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  • so worse than 240p we meet again

  • There is no 11 u fuck in g whore!

  • this is why i hate voice mails XD

  • 8 people can't press the eleven key

  • Will someone please get just the audio of the phone lady i want this for the answering machine

  • @jstolze14 There are multiple pieces of software to download youtube videos/audo

  • "Shut up, you're digusting."

  • That was the worst answering machine ever...of all time.

  • LOL I love the part when caboose says I'm okay I'm okay I'm not okay

  • that was the best phone call ever.. of all time

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  • shut up your disgusting lmao

  • that was the worst throw ever... of all time

    oh wait wron video

  • there is no eleven you fucking whore!!! i never get tired of that part

  • i like that the top rated comment is just a line from the vid, and that it got 106 likes :D

  • 8 people record those computer voices

  • Really, hang up. No shit i was gonna just keep talking until he decided to check his voice mail. I will fucking stab you computer phone lady. There is no eleven you fucking whore!

  • "Just give me the danm beep!" XD i never get bored of this part

  • Go to 0:10 and 0:33 with transcribe audio it wierd.

  • Go to 0:10 with transcribe audio it wierd.

  • I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

  • What!?! Really?

    No 11

    Yes there is

    It's right next to 12

    (caboose)

  • click the transcribe audio and go to 1:16

  • "It could be a freelancer, or-..." "Griffs Sister!" *Stare*

  • "really hang up, no shit i was just gonnna keep talking until he decided to check his messages" LMAO XD this is the best episode ever!!!!

  • Hey, shut up on the phone.

    Honk.

    And do me a favor and kill that fucking thing would ya.

    Honk.

  • the first time i heard it was 5~5~5~D~I~C~K 

  • This wasent a longer version....

  • DUDE TURN ON Translator for audio ha ha ha

  • It could be a whole new squad, or a freelancer, or...

    Grif's sister?!

  • "IM OK IM OK "thud" "IM NOT OK"

  • i cant remember what episode this is

  • @GLOBElive in season five idk about the episode

  • Damn I want this as my voice mail

  • why the hell would anyone dislike this?? and to the 6 who did... I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU!!!

  • shut up your disgusting....LMFAO HILARIOUS!!!

  • when ever I am having a hard time with tech I watch this video.

  • "IF YOU WANT TO TALK, DON'T E-MAIL AND DON'T YOU CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK JUST CALL ME UP AT 555- V-I-C-K" :D

  • "Shut up you're disgusting!"

  • i feel bad for Church....he had to deal with the asshole of a computer phone lady haha xD

  • is this season 3?

  • Oh, and I still have to kill this fuckin thing

  • 5 dislikes... 5 phone lady lovers

  • with my luck this same thing would happen to me

  • THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

  • haha i recorded Vic's voicemail as my own.

  • Answering Machine: "To repeat this message, press nine."

    Church: "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!"

    Answering Machine: "To mark this message as important, press eleven."

    Church: "THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!"

    Answering Machine: "To hear these options in spanish, press.."

    Church: "I HATE YOU!!"

  • Church:I can't deal with this right now!

    Creature:HONK!

    Church:shut up you're discusting.XD

  • Hang up oh no shit. Nah i was just gunna keep talking till he decides 2 check his messages

  • @itachi17087 the series is called red vs blue, best on the internet XD

  • lol, caboose is just a blue blob.

  • "Press 11 for Spanish" ~ "There is no 11, you fucking whore!!!!"

  • @xxSonnieParadisexx 11 was to mark as urgeant

  • @randomMW2crap yeah I realized that after I posted... hahah, I was having a slow day that day.

  • @xxSonnieParadisexx lol its cool

  • Church(is it?):half our team is down!

    Doc:no,it's not!look Caboose is already back in action!

    Caboose:I'm ok!I'm ok! *falls* I'm not ok!

    Doc:he's fine

  • "I'm okay, I'm okay!"

    *thud*

    "...I'm not okay!"

    lulz Caboose is awesome!

  • it could be a whole new squad or a freelancer or GRIF SISTER

  • im ok im ok no im not ok

  • "THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!" One of Church's more memmorable lines in the series. Haha.

  • @sargecaboosegriftex "ooooh language" XD I just felt like completing that!

  • best episode ever, laughed soooo hard

  • HONK!!! Shut up your disquisting

    they are hilarious

  • i cant i cant deal with this right now

  • what episode is this from?

  • @WhisperingHeavens not sure on the exact number but its 70 something, right at the start of season 5

  • there is no 11 u fucking whore

  • huh?

  • lol, really hang up no shit? i was just gunna keep talking untill he decided to check his voice mail...

  • lol, i mean...this place to doc!

  • shut up your disgusting! funny as

  • @MrCallumazoo fuck, funny as fuck

  • somebody should make a soundboard using rvb for real prank calls

  • also i gotta kill that fukin thing lol

  • do me a favour kil that fuckin thing

  • when caboose said 'im okay, im okay

    (plop)

    im not ok

  • Shut up you're disgusting

    :-)

    L

    O

    L

    :-)

  • 555-DICK lol

  • Doc said 555-VICK

    which sounds close to dick lol

  • where can i download this ]:?

  • its spelled whore...duh

  • The part were u said "there is no eleven you fucking hore"

  • i will fucking stab you computer phone lady, and there is no 11 you fucking whore are the best responses from church

  • my favorite part haha

  • HONK

  • Shut up you're disgusting

  • there is no 11 u fucking whore lol

  • Oh really? Hang? No shit., I woud keep going to check his voice mail

  • shut up your disgusting

  • I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

  • im ok im ok...im not ok

  • shut up ur discusting

  • ad by google......YOU FUCKIN SUCK!!!!!!!!!

  • its sounds like dick but its vick cuz u are calling vick

  • he's calling Vic...

  • there is no 11 u fucking hore lol

  • whore....

    lol

  • oooh language

  • he said v i c k

  • holy shit fuckin hallarious

  • "i will fucking stab u computer phone lady" lol

  • heheh this is one of the greatest parts of the series

  • Agreed :D

  • @dette4556 witch one

  • @MasterKaiUchiha i agree fully i laugh everytime

  • "There is no 11 you fucking whore!"

  • oooh,language

  • @Blachilles Best line EVER!

  • I hate you AHHHH

  • shut up you're disgusting.

    ROFL

  • FUCKING FUNNEY

  • "Oh and do me a favor and kill that fucking thing"

    Poor little guy XD

  • this is the best episode good job!!!

  •  " To mark this message as urgent, press 11." " THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

  • and u killed the joke...

  • ...

    wow, i hope no one lets you near a phone. or any complicated object.

  • oooo language :P

  • lol jesus apparently this joke is rly complex xD

  • Funny as hell!!!!!!

  • Shut up, your disgusting

  • If you want to talk don't e-mail! And don't you click clickclickclick just call me up at 555-VICK.

    You know, it would have been a lot more memorable if it rymed...or if his name actually ended in a K.

  • like a nuke, or a biological weapon thats going to melt our skin... or a genetic weapon thats going to make everyone in blue armor steryl...awesome.

  • LOL

    "Or..."

    "Griff's sister?"

  • "oh yer and the reds also have a giant ship that was sent by their command which probly has a huge fucking weapon on it like a nuke or a biological weapon that will melt our skin or make or blues sterile awesome

    lmao

  • "im not in the coseto right now so leave you low down at the ding dong" this is one of my favorite videos "you passed the mcat hahaha not even close" "really hang up no shit i was just going to keep talking until he decided to check his voice mail" "i know how to leave a god damn message"

  • My favorite too! :D

  • "to leave a messege, press 11" "there is no 11 u FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!

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  • ooh language

  • "and do me a favor, kill that fuckin thing" LMFAO

  • it would be funny to see someone remake this. lol.

  • Would have been better if it rhymed, or if his name actually ended in a k.

    Blarg. Hey, kill that thing. Honk

  • "if you want to talk dont email, dont you click click clikc, just call 555-VICK."

  • For Delivery Options, Press Five.

    JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN BEEP!

    TO hear these options in Spanish, press Dunt

    I HATE YOU!!!

  • "I will fucking stab you computer phone lady"

    !! ROFL !!

  • "THERE IS NO 11 U FUCKING WHORE!!"

    "OOHH language"

  • there is no 11 you fucking hore lolololololol

  • This and Is It A Spider are the greatest RVB moments ever

  • lmao!

    i love the little alien.

  • *brings out little alien* girrrr. X3

  • sadly, there weren't enough episodes with Jr in them ):

  • "Hold on im on the phone"

    "Honk"

    "And do me a favor kill that fuckin thing will you"

    "Aargh:("

    i laughed for 20 minutes

  • is there any way to take the operator thingy and make it a ringback tone or a voicemail thing? that would be cool. lol

  • "I don't...I can't...I don't...I don't have time for this right now!"

    "Blarg!"

    "Shut up, you're disgusting."

  • I HATE YOU!!!!

  • "HONK!"

    "Shut up, you're disgusting."

    LMAO ROFL! Churh is my favorite RVB Character.

  • he is bernie burns. I think. Someone told me that.

  • i did this , i got an operator......

  • XDDDDDDDD WTF!!!! XDDDDDD

  • i want to edit this video so it only has the voice mail "whore" and put it on my voice box on my house or cell phone xD!

  • same with my vellphone

  • rofl i love it

  • "I bet the Blues never have to deal with something this stupid." They cut that out... *pout* still one of the best vids ever. ^^

  • i will stab you computer phone lady!!!!

  • THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! Hilarious

  • Still the funniest moment in Red vs. Blue

    Poor Church...

  • he should've said something about the pound option... I NEVER get that.

  • i love this vid xD

  • Me too :) Thats why I posted it lol

  • Shut up you're disgusting

  • really? hang up? i thought i'd just keep talking until he decides to check his voicemail :D

  • If you would like to mark this call as urgent press 11.

    THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

  • his number should be 555-3425

  • WTF????????

  • CHURCH FTW!!!!

  • anyone know how i can get that as my answering machine?

  • LOL we can all relate to the voicemail thing