so theres this guy that REALLY REEEEEALLY and i mean REEEEEEEEALY wants to fuck me and i kinda lead him on, letting him think i was seriously gunna fuck him but he just aint my type, what should i do?
There is thi girl at my school that doesn't LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE and she's tremendously ugly and has no friends what so ever and she is always trying to get into other people's conversations because no one likes to talk to her at all....She is ALWAYS trying to talk to me even though I CONSTANTLY tell her to fuck off but she obviously doesn't want to listen...What do I do?........What would the Almighty-and-Powerful Swifty do? =/
but...but....brett is gay....
postolboy 1 month ago
2:30
Swifty's eyes looked gorgeous. :D
Billymanson66 1 month ago
do guys really need THAT much lotion?
xxcxhxexlxsxexaxx 2 months ago
@xxcxhxexlxsxexaxx and he said he had a chode......maybe its just that big o.o in width
12343cutie 1 month ago
<3
ThingsIShouldDo 2 months ago
haha well played swifty;)
6angel0doto 3 months ago
by two dollars...!
XoBeanerX 5 months ago
lol Jesus Christ Brett
KizzyBee23 5 months ago
Swifty what would u do If someone threatened to kill you?!?!?
EXT3RMiiNAT1ON 6 months ago
Swifty what would you do if someone threatened to kill u?!?!?
EXT3RMiiNAT1ON 6 months ago
lol chode
Rosetta0626 6 months ago 5
your so hot
REYREYHATESYOUNOT 6 months ago
At 1:20 i want swiftys shirt ! (:
"What did we learn today?!? Absolutely Nothing ! " :D
Kendall192Baby 6 months ago
Lol I love andeaschoice
lovers1097 6 months ago 2
your moms knows that u sell drugs.. and asks you for some.. HELP wwsd!!
linkfreak13 6 months ago
00:59 , i just realized that she screams chode . xD
TaylorLuvsYou98 7 months ago
you need that much lotion?
ifuckinghateyou12345 7 months ago
the dude in the video from 0:22 isnt that bret the dude that edits the shaytard's videos :O
MJKJOKER 7 months ago
@MJKJOKER yes
tydye2010 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1:27
Best Part Evar!!!
<3
xxepicfails101xx 7 months ago
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xxepicfails101xx 7 months ago
im pretty sure that he didnt need that much lotion
0v4rypunch3r 7 months ago 5
1:27
OH SWIFTY XD
ChelseaRawrrx 7 months ago
@ChelseaRawrrx lmfao moment
sonokoish 7 months ago
@sonokoish Yes. xDDDD
ChelseaRawrrx 7 months ago
not a bidg deal but subscrine is up there instead of subscribe ... luv u man
thorsarcu 7 months ago
shes short compaired to swifty
LaurenLazoepisodes 8 months ago 2
i know what he should do, stop jacking off while he is talking!!
CoverMeComedy 8 months ago
Epic Video Moments (in quote form):
"its a dick that's wider than it is long...and you have one!"
"tell her you were thinking about her."
"she raised my allowance. By two dollars"
"Toooooooood...dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit..."
"Todd! Arent you supposed to stay at least 300 feet away from me?"
"She just turned 18 yesterday."
"He's got a chode. haha!"
This has been epic video moments (in Quote form)
thewolfkingskeeper 8 months ago
Brett need help getting rid of his body? xD
The1ngrimm 9 months ago
omg Poor Brett :(
SuperChocolateWorld 9 months ago
i like how the script on the sink keeps moving.
ROCKcrisis101 9 months ago
that chick has a youtube channel too [but she makes vid.s about makeup and stuff], haha she really is short.
Chickastar6 9 months ago
caught looking at boobs!
MrShadowthewolf 10 months ago
THAT GIRL IS SO LUCKY. she so dry humped him.
Hannibaa 10 months ago
Swifty Wins The Woman! ;D Go Swifty!!!!!
puggygirl11ash 10 months ago 3
Is it wrong if I got a boner?
HahahahahaSQUARE 10 months ago
Is there wwsd bracelets
cupcakezrule48 10 months ago 5
Dear Swifty,
so theres this guy that REALLY REEEEEALLY and i mean REEEEEEEEALY wants to fuck me and i kinda lead him on, letting him think i was seriously gunna fuck him but he just aint my type, what should i do?
shorwty10 10 months ago
how do magnets work?
katmarie676 10 months ago
i live in france and you're sexually mature at 15 so you can fuck all you want and it wont be a problem
Thatkidwithguns 10 months ago
lol its a dick that is wider than it is long!
PinkRawrDino 10 months ago
That was a legitimate snag.
tttimewarp 10 months ago
@glitterfairy29 i think swifty would hire a proffesional wrestler to get the job done
alexgreenpuffpuff 10 months ago
There is thi girl at my school that doesn't LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE and she's tremendously ugly and has no friends what so ever and she is always trying to get into other people's conversations because no one likes to talk to her at all....She is ALWAYS trying to talk to me even though I CONSTANTLY tell her to fuck off but she obviously doesn't want to listen...What do I do?........What would the Almighty-and-Powerful Swifty do? =/
Glitterfairy29 11 months ago 6
there is this girl at school i like and i dont have the courage to ask her out on a date what should i do
what would swifty do
teeg345 11 months ago
@teeg345 Swifty would grow some balls.
noeffingidea 11 months ago
Swifty, that was just fucked up at the end. LMFAO!
rosieeatsairplanes 11 months ago
that guy wasted so much lotion...you don't need that much, especially for a chode :(
wafflesaretheshiznit 11 months ago 5
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
KILLJOY525 11 months ago
i told my mom the same thing, you know what she did?
raised my allowence *pause* by TWO dollars
awilkinson18 11 months ago 5
yourr next one should be.. what if a really hot girl came over and wanted to have sex. but my ugly and prude girlfriend was over also
coolfalco98 11 months ago
Why Was He Still Jerking Off When He Was Talking To Swifty?!?
RockZombieIAm 11 months ago 37
@RockZombieIAm Your question answers itself.
LemonPopsiclez 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ROFLED ALL OVER MY FLOOR!!!
Jak1997Jak 11 months ago 3
i love how swifty like jacks off to an invisible penis ahahahaha
littlexwildxthing 1 year ago 46
swifty, how tall r u?
TheMontegonian 1 year ago 2
i wish that when i say what would swifty do he came but he doesnt.....:(
marxipanlol453 1 year ago 2
two dollars XD
rainbowstarz1000 1 year ago
By two dollars! xDD
GoodMorningRejection 1 year ago 2
I SO WANT SWIFTYS NUMBER
imweirdishlycool 1 year ago
Todd! Teeeel Heeeeeer!
ThePaperBaggal 1 year ago
thats andreaschoice:OO
brittanyiswierd911 1 year ago
hahahahahaha wtf he just crawled without moving on he's back funny shit
Icecube5285 1 year ago
after swifty appears... he keeps touching himself..... O___________O
grape456789 1 year ago 5
I like this girl but she's with someone else
DrWho2018 1 year ago
I like this girl but she's with someone else
DrWho2018 1 year ago
who. the. FUCK. is. she?? God damn i need looser boxers
ArcherXgen 1 year ago
2:24-3:04 best part! Swifty is so CUTE! 'Tell her, that seeing her made you wanna throw your baby batter, all over the place!" cutest face ever! lol
StrangeWhiteness 1 year ago 2
"....Toddddd?"
RAAAWWWRRR
Best fucking part.
BitchesLoveHardstyle 1 year ago
2:27 OMG!
FabulousFrostine 1 year ago
How is 1:27 not epic.....
MrAllfg 1 year ago 2
1:28 - 1:29 LOLOLOLOLOL!
donkeykongSUXS 1 year ago 3
omg its andrea!
pnkrk1039 1 year ago
Did anyone else notice that when swifty scooted up to todd that the footage was reversed?
LittleViciousLayna 1 year ago 3
I love how when todd is screaming he's also smiling..
KayleLygophobia 1 year ago 134
@KayleLygophobia same the chick looks like shes getting analed when she screams
MRDestructionmd 5 months ago
This is NO different from the censored version...
contestmaster3000 1 year ago 3
baby batter
edman561 1 year ago
I think that you should get your other ear pierced it'd look awesome.
xoxlauraxox2 1 year ago
"toaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd doooo eeeeeeeet" XD
120loid 1 year ago 5
@120loid there saying chode
krispylikekream 1 year ago
2 dollars made him cum?
sickysong 1 year ago
"Dude, that's a chode!" xD
xoKidmemorieZxo 1 year ago
BOOM! Thats what swifty would do:)
LittleMissRaeRae69 1 year ago
i wish i was that girl with swifty in the end.
cocoice9 1 year ago 3
Hahahahahahaha, I love youuu!
ItsLeslieBxtch 1 year ago
ITS NOTHING DIFFRENT FROM THE FUKIN ORIGINAL!!!
CorrinMovies 1 year ago
@CorrinMovies yeah it is,
1. Todd finished
2. Todd said "cum"
ramon102093 1 year ago
@CorrinMovies chill dude and ramon102093 is right.
oreolicious7 1 year ago
Is she bi or lesbian? Please say yes.
pierrebouvier518 1 year ago 2
Hehe, you spelt subscribe wrong swifty xD
soulessemo666 1 year ago
76 ppl didnt get theyre allowance raised by...2 dollars !
uselessdomo 1 year ago
I AM jesus.
ScrewYouBieber 1 year ago
swifty's face at 2:54. omfg creeper
middlegirly1213 1 year ago
to much lotion i would know mine is probably bigger
Shurttugal22 1 year ago
THEY HAVE A SKIP AD FEATURE! :):):):)
elismart118597 1 year ago
Matthew, you look so fucking high. xD
WillDrumForMoney 1 year ago
BOOM! that what swifty would do. B)
Jakanataor1305 1 year ago
ummm...im a girl and i have the question...why do u need so much lotion...O.o
bowiewondergirl 1 year ago 3
what would you do if a nasty girl really liked you but you dont like her
botbotdog 1 year ago
I just wanna no how he got off with the 2 dollar thing and the creepy guy standing there watching XD
onemoretimeist 1 year ago
0:01
x666james666x 1 year ago
So that's what that bottle of lotion in my boyfriends bathroom is for................ew.
12cherrysakura 1 year ago 164
@12cherrysakura LOL
pinksadi13 1 year ago
@12cherrysakura WTF ima confuceyyy if there bf and gf wouldnt she see that all ready!PJHIUOU:RIPAYDGUHWTF!!!!
MrManofDeath 11 months ago
@12cherrysakura LOL duh
TheCourtnah 9 months ago
lets sodomize in hell xD
sickysong 1 year ago
I realized when the girl walked into the bathroom, she yelled "chode" like swifty did. Lol
XPurplexNinjasX 1 year ago
I love swifty's reaction when he sees Brett! LOL!
DarthVadermatt 1 year ago 5
how is this different than the censored? lol
rachelrrox 1 year ago
@rachelrrox in the censored one, he edited out the part where brett was suppose "throw his baby batter" and he didnt say "like cum" in it either
IzzySparks396 1 year ago 2
She has great boobs.
I freaking love Andrea(:
bunniesattackedme 1 year ago
wat would u do if u were raped by chuck noris lol
SuperShaned123 1 year ago
3:53 ....lucky bitch
RAWRxYAoi 1 year ago 4
*bein
CallieCallie97 1 year ago
Here's what Callie would do: I would shoot that bitch for vein all over u swifty..........lol jk........maybe........love u!!!!!! -callie
CallieCallie97 1 year ago
lock the door dumb ass lol
boy123600 1 year ago
TODDDDD! :D
oOoCheekiMunki357oOo 1 year ago
ROFLMAO at 1:27-1:29
Rudy1534 1 year ago
if you paid attention lol when she came in the bathroom she screamed chode haha
uselessxman 1 year ago
oh ma goodness! Swifty gots an ear piercing!! <3 <3
octopuslover225 1 year ago
Toooooodddddddddddd doooooo iiitttttt LMFAOOO I love you Swifty
ikutoluver93 1 year ago 2
she didnt close the door!
TheNippleAss 1 year ago
keep pressing 1:27 funny as hell
kman66kk 1 year ago 4
not cool swifty not cool
bloodyskullz120 1 year ago
that lucky girl to get touched by matt! I WILL MURDER HER ! XD
heartbroken962 1 year ago
Swifty you're a pimp and you have great taste in women. awesomesauce!
VHTLtdDimarzio 1 year ago
like.. cum.
reinoud95 1 year ago
love the shirt
shanedawsonlover5 1 year ago
i AM jesus. lmao haha
LoveEmmett11 1 year ago
everyone like this video just for "tooooOOOOODDD
LHTV1 1 year ago
Either she was REALLY short, or Swifty is a giant
redfern33 1 year ago 2
my friend has the same lotion...
Pandagrrl101 1 year ago
lol i keeped re-playing and re-playing 2:25 over and over and over... Loved that part i think the most
DontTouchMYClaymore 1 year ago
That... is ALOT of lotion...
KridikJones 1 year ago 4
hahahaha couldnt stop laughing haha he's gotaa chose hahahaa
sportypunk15 1 year ago
ROFL! That was amazing. Simply amazing.
"Seeing you made me wanna throw my baby batter all over the place... Like... Cum."
BABY BATTER!! >.<
MichaelaButane 1 year ago
2:26 is THE best! haha I laughed sooooooo hard haha
SDfunnygirl 1 year ago
WWSD
OhEemGeezItzMeh 1 year ago
"Forget my chode!" LMAO!! x]
Hahaha could not stop laughing whenever Swifty started talking from the floor xD
shortyshorts24 1 year ago 3
lmao swiftys so fuckin awesome
emoskeleanimal 1 year ago
and Brett has a happy face when seeing Swifty lol
5thCent 1 year ago
DUDE THAT LOOKED LIKE JORDAN SPARKS IS IT? :o
99jdogg 1 year ago
@99jdogg jordan sparks is fat....
Concept9221 1 year ago
@Concept9221 oh yeah... true
99jdogg 1 year ago
was that jordon sparks
partynut00 1 year ago
@partynut00 no its Andrea from Andrea's Choice...she is so STUNNING!
leespace101 1 year ago
is it just me, or does swifty remind you of shaggy from scooby doo??
NewYearsSnowBaby 1 year ago 168
@NewYearsSnowBaby nah johnny depp
twistedmountain 1 year ago
@NewYearsSnowBaby wow your right :D
hayleymichelle13 1 year ago
@NewYearsSnowBaby Its not just you.
FacebookNotification 1 year ago
@NewYearsSnowBaby wow 160 i guess thats a popular vote. wait.... make that 161
purgeandcleanse 1 year ago
@NewYearsSnowBaby i was totally gonna say that
jazyjezz13 1 year ago
Uhh my life would be complete if I could say "What would Swifty do?" and Matt would randomly appear.
TheSickHumanBeing 1 year ago 2
dayuumm she's fine
hornyanxiousmunky 1 year ago
Matthew, Brett, and Andrea--Best combo ever!
JaydenElaine 1 year ago
wwsd if your parents walked in while you were having sex with your gilfriend?
ppeufh 1 year ago
WWSD if he were the girl??
Sexytacochick 1 year ago
swifty looked so creepy
in a hot way
Zextyama 1 year ago 4
that girl is hot
tophu501 1 year ago
i like how the whole time swifty and todd are talking hes sitting there...taking his dog for a walk.. lmfao
SuperHammersmash 1 year ago 68
lol great vid
idanceswithbeers 1 year ago
She looks like Jordin sparks
jokerscar12 1 year ago
@jokerscar12 thank you!! I thought I was the only one thinking that.
tayloa851 1 year ago
Best Part Ever 2:23
MattYonTube 1 year ago 4
uhm it was like the same thing
orangepopgirl101 1 year ago
she raised my allowance...by two dollars;)
awesomeness0192 1 year ago 2
damn that chick is hot go swifty
rockerskater1219 1 year ago
@rockerskater1219 all i could think was, "wow what a pimp"
girlzluvanime 1 year ago
omg!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
70lordpatrick 1 year ago
2:24 - 2:30 <3 funniest bit :D
HeatherBreakout 1 year ago
@HeatherBreakout I wish I could thumbs up what you said x1000!!! I love that part too! lol
cottoncandynpop 1 year ago
Lmao this is such and awkward video to watch lol
AnythingThatGoesShow 1 year ago
Funny how he's masturbating and then all a sudden thinks of swifty. Haha