UK Top Gear and bash others for not liking it or making fun of it are so close-minded it scares me. 1. However, I do give you credit for acknowledging that it's merely a TV show. Most of these guys seem to think it's more than that. 2. I've seen more than just the intro to know that it's dreck, and 3. So maybe I did? Funniness is subjective, after all.

  • @PolskaRezystans This video was a fucking failure. Well done mate. If you think this is funny then God help you (god isn't real though)

  • @NJsurfkid1994 I agree it is nothing scientific just entertainment.

  • @NJsurfkid1994 i think he is a boring ass person really boring just the way he talks is fucking boring i dont hate the guy just think hes boring

  • Thanks brosepths.

  • Comment removed

  • This video is brought to you from the great funnyfarm in the western world.

    The us gave us crappy cars, crappy bikes and stuff like this...

  • in the actual video..he tests the Americans wit .....and it's pretty humiliating..

  • @hector89910 In the actual video, he tries to one-up Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" segment and fails miserably.

  • ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZ­ZZZZZz....

  • what a good joke!

  • How people like this sh1t?

  • @mr2v6sc How people don't like it?

  • @PolskaRezystans Get a Life!

  • @mr2v6sc Shut up.

  • @mr2v6sc

    how can people like Top Gear?

    Top Gear sucks.

  • Dumbass Video

  • what kind of fucking slow motion do you have- it takes 2 secs to say sorry and the vid lasts for over 7 mins

  • I'm watching a youtube video........on a youtube video.

  • Dislike bar = Darth Vader's light saber

  • I don't get it. He doesn't say sorry to America. It's just a machine saying nonsense.

  • @MacGyver920 Technically, he does. Go to the 0:48-0:49 mark.

  • @PolskaRezystans So why is the video 7 minutes long? What's the fucking point. This is the most fucked up stupidity I have ever witnessed. Seriously. It isn't even Jeremy talking, and nothing makes sense. I SERIOUSLY want ALL Americans to be banned from watching Top Gear. Please!

  • @PolskaRezystans fuck u stupid uploader. get a life and do something good for society in stead of making nonesense videos. i flagged this vid as a spam.

  • @dufferego87 What is wrong with you? Do you always assume that people who make joke videos have no life?

  • @PolskaRezystans of course, because u have nothing else to do in ur life, u make these horrible vids. so, grow up and get a life buddy

  • @dufferego87 Let me ask you: Did you suffer the same accident as Phineas Gage?

  • This is stupid.

  • lol i think its funny how he hates corvettes. i think he hates them because you can get a corvette for a third of the price of a ferrari that will leave it in the dust. he also hates us too because britian just dosent have any comparable sports cars. you make luxury and thats it. aston martin? give me a brake. put a ZR1 against anything they or anyone else makes under 750k.

  • Who ever did this needs to look in the mirror and say i am an idiot and now i have a world full of enemies how does this address anything that is even in the title come on UK top gear is the only real version of this show Jeremy is a wealth of knowledge ..i am from AU and he hangs shit on our car yes just 1 but i still think hes a legend remember this man has done what most of us want to please take this crap off the web

  • @jipp70 Don't you have a life? Stupid question, I suppose.

  • this is fucking retarded. im American, and i find that the ORIGINAL (British) version of top gear is way better. its funnier, they have a lot more automotive knowledge, and they are allowed to do a lot more there. and, instead of some comedian, some gay bastard (rutlage) and tanner foust (who i respect), they 3 funny, car knowledgeable hosts

  • Respond to this video...  CLARKSON KNOW HIS STUFF. AND IF SAYS AMERICAN CARS ARE SHITE, THEN THEY ARE SHITE

  • Respond to this video... american cars are crap. theres only the shelby. us europeans have the lead in motoring

  • @TheARMAProductions totally agree. usa top gear is not as funny even though still good. i prefer to have our chaps

  • funny, clarkson wouldn't actually mind saying all of that. he's a down to earth guy. and he's humble and he's said even worse things about himself than anybody else he's ever spoken of.

  • crap

  • loser

  • im american and i love the uk top gear, not to mention america makes fun of other countrys all the time

  • THAT SUCKED!!!!!!! JEREMY IS COOL!!

  • @mrautoman12 Aliens.

  • @mrautoman12 I made this video and if you have a problem, call me op on my phone:

    +4556655562

  • someone needs something to do

  • @TheARMAProductions Maybe it is.

  • Comment removed

  • @TheARMAProductions Well, I didn't make it, but whoever did make it & gave it to me was not American.

    As for the people who prefer that version...well, that's their problem!

  • Hey this sounds familiar... The Speech function in Windows XP!

  • @ivanorstar Nope, just Speakonia.

  • Spineless coward, show your face and let us hear your shit voice. You bloody coward. POS.

  • omg this my second time clicking on this video

  • MS-DOS is better than him.

  • unfuckingbelievable, this is the first youtube video Ive seen that is a screen rip of another fucking youtube video

  • @vevoscksballs Don't blame me, I was given this one by another guy to upload.

  • Hello My Name Is Jeremy Clarkson

    I am a loser and a moron and I like to get shit on by men I have a scat fetish

    yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea

    Tokyo Mew Mew is better than me

    Volvo 343 is better than me

    1997 Sony MVC-FD7 is better than me

    Mylar Balloons are better than me

    1980's box cars are better than me

    Muslim taxi drivers sucks, Sport cars sucks, new cars sucks, my fans sucks, Rap/Rock/Pop sucks, oval sucks, Dragon ball Z sucks, boys stuff sucks, manly sucks, USB Disks sucks, Popping sucks

  • @DoReMiForever I agree with you on Dragon Ball Z but the thing that sucks most is DoReMiForever

  • FUCK YOU AND YOUR OPINION. ITS SAD THAT UR THE AMERICAN HES TALKING ABOUT HAHAHA DOUCHE

  • 1983 Volvo 760 is better than him

  • topgear UK rocks!! and then top gear america...they are my favorite series~

  • @18phenom I saw a little of Top Gear US. It looks somewhat better than the Clarkson version...

  • @PolskaRezystans Well my friend that is your opinion and i respect it. The reason i like topgear UK rather than US is that it is well produced with great humor and hd quality. It is also produced with a good budget.

    I checked out your page and saw that all the "best" cars tend to be american for you,and can't help the feeling maybe you are an american. Btw i am not british. I live in the Caribbean.

  • @18phenom Well, I think it often, but not always, happens that people fall in love with cars of their home region. I know a guy in Europe who likes a bunch of cars from Scandinavia, in particular.

  • The reason why people like the cars from their country is because it is their way to support their country believing that they have the best. In reality that is often not true, Its is good to support your country, but its is even more respectful to be honest and accept that there is better out there.

    What is sad, is when someone can't admit that they are wrong, or can't admit that they are at the lower end.

    My opinion on american cars? Well i like peterbilt trucks and ford,corvetter zr1 and SSC

  • @PolskaRezystans Im American and I love the UK top gear much more, Is it strange I kind of want to stab you?

  • @K0sm1cKid You tell me. Is it strange that I want to break your fuckin' jaw?

  • @PolskaRezystans Id say not, Humans are violent creatures

  • @PolskaRezystans: Top Gear America blows. I live in America and was born Irish and pretty well despise most things English, but Top Gear UK is my favorite TV show.

  • @PooPoo2U

    get a better taste in TV shows.

  • @TokyoMewMewFanBoy: Says the Danish weeaboo?

    Go jack it to some tentacle porn you sorry moron.

  • @PooPoo2U get a life.

    Top Gear sucks.

  • @TokyoMewMewFanBoy that is YOUR opinion and it sucks, you 're just a stupid haer that's got NO life, and frankly I pity you, you have either 0 sense of humor and are allergic to fun. or you are a retard, or just a Fifth Gear fanboy, so witch is it Tokyo boy?

  • @georgeturbo1983 this video is FUNNY!!

  • @TokyoMewMewFanBoy again, your OPPINION

  • @georgeturbo1983

    Top Gear fans oppinion suck.

  • @TokyoMewMewFanBoy no your oppinion sucks, and 350,000,000 people from 70 countries agree with me

  • Left after 51 seconds of stupidity.

  • the faggot who put this on youtube deserves to be shoot

  • FUCK TOP GEAR!

    FUCK JEREMY CLARKSON!

    FUCK NEW CARS!

    THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME!!

  • @ILoveMylarBalloons97 NO, FUCK YOU

  • This video is truth. Favourited!!

  • @SlimeAmTheBest Thanks!! I LOVE IT TOO!!!

    Screw Jeremy Clarkson!

  • @ILoveMylarBalloons97 screw you

  • Liked.

  • I suck Volvo, many times & Volvo 343

    Why do you keep mentioning it every video that Jeremy Clarkson sucks?

    Jeremy Clarkson rules!

  • @Joniel120 I HATE JEREMY!

  • @ILoveMylarBalloons97 and I HATE YOU

  • @georgeturbo1983

    every top gear fan can suck my dick for all I care.

  • @ILoveMylarBalloons97 I'm sorry but do you really want 350,000,000 people to suck your dick, you are very weird my foe

  • @Joniel120 yeah

  • im a american and i think this sucks

  • THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY!

    its so much more fun than helium sucking!

    rated up!

    Top Gear fans Suck!

  • @DoReMiForever u suck

  • @DoReMiForever no, YOU SUCK, fifth gear fanboy

  • flagged for abusing vulnerable individuals :D

  • @ryanbogaerd fuck off.

  • @DoReMiForever no thanks.

  • your parents hate you kid

  • @amanpunk7 You deserved it, bucko!

  • @bounceeer Jeremy Clarkson is a sad retard

  • @PolskaRezystans u jealous? he has achieved something that every man who loves cars is dreaming about, he is honest, says what he thinks and you little dipshit from poland are hating on him because u probably have no life and no friends, stop hating and get a life, miserable shit

  • @bounceeer Stop hating? My, what an ironic little fucker we have here! :)

  • @PolskaRezystans jeremy clarkson is better than you, diarrea is better than you,justin bieber is better than you, rebecca black is better than you, my ass is better than you.

  • @ryanbogaerd Jeremy Clarkson is an ass! Go touch his dick!

  • @PolskaRezystans no thanks. i'm not gay. i bet you are.

  • @ryanbogaerd Takes one to know one!

  • @PolskaRezystans the only thing u achieved is hate video on youtube with 900 dislikes, i think i dont have to say more than this..

  • but your fat so how are you better

  • @chip2k9 Oh, and how would you know? For all I know, you could be a walking slab o' flab yourself.

  • bla bla bla fuck amerika

  • @nenno31 fuck top gear

  • @DoReMiForever fuck you !

  • @DoReMiForever fuk u

  • ALL YOU PIECES OF TRASH GET OFF OUR AMERICAN MADE NETWORKS! FACEBOOK,GOOGLE,BING and YOUTUDE. You talk trash about our people and our country but you use OUR SHIT. how about that u foreign bitches

  • Jeremy Clarkson - Adulterer, News International journalist, climate change denier, David Cameron's personal jester, Tory scum!!

  • 866 fat american fucks lost some weight and managed to get up from bed to dislike this video

  • @NSRacer114 WRONG!! I actually got depressed after I watched this video. I ended up going straight to burger king (yeah thats right, BURGER KING) and stuffed my big fat American face with 5 times more food than any person should eat in one day. After that I went to the gun shop and bought a new assault rifle, then I drove home in my 10mpg v8 turdbox GM while listening to crappy American music. I wanted to test out my new rifle so I blew my neighbors ass off while he was on his riding lawnmower.

  • @Master7770 I hate to say this but that sounds AWESOME

  • After doing all of that, I sat down (god knows I needed a seat) and watched actions movies for the rest of the night. I felt like such a patriotic bad ass that words could not explain. But I'm sure you already knew that, because that is just the average day of every single American alive. ;)

  • This vid is fuckin stupid. It sucks!!! 863 people know it as well