Abandon Earth or Face Extinction

[AwesomeSwordTV]

You sir, are a genius.

[ENG99100]

we shoild send the crew of jersey shore into space and see how long it would take them to die

[Bob0p]

to bad inorder to have that prank work we would have to increase the speed not to the extent that most retards think we have to move the speed of light. There is a solar system 20 lightyears away and it has a planet believed to a super earth category planet a few companies spammed messages to that planet over various methods thinking it will get there (retards) they also are sitting there waiting for a message back (stupider). The planet is orbiting Gliese 581 so they should send them there.

[GusMonkeyTV]

@Bob0p Yeah, I'd heard about that super earth. I think it's funny that Hawking somehow believes we could pull off this trek into space. We really are, for the most part, a culture of people more concerned about American Idol, sports & celebrities.. does he think even in 200 years we'd be ready to attempt his suggestion? We're doomed haha

[Bob0p]

@GusMonkeyTV I know the only way for something like that to happen is if they actshualy is if we force taught the dumb fucks who can not even understand fam is not important and they should stop trying to be like fred a attention hoging bitch because those attention hogging bitches have no point in having attention unless they give out a educative message and promoting education that is not fuck tard knowledge like they are on disney, where they have no idea wtf they are talking about.

[Bob0p]

@GusMonkeyTV better yet I got a idea, imprison babies, and force feed them intelligence, causing a massive extinction of the species known as fucktards. When babies will be smarter then a 40 year old man trying to act as a 20 year old man and try to get on American Idol. How you may ask we pull this off? well we do the same thing but it would be for a contest called American Pregnant Idol. Where everyone who enters must be pregnant, kidnap mommy imprison her till due date, take the baby .

[Bob0p]

@GusMonkeyTV well I found out we would have to increase speed by alot because just getting us to the core of the nearest star it would take us 500 years and it is 2.5 light years away, so pack for 4000 years (yeah fucking right, space babies have massive deformities.)

[EvolutionAFact]

Hay man don't chief on that shit, pass the blunt.

[misunderstoodman]

you tell em gus!!

[Pikachufan200]

THis monkey is gonna go far. I bet you get millions of subsribers soon.

[GusMonkeyTV]

@Pikachufan200 thanks! I hope so. As long as the government

doesn't try to put him in a spaceship again. :)

[GusMonkeyTV]

@billyCtv Hey Billy, haha yeah same here.  Thanks for watching! :)

[SpalkoProductions]

Haha awesome video! It was hillarious!

[GusMonkeyTV]

@SpalkoProductions thanks for watching! I really appreciate it! :)

[brocktherock68]

Amazing vid. you should be getting a million views

[GusMonkeyTV]

@brocktherock68 hey thanks! I have fun making fun of all of us..self included haha

[bib01488]

@brocktherock68 yes, for real, this weird talking monkey should have milion and milion of views

you are hillarious!

[GusMonkeyTV]

@bib01488 Hey very cool!  Thanks for checking this out!

-Gus the weird talking Monkey. :)