MST3K - Girls Town (part ten)

[Capng123]

From the sound of Seraphina's "conversion" it would appear that Girl's Town has it's own Ward E...

[ZanderJSketch]

Greco-Roman-Catholic wrestling FTW :-D.

[EmmaOnATangent]

This movie would make any normal female INVOLUNTARILY become a nun.

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

" uh Mel can we go talk about this by the cliff ? ;D "

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Now there's gonna be some real arse kickin going on!

Mel's buddy reminds me of Moose Mason off the Archie comics

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Those chicks were tough!

[DisappointingPorn]

I love Mike's indignant slug to Mel's chest @ 1:21 Get 'im, Mike!

[darkprose]

"Frank, I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face."

"Count slow." Best ending with these two, ever.

[crimsontowers]

That goddamn greaseball trying to sound like he's looking out for her best interests to prevent her from getting locked up, like he's a 'swell cat'...while he has Chet BeefSlam attempting to rape her in the back room, en route to some shady Tijjuana joint..real nice. slimy ass hot rodding rapists. someone should tell them the only thing worse than scat music is smooth jazz & teen pop

[dwarfsid]

The new Girls Town arrival looks like the "hitchhiker in drag" version of Wile E. Coyote.

[KingSnarf]

"Oh, now it's Greco-Roman Catholic wrestling!"

[amcint01]

I'm happy now. Really.

[shadetreader]

This will probably be the only time I'll ever be glad to see a nun.

On the other hand, could we have possibly gotten a glimpse of Frank licking Dr. F's face?

[Kaimana916]

You have no parents and you're obsessed with a teen idol who feeds into your obsession but wont correspond you. So we're gonna make you a nun, give you a Betty Boop haricut and force you to watch your beloved run off with two blonde bombshells in an awesome convertible. Yes... that's what happy feels like. Smile and wave, smile and wave...

[Kinemacolor]

The last part is the best part. Much better than Angels' Revenge.

[tripdefect87]

@Kinemacolor ANything is better than Angel's Reveng and honestly, that isn't saying much

[Kinemacolor]

I like Mel, but I can't help laughing at him in this movie.

[uuuultra]

Chestnuts roasting on an ope---Chestnuts! That's what I'm hungry for!

[vlcupper]

@uuuultra That whole scene made me hungry for a cheese sandwich.

[sharper201curzonst]

Now I enjoyed Catholic single-sex education as much as the next person, but was anyone else creeped out that they decided that a girl with an erotomanic delusional disorder would make an awesome novitiate? Maybe the policy of allowing people with psychoses to join was bound to backfire sooner or later...

"Well, I have these fantasies about inflicting pain and pre-adolescent boys..."

"Sure, fine, whatever, welcome to the priesthood!"

[Shadowdancer21b]

"You're my henchman too." I wonder why THAT never caught on as a term of endearment.

[ninjawraith17]

Now this movie actually has strong female characters. Silver wasn't gonna sit in the corner and scream, no sir, she put a rock in her panty hose and swung like a champ.

Overall a pretty decent film, especially for MST3K.

[blindthrall]

Jesus! In that last fight scene, the Romulan chick was a beast! Uh, I mean that as a compliment.

[Ututwhynot]

HEY! THE OLD GYPSY MODEL!!!

[PorkFrog]

below someone says this movie sucks

this is an awesome movie, cheesecake, camp, hilarity and the incomparable Mamie in puberty-inducing sweaters

even without MST3K, this is one entertaining flick

'Jude's wearin' a wire!' along with 'She's presenting like a mandril!' from Space Mutiny the greatest lines

Mel Torme as a bad guy? That's like Tara Reid as a scientist ['Alone in the Dark' with Christian Slater]

Just can't express how much I LUV this episode. Hands down favorite

[Casey5693]

"Frank, I'll give you 3 seconds to stop licking my face."

"Count slow."

LOL

[antgav79]

The romulan girl treated them lmao

[antgav79]

Um Mel,can we go talk about this by the cliff?!? lmao

[KingOfUm]

This really wasn't even a bad movie; a bit hokey in parts, and the music didn't help, but it actually kept you fairly interested in the plot, not to mention there weren't any scenes that dragged on to hellish lengths.

[clardy01]

GRECO ROMAN CATHOLIC WRESTLING!? LOL!!

[zweit9]

Wow, this movie might suck but those chicks kick ass.

[putzthewondersloth]

One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters...

[Capng123]

So Serafina goes from creepy psycho-stalker to creepy brainwashed drone. Now THAT'S character development!

Also: "Count SLOW." XD

[DementedJuggalette]

Yakety Sax + the fight scene = AWESOMENESS

[sleepyhollow783]

The opening of the amblilicus on the Mad's end looks to have been made from the original KTMA Gypsy.:-)

[singitjohnny]

I think, of all the films given the MST3k treatment, this is the best one on its own. There's not a whole lot of "dead" moments, and its only real crime is the overuse of slang.

[Zekkron]

@singitjohnny Yeah, this movie is definitely competently made. I really think it stand-

HAHAHAHA, 'Mexicoville!"

[blindthrall]

@singitjohnny You've never seen Phase 4 from the KTMA season. It's actually good science fiction. Also, no Godzilla movie is bad.

[Shadowdancer21b]

@blindthrall Godzilla VS Megalon is bad. I will never be convinced otherwise.

[SmokingSpoon]

Aww.. :( no stinger. It was the old woman screaming "You tell that boy to go home right now, or I'll call the police!" ( sorry if I multi posted this comment)

[GroovieBuff]

Paul Anka at 2:58 Wow. All I can say is,,,WOW.

[watda74]

Gloria's a bonafide ass-kicker! Anybody that can toss around Mel Torme like that--well, who couldn't? But she's still tough. lol

-Scoobie-doo...scoob...

[dressupjesus]

@watda74 Gloria is awesome! :O

[pierstheoneandonly]

Thanks for posting. MmmmmmmmmMimi Van Doren! She could've disarmed those guys simply by adjusting her braces.

[Dulcimerist]

I actually liked this movie! :)

[Gjeorje]

I`m happy Silver....so happy....an ending to rival 1984 AND the Clonus Horror -You know, in a way we`re ALL god`s henchmen....Shortly afterwardsPaul Anka was moved to another parish and his singing career secretly covered up.

[watda74]

@Gjeorje

-...AGUA!

[bowiehero]

Paul Anka's a badass.

[Gjeorje]

@bowiehero Yes, he has has`nt he.

[annamariah]

I don't know, I find this movie pretty heart-warming!

[MST3K1986]

@annamariah

Actually, for an MST3K film, this one wasn't all that bad.

[Gjeorje]

@annamariah Bath in the heartwarming glow of Paul Anka. He is smiling down on all of us.

[watda74]

@Gjeorje

Or *at* all of us: I just found out that Anka's still alive and kicking, and of course...crooning! lol

[JackKlompus13]

"These guys are confusing romance and football!"

[Oppledeldoc]

People always talk about sexist movies in the ' 50s, but every single female character was a completely independent character, including the nun.

[Zekkron]

@Oppledeldoc Dammit, you're right! This movie isn't bad!

[edsch21988]

i have to say, seeing a woman kick the crap out of a guy, especially at that time is really awesome. funny as hell lol = )

[ChaoticYak]

Oooh! The age-old struggle between pop and jazz!

[PinguimMarco]

This movie wasn't thaaaaaat bad.

[SinnFein4ever]

"Is science supposed to smell like bannana cream?

[SaveTheTapirs]

I have to admit, that fight scene was pretty entertaining!

[SaveTheTapirs]

This movie should be called "Rape Town"

[minefield1000]

Go Anka - break his f-wording skull with that bat!

[ngobleus]

I take back what I asked earlier about Paul Anka being a cheating asshole, but still--it's hard to believe he's gangsta.

[TsarIvanIV]

These guys are confusing romance for football!

[BearCavalry5]

"Frank, i'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face!"

"Count slow"

[Tareltonlives]

Of course, the nuns' ass-kicking ability comes as no surprise to anyone who has gone to a Catholic school.

[ElveeKaye]

Awful movie, but at least it had a plot. That's more than I can say for some of the others they've done.

[norsef]

You know its the subtle underplayed acting that makes the final skit work

[tsartodd]

an evening at Jake LaMotta's house ...

XD

[GatorBaby06]

"i fell in the dark...dumb jerk...thank you"

"Sam Peckinpah's 6 degrees of separation" 

"the age old struggle between pop and jazz"

"now it's greco-roman catholic wrestling"

btw whose the judo chick?

[GatorBaby06]

sorry for all that space,

I fell in the DARk you dumb jerk :)

[DrDestructo]

I could watch Mel Torme get stolen on all day.

I don't even know why, either, it's not like I've got anything against the guy.

[xenu4life]

Well, okay, it wasn't a GREAT movie but it wasn't really bad, either. Hell, compared to some of the other movies they've seen, this one was actually pretty good.

[godbluffvdgg]

that last chick in was as stacked as mamie

[Stigmatainmypants]

Wow....Weird Scene...

[fisticuffsjr21]

This was awesome! I liked that cuckoo Silver chick and the Vulcan Judo chick kicked 50's rapist ass! Judo chop!

[ManaAdvent]

"Let me guess Mevicoville."

"The rock in Betty Lou's pantyhose."

"An evening at Jake Lamada's house."

"You wanna finish him off, sister?"

"Well, he's not really Clint Eastwood but he gets the job done."

"Oh a lot of Ends!"

[URallangry]

I agree. This being an MGM movie, although a lousy one, it is way better in overall quality than most other MST atrocities. That makes it harder for me to watch actually, since I find myself getting involved in the movie. On the opposite end it's hard to watch truly horrible ones too, like Manos, which is slow and painful. I like em right down the middle. LOL!

[Applemask]

Watching this you wouldn't get the impression that Mel Tormé could sing a note.

[Applemask]

And that Paul Anka kicks ass.

[jewfy2u]

"Frank I'll give you 3 seconds to stop licking my face!"

"Count slow."

XD

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I think he's confused romance with football!

[ColeVecsion]

Judo chick FTW~!

[seanThree16]

"Now there is gonna be some real ass kicking!"

[Applemask]

I'm happy. I'm really happy. I'm happy. I'm really happy. I'm happy. I'm really happy.

[1000huzzahs]

This movie is awesome. It's one of those perfect MST movies that are bearable, has a semblance of plot, a sota entertaining story, acting that's kinda ok, and most importantly, really funny riffs.

[Applemask]

And when all else fails there's a ripe Mamie van Doren to gawp at.

[Cosmoline]

THE GUYS WEAR SHIRTS!

[TheTomMonster1]

I never realized 'henchman' was a term of endearment.....I always thought it just described hired thugs

[warftrat87]

"Age old struggle between pop and jazz"

... God the one liners!

[KDlala]

Silver: "Mary Lee, run!!!" *Shoves the guy against the door, blocking Mary Lee's escape*

Brilliant strategy!

[BeeDub57]

"I was incredible!"

[vlcupper]

Isn't the Mads' umbilicus receiving thing the original Gypsy?

[JubalCalif]

Just what the world has been waiting for....a fight between those two macho kings: Paul Anka and Mel Torme! Now I can rest easy, having seen those two titans of the entertainment world go "one on one". Mamie Van Doren should have been able to knock out the bad guys by just turning around. It's easy for her to keep "abreast" of things, as it were....

[Tareltonlives]

The most limp-wristed fight of the century!

[pretorious700]

@JubalCalif Yes, it reminds me of the epic Wally Cox vs. Arnold Stang slugfests.

[JubalCalif]

@pretorious700

Ha ha! Wally Cox and Arnold Stang...few people today even remember those great character actors of yesteryear! THANKS for the much needed chuckle, pertorious! Now that I've seen Mel Torme (the "Velvet Fog" himself) as a young tough (?) nogoodnik I can rest in peace. Noticed how "method actor" Mel raised up his hands to protect his face even before she started to swing the "rock in the nylons"! Priceless stuff !!!

[JayBBluejay]

@JubalCalif Mel Torme had better watch out for Paul Anka and his baseball bat. DON'T MAKE A MANIAC OUT OF HIM OR HE'LL SLICE YOU LIKE A HAMMER"!!

[JubalCalif]

@JayBBluejay

Ha! Thanks for your droll comment! It made my day, mi amigo! CHEERS!!! :-)

[vampirehunterme]

frank, i'll give you 3 seconds to stop licking my face"

"count slow"

[jekblom123]

Now there's gonna be some real ass kicking!

[swordphish007]

Never fails to hit the spot. Thanks for posting!

[hollyhuffstutler]

Okay, so Sarafina's celebrity crush didn't love her back...so she becomes a nun. Huh.

[achillemovies]

I once knew a girl in high school who claimed, each week, that she was married to a different celebrity. She was.. odd.

[GunshyPigeon]

wow that reminds me of the month I spent married to Angelina Jolie, you know, the week before I got married to Jesica Alba!!!

[Gjeorje]

@achillemovies -She WAS married to a different celebrity each week? -That IS odd.

[vampirehunterme]

thats how we catholics get ya, wait till your emotionally hurt and spring the vows on ya!! :P

[spiffxthexcajun]

These guys are confusing romance with football!

[chinesecommunist]

"Whole lotta ends"

[SlvrSmrai759]

Greco-Roman Catholic Wrestling. Nice.

[PantisMantis]

Oh no my friend, VERY nice.

[SilverZeo88]

PIE IN THE FACE...

Frank...ew.

[bjcmatthews]

Thanks Mother

Oh, call my phillis hahaha

[Oppledeldoc]

This has to be one of the best episodes of all. Obviously Mamie Van Doren had a lot to do with that. It also has Gloria Talbot, who tries to beat up the Leech Woman in another episode!

Thank you for posting it.

[PhilWithCoffee]

Now where did the rock come from, did I miss something?

[livinintwilightzone]

They were using it as a paperweight for the newspapers maybe.

[skinnerburgers]

It's a rock of convenience. It doesn't need an origin.

[xenogeist]

"Let's go savage the new girl!"

[durane42]

Was the skipping in the end host segment a parody of the movie or is the source tape just damaged?

[jeannec1]

If it isn't then the whole coincidence is on a collision course with wacky!

[wagnerologist1984]

Henchmen?!

[jbuono]

tom: "I got an idea! Well I have some bananas and...."

What! you cut off the stinger? How dare you!

[OonaCanute]

...WTF, at 1:12 Mary Lee suddenly shrinks half a foot mid-conversation.

[smithdanger]

Jailsville...Baby Chick...the slang is so thick it's starting to coagulate into a thick hybrid slang.

Also, "Frank, I'll give you three second to stop licking my face..."

"Count slow"

That's one of my favorite lines, but I couldn't remember it til' now

[Kinemacolour]

So she wants either Paul Anka or to be a nun?

[damnyoustamos]

She's stalking Jesus now.

[drewcifer721]

-Tom: "Now there's going to be some REAL ass-kicking!"

[junction238]

right on sisters.

[EternalGuardian07]

Sister Silver sounds like some 80s rock band lol

[theSonicYouth]

Or the name for a confused and lonely girl trying to pay her way through med school

[BeeDub57]

"I was incredible..."

[singitjohnny]

Wow, it sounded like Mike was actually singing along to the Girls Town theme at the end. Like, not using the mocking lyrics.

[otherfool]

Now I'm really happy.

[OwenW002]

"You just wait until there's nuns and croquet mallets!"

[luexiana]

0:53 Olive Oyl takes out Bluto

[nut126]

the whole 'henchman' thing is a weird note to end on.....

[Tulapeiwa]

now it's greco roman-catholic wrestling...

[jjhartwell99]

Nun fu! Truly a Hi-keeba moment!

[Marscow]

"Frank, I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face."

"Count slow."

Great line to end on.

[roeroewade]

We all know Frank is the bottom in that relationship.

[baddog7676]

"These guys are confusing romance with football, that's the problem"

"An evening at Jake Lamotta's house" LMMFAO!

"Please, that's where my velvet fog eminates from"

[rushnerd]

What an epic pushing and shoving fight scene xD

[thejoexman]

'mel, can we got talk about this by the cliff?'

[650013]

I like this movie... I really like this movie.

[OonaCanute]

...Girls Town was kind of stupidly awesome, yes.

[jvreeland87]

"Frank, I'll give you 3 seconds to stop licking my face."

"Count slow..."

Great episode, thanks for posting it!

[Tareltonlives]

Being threatened by Paul Anka is like getting your butt kicked by Judi Dench

[Tareltonlives]

I guess groin-kicking wasn't invented yet

[EternalGuardian07]

Well, look at these guys. Would they really even have anything down there?

[Tareltonlives]

Touche! ROTFL

[9ansean]

@Tareltonlives Some how I don't think the production code would have allowed. This movie was released by MGM.

[JellicleKitten]

Those are some pretty damn sturdy pantyhose she's wearing.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Sam Peckinpah's Six Degrees of Separation!

[PerryPlanet]

"Well, these guys are confusing romance with football!"

"Now there's going to be some REAL ass-kicking!"

"Oh sister, you're going to rot in hell, but I love you!"

"So long, suckers!"

[Finchable]

"Whole lotta ends!"

[Mois52]

Now there's gonna be some REAL ass kicking!

[LoneConformist]

Mamie van Doren is still alive. Check out her website if you dare. She must be nearing 80 but looks younger than Pamela Anderson, there are no veins on her body, no wrinkles, it's incredibly disturbing.

[popecorkyI]

who doesn't look younger then Pam Anderson?

Hep C's a bitch...course the coke and penises slapping against her face probably don't help

[TLing]

"Let me guess - Mexicoville!"

[mariechaton]

this was the weirdest f-ing movie ever...

[Shadowlynk]

Weird? This movie is downright bland compared to some of the fever-dream crap MST3K has seen. If you want weird, try Santa Claus or Jack Frost. Anyway, this is a great episode. The movie's not that painful, and Mike and the bots are on fire the whole time. :)

[blindthrall]

@Shadowlynk WEIRD, you say? Nothing is weirder than Castle of FuManchu.

[kc0902]

This is definitely one of my favorite episodes.

[christimacc]

"Ah, the age old struggle between pop and jazz." ROTFL!!!!!

[drewcifer721]

-Tom: "Now there's going to be some REAL ass kicking!"

-Dr. Forrester: "Frank, I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face."

Frank: "Count slow."