While it's true that any man would pay 50 million dollars for a threesome with two women, his plan has one serious flaw; he made them into LESbionic women, and as anyone can tell you, lesbians won't sleep with men.
did someone noticed? -if there's gay gals in MadTV, Crista gets to play them... Cottage Live, Lesbian Café-Sketch, Broke Back Mountain 2... or is just a favourite fantasy of mine? ;-)
Let's try all human beings are created equal and endowed with the same rights. Life. liberty, and the persuit of happiness. So, I guess that would include your list as well. Then we are in agreement! Praise the Lord!
@DJacqu8351 And don't forget the sheep and goat and dog's lovers ! And the tree huggers ! And the autosexuals ! This "LGBT" acronym is utter bullshit, it associates as equivalent four concepts which are obviously not (with a completely disparate etymology to begin with). You could as well associate Vegetarians, Mormons, Triathletes and Cruciverbalists.
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xickin 1 day ago
Ha, I'm a lesbian, but I can't stand fugly stereotypical she-mullet hair. Or overalls. Or folk songs. Or Rosie O Donell. Softball is okay though. xD
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That "fight" scene was kinda hot :p
punkrockmetalqueen92 1 week ago
right indeed
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EPICMENA 1 month ago
right fellas?
huy405 1 month ago
Men with 50 million dollars do not have to pay for threesomes.
Gmoooba 1 month ago
@Gmoooba Oh believe me.....some do.
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@Gmoooba they would for a bionic 3some :P
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i think those might be Michael McDonald's legs...xD
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haha I would probably watch that if it were real....
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lol hahaahah
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lol this is so stupid
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In, the background of the fight in the park there is a guy in shorts standing on top of the incline watching.
Killersfrombeyond 6 months ago
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SuperMuffinman1995 7 months ago
this thing is easy to masturbait to
mrmarcsustento 7 months ago
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scotty213ful 7 months ago
Olivia munn's lesbionic version was better
Constant14 7 months ago
"right fellas?" *Boom* 2:34 hah
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vict0r1ous 7 months ago 3
While it's true that any man would pay 50 million dollars for a threesome with two women, his plan has one serious flaw; he made them into LESbionic women, and as anyone can tell you, lesbians won't sleep with men.
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renee52288 8 months ago
I have been to the parts in Hollywood in the background scenes.
lamourlupus 8 months ago
did someone noticed? -if there's gay gals in MadTV, Crista gets to play them... Cottage Live, Lesbian Café-Sketch, Broke Back Mountain 2... or is just a favourite fantasy of mine? ;-)
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thats right!!! i would too man!
DarknessInTheAttic 8 months ago
*repeats something said in video*
*waits for thumb ups*
PackofDiscos 8 months ago 5
one of my suggestions is "Midnight Meat Train Uncensored"
girlofgaga63 9 months ago
I'll pay 50 million for that type of action lol j/k :D
elgrandesnipe 9 months ago 3
Let's try all human beings are created equal and endowed with the same rights. Life. liberty, and the persuit of happiness. So, I guess that would include your list as well. Then we are in agreement! Praise the Lord!
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LGBT or hetero, we are all the same! Love is love!
DJacqu8351 10 months ago 2
@DJacqu8351 And don't forget the sheep and goat and dog's lovers ! And the tree huggers ! And the autosexuals ! This "LGBT" acronym is utter bullshit, it associates as equivalent four concepts which are obviously not (with a completely disparate etymology to begin with). You could as well associate Vegetarians, Mormons, Triathletes and Cruciverbalists.
idiosyncrazy1980 9 months ago
@idiosyncrazy1980 Urm, what? LGBT makes perfect sense and is RIGHT AND FAIR.
please stop with your crap, you sound like a total idiot.
AmourLyubov 8 months ago
Hell yeah !
RichardJamesWright 10 months ago
"I know I'm a lady but honey, you can treat me like a bad boy" *wink*
crazy4u3 10 months ago 2
@crazy4u3 wink back
AMELIAEMOGIRL 10 months ago
LOL, her husband and doctor are the same person.
ikurasake 10 months ago
LoL....XD
``Why are we fighting each other?``
``Fighting...? I'm not fighting``
LacukkA7788 10 months ago
GOD...I miss Mad TV sooooooo much!
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rofl @ 1:56
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188 people have no sense of humor.
jamal23227 1 year ago 5
Wow this is pathetic. Attack of the show did this sketch first and mad tv stole it. Fucking pathetic
it961 1 year ago
This is kinda the female version of I love you Philip Morris MAD TV CAN TELL THE FUTURE
dramaking85 1 year ago 2
Right fellas???
boxoflols 1 year ago 3
Those lesbionic women must be a pre-installed program called "threesome"
n213978745 1 year ago
187 people thought this was an adult lesbian video.
runicrules 1 year ago
No one can see the humor in Rosie O'Donnell.
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What kind of man would pay $50 million for a three-way?
Any man with $50 million?
Right fellas ?
God i love Mad TV
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this fall on NBC'S girl on girl Wednesdays
lukecfcfan95 1 year ago
1:29 they arre fucking
idunnowadtoplay 1 year ago
What kind of man would pay $50 million for a three-way?
Any man with $50 million?
frodolover13 1 year ago 6
@frodolover13 Most epic face ever LOL.
lilzig420 1 year ago 2
yep. 50 mil and live poor forever for 2 personal sluts. weed i will afford.
lester5192 1 year ago
Lol xd xd
bloomb132 1 year ago
183 men don't have 50 million dollars
ansiaaa666 1 year ago 73
@ansiaaa666 in fact, most men don't
theperformingguy112 5 months ago
They should make it into a real movie
widowrock 1 year ago 3
i want to see those 2 hot lads from mad tv at it:P
blueblond1 1 year ago
"Now what kind of man, would pay for 50 million dollars for a 3-way"
" any man with 50 million dollars, right fellas"
XD
bubbybubbubble 1 year ago 450
@bubbybubbubble im thumbing you down >:O
L0st 9 months ago
@bubbybubbubble True
diegotrindade11 3 months ago
i was watching you too XD
pastulio007 1 year ago
LMAOO! "Fighting?Im not fighting" thatz just disgusting lol
famousstar236 1 year ago
Aw man, more Crista and Nicole clips,,,,they rock together....
sancharram1 1 year ago 3
1:26 blonde girl is gripping the redheads boobs :D thumbs up so people can see this
matthewthereviewer 1 year ago 5
YUP
bonesdowg29 1 year ago
RIGHT!
p4r0xysm42 1 year ago 3
any men with $50mil!
evianmaniac 1 year ago 7
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jfoxellner 1 year ago
Girl on Girl Wednesdays would be really popular lmao
MoonGoddessBrittani 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
pptimee 1 year ago
omfg!!!! they were having angry sex!!! no angry sex on the lawn!!!
xxxTwilightSagaxxx1 1 year ago
Nicole: I was watching you...
Christa: from where....?
Nicole: Five miles up the road.
nicole is so much funnier when she portrays serious women XD
Minan3 1 year ago 4
CRISTA FLANAGAN IS SO HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iLiKeCeRe 1 year ago
oh i thought the blonde one was madonna XD
xXKittyTreatsXx 1 year ago
Bahahaha! The blond grabs the other one by
the tits to take her down...LMAO!
''Girl on Girl Wednesdays on NBC'' would blow any other channel away,
even ESPN !
Juicexlx 1 year ago 3
Why is it so much fun watching women fighting?
joeywomer 1 year ago 2
@joeywomer they werent fighting lol they were like fighting and having err you know what combined
famousstar236 1 year ago
@joeywomer
Have you no sense of humor? Anyways she said it herself, shes not fighting...
JUN0PR 1 year ago
Scissor!!!!!
Jimanji23 1 year ago
Right fellas? ;) LMAOOOO
reyne180 1 year ago 7
That's some hot scissoring
dreamingpanda 1 year ago 5
The lesbionic lady reminds me a lady I saw in Nashville..omg she really does with the same hair and the way she's dress. Lol
3littlebirdss 1 year ago
I LOVE MAD TV... Thumbs Up !
chadsexinton 1 year ago
"Will made me first!"
"Sorry I'm new to this! That's OK."
soo funny, lmfaoo ;P
cheesepuff81 1 year ago
why did they cancel Mad Tv its much more funnier that SNL
TheUmbrellaCorpX 1 year ago 13
What kind of man would pay 50 million dollars for a threesum?
Any man with 50 million dollars.
BEST QUOTE EVER
AkramUnited 1 year ago 77
@AkramUnited It's so funny because its true
bookdream 1 year ago
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rockcandy1234567890 1 year ago
Sweet bionic 3 way - lmao!!!!
jd5179 1 year ago
nicole parker makes me laugh when she plays the serious women, its subtle but she's just makes it funny being serious XD
Minan3 1 year ago 3
RIGHT !!
ZhileConZ 1 year ago
"Then why are we fighting each other?!"
"Fighting?" *pauses* "I'm not fighting"
"Oh?,Sorry i'm new to this"
"It's Okay"*keeps on doing it*
LMFAO
They're not fighting, they're SCISSORING!!!
dallasguts77 1 year ago
Right. I would have. Lol
salgy07 1 year ago
why do assholes need to put dislikes on every video.. u dislike if u really dont like a video, not to even it out.
6xHxAxRxDxYx9 1 year ago
Totally worth 50 million dollars.
Choo69 1 year ago 5
Which MadTV cast member plays the blonde lesbian in this skit?
She's like, huge though.
FuzzyRedFoxes 1 year ago
@FuzzyRedFoxes Nicole Parker. :)
TheCandymusiclover 1 year ago
damn he got me "any man with 50000000 dollars"
kangerkong93 1 year ago
LOL!!!!
baahhhFATALITY11 1 year ago
$50,000,000 or a three-some.
Decisions, decisions.
Okay, I made up my mind; BRING ON THE BITCHES!
TheNotoriousCheeto 1 year ago
i have 50 million dollars
COUNT ME IN
bembry3000 1 year ago
Oh scissor me tembers!
clipsryan 1 year ago
"fighting? I'm not fighting" xD lol
monadog1 1 year ago 4
He is so right
danielanderson69 1 year ago
mmm wanna watch 2 guys doing some 'play fighting'..yeeeeeeh!
blueblond1 1 year ago
fuck yeah
technopath100 1 year ago
Thats my kind of porn
lukemc2 1 year ago 6
166 thumbs down? Hmmmmmm....... lol
NWNisFUN 1 year ago
"Why are we fighting each other?!"
"Fighting...? I'm not fighting."
LMAO
chainedsword 1 year ago 355
Hell yeah, I'd pay up if I haz 'em :D
overlex 1 year ago
fighting? im not fighting...lol
KCOLORAD 1 year ago
NBC does need Girl on Girl Wednesdays (more like Girl on Girl weekdays!)
HoiDiego 1 year ago
I liked Mad TV so much better than that crap they have on SNL.
zr1drifter 1 year ago 9
Is that how women have sex?
NBAGOATS 1 year ago
@NBAGOATS Most of em, it's either that, or strap ons
FuzzyLittleWolf12 1 year ago
50million Dollars Donating to a Hospital, or 50Million Dollars on a 3 way. That Better be the Craziest 3 way in the world!.
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doctorzoidberg8 1 year ago
"any man with $50 million. right fellas?
Descartes619 1 year ago 2
LOLOL SOO TRUE!
oomsbun 1 year ago
Rofl
aunit88 1 year ago
hahaha i love nicole parker
FHplaya08 1 year ago
This is the origin of Supreme Court nominee Kagan.
steveconn 1 year ago
i waanna have a baby
atomikbomber 1 year ago
lol. Who would pay 50 million dollars for a 3 way? Any man who HAD 50 million dollars. Wink. Hahahaha!
Yaoi6Kazowy 1 year ago 9
wasent that funny
yohannajohnmikhail 1 year ago
".....I'm not fighting."
"...oh."
haha
Asterid88 1 year ago 5
@Asterid88 lmfaoo
iiMy0tiiGgeRPo0H 1 year ago
sissoring
ajgolfer1 1 year ago
Crista flanagan is the best actress in madtv!!!!!
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uhhhh......
RaymondTsang1 1 year ago
Girl on girl Wednesdays
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UtahMike41 1 year ago 3
I had a feeling this was going to end in them making out lol
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pikachuthesquirtle 1 year ago
AHAHAHA 1:45
shibbysmg 1 year ago
the aots version is better
jerrel41596 1 year ago