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  • but...but....brett is gay....

  • 2:30

    Swifty's eyes looked gorgeous. :D

  • do guys really need THAT much lotion?

  • @xxcxhxexlxsxexaxx and he said he had a chode......maybe its just that big o.o in width

  • <3

  • haha well played swifty;)

  • by two dollars...!

  • lol Jesus Christ Brett

  • Swifty what would u do If someone threatened to kill you?!?!?

  • Swifty what would you do if someone threatened to kill u?!?!?

  • lol chode

  • your so hot

    

  • At 1:20 i want swiftys shirt ! (:

    "What did we learn today?!? Absolutely Nothing ! " :D

  • Lol I love andeaschoice

  • your moms knows that u sell drugs.. and asks you for some.. HELP wwsd!!

  • 00:59 , i just realized that she screams chode . xD

  • you need that much lotion?

  • the dude in the video from 0:22 isnt that bret the dude that edits the shaytard's videos :O

  • @MJKJOKER yes

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  • im pretty sure that he didnt need that much lotion

  • 1:27

    OH SWIFTY XD

  • @ChelseaRawrrx lmfao moment

  • @sonokoish Yes. xDDDD

  • not a bidg deal but subscrine is up there instead of subscribe ... luv u man

  • shes short compaired to swifty

  • i know what he should do, stop jacking off while he is talking!!

  • Epic Video Moments (in quote form):

    "its a dick that's wider than it is long...and you have one!"

    "tell her you were thinking about her."

    "she raised my allowance. By two dollars"

    "Toooooooood...dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit..."

    "Todd! Arent you supposed to stay at least 300 feet away from me?"

    "She just turned 18 yesterday."

    "He's got a chode. haha!"

    This has been epic video moments (in Quote form)

  • Brett need help getting rid of his body? xD

  • omg Poor Brett :(

  • i like how the script on the sink keeps moving.

  • that chick has a youtube channel too [but she makes vid.s about makeup and stuff], haha she really is short.

  • caught looking at boobs!

  • THAT GIRL IS SO LUCKY. she so dry humped him.

  • Swifty Wins The Woman! ;D Go Swifty!!!!!

  • Is it wrong if I got a boner?

  • Is there wwsd bracelets

  • Dear Swifty,

    so theres this guy that REALLY REEEEEALLY and i mean REEEEEEEEALY wants to fuck me and i kinda lead him on, letting him think i was seriously gunna fuck him but he just aint my type, what should i do?

  • how do magnets work? 

  • i live in france and you're sexually mature at 15 so you can fuck all you want and it wont be a problem

  • lol its a dick that is wider than it is long!

  • That was a legitimate snag.

  • @glitterfairy29 i think swifty would hire a proffesional wrestler to get the job done

  • There is thi girl at my school that doesn't LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE and she's tremendously ugly and has no friends what so ever and she is always trying to get into other people's conversations because no one likes to talk to her at all....She is ALWAYS trying to talk to me even though I CONSTANTLY tell her to fuck off but she obviously doesn't want to listen...What do I do?........What would the Almighty-and-Powerful Swifty do? =/

  • there is this girl at school i like and i dont have the courage to ask her out on a date what should i do

    what would swifty do

  • @teeg345 Swifty would grow some balls.

  • Swifty, that was just fucked up at the end. LMFAO!

  • that guy wasted so much lotion...you don't need that much, especially for a chode :(

  • CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDD

  • i told my mom the same thing, you know what she did?

    raised my allowence *pause* by TWO dollars

  • yourr next one should be.. what if a really hot girl came over and wanted to have sex. but my ugly and prude girlfriend was over also

  • Why Was He Still Jerking Off When He Was Talking To Swifty?!?

  • @RockZombieIAm Your question answers itself.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ROFLED ALL OVER MY FLOOR!!!

  • i love how swifty like jacks off to an invisible penis ahahahaha

  • swifty, how tall r u?

  • i wish that when i say what would swifty do he came but he doesnt.....:(

  • two dollars XD

  • By two dollars! xDD

  • I SO WANT SWIFTYS NUMBER

  • Todd! Teeeel Heeeeeer!

  • thats andreaschoice:OO

  • hahahahahaha wtf he just crawled without moving on he's back funny shit

  • after swifty appears... he keeps touching himself..... O___________O

  • I like this girl but she's with someone else

  • I like this girl but she's with someone else

  • who. the. FUCK. is. she?? God damn i need looser boxers

  • 2:24-3:04 best part! Swifty is so CUTE! 'Tell her, that seeing her made you wanna throw your baby batter, all over the place!" cutest face ever! lol

  • "....Toddddd?"

    RAAAWWWRRR

    Best fucking part.

  • 2:27 OMG!

  • How is 1:27 not epic.....

  • 1:28 - 1:29 LOLOLOLOLOL!

  • omg its andrea!

  • Did anyone else notice that when swifty scooted up to todd that the footage was reversed?

  • I love how when todd is screaming he's also smiling..

  • @KayleLygophobia same the chick looks like shes getting analed when she screams

  • This is NO different from the censored version...

  • baby batter

  • I think that you should get your other ear pierced it'd look awesome.

  • "toaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd doooo eeeeeeeet" XD

  • @120loid there saying chode

  • 2 dollars made him cum?

  • "Dude, that's a chode!" xD

  • BOOM! Thats what swifty would do:)

  • i wish i was that girl with swifty in the end.

  • Hahahahahahaha, I love youuu!

  • ITS NOTHING DIFFRENT FROM THE FUKIN ORIGINAL!!!

  • @CorrinMovies yeah it is,

    1. Todd finished

    2. Todd said "cum"

  • @CorrinMovies chill dude and ramon102093 is right.

  • Is she bi or lesbian? Please say yes.

  • Hehe, you spelt subscribe wrong swifty xD

  • 76 ppl didnt get theyre allowance raised by...2 dollars !

  • I AM jesus.

  • swifty's face at 2:54. omfg creeper

  • to much lotion i would know mine is probably bigger

  • THEY HAVE A SKIP AD FEATURE! :):):):)

  • Matthew, you look so fucking high. xD

  • BOOM! that what swifty would do. B)

  • ummm...im a girl and i have the question...why do u need so much lotion...O.o

  • what would you do if a nasty girl really liked you but you dont like her

  • I just wanna no how he got off with the 2 dollar thing and the creepy guy standing there watching XD

  • 0:01

  • So that's what that bottle of lotion in my boyfriends bathroom is for................ew.

  • @12cherrysakura WTF ima confuceyyy if there bf and gf wouldnt she see that all ready!PJHIUOU:RIPAYDGUHWTF!!!!

  • @12cherrysakura LOL duh

  • lets sodomize in hell xD

  • I realized when the girl walked into the bathroom, she yelled "chode" like swifty did. Lol

  • I love swifty's reaction when he sees Brett! LOL!

  • how is this different than the censored? lol

  • @rachelrrox in the censored one, he edited out the part where brett was suppose "throw his baby batter" and he didnt say "like cum" in it either

  • She has great boobs.

    I freaking love Andrea(:

  • wat would u do if u were raped by chuck noris lol

  • 3:53 ....lucky bitch

  • *bein

  • Here's what Callie would do: I would shoot that bitch for vein all over u swifty..........lol jk........maybe........love u!!!!!! -callie

  • lock the door dumb ass lol

  • TODDDDD! :D

  • ROFLMAO at 1:27-1:29

  • if you paid attention lol when she came in the bathroom she screamed chode haha

  • oh ma goodness! Swifty gots an ear piercing!! <3 <3

  • Toooooodddddddddddd doooooo iiitttttt LMFAOOO I love you Swifty

  • she didnt close the door!

  • keep pressing 1:27 funny as hell

  • not cool swifty not cool

  • that lucky girl to get touched by matt! I WILL MURDER HER ! XD

  • Swifty you're a pimp and you have great taste in women. awesomesauce!

  • like.. cum.

  • love the shirt

  • i AM jesus. lmao haha

  • everyone like this video just for "tooooOOOOODDD

  • Either she was REALLY short, or Swifty is a giant

  • my friend has the same lotion...

  • lol i keeped re-playing and re-playing 2:25 over and over and over... Loved that part i think the most 

  • That... is ALOT of lotion...

  • hahahaha couldnt stop laughing haha he's gotaa chose hahahaa

  • ROFL! That was amazing. Simply amazing.

    "Seeing you made me wanna throw my baby batter all over the place... Like... Cum."

    BABY BATTER!! >.<

  • 2:26 is THE best! haha I laughed sooooooo hard haha

  • WWSD

  • "Forget my chode!" LMAO!! x]

    Hahaha could not stop laughing whenever Swifty started talking from the floor xD

  • lmao swiftys so fuckin awesome

  • and Brett has a happy face when seeing Swifty lol

  • DUDE THAT LOOKED LIKE JORDAN SPARKS IS IT? :o

  • @99jdogg jordan sparks is fat....

  • @Concept9221 oh yeah... true

  • was that jordon sparks

  • @partynut00 no its Andrea from Andrea's Choice...she is so STUNNING!

  • is it just me, or does swifty remind you of shaggy from scooby doo??

  • @NewYearsSnowBaby nah johnny depp

  • @NewYearsSnowBaby wow your right :D

  • @NewYearsSnowBaby Its not just you.

  • @NewYearsSnowBaby wow 160 i guess thats a popular vote. wait.... make that 161

  • @NewYearsSnowBaby i was totally gonna say that

  • Uhh my life would be complete if I could say "What would Swifty do?" and Matt would randomly appear.

  • dayuumm she's fine

  • Matthew, Brett, and Andrea--Best combo ever!

  • wwsd if your parents walked in while you were having sex with your gilfriend?

  • WWSD if he were the girl??

  • swifty looked so creepy

    in a hot way

  • that girl is hot

  • i like how the whole time swifty and todd are talking hes sitting there...taking his dog for a walk.. lmfao

  • lol great vid

    

  • She looks like Jordin sparks

  • @jokerscar12 thank you!! I thought I was the only one thinking that.

  • Best Part Ever 2:23

  • uhm it was like the same thing

  • she raised my allowance...by two dollars;)

  • damn that chick is hot go swifty

  • @rockerskater1219 all i could think was, "wow what a pimp"

  • omg!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHA!

  • 2:24 - 2:30 <3 funniest bit :D

  • @HeatherBreakout I wish I could thumbs up what you said x1000!!! I love that part too! lol

  • Lmao this is such and awkward video to watch lol

  • Funny how he's masturbating and then all a sudden thinks of swifty. Haha