Flight of the Conchords

[spurts]

Help! I really want Jermaine's guitar. It's a La Patrie Motif.

You can't buy them in the UK. Can anyone suggest a similar guitar?/ I.e full size but small body.

[EpicPhalosophy]

What's wrong with the world today? Never singuhl wetteh dolh wihday...

[Ei8htBallDubstep]

I used to talk about issues, then I took cutleries to my knees.

[amirCohen5358]

"we talkin' about the issues but we keepin' it funky!!!" hahahaha lmmfao!!! ive been wachin' this hilarious shit a billion time!!!

[orcthumper81]

these fellas are frickin awesome

[missinghed]

I used to listen to Flight of the Conchords. Then I took cutleries in my knees...

[external25]

"Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg please?!" "Ooh, can somebody please remove these cutleries from ma knees."

[sorax491]

WHAT ARE YA OVERHEADS?!

[joeltothesoul21]

482 people have some issues

[hendrixbr4d]

the humour on these are genius.

[toaddk]

It doesn't start at 2:34, it starts at 0:00

The first 2:34 is as good as the song.

[diemusik11]

who music / voices were those?

[freshborn66]

pissin myself stupid, x

[chewyflapjack]

2:34 is where it starts. You're welcome.

[KamikazeGod]

gifted. truly gifted.

[heyitsbritt746]

4:33 best part ever!

[icsk8grrl]

it doesn't matter how many times i watch this, I still almost pee myself with lulz

[TheChipAndSkip]

@icsk8grrl hahah i agree, even if it wasnt funny i just like listening to their music anyway.

[StepASidexx]

482 people dont care about the issues...

[jayfeather101love]

Why is he worried about the price of sneakers? He's wearin' his Business Socks.

[kindasortaplayguitar]

no, 481 people touch monkeys

[kindasortaplayguitar]

481 people buy overpriced shoes from slave children, real and imaginary

[MikeGoddardViewer]

Who could possibly dislike this?

[ryanlovescath]

about the tenth time of watching this.Still hilarious

[MrAlecaf]

the begining is some of the best improv ive seen. At least i think its improv.

[MrHippie562]

4:39 is too funny :)

[TheJC2V]

481 people need to get the cutlery out of there knees

[m3shyBlend]

2.30

song starts

[dramaqueen465]

i want to see them live sooooo badly! i wish i had seen them when they were not that famous. more intimate audience and all that.

[purplesodapop]

What's wrong with the world today.

Nevasaehnmondeday...

[xocmx15]

"oooh can somebody please remove these cutleries from ma knees"

[JLCabot]

click f13 for the new flight of conconrds song (:

thump up if you did look

[Pennywise]

This is stupid and annoying

[OoarRiverside]

@Pennywise Tosser

[Pennywise]

@OoarRiverside Troll

[OoarRiverside]

@Pennywise Oh im the troll, if you didnt notice youre the one calling flight of the conchords stupid and annoying when on their video, if you dont like it, why are you here

[Pennywise]

@OoarRiverside Troll..

[OoarRiverside]

@Pennywise Twonk.

[OoarRiverside]

@Bajonkas Nipples

[WTFurBORINGme]

@ mattandmollee

xD can't believe i've never heard of these guys b4. thanks 4 putting this up.

[EldestEragonFreak]

I've been watching this video for about a year now and I just barely realized that Jermaine has a deer on his shirt....

[domozabel]

how can you not dig these guys. I love that they are such goofballs but can pull of different genres... Most of they're videos are great because they poke fun at themselves and make money just having fun. ......... " aaaaaahaaaa ahaaaaahhhh can someone get these knives and forks out of my leg please!" love it.

[mrpineconehead]

where did 6:46 go?

[cyberyouthbc]

Killer song guys .... funny .... n nice <3 <3 <3

[MrMenditto]

i actually rofled during the video

[Nahclaf]

Why is everyone getting it wrong?

It's: "What is wrong with the world today? Never said nothing's wrong with it.."

[exmruniverse]

@Nahclaf never said nothin's really wrong with it

that really is important

[TooHuman]

@Saulroyvandalay Homophobic

[kelimad66]

Too funny...

[kelimad66]

Too funny...

[89reasons4steeze]

I love how they keep it so serious!

[chronicblue8243]

whats wrong with the world today? neversaynowitawordaday....

[VinSchiavone]

it looks like they dont rehearse at all...i love that

[VenomsRage815]

0:44 that's what she said :(

[alicepractice66]

luvvvvv them!!



[juspat2]

can you buy this dvd anywhere?

[zekejordan]

@juspat2 Yeah finding it is kinda hard though lol but everywhere has is :D :P

[hunter78737]

If the monkeys symbolize aids then how did they cut off his head.

[Tr1ploid]

@hunter78737 "that's just one of the things."

[john1968326]

5:04 Hilarious!



[banterboiz]

Jemaine is master of the awkward silence

[mohhamza]

click cc then transcribe captions and listen to the song

[DearTony1]

If you want to go to song. Go to 2:34

[spudling1214]

@angas0311 Woaah uncalled for...

[spudling1214]

@angas0311 Fair enough, but maybe some people just want to hear the song?...

[angas0311]

@spudling1214 i guess but the bit before the song is funnier than the song i don't wont people missing out ya know

[spudling1214]

@angas0311 Well that is fair enough :)

[themilecast]

@DearTony1 why would you wanna skip the first 2 ina half min, there so danm funny haha

[DearTony1]

480 didn't think about this song. they have Issues. :D

[970diego]

"Could somebody please, remove these, cutleries, from my knees"

LMAO

[mountainwalrus100]

This is flipping hilarious. This clip and Jenny are the best of Flight of the Conchords.

(Business Time and If You Want Me To are good too.)

[Viggoen1]

@BarryBurtonfan No, he says "Never say no to a zombie dick"

[ssaliba14]

apparently the things that are dangerous are rouge unicorns

[04callwilk1]

1:13 best part ever LOL

[tarantinofreak92]

@04callwilk1 LOOOOOL you think the same thing! Niiiiiice XD

[Scoppanator]

What is Jermaine mumbling during the middle of that song?

[thatisjustawesome]

@Scoppanator the whole point was that he couldnt think of any lyrics so he just mumbled nothing haha. he isnt saying anything.

[MrHearington]

Albi needs to feed 479 people jellybeans til their thumbs get fixed.

Jellybean therapy is cutting edge but way better than thumb surgery trust me.

I was one that didnt like this vid, but now ...Both up, thanks Albi.

[Phazzelol]

480 people have cutleries in their knees

[dertolleHenning]

480 people like touching monkeys instead

[ridombobi]

hmzI really need to find somebody who clicks with me

[cilella]

480 people childrens children didnt like this

[superdman0911]

480 people got diseases from monkeys

[chaoscreator2698]

much better looking woman than ive..............imagined

[chaoscreator2698]

much better looking woman than ive..............imagined..

[THEJC10]

flight of the conchords rule!

[xN4THxTH3xDEM0Nx]

i F-ing love this

[prisoner2001]

my friends and I were arguing over which one is funnier, bret or jemaine. we eventually concluded that they are funniest when they are together as flight of the conchords, rather than by themselves. they make each other funnier. kinda like the smothers brothers

[moozles]

@prisoner2001 IMO, I feel Jemaine is the better comedian, but Brett is the better musician

[SWAT616]

@prisoner2001 Definitely Jemaine.

[spysean]

480 dont like thinking about it

[TheToxicMonkeys]

@quakercakeable, he says 'never seen this much semeneser' I think :D that's what it sounds like to me :/

[Pyrofries]

@TheToxicMonkeys sounds more like "what's wrong with the world today, never said none was wrong with it"

[kingofphools]

@Pyrofries I don't think they're really saying anything. On other videos of this song it's more obvious. It's just a gag thrown in there like he jumped in and can't think of anything else to say.

[Pyrofries]

@kingofphools You're right, but it's fun to speculate what he's "actually" saying.

[QuakerCakeable]

@kingofphools I love the massive argument (more or less) over what he says. xD

[kingofphools]

@QuakerCakeable Seriously. XD

[kingofphools]

@QuakerCakeable Especially because they know he's not saying anything. Haha!

[Vasgull]

Where fading out...

Oooh ooh ooh..

Stop touching that monkey....

[Vasgull]

Could sombody please

Remove these cutleries

from my knees!!

[zelestrella]

480 people have cutlery stuck in their legs...

[Kruspe12]

4:44 - best line in any song ever! Jermaine is awesome :)

[alhorn71191]

Russian doll situation

[PSNXBOXLIVE14]

funniest shit ever

[iJohnGame]

Monkey AIDS = Maids

[QuakerCakeable]

It's really gonna eat at me until I figure out what he says at 3:33. xD

[barrybuttery]

@QuakerCakeable

He says nothing, its meant to be mumbo jumbo, thats whats funny.

[mezzy232]

3:33 best laughs!!

[maverickhunterzerox]

480 people are touching monkeys

[tylev2]

3:31

what's wrong the world today.. (mumbling...)

[LordFOTC]

Great song! But if im being honest it gets boring after 6:46!

:P

[TheFr0steez]

@LordFOTC agreed

[yurismir1]

@LordFOTC So the last second is pretty boring, huh?

[Johnny1OO]

@LordFOTC thats what the replay button is for.

[SixStars3300]

Bret looks like Jason Mraz without his beard.

[lonelygnome1]

we're talkin about the issues but still keepin it funky.

[ooogmorg]

bert lokks really weird without his beard

[FluffyBunny97s]

do they improvise or is this scripted? dumb question but im just wondering

[LeeleeD56]

Ha there sooo funny! I looove them. I think Jermaine is awesome and Bret looks better with the beard

[deesmateen]

"Make a changing the attitrude towards aides from being ewwwww aidesie..... to more like awwwww fun monkey disease, and also i guess just to stop people from touching monkies i suppose cause cause look what happens" Best line

[pownown]

Every video I'm at on Youtube there's always one moron that must be referring to the likes of the video. For example the comment below mine. Who the fuck cares if someone dislikes this video. Just enjoy the fucking video if you like it.

[Ghebreselase1]

480 peeps like just bieber

[SixStars3300]

@Ghebreselase1 Wow seriously, dude. That shit is old.

[Ghebreselase1]

@SixStars3300 doesent stop it from being true dude lol.

[GatlinGun12345]

With the captions on it says, When the children are having children, you know slowly getting it, its a very useful tool. Yea that's one of the issues.

[ForevaNewsh]

Here's an issue;

HOW on EARTH did he get 'cutlerieeeeeeeeees' stuck in his 'kneeeeeeeees'???

O_O

[aqua1993]

@ForevaNewsh obviously his real name is Larry and he has bad grammar =/

[adamantium31]

the cutlereeeeeeeez were made of adamantium

[RolandoRaka]

lol funny shiz

[andyauyong]

do they plan or do they improvise?

[mollyolly1029]

Does Bret say Jork or Dork???

[adamantium31]

Jork. haha that's the funny thing about it

[baxydriver]

Ha ha ha aha and Ha aha Ha again

[shinglehillclimber88]

lol

[vdvaart]

jemaine raises a good point there about the sneakers. i actually think about it.

[hobbes282]

could somebody pleeez remove theeeez cutlereeeeeez frm my kneeeeez

[Bazgani]

What man, whos the man, whens a man a man, whys it so hard to be a man? Am i man? Yes, technically yes.

[austinwendorf]

If i quote the vid, would i get thumbs up?

[Steffen1989]

See my Flight Of The Conchords Videos as well :

/watch?v=HaNRMySE3qc ;)

[TheEpicWinner]

Please remove these cutleries from my knees.

[GovindaTouzene]

whats wrong with the world today hmamhmanmmnmn 

[GovindaTouzene]

@GovindaTouzene 3:29

[carathebaker]

OMG GENIUS!!

[MoarPretzels4Boiz]

Bruce Willis as an adult children is enough. What.

[DreamingMuscian]

479 people didn't stop touching the monkey.

[AndreDPanda]

"Am I a man? Yes, Technically yes."

Thumbs up LOL

[FlippinBooks]

I love when Jemaine does his ridiculously deep voice.

"We're talkin' 'bout the issues, but we're keepin' it funkay..."

[LipSyncLover]

READ!!!: IF U CLICK THE LITTLE RED "CC" button UNDER THE VIDEO AND CLICK TRANSCRIBE AUDIO....then WATCH THIS AGAIN AND READ THE CAPTIONS THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

[Shatstorm]

Use google transcribe and get the closed captioning on. Makes it 10 times more funny.

[hannah4colbert]

2:56 Oh my word! Hahahahahaaa

[ScaredOfEvilClowns95]

what man whos the man whats the man y is it so hard to be a man am i a man yes technically yes

[lovelybugy]

god he looks like frodo!

[xXWisconsinGirlXx]

OMG brett looks sooo different!!

[dundadathunda]

Should have thought about it.

[kaylashalaylaaaaa]

ahhhhh, i want jemaine's guitar. also, his range is INCREDIBLE!

[imguitarboy]

haha



[shotayez]

haha

[scottscabbers95]

great song

[mocosinmeboca10]

hell yeah!! : )

[hermythewormy]

I met Jemaine in Wellington, he's really nice, put up with us while we got photos.

[txnim]

What did he say at 3:33?

Never say no to the what?

[revalution1965]

@txnim he doesnt say anything, he mumbles something random thats why its so funny haha. watch the version from their tv show and youll get it

[squeedum]

@txnim precisely

[PrinceAeolus]

@txnim - He just mumbles.

[MultiTaco101]

i just want a new season :(

[pennywise2k6]

How on earth do they keep straight faces

[ItsMeDaveMan]

@pennywise2k6 kiwi humour, if u break into laughing u lose all credibility lol

[MoarPretzels4Boiz]

@pennywise2k6

They're wearing masks. It's physically impossible to keep a straight face while doing this song.

Duh.

[MrGeorge439]

@pennywise2k6 Because they've done it a million times before? it must get tedious?

[PapaNowel128]

They are the best.

Those texts, those act playing, those musics structure.

It's a pity for Bret's beard, but I love them.

[leafsrule1313]

thumbs up if ... oh wait, i forgot im not an attention whore