i would wear her fanny as a hat! drink her bath water shit on her face stick my cock in her left lug whilst rubbing her eyebrow with my balls. she would then eat a piece of dairy lee cheese from my cock that i saved up over the last month! that is all!
we need PRINCE PHILIP to RAMRAID into the STUDIO backwards in his BIFFED UP WHITE FIAT UNO..... do a j turn ..... SHOUT OUT - YEAH BABY YEAH...... grab RACHEL... and WHEELSPIN OUT THE STUDIO.
RACHEL is our QUEEN NEFFER-TITTIE and we are her DRONES. therefore we have to RECREATE THE GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA in the VALLEY OF THE KINGS. i'm going to start building them on the SOUTH DOWNS. now off to JEWSONS FOR 800 MILLION BRICKS................OIY RACHEL, jump in the back of the TRANSIT i need a hand to load them up. you GORGEOUS YUM YUM
I DREAMT I WAS GIVING RACHEL AN ALL NIGHT LONG BLOW JOB....................... but when i woke up.. I'VE GOT TERRIBLE BREATH and my DOG'S GOT NO FUR LEFT ON HIS ARSE
STOP....I KNOW THIS ONE......... was it FANNY BY GASLIGHT until the gas ran out and then the old boy from nextdoor came round with a TORCH.........--- ERGO FANNIE BY TORCHLIGHT.......... carry on. ------- MARK & LARD
it's not the MARTIAN'S fault that they crashed there FLYING SAUCER into that ICELANDIC VOLCANO. you trying flying straight whilst RACHEL'S NAKED IMAGE IS BURNING AWAY THE INSIDE OF YOUR BRAIN
I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO VOTE CUNT-SERVATIVE and get a cunt, or LABIA. maybe i should vote LIBERAL DONNA'S CRACK, but we've never met liberal-donna. i wouldn't want to end up with VINCE CABLE IN A BIKINI
I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO VOTE CUNT-SERVATIVE and get a cunt, or LABIA. maybe i should vote LIBERAL DONNA'S CRACK, but we've never met liberal-donna. i wouldn't want to end up with VINCE CABLE IN A BIKINI
I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO VOTE CUNT-SERVATIVE and get a cunt, or LABIA. maybe i should vote LIBERAL DONNA'S CRACK, but we've never met liberal-donna. i wouldn't want to end up with VINCE CABLE IN A BIKINI
TOMB OF MEMORIES by PAUL YOUNG. - - GIVE IT UP by KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND -- I LOVE YOU by CLIMAX BLUES BAND. best songs to watch RACHEL. ~~~~~~~ best youtube vid - RACHEL RILEY ABC
I'D FLY RACHEL DOWN TO MONTE CARLO IN MY DE HAVILLAND RAPIDE....................... well i mean i'd try to get her to the isle of wight in the SIDECAR of my BSA BANTAM, but i'd let her cook my FRAY BENTOS PIE on a parafin stove between her legs. SHE'D HAVE TO GET OUT AND PUSH on the hills though.
Why don't you go and swim in your own piss mate your a fucking homo are you trying to say you wouldn't fuck her you fucking retard. You fucking bent bastard.
normally during the numbers round i have to use my fingers to count, but since rachel came along i havent got one single one right as my fingers are normally wrapped round my cock when shes on. and theres enough baby gravy to cover her ''two from the top'' and ''one from the bottom!'' front bottom or back bottom that is!!!!! fnarr fnarr fnarr
do you think she knows that guys wank over her watching her on tv? i bet she does and gets a kick out of it lol, i know i wank over her the sexy dirty lovely slut hmm love to fuck her
I've got a 5 letter word: boner.
caliban1981 3 months ago
Sake, the word negro is Spanish , nothing wrong with it
NobIeSavage 6 months ago
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MaddieErrington 8 months ago 5
I'd certainly BANGER ONE
mrcakey 8 months ago
0:19 RACIST You can form the word 'Negro' ;)
maxetscies 9 months ago
Next time please make the video longer. I almost climaxed, but not quite.
Revelian1982 9 months ago 2
I got the word 'Negro'. Says something about me doesn't it....
NickPwnsUTube 9 months ago
She needs shorter skirts, but she's brainy and I bet she's a whore really.
CharlotteMcDonagh 10 months ago
I sometimes watch countdown just to see her ass.
footballfan929 10 months ago
i would :)
logun94 10 months ago
i just got the word nob
bushwater202 10 months ago
@iluvmaburaho lol the bucket thing is a good tip
amyasification 10 months ago
i got a 5 letter word. BONER. lol
axeman9 11 months ago 7
NGRNEOEAB...pretty much the sound I make when I see her do the numbers round.
Protip: use a bucket to catch the drool, tissues arent enough
iluvmaburaho 11 months ago
My missus came home with the same haircut as Rachel the day after I watched this....
....I broke my cock in her arse.
IXIGaryIXI 11 months ago
Oregano is the longest word there i could find straight off the bat ...
Snip3rz4life1 1 year ago
i love that there is no sound, that would just be a distraction
chris10morris 1 year ago
Onager !!
yoghurtverse 1 year ago
she is nowhere as nice as Carol Vordaman. The UK's official MILF!!!!!!
baitcat 1 year ago
haha i got negro =]
pirateman1 1 year ago
i would wear her fanny as a hat! drink her bath water shit on her face stick my cock in her left lug whilst rubbing her eyebrow with my balls. she would then eat a piece of dairy lee cheese from my cock that i saved up over the last month! that is all!
anselmoritual 1 year ago
@anselmoritual Im high as fuck right now and your comment nearly made me die!! funny guy.
chanceie12 1 year ago
she is bangable......i dont like her mouth though although if it is gonna be round my dick i have no complaints really coz i wont see it
iMoDz114 1 year ago
Is she wearing a bra under this lovely dress?
Cameramankeith 1 year ago
NGR??? xD
CfcSmyleyCfc 1 year ago
@MrUndergroundsound no
Museite 1 year ago
so hot
AlbionNick123 1 year ago
i want to SMOTHER HER ASS WITH KISSES...... then turn her over and STICK MY TONGUE so far up her MUFF than i can LICK HER TEETH..... and MUMBLE
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 4
only reason i watch Countdown. i still miss carol though :(
mrbulletproof100 1 year ago
we need PRINCE PHILIP to RAMRAID into the STUDIO backwards in his BIFFED UP WHITE FIAT UNO..... do a j turn ..... SHOUT OUT - YEAH BABY YEAH...... grab RACHEL... and WHEELSPIN OUT THE STUDIO.
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 5
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HEADSHOTS by SUZANNE VEGA..... see how long it takes to become one of your favourite tracks EVER.
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RACHEL is our QUEEN NEFFER-TITTIE and we are her DRONES. therefore we have to RECREATE THE GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA in the VALLEY OF THE KINGS. i'm going to start building them on the SOUTH DOWNS. now off to JEWSONS FOR 800 MILLION BRICKS................OIY RACHEL, jump in the back of the TRANSIT i need a hand to load them up. you GORGEOUS YUM YUM
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you know how DOGS drag themselves around on their arses..with their front feet--- well JEFF DOES THAT AROUND THE STUDIO
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
She looks amazing everyday TBH.
CSTATB 1 year ago
RACHEL,... i'd love to give you CARPET BURNS ON YOUR ASS,..... BABE
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 9
sexy ass
POWELLYxD 1 year ago
Silver HS
JACKOCGBR 1 year ago
i have a 5 letter word - boner
E1337Si 1 year ago 2
I DREAMT I WAS GIVING RACHEL AN ALL NIGHT LONG BLOW JOB....................... but when i woke up.. I'VE GOT TERRIBLE BREATH and my DOG'S GOT NO FUR LEFT ON HIS ARSE
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STOP....I KNOW THIS ONE......... was it FANNY BY GASLIGHT until the gas ran out and then the old boy from nextdoor came round with a TORCH.........--- ERGO FANNIE BY TORCHLIGHT.......... carry on. ------- MARK & LARD
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
Mark and Lard - Beat The Clock - The Chemical Brothers
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 9
Lard's Classic Cuts - Messing About On The River
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 2
mark and lard ... the rabbi lional blair
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 12
first word i thought of was NEGRO
MO4B 1 year ago
@MO4B --- TRUE,, lewis drives great for a little brown jobbie
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
Oh Lucky You (Mr McScotty) Part 1 ---- MARK AND LARD AT THEIR FINEST, PREPARE TO PISS YOURSELF LAUGHING -- CHROIST ORL MOITY
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 21
THE GREAT SONG from film VAN WILDER---------- HELLO by SUGARBOMB....... great for watching RACHEL
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 5
looks like someone knows their puns
errington1000 1 year ago
MY MATE RECKONS HE CAN TURN ON RACHEL'S VIBRATOR with his toshiba REMOTE CONTROL.
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
THAT DRESS needs to be cut OFF AT THE TOP OF THE PINK BIT, AND LET HER GOLDEN TITTIES JIGGLE ABOUT IN THE BREEZE
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 8
I HEARD that RACHEL has the LOVE ACTION of a CONGER EATING A FISHERMANS LEG.
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 7
I'M STARTING A TUNNEL WITH DONALD PLEASENCE, and STEVE MCQUEEN . we're going to come out by RACHELS CHAIR and catch a PEEP of HER PINKIE
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 5
it's not the MARTIAN'S fault that they crashed there FLYING SAUCER into that ICELANDIC VOLCANO. you trying flying straight whilst RACHEL'S NAKED IMAGE IS BURNING AWAY THE INSIDE OF YOUR BRAIN
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 26
HERE'S THAT SICK SQUID I OWE YOU RACHEL
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 3
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I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO VOTE CUNT-SERVATIVE and get a cunt, or LABIA. maybe i should vote LIBERAL DONNA'S CRACK, but we've never met liberal-donna. i wouldn't want to end up with VINCE CABLE IN A BIKINI
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I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO VOTE CUNT-SERVATIVE and get a cunt, or LABIA. maybe i should vote LIBERAL DONNA'S CRACK, but we've never met liberal-donna. i wouldn't want to end up with VINCE CABLE IN A BIKINI
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I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO VOTE CUNT-SERVATIVE and get a cunt, or LABIA. maybe i should vote LIBERAL DONNA'S CRACK, but we've never met liberal-donna. i wouldn't want to end up with VINCE CABLE IN A BIKINI
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
wouldn't you just love it if she dropped a card and she had to bend over to get it?
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JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago 2
OI GORT BRUNN NOO CORN- BOYN- R- VISTA un oi giff yoo de kee
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I'D FLY RACHEL DOWN TO MONTE CARLO IN MY DE HAVILLAND RAPIDE....................... well i mean i'd try to get her to the isle of wight in the SIDECAR of my BSA BANTAM, but i'd let her cook my FRAY BENTOS PIE on a parafin stove between her legs. SHE'D HAVE TO GET OUT AND PUSH on the hills though.
JOJOBANANAZ1 1 year ago
effin lovely
cricketbat08 2 years ago
ROLAND RAT lives in the loo at the countdown studio. he only comes up to take a kiss of RACHELS LIPS. what did he tell me? SWEEEEET !
JOJOBANANAZ1 2 years ago
LMAO ! What the fuck ? No more sherry trifle for you :D
swanseajackthe3rd 1 year ago
MUCHO BONGO
JOJOBANANAZ1 2 years ago
nice vid!!
nexus085 2 years ago
i got 'boner ' and 'groan'
stew2blue 2 years ago 2
BANGER for 6. The Word I mean.
spartacusvikinga 2 years ago 6
weird how they have managed to turn the girl next door to look like a hooker.
racingeye 2 years ago 4
Not bad afternoon Tv, everyone just wants to bend her over ...
oliversenord 2 years ago 13
She has the best legs i have seen for a long time.
TheJp1981 2 years ago 3
She is stunning - those legs - oh my god... though I'm not sure why so many of the appreciative comments here focus on her faeces.
wringerUK 2 years ago
id stick my cock in her ear and brain fuck her.
farhannius 2 years ago 3
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Put a new tart up and it attracts all the low life idiot comments!Countdown sucks now!
UKPatriotsFan 2 years ago
Why don't you go and swim in your own piss mate your a fucking homo are you trying to say you wouldn't fuck her you fucking retard. You fucking bent bastard.
bigttim1 2 years ago 8
I'd use her shite for toothpaste her pish for a mouthwash and her pubes for dental floss she is an absolute shag
bigttim1 2 years ago
I'd use her shit as chewing tobacco - JUST on the off chance I could get a signed autograph of Jeff Sterling.
MisterDogshit 2 years ago 2
I'd eat a pound of shite for a ride at her.
bigttim1 2 years ago
I'd muff dive her on her bad week lol
bigttim1 2 years ago
@bigttim1 me to its my favourite anyway
anselmoritual 1 year ago
ID PUT LOVE BITES IN HER SHITES
0DoWnSy0 2 years ago
i'd eat her ass even if she was having the runs and bottle it lol
bigttim1 2 years ago
She is amazing
cricketbat08 2 years ago
Is she really tall is it those high heels that make her look so tall?
Thelistener60 2 years ago
normally during the numbers round i have to use my fingers to count, but since rachel came along i havent got one single one right as my fingers are normally wrapped round my cock when shes on. and theres enough baby gravy to cover her ''two from the top'' and ''one from the bottom!'' front bottom or back bottom that is!!!!! fnarr fnarr fnarr
bigderekkeene 2 years ago 11
Well why don'y you use your toes instead if your using fingers while Rachel doing the numbers round?
Thelistener60 2 years ago
ive just came back to this because id forgot what id written. when i read over it, it sounds like something from '' The Letterbocks'' in The Viz! lol
bigderekkeene 2 years ago
@bigderekkeene More like Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres if you ask me , which you didnt
TheOneBlackSheep1973 1 year ago
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bolanboogie59 2 years ago
What a great... vowel-consonent-consonent.
blairsanass 2 years ago 4
Woof - down boy!
What i'd do with that?
davejarvis 2 years ago 2
Fancy one from behind, Rachel?
hypnodysc 2 years ago
the best reason to be unemployed
whatfuckingusername 2 years ago 8
Its so difficult typing with one hand!!!
bolanboogie59 2 years ago 2
id love to bend her over,pull that dress over her sexy arse and give her a gud pouding and cum all over her arse!
MrEamon72 2 years ago 8
It's true blonde's are the best.
killerpantsTango 2 years ago
ya they are
superemposed 2 years ago
Bonerage hahaha. That's class.
BonzoMuse 2 years ago
would like to see her in the nude with her legs wide open across a bed that would be gold
TR3B11 2 years ago 3
Mmmmm sexy! Wonder if she has a boyfriend?
ajb229 2 years ago
apparently she looks at these vids, so if you're reading the comments Rachel, I'm wanking over you now
bobdabolina1 2 years ago 13
You can make BONERAGE from those letters...
Of course, it's not just the letters...
zoocheroo 2 years ago 2
do you think she knows that guys wank over her watching her on tv? i bet she does and gets a kick out of it lol, i know i wank over her the sexy dirty lovely slut hmm love to fuck her
fleetmaze2 2 years ago 8
Yes she just gets better those dresses she wears just get shorter !! sh eknows what she does and what she is !! pure slutty
stockingsonherlegs 2 years ago
fuck she's nice
cypionate011 2 years ago 2