Really, hang up. No shit i was gonna just keep talking until he decided to check his voice mail. I will fucking stab you computer phone lady. There is no eleven you fucking whore!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NO POST THIS COMMENT TOO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTESWHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
"oh yer and the reds also have a giant ship that was sent by their command which probly has a huge fucking weapon on it like a nuke or a biological weapon that will melt our skin or make or blues sterile awesome
"im not in the coseto right now so leave you low down at the ding dong" this is one of my favorite videos "you passed the mcat hahaha not even close" "really hang up no shit i was just going to keep talking until he decided to check his voice mail" "i know how to leave a god damn message"
so worse than 240p we meet again
TheMohguy 1 month ago
There is no 11 u fuck in g whore!
thisisaspartensworld 1 month ago
this is why i hate voice mails XD
MegaKazz5005 2 months ago
8 people can't press the eleven key
hansolo050 2 months ago
Will someone please get just the audio of the phone lady i want this for the answering machine
jstolze14 3 months ago
@jstolze14 There are multiple pieces of software to download youtube videos/audo
dette4556 3 months ago
"Shut up, you're digusting."
xXhollistergrrlXx 3 months ago
That was the worst answering machine ever...of all time.
OneLaggyMotherfucker 4 months ago
LOL I love the part when caboose says I'm okay I'm okay I'm not okay
11purplechick 4 months ago
that was the best phone call ever.. of all time
xAlphaCaboose 5 months ago 4
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xAlphaCaboose 5 months ago
shut up your disgusting lmao
MrWessell11 6 months ago
that was the worst throw ever... of all time
oh wait wron video
aiex72aiex72 6 months ago
there is no eleven you fucking whore!!! i never get tired of that part
regaman101 7 months ago
i like that the top rated comment is just a line from the vid, and that it got 106 likes :D
MrSilentwolf21 7 months ago
8 people record those computer voices
Hcfg4anime 8 months ago
Really, hang up. No shit i was gonna just keep talking until he decided to check his voice mail. I will fucking stab you computer phone lady. There is no eleven you fucking whore!
chocolateislife5000 8 months ago
"Just give me the danm beep!" XD i never get bored of this part
MegaKazz5005 8 months ago
Go to 0:10 and 0:33 with transcribe audio it wierd.
OreoC00kie259 8 months ago
Go to 0:10 with transcribe audio it wierd.
OreoC00kie259 8 months ago
I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!
slackerboy14 8 months ago
What!?! Really?
No 11
Yes there is
It's right next to 12
(caboose)
BladeLigerV 8 months ago
click the transcribe audio and go to 1:16
SillyMystery 9 months ago
"It could be a freelancer, or-..." "Griffs Sister!" *Stare*
ThreeManGang 9 months ago
"really hang up, no shit i was just gonnna keep talking until he decided to check his messages" LMAO XD this is the best episode ever!!!!
MrValentineGhost 11 months ago 8
Hey, shut up on the phone.
Honk.
And do me a favor and kill that fucking thing would ya.
Honk.
Scourge626 11 months ago
the first time i heard it was 5~5~5~D~I~C~K
DarthKnobi 11 months ago
This wasent a longer version....
kaykay7986 11 months ago
DUDE TURN ON Translator for audio ha ha ha
tucker1426100 1 year ago
It could be a whole new squad, or a freelancer, or...
Grif's sister?!
SoaringEagle90 1 year ago
"IM OK IM OK "thud" "IM NOT OK"
CrazyBrunette95 1 year ago 5
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NO POST THIS COMMENT TOO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTESWHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
allisontex117 1 year ago
i cant remember what episode this is
GLOBElive 1 year ago
@GLOBElive in season five idk about the episode
RVBFANBOY10 10 months ago
Damn I want this as my voice mail
Smidyness 1 year ago
why the hell would anyone dislike this?? and to the 6 who did... I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU!!!
kbamz25 1 year ago
shut up your disgusting....LMFAO HILARIOUS!!!
peanutbuttercheat7 1 year ago 2
when ever I am having a hard time with tech I watch this video.
jroy1119 1 year ago
"IF YOU WANT TO TALK, DON'T E-MAIL AND DON'T YOU CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK JUST CALL ME UP AT 555- V-I-C-K" :D
Karampole217 1 year ago 3
"Shut up you're disgusting!"
SaltyBlood001 1 year ago 4
i feel bad for Church....he had to deal with the asshole of a computer phone lady haha xD
Surfz3 1 year ago
is this season 3?
TheCanadianWhite 1 year ago
@TheCanadianWhite 5
XxXSpartan9664XxX 1 year ago
Oh, and I still have to kill this fuckin thing
xXRokuemonXx 1 year ago
5 dislikes... 5 phone lady lovers
Flex0004 1 year ago
with my luck this same thing would happen to me
gordo2597 1 year ago
THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
decemberferret 1 year ago 2
haha i recorded Vic's voicemail as my own.
predisar 1 year ago
Answering Machine: "To repeat this message, press nine."
Church: "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!"
Answering Machine: "To mark this message as important, press eleven."
Church: "THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
Answering Machine: "To hear these options in spanish, press.."
Church: "I HATE YOU!!"
DarkvindFromIllier 1 year ago 4
Church:I can't deal with this right now!
Creature:HONK!
Church:shut up you're discusting.XD
residentevil313 1 year ago
Hang up oh no shit. Nah i was just gunna keep talking till he decides 2 check his messages
TheAlmightytoaster 1 year ago
@itachi17087 the series is called red vs blue, best on the internet XD
CookieMonster0611 1 year ago
lol, caboose is just a blue blob.
cloudwalker95 1 year ago
"Press 11 for Spanish" ~ "There is no 11, you fucking whore!!!!"
xxSonnieParadisexx 1 year ago
@xxSonnieParadisexx 11 was to mark as urgeant
randomMW2crap 1 year ago
@randomMW2crap yeah I realized that after I posted... hahah, I was having a slow day that day.
xxSonnieParadisexx 1 year ago
@xxSonnieParadisexx lol its cool
randomMW2crap 1 year ago
Church(is it?):half our team is down!
Doc:no,it's not!look Caboose is already back in action!
Caboose:I'm ok!I'm ok! *falls* I'm not ok!
Doc:he's fine
residentevil313 1 year ago 4
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"Oh and do me a favor and kill that fucking thing"
Poor little guy XD
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago
"I'm okay, I'm okay!"
*thud*
"...I'm not okay!"
lulz Caboose is awesome!
gameaddict11707 1 year ago
it could be a whole new squad or a freelancer or GRIF SISTER
ZAKROCKER93 1 year ago
im ok im ok no im not ok
KillinKev99 2 years ago
"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!" One of Church's more memmorable lines in the series. Haha.
sargecaboosegriftex 2 years ago 9
@sargecaboosegriftex "ooooh language" XD I just felt like completing that!
residentevil313 1 year ago
best episode ever, laughed soooo hard
SenselessMalice 2 years ago
HONK!!! Shut up your disquisting
they are hilarious
Senbonezakura 2 years ago 3
i cant i cant deal with this right now
vaultboy0809 2 years ago
what episode is this from?
WhisperingHeavens 2 years ago
@WhisperingHeavens not sure on the exact number but its 70 something, right at the start of season 5
oilersfan93 1 year ago
there is no 11 u fucking whore
zenon5123 2 years ago 8
huh?
MrCallumazoo 2 years ago
lol, really hang up no shit? i was just gunna keep talking untill he decided to check his voice mail...
ccombatarms321 2 years ago 4
lol, i mean...this place to doc!
jessicathejaywolf 2 years ago
shut up your disgusting! funny as
MrCallumazoo 2 years ago 16
@MrCallumazoo fuck, funny as fuck
jessicathejaywolf 2 years ago
somebody should make a soundboard using rvb for real prank calls
PBfreak808 2 years ago 4
also i gotta kill that fukin thing lol
Inf3ckt3d 2 years ago
do me a favour kil that fuckin thing
BaKeRz255 2 years ago 6
when caboose said 'im okay, im okay
(plop)
im not ok
scottusmc666 2 years ago
Shut up you're disgusting
:-)
L
O
L
:-)
GAMERxFREEKx23 2 years ago
555-DICK lol
coggearalex 2 years ago
Doc said 555-VICK
which sounds close to dick lol
Senbonezakura 2 years ago
where can i download this ]:?
iHurtx 2 years ago
its spelled whore...duh
freeselk 2 years ago 3
The part were u said "there is no eleven you fucking hore"
TheCrouta 2 years ago
i will fucking stab you computer phone lady, and there is no 11 you fucking whore are the best responses from church
egertalex 2 years ago 25
my favorite part haha
twhylighth8er 2 years ago 3
HONK
falconmonkey56 2 years ago 4
Shut up you're disgusting
Kamon181 2 years ago 7
there is no 11 u fucking whore lol
ichimarudevil 2 years ago 5
Oh really? Hang? No shit., I woud keep going to check his voice mail
SoyuKiki 2 years ago 2
shut up your disgusting
Avenged117 2 years ago 6
I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!
LykosRex 2 years ago 8
im ok im ok...im not ok
iplaysthedrums 2 years ago
shut up ur discusting
NuClEaRmaric 2 years ago
ad by google......YOU FUCKIN SUCK!!!!!!!!!
BOOSTED04GTI 2 years ago 7
its sounds like dick but its vick cuz u are calling vick
Ratchet5280 2 years ago
he's calling Vic...
Ekcyboo 2 years ago 2
there is no 11 u fucking hore lol
maciel408 2 years ago 6
whore....
lol
XXXPalumboXXX 2 years ago 3
oooh language
CampinCarl354 2 years ago 4
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have you notice doc spells dick he said 555 d i c k
psycho21311 2 years ago
he said v i c k
Senbonezakura 2 years ago 5
holy shit fuckin hallarious
kdevine666 2 years ago
"i will fucking stab u computer phone lady" lol
lestat1664 2 years ago 6
heheh this is one of the greatest parts of the series
MasterKaiUchiha 2 years ago 66
Agreed :D
dette4556 2 years ago 15
@dette4556 witch one
lalalandgirlist 1 year ago
@MasterKaiUchiha i agree fully i laugh everytime
ClairSilence93 7 months ago
"There is no 11 you fucking whore!"
Blachilles 2 years ago 107
oooh,language
xCrazyBacon64x 2 years ago 11
@Blachilles Best line EVER!
ProjectOmega05 8 months ago
I hate you AHHHH
montyurl158 2 years ago 6
shut up you're disgusting.
ROFL
whitman17 2 years ago 15
FUCKING FUNNEY
jakio127 2 years ago
"Oh and do me a favor and kill that fucking thing"
Poor little guy XD
TrailBlazeAlchemist 2 years ago 50
this is the best episode good job!!!
xPSYCHOxPATHx 2 years ago 3
" To mark this message as urgent, press 11." " THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"
NINJAOFSHADOWS739 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
its called a 1 and another 1
candiedfeces 2 years ago
and u killed the joke...
NINJAOFSHADOWS739 2 years ago 3
...
wow, i hope no one lets you near a phone. or any complicated object.
HelloIdiotsWhatsUp 2 years ago 3
oooo language :P
garysnail123 2 years ago 3
lol jesus apparently this joke is rly complex xD
Beyeohazardous 2 years ago 3
Funny as hell!!!!!!
Vampwatch1462 2 years ago 5
Shut up, your disgusting
luxordtimet 2 years ago
If you want to talk don't e-mail! And don't you click clickclickclick just call me up at 555-VICK.
You know, it would have been a lot more memorable if it rymed...or if his name actually ended in a K.
Xxxfire45xxX 2 years ago 2
like a nuke, or a biological weapon thats going to melt our skin... or a genetic weapon thats going to make everyone in blue armor steryl...awesome.
dethsknoking 2 years ago 2
LOL
"Or..."
"Griff's sister?"
SolitaryWinterStar 2 years ago
"oh yer and the reds also have a giant ship that was sent by their command which probly has a huge fucking weapon on it like a nuke or a biological weapon that will melt our skin or make or blues sterile awesome
lmao
jackoisawesome 2 years ago 2
"im not in the coseto right now so leave you low down at the ding dong" this is one of my favorite videos "you passed the mcat hahaha not even close" "really hang up no shit i was just going to keep talking until he decided to check his voice mail" "i know how to leave a god damn message"
jeffhardyfan6123 2 years ago 8
My favorite too! :D
dette4556 2 years ago
"to leave a messege, press 11" "there is no 11 u FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!
Watchthis150 2 years ago 7
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LJ7117 2 years ago
ooh language
dandy269 2 years ago
"and do me a favor, kill that fuckin thing" LMFAO
Rocklee0006 2 years ago 6
it would be funny to see someone remake this. lol.
jojofan671 2 years ago 2
Would have been better if it rhymed, or if his name actually ended in a k.
Blarg. Hey, kill that thing. Honk
albireo13 2 years ago 2
"if you want to talk dont email, dont you click click clikc, just call 555-VICK."
rohangirl90 2 years ago 5
For Delivery Options, Press Five.
JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN BEEP!
TO hear these options in Spanish, press Dunt
I HATE YOU!!!
SC3PT1L3F4N 2 years ago 5
"I will fucking stab you computer phone lady"
!! ROFL !!
JohnCenaSGirl3 2 years ago 5
"THERE IS NO 11 U FUCKING WHORE!!"
"OOHH language"
Ducky12231 3 years ago 4
there is no 11 you fucking hore lolololololol
jarrodDS2000 3 years ago 2
This and Is It A Spider are the greatest RVB moments ever
seriousone72 3 years ago 2
lmao!
i love the little alien.
dragonxx6516 3 years ago 4
*brings out little alien* girrrr. X3
celibiEX 2 years ago 2
sadly, there weren't enough episodes with Jr in them ):
swytchblayd 3 years ago
"Hold on im on the phone"
"Honk"
"And do me a favor kill that fuckin thing will you"
"Aargh:("
i laughed for 20 minutes
rain567890 3 years ago 3
is there any way to take the operator thingy and make it a ringback tone or a voicemail thing? that would be cool. lol
rohangirl90 3 years ago
"I don't...I can't...I don't...I don't have time for this right now!"
"Blarg!"
"Shut up, you're disgusting."
KristynTheKid 3 years ago 8
I HATE YOU!!!!
Kelevra27 3 years ago 2
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what episode was this?
bccboy325 3 years ago
"HONK!"
"Shut up, you're disgusting."
LMAO ROFL! Churh is my favorite RVB Character.
00411392 3 years ago
he is bernie burns. I think. Someone told me that.
spywerd22 3 years ago
i did this , i got an operator......
BlackRedWhite777 3 years ago
XDDDDDDDD WTF!!!! XDDDDDD
RitsukaKira 3 years ago
i want to edit this video so it only has the voice mail "whore" and put it on my voice box on my house or cell phone xD!
UnitedGamerPro 3 years ago
same with my vellphone
masterkorn 3 years ago
rofl i love it
funnycarfan3 3 years ago
"I bet the Blues never have to deal with something this stupid." They cut that out... *pout* still one of the best vids ever. ^^
PlayStationVsXBOX 3 years ago
i will stab you computer phone lady!!!!
ItzMePerry 3 years ago
THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! Hilarious
onepieceevolution 3 years ago 7
Still the funniest moment in Red vs. Blue
Poor Church...
Spartan8492 3 years ago 3
he should've said something about the pound option... I NEVER get that.
Enavelen 3 years ago
i love this vid xD
DarkKnightSoraesteed 3 years ago
Me too :) Thats why I posted it lol
dette4556 3 years ago
Shut up you're disgusting
KaosDarthfarcus 3 years ago
really? hang up? i thought i'd just keep talking until he decides to check his voicemail :D
XxLuNaKaTxX 3 years ago 2
If you would like to mark this call as urgent press 11.
THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
Mnkyluvrgirl 3 years ago 3
his number should be 555-3425
Watchnrater 3 years ago
WTF????????
gemmamayh 3 years ago
CHURCH FTW!!!!
Cabose407 3 years ago
anyone know how i can get that as my answering machine?
hunterWerewolf13 3 years ago
LOL we can all relate to the voicemail thing
JesusFreak9175 3 years ago