Badger, I Eat You by Flula

[reesercliff]

badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!

[Blazez87]

I love Flula, but he has no chance against Bucky Badger! On Wisconsin!

[AlexandriaAsked]

what the shit did i just watch

[maxinefox51]

@AlexandriaAsked You watched a video, Dumbass :).

[TheHagiophobic]

I'm wondering why this popped up while watching Skyrim videos.... Seemed interesting enough.... It made me giggle.

[check1643]

......what the hell did i just watch?

[MonteBSparto]

What is this garbage.

[sunnysammy12]

69 dislikes. nobody move.

[VillageThinking]

Honey badger is going to smack the shit out of this guy and then eat him.

[LJMnx]

I wonder if the next songs gonna be about pedo bear.

[Pandaakins]

I dont even know why i clicked this

[DDMNProductions]

Dafuq?

[MaggotLlama]

SOPA is going to be all over your ass.. That's a picture of a fork, which was made by a company.

[theguywithshorts]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2012

[alexbaldwin404]

i wonder what the badger did to inspire this song?hmmm...

[ieatkalebbadgers]

fucking copy write.

[DinorawrG9x]

This reminds me of when the Spykids were in that creepy guys' house with the thumb people.

[rae95066]

ya,this is a fork lol!!!

[MinecrafterBlake]

fuck off catholic and enjoying

[HongKongBoyz100]

You had the best fucking OwnagePrank video ever. I want to ChickenMcFuckit your ChickenMcnugget as well.

[Sheeezus]

He mean's vagina. He's going to "fork" the vagina.

[DoomShroom93]

GO BACK TO ZE FOREST hahahaha

[SamiSam2627]

did i take a wrong turn and hit a wall made of weird.

[LeDouxTube]

When is your album coming out?

I clicked. ;)

[jazzman425]

so funny and weird

[tahns91]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. Just happened...?

[Zontalim]

badger badger badger badger = mushroom mushroom

[skitterfatcat]

Go back to your forest!!!



[leehocking514]

soundation?

[Morgothlord47]

howd i get here from killing a dragon in 1 hit

[TheMrpokemoncontest]

@Morgothlord47 yer wtf happened

[sgracewarren]

i love ur vids but eating badgers is not cool dude its just not normal

[TheMrUltraawesome]

honey badger don't care hill eat u from the in side

[MultiTyrole]

so i was looking up skyrim shit, how the fuck did i end up here?....

[Oswaltkipje33]

umm... i am confused

[SNOWSKIJUNKY]

This guy is blatantly an idiot...this is why the human race can't have nice things...

[DubcubMusic]

this really messes with you when your high, i can tell you

[acidrain2016]

@DubcubMusic haaahhh ikr??

[Rolandbadger]

What the hell did I just watch?

[dawnxgary1238]

Honey badger actually cared..

[therealmaxilist]

I EAT YOU! XD

[skittleman075]

@PikKriby thats how most modern day things are

[PikKirby]

Bad video to have lying around if aliens visiting our planet turn out to be very intellectually advanced badgers.

[Rolandbadger]

@PikKirby

Shhh....

Don't reveal my Special Master Plan!

[lordallnamesrtaken]

Honey badger don't give a shit.

[Spandex08]

@lordallnamesrtaken Lamer

[Spandex08]

@lordallnamesrtaken Lamer

[EmilianaBlake]

stripy face... prickle hair lmfao

[EpicFaceRules101]

buti still love flula

[EpicFaceRules101]

i like the badger more flula is awkward

[EpicFaceRules101]

omg i hate this video its so stupid but i love flula

[ZebraPrintSock]

The badger don't give a shit.

[Lazehguy]

He sounds like Hitler from Epic Rap Battles.

[Famin999]

I used to be afraid of badgers... Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[dawnxgary1238]

Uh, honey badger don't care. :\

[bobjoefredsky]

I love these videos the only problem is they need to be longer

[trippyay]

DANCE!

[gustafrh]

Honeybadger doesn't give a shit.

[SpinalxPatch]

Omg I laughed so hard

[josie12587]

Im in the weird part of youtube but i love it;) <33

[24dickstionarys]

Flula I eat you!

no homo

ok this is weird....

[MrBobert121]

Germans...

[AbdiXL]

I. Eat. You!

[FrapsYou]

I am in the weird part of the youtube again.........

[truvelocity]

utter nonsense... funny.

[ProfanelyInsane]

I am in my uni. library and I started watching this. I was trying so hard to hold in my laughing//peeing of pants'ing, but it didn't work. Everyone thinks I'm crazy.

[mitchellporductin]

honeybadger doents give a shit

[AJWenger1]

... wut?

[Depue117]

im in the weerd part of youtube again

[MaggotLlama]

@Depue117 But doesn't this give you the weirdest boner?

[goldhagful]

@Depue117 weird.... nod weerd

[halliehater]

@Depue117 You don't seem to understand. You are now in the flula part of YouTube, beyond the weird zone.

[Spandex08]

@Depue117 noob - GO DIE

[scrumpadooshus]

Honey Badger, who did name you?

[War333Super]

dude ur fuken weird

[Glamplitude]

I wouldn't bet on the human brain, actually

[killunoobs123]

Captain Teemo on duty.

[monicadanielle2]

does Flula remind anyone else of Julian Smith?

[songstowearpantsto]

you are dumb you have the brain of a badger!

[uglymurphy]

It's MUGATU!!!

[Chickenbranches]

Honey Badger dont give a fuck...

[sladikk]

Snaaaake its a snaaaake....

[iloathbirdsss]

the next time i see an animal im gunna yell "GO BACK TO YOUR FOREST!"

[PoisonIvyyxD]

hufflepuff badger ain't scared of shit

[123richmond123]

This.This is amazing.

[gravijax]

actually love this. You need a full length badger song

[youngkilla1992]

it needs to loop

[jrizzo86]

Are you going to cook up that badger with some mushrooms?

[thisorthat50]

when i eat my birthday cake i am going to say " oh hi cake yeah this is a fork you know why? i eat you!"

[ABVBFANKID1]

LOL:

Go back to your forest!

[T0phertard]

This guy is like the German JulianSmith!!!

[Callihan343]

Why do you have to dominate the badger? What did he ever do to you?

[XxJwowxX]

What... Was that?

I'm not sure what to say here...

[AriexVain]

Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom?

[gravnaes]

DANCE!

[MrJacksonWarren]

brrrrr rrrrrrr

[flippinrogue]

you wrote good techno music!

[rickygervais1776]

Second best video by Flula. First will always be Daddy Long Legs.

[TheHeroUnited]

I hate top comments :(

DAMN IT!!!

[ilovemcr22]

Can't tell if serious or trolling....

[RandomStupidStuff99]

In soviet Russia badger eats you

[yakpelt]

Badgers. Wie dumm.

[GeekyAlexandria]

Well, I have the brain of a unicorn.

[djcondra]

fake and gay

[whatacnut]

There's something very Beastie Boys about his singing.

[tokyowanderer009]

Thumbs up to make this video into Tosh.0's viewer video LOL.

[aneal138]

Can you make a song like this for the armadillo that lives under my house. He's making my life Hell and digging holes and scaring the kids. Thanks.

[RupantheWolf]

@JordannKarl that's what I heard on Eddache's channel on the sonic minions episode

[lakeb0dom]

Replace badger with Jew

[mrlivingimpaired]

look at that sleepy fuck, he don't even give a shit

[quote55]

Halfway through, i realized this song is about eating a badger

[XemotnX]

YOU MAKE MY IQ PLUMIT !!

[reaper0o]

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE WANT TO EAT BADGER ITS LIKE HAVING BADGER PUTTING IT IN BARREL SHOOTING IT THEN EATING BADGER

[dawnxgary1238]

@reaper0o Because Badger sounds like Beaver, and beaver sounds like Beiber, And everyone Wants Justin Beiber eaten by him :)

[TACT1CsMAN]

@reaper0o LMFAOOOO

[eatmytool1]

37 jews dislike this video

[chessismygame9]

@eatmytool1 That's terrible. I don't understand why you would say that.

[RandomStupidStuff99]

I eat badgers for breakfast

[S66Alex]

GO BACK TO YOUR FOREST.

[RupantheWolf]

What I find funny is that badger is an Aussie slang for vagina... Get it?

[chessismygame9]

@RupantheWolf LMFAO XD

[bballdabomb12]

You know what honeybadger's eating next month? cobra.

[himynameisatticus]

Haha he says scary nose and it says "scare nose".... Ich liebe immer Deutschland!

[ChuCk230e]

what if it was a honey badger, then everything you said would be wrong

[planetmeagher]

@ChuCk230e fuck yes, you saw it, the gay guy narrating the honey badger, best video almost ever

[rusher38]

huh

I have the sudden urge to hunt badgers with a fork

[redroosterfreddy]

"Scare you me twice - I eat you"

And thus solving any and all problems ^^

[smilelikumnit]

I'm so confused.

[Adiopocere666]

Guys. This isn't funny. You're all lame.

[punypufferman180]

@Adiopocere666 Haha that's funny that's the EXACT same thing your mom said when the doctor(Richtofen) said you were born Retarded!

[xalener]

@Adiopocere666

scare nose.

[redroosterfreddy]

@Adiopocere666 I eat you.



[Rightousheal]

Scare me once shame on you. Scare me twice I eat you! lol

[DJfade1frequency]

i had this face

:0

[dustjunky2000]

Crazy Gerries...  this dude rules.

[misterfunnybones]

This song is now badgering me...

[melodygir1]

ive watched this at least 10 times and i crack up every time...

[thehungrynerd117]

GERMANS ARE COOOL!

[Kayenar67]

I would love to get inside this man's head. I bet it's amazing & yet a little frightening in there.

[ardentsilence]

Marry me? You are amazing.

[DoctorCuriosity]

For some reason, I'm reminded of Einar from The Sugarcubes...

A small story that always happens.

I said ouch! This really hurts!

That can't be, badgers have been

Eaten for millions of years

Therefore we are

Yes, but, I have a fork!

[x0Mercury0x]

stripey face

prickle hair

scare nose

[DeustchBaggery]

HAHAHA! Ich liebe es!

[mattstone12]

This is like what could have happened to Kraftwerk, had musical prowess in our universe actually meant borderline insane.

[aaron544]

I know you speak of the 'giant' human brain but I am having many difficulties grasping the eating of the badger in all is grandeur. I was once fishing in the ocean and I caught a sting ray. It looked like an angry alien, but not like you, like an alien from another galaxy (simile). I wanted to eat it just to be cautious. I did some preliminary research and found that is flesh is very high in urea and it is not recommended consumption, wearisome or otherwise. This was very embarrassing.

[FillupMunkee]

I enjoyed this video very much. Although, i do wonder if badger would be delicious or not. And if so, what kinds of toxins might be in its body. Was the badger just bitten by a cobra? If so, would that venom that doe not kill the badger, hurt you when you eat the badger with the venom inside it? Be careful. I subscribed. I thin you are insightful.

[Topcat1208]

@FillupMunkee lol :)

[forsho6906]

How does this not have as many views as rebecca black?

[Lyceius]

These lyrics must have been as easy to come up with as shooting fish in a barrel.

[Xlongliverock1969]

this is how hitler took over germany in 1930

[brolyservant]

Look out djflula, 30 disliking badgers are going to get you.

[ilovetavernwenches]

Honey badger don't give a shit.

[Vasanawsfl]

wertyuikjhgfdsaZdxkl,

 WTF

[bamabelle327]

I posted this on Facebook and out of 800 overly-social friends, not a single person commented on the video. Sadly, it appears not everyone is so outspoken and vigilant for their next encounter with the badger.

[Cornloaf]

@bamabelle327 I had a run in with a badger in Scotland this summer. By run in, I mean that he crossed the road in front of me while I was walking to the local pub in the outskirts of Edinburgh. My girlfriend freaked out and asked if they attacked. I said No and then quickly tried to research that on my phone.

[bamabelle327]

@Cornloaf Knowledge is power in regards to the badger! ;)

[AndyDufresne987]

You would make a better mass hypnotizer then Goebbels back in the day

[tangentgenius]

0:52 ugly pretty

[alexnelsonamaya1]

he sounds like bruno

[TheZigzagged]

Badgers are bad asses. I don't think a fork would scare the badger. But this song might.

[DanDeePee]

how the fuck did i get here

[SoyPetTurtle]

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[sdsuedeheadsd]

this man is gorgeous !

[FallWebworm]

this is like subliminal messaging...good subliminal messaging...and it's working...