hahaha i know a girl that always uses that line jus to get to the next guy she wants to mess with lol but seriously wen u say that to sum 1 thats like sayin ur so ugly or whatever else that even god dosent want me to date u lol so yep i agree jus tell the truth :)
Sometimes a realationship can be pulling you back from doing Gods will and purpose so its better to break up sooner then later.Yes it does hurt but its worth obeying God and letting go lets no tbe stubborn and make excuses if it doesnt feel right it wasnt meant to be.
lol my sister used that line to break up w/ her bf haha...but she really heard it from Him though. they're good friends now and he understood cuz he's christian too. i just thought it was hilarious!!! lol
I'd walk up to him and be like "The voices are telling me to kill you. I'm fighting it but I'm going to need you to go into hiding just in case. And Listen, it's really important that you never contact me again and do NOT tell me where you're hiding. It just isn't safe. So I guess this is good-bye my dear. I shall release you like a thousand doves. Please don't poop on me my dove."
LOL wow.. "walks up to girl friend" ok alondra i need to tell you soming.. what??.. "YOUR UGLY"! LOL dude that would be so funny i would crack up if some one did that in a hallway then id say thats not right LOL dude your funny!!
omgs that is SSOOO true. I wish that all people would listen to that. I've seen some pretty bad break-ups, although I've been lucky enough to not have any bad ones personally =). but I hope i never do...
aaw, so true! I ♥ u manny! :)
16nodame 4 months ago
i wish i wouldve known about the "the lord told me so" junky lie before i actually fell for it...lol oh well God is good.
Gbuzinet 1 year ago
hahaha i know a girl that always uses that line jus to get to the next guy she wants to mess with lol but seriously wen u say that to sum 1 thats like sayin ur so ugly or whatever else that even god dosent want me to date u lol so yep i agree jus tell the truth :)
christianforlife18 1 year ago
Sometimes a realationship can be pulling you back from doing Gods will and purpose so its better to break up sooner then later.Yes it does hurt but its worth obeying God and letting go lets no tbe stubborn and make excuses if it doesnt feel right it wasnt meant to be.
TheDarksparten 1 year ago 3
lol my sister used that line to break up w/ her bf haha...but she really heard it from Him though. they're good friends now and he understood cuz he's christian too. i just thought it was hilarious!!! lol
macchinchouette 1 year ago
Never heard the Lord told me so line before now....May start using it
weirdoinchains 1 year ago
omg guys do use that alot n my church lol
AprilNini 2 years ago
ok so there's two things i would have liked
1. that someone told be its better not to date in high school
2. that someone had told my ex-boyfriend that before he broke up with me
(Boy i almost slapped that sucker!)
tori15paris 2 years ago
Hmmmm.... what would happen if it said, "The lrod told me to" to a non christian? lol.
MixedMasteress1323 2 years ago
Good answer Mann-aise! :)
OlichkaLove 3 years ago
Honesty is the best policy! :D Oh, try asking a guy "So did the LORD tell you why?" Hahaha! Ha - yeah. :(
kalamagirl 3 years ago
WOOHOO!!!
second that!
tori15paris 2 years ago
AMEN!!! Lol my best friends boyfriend gave her "the Lord told me so" line! LOL and it was a total fake! teehee well watev mate!
God bless
AnimeAddict748 3 years ago
Great answer!!!!
Here's mine:
I'd walk up to him and be like "The voices are telling me to kill you. I'm fighting it but I'm going to need you to go into hiding just in case. And Listen, it's really important that you never contact me again and do NOT tell me where you're hiding. It just isn't safe. So I guess this is good-bye my dear. I shall release you like a thousand doves. Please don't poop on me my dove."
=D HA!
comforter2me 3 years ago 6
lol... that just gave me quite a laugh...
violinsrock15 3 years ago
LOL wow.. "walks up to girl friend" ok alondra i need to tell you soming.. what??.. "YOUR UGLY"! LOL dude that would be so funny i would crack up if some one did that in a hallway then id say thats not right LOL dude your funny!!
ibotah 3 years ago
omgs that is SSOOO true. I wish that all people would listen to that. I've seen some pretty bad break-ups, although I've been lucky enough to not have any bad ones personally =). but I hope i never do...
neway thats pretty cool. i like it.
~AnGeLa
Angd1216 3 years ago
K.
Manny rocks.
=]
SayItTwice1122 3 years ago
LMFAO
"The lord told me to"
My god. If a a guy broke up with me using that line I'd actually think it was cus I was ugly.. to use that line OUCH.. this is funny though
ladivenom 3 years ago
Haha you funny manwell!
"THE LORD TOLD ME TO..."
you're soo right.. everyone uses that 'junk'!
mishmash201 3 years ago
actually only took you 50 seconds to answer the question. haha. thanks manny.
YouAreLovedHJS 3 years ago