HELLSING: The Abridged Series [Episode 1]

[DBZCinema2KHD]

Hey, bro! Very nice abridged series! Keep it up! Mind if I ask, what is the name of the song that's used in the intro? Thank you! ^_^

[AinSophAur33]

@DBZCinema2KHD I wrote it myself; doesn't really have a name.

[DBZCinema2KHD]

@AinSophAur33 Oh, ok then. Does it have a link to be downloaded from? Just curious because it's epic.

[EXAProduction]

He's Carmen Sandiego, GUESS WHERE HE IS!!!

[TheMediatorOfChaos]

Best Hellsing Abridged.

[EXAProduction]

@TheMediatorOfChaos are you forgetting Takahata101?

[TheMediatorOfChaos]

@EXAProduction That's the best Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

[Cherrysuumer1232]

LOL! Hate twilight too, funniest thing ever!

[acg452]

If Bella ever met a real vampire, she'd probably wet herself.

Seras met two of them in the space of twenty minutes or so, and not only went out with a smile, but scored a hit on the No Life King himself.

This is why Hellsing kicks ass.

[shewolf123able]

Shut up stupid police Bitch

fuck you suck ass

wait what thats my line!

[aeonmccrary]

Shut up, stupid police bitch. WIN

[Whatsyourvectorvicto]

wow...the priest reminds me of Kisame from those Naruto party videos...

[spadehatesscrewtube]

to tell you the truth i think that friday the 13th had 13 remakes, as did the desert eagle.

i mean uhmn, depleted uranium rounds also don't only have 11-12 shots. oh fuckit, knife.

[Mystic3517]

Lmao I love the description on the back of the Twilight book the vampire priest is reading. XD hahaha

[rinkokoto]

This is actually my favorite abridged Hellsing, mostly for the Alucard voice.

[yea12326]

@rinkokoto really see takahata101 and then compere them

[gaaraisthebest170]

epic twilight dis~ >;DDDDD

[30STMand3DG]

lol@Justified reference

[MrsHellsingAgent]

that should be on the back of every twilight book!! it sums it up completely

[romeo6117]

im sorry, but unless your aiming at 10-year-olds, this is not funny in the least bit

[MightySayainWMB]

will definitely

give this a watch later



[oliviliv]

Twilight... xD

[ultraking312]

@oliviliv kills the creattor of wtwilight and lights all the copies of the twilight on fire with a match* >=\

[nigen]

oddly enough, the priest came off as the best character in this...

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

how did i not notice he looks like a guy from the spanish inquasition?

[ppayne95]

Yeah what Alucard said Twilight is lame

[b4dconnection]

AWESOME! Haha, I usually find the fan Abridgments suck, but this one actually made me laugh! Great job on making this! I love the tons of references, and you didn't have to stick completely to the story, which was great! Good job!

[BlackSolWhiteLuna]

"I'll reload just in case" LOL

[inuyashamanic2]

Ive never seen this show before XD but this abridged is making me like it

[mrsreggiebush]

5:12 NICE PIECE*

[mrsreggiebush]

5:12 NICE PICE 

[ialsomakecrocodiles]

Awesome! xD

[imatree100]

I fount Carmen Sandiago's long lost twin!

[Listerfiend808]

NOBODY Expects a Spanish Inquisition!

[GenericSideCharacter]

1:38 Boy Alucard sure likes crossing his eyes.

[Rockreaper]

For fans of Max Brooks and the zombie survival guide, as counter intuitive as it might seem, hiding in a church on the zombie apocalypse isn't that bad of an idea.

[undeadgentalmen]

this is like the tenth time i watch this and still kills me better jokes than TFS ultimate version maybe encouragment to make some more

[zero2o10]

Thank you alucard twilight is fucking gay.

[Lazymarshmellow]

LOL resident evil XD I lol'ed so hard

[Toborinc]

oooo red swis cheese



[CosmicG777]

Hm. Not perfect but I loved how you adressed the issue of why Alucard shot the police girl.

[rosario00vampire3now]

that goul was about to eat you nom nom

lol man

[ntate123]

The end when he talks to his boss is the best part. I was laughing pretty good.

[TheLordpain01]

seriously....for some reason.....when im watching hellsing...im usually getting a thirst for blood out of nowhere?

[IRcandybarz]

wow this is terrible.

[AinSophAur33]

@IRcandybarz they see me trollin'

[Lurania12]

@AinSophAur33 That, just made my week.

[TheMediatorOfChaos]

@AinSophAur33 and singin, my music so loud.

[KiramaruXVI]

@IRcandybarz I personally like episode 3, check that out XDDD

[KingHarkinian]

''Why so serious!?'' *bling!*

xD

[Newlife5586]

wtf?

[Lukmendes]

So many RE4 sound effects XD

[MarsnAce]

You said you just wanted my help, I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition..

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[dududu9531]

- I know what you' re thinking. Did i fire 12 shots, or only eleven? To tell the truth, i' ve forgotten myself, so you have to ask yourself one question: DO YOU FEEL LUCKY???

- Actually it seems like you' ve only used about half a magazine, but if you' re not sure, i might actually take my chances....

- Actually, i' ll go and reload just in case.

- Son of a bitch.

- SHUT UP.

[dududu9531]

- How dare you insult those books? In them i found meaning and truth and they changed my life for...

- Gaaay!

- Well at least i' m not always smiling like an idiot.

- Oh and what about you? WHY SO SERIOUS? (troll face)

- Well at least i don' t run around dressed as carmen sandiego. AND YOU CALL ME GAY???

[xXxMylittlemiseryxXx]

Alucard do u have a problem? XD LMAOXD LOVED IT!!!^^

[BrandonKaminari00]

7:13

Since when did Alucard become a woman? o.O

[theshellshock30]

11 people hate the carmen sandeigo outfit

[WaldosBrother]

dude. catholic jokes. use catholic jokes

[SuperVampia]

alucard's voice is mostly as sexy as the original!!!!!!!1 

[FreeBirdKai]

HOLY CRAP! THIS DOSENT SUCK! :D

[freddygroger]

Alucard cant be described in words but i will say he is arguably one of the greatest anime characters in existence

[AnbuBroly17]

"Shut up stupid police bitch" LMAO :))

[khboy111]

"....Ghouls.....Do what they did to bonnie and clyde -w-"....Awesome line

[shade231]

Better then the ultimate abridged.

[tehcolourpurple10796]

"Curse that creepy merchant!"

The priest reminds me of Severus Snape. XD

"Idiot, I'm a vampire! Neeh." :P

"Shut up stupid Police Bitch,"

[AinSophAur33]

@tehcolourpurple10796 Good ear; the inspiration for the priest's voice was the Potter Puppet Pals version of Snape.

[tehcolourpurple10796]

@AinSophAur33 Haha, really? Wow, I feel smart now. :)

[abridgedfan9578]

@AinSophAur33 Have u seen takahata101's hellsing its pretty funny but its only 1 episode. This isnt that bad good job :D

[seforoth123]

yeah resident evil 4 refrence yeah 5 stars for nothign less than that!

[thatblargguy]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Actually, I kinda did

NOOOO YOU DIDN'T

I'm pretty sure I did

Im even more sure you need to SHUT THE HELL UP

[kenassacorbantis]

You took away Seras' sexy accent. :(

[RUNproductionz]

WHY ARENT U MAKING MORE DAMN IT! ITS BEEN MONTHS SINCE I RETURNED TO SEARCH FOR U FOR ENDLESS HOURS AND UVE ONLY DONE ONE NEW EPISODE! MORE MAN MORE!

[NatJSomner]

GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! It said 'Alucard' LOOK ON THE FUCKING CREDITS TO THE REAL THING IT'S 'ARUCARD'

[AinSophAur33]

@NatJSomner youtube dot com/watch?v=9VjSfnhCNm8

[K1dP5ycho]

@NatJSomner That's a mistranslation on the anime translator's side. It's Alucard.

[Arnie1000351]

@NatJSomner It's alucard because the japanese think spelling dracula backwards makes just as good as a name for a vampire.

[dreamofwings]

@Arnie1000351 nooo... it's cause somebody in hollywood thought it was a good name for a vampire

[xxxDeepxBluexxx]

@NatJSomner No, it's Alucard. Dracula backwords. XD

[RakuRYNAKU89]

BELLLLLLLLLA XD

[TheSentinelStone]

YAY Alucard gets it TWILIGHT SUCKS MASTODON D**K!

[lawlessrocka]

whats the sound called at 1:19 when alucard kills the zombie?

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

Wonderful theme music for Alucard. C:

[adam95s]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[jjomg]

Twilight sucks

[PsychoticSnake]

4:23 I nearly died laughing.

[CosmicG777]

So that's why he shot the police girl.

[ikotoninja]

Takahata101 rules! His abriged Hellsing was funnier, but that was close behind his. Great video, can't wait till the episode. I want to be a voice actor in one of these, how do I qualify?

[ikotoninja]

Alucard: Twlight is gay. Vampire priest: Oh come on, can't we agree on something vampire related? Alucard: Fine, Vampire Diaries is the best show and all Blade moives rule. Police Girl: Do I get a say in this, I thought Underworld was a great moive. Alucard: No bi***, Blackcula with Will Smith is the best moive ever, no wait that was I Am Legend,best moive ever.

[CharuXMharu]

OMFG HE DOES DRESS AS CARMAN!

I totally didnt notice that until now! LMFAOOO!!! XDDD

[Imb4Lund]

this video wont get over 9000 views? -_-?

[johnvolkov]

I am 9 000 viewer lol

[Weegee9003]

this is good too but takas rules alot but still i like this too

[KageNoHikari]

I love your username. :3

I love how the priest is reading Twilight. XD

[Anpnymous]

I heard 7 shots, but the slo-mo shot was silent, so that was 8...

And at 6:31, AinSophAur was being sneaky and put a picture of bella there for a very, very split second ^_^

[jimmythewolfman1995]

if he fired 7 shots, why is there 11 bullet cartridges

[simiteen]

I just want to say that this is made of awesomeness!

[ScienceOfSkullFuckin]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

[rinkokoto]

and they changed my life for

GAY

[freddygroger]

5:48 SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!!!

teehee love that song

[wtfomgstudios]

CURSE that creepy merchant!

[xxsongwriter4animexx]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion! Kick-ass reference!

[starberrydust]

you know what? cry me a fucking river

LMAO XD

[ratmfan1990]

did anyone else pause to read the back of twlight?

[kreugerpranka]

@ratmfan1990 Yeah, it speaks the truth.

[theberserker987]

this is the greatest hellsing abridged ive every seen. if i had a hat i'd tip it at you.

[therrypl]

@theberserker987 u shudd watch de team four star version its  awesome too XD!!!

[joshmonster94]

lol, your summary of twilight was spot on, to say the least.

[partyguy10]

12 or only 11? I saw and heard only 7 shots.

[AinSophAur33]

@partyguy10 That's part of the joke...the priest says "Actually, it seems like you only used about half the magazine."

[partyguy10]

@AinSophAur33 Yeah, sorry about that, I was a little over eager. Good job by the way.

[LtBriJMAC]

Nobdy expects the Hellsing Inqustion!!

[xxLorrainexox]

"Idiot! I'm a Vampire!" *nyah* lol. :D

[phantomvirus1]

wow this is actually pretty good, I really Loled with the Carmon Sandiego Gambit. Well done, keep up the good work! You have good voice acting, good jokes and great editing. This is definitely not a two bit abridge!

[42HappyCat]

You definitely have the potential to be an abridger the likes of TFS. I hope to see more.

[RandomliHyper]

Alucard's voice in this sounds extremely familiar 0_o

[000invalidusername00]

I'm...Alucard. The vampire killer... Ironically enough, I'm a vampire myself. *gets shot* XD

[rinalicat]

I've never watched Hellsing (at least not properly)but now I might actually consider it! Also, I love the writing on the Twilight blurb; it really sums up the series XD

[jimmythewolfman1995]

this is the best abridged Hellsing I've seen, keep up the good work

long live Alucard and his f-bomb

[antasamaesasagemasu]

epic thats all i can say

[crimsonwolf333]

Ha! awesome!!

[AinSophAur33]

@LastRitesPro actually, I'm using the old TV series, not the OVA that's still being released (though I am using OVA footage in some parts, as you saw with the Anderson fight) so it shouldn't take much longer, relatively speaking, than any other abridged series. And no, we did not get any such warning. :D

[gameguy1o]

@AinSophAur33 keep making them... I need more things to laugh at!

[inuko101]

"Nobody disses the Carmen Sandiego outfit and survives"!!!!!! XD (Also Carmen Sandiego fan so I loved this line!!!! XD)

[AinSophAur33]

@AndrewDeLong It'll likely be out within the next few days.

[supergub1]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! Heh. Always wanted to do that. Epic win.

[ThePissedOff]

This was simply fantastic! I can't wait for more!

[Lemunde]

Definitely one of the better abridged episodes I've seen. Good job!

[DoctorChibi740]

Nice. I look forwad to the next.

[SOLARxWING]

my favorite hellsing abridged hands down XD

[Malakodistudio]

This is a tasty burger! Awesome job with the video editing, the writing was superb, and even the voice acting and SFX was pretty good! 5 out of...wait, umm...thumbs up!

[AinSophAur33]

@Malakodistudio thanks man! I still need to sit down and watch your series in it's entirety, but I like what I've seen :D

[dragpanthera]

@Malakodistudio I agree...The voice acting...i swear this is the most bearable Alucard voice ever ...it's really close to Crispin Freeman so it's win in my book..srsly i've watched the vid like 20 times and it's still hard not to drool over the voice o///o. not to mention it sounds overall so clean, i didn't notice any unneeded background...i'd give it 100 out of 5 XD

[AinSophAur33]

@dragpanthera Wait until you hear Anderson next episode :D

[dragpanthera]

@AinSophAur33 -stares- O_O well..i never did like him cos i'm more of a Alucard fan but eh so far it's been awesome so can't wait x3

[Trixen01]

Not to bad, I really liked alot of your jokes, I just feel you need to tie your story together abit better. But thats my only criticim, i really liked alot of the jokes, and the voice acting was pretty good, for a 1st episode its a nice start.. I will Sub you guys, its ashame for a team starting out that you dont have more views.

[Trixen01]

@Trixen01 Because you diserve more views for your quality of work =3

[AirrestVA]

Oh my god, guys. This is friggin great. Keep up the good work. Looking forward to episode 2!

- Airrest of Team XGP

[DerT0d]

couldn't be more AWESOME

[CaptainMandos]

Great first episode. I loved Alucard's rant at the end.

[dragpanthera]

This is made from more win than i can count. it's only One/first episode and is imo already better than atleast 3-4 other abridged series out there. I want more episodes! Well done, keep up the good work :3

[TheVampireLucinda]

So many epic jokes...I love this.

[AinSophAur33]

@TheVampireLucinda I'm still not marrying you.

[xxLovelessxBelovedxx]

This turned out really amazing <3 Thanks so much for letting me help out with this =D This was so much more fun all put together <3 Can't wait to do more in the future =]

[jvmauck]

Great job!!! Can't wait for episode 2!!!

[counterstrikedemonx]

I never realized he was dressed just like the Monty Inquisition guys hahahahaha awesome job

[Persona120]

God this is awesome

I hope more people make series in this style

[CheezMonsterCrazy]

Lol, after reading the script samples it felt like I'd already watched this. xD

[Ydnar9999]

Hell of a good job people!

[hypenote1406]

YAY.

[The3rd23790]

Well done to Seras (Flame-chan) and Jack/Priest (AinSophAur33). Here's to hoping we have our shot at making more!

[Gorgormcgor]

@The3rd23790 Good job with that voice man. As well as everyone else's but yours in particular. It sounds like nearly a Solid Snake impression. You should consider auditioning for Snake in a project or something.

[tonytitalian]

Yay us, I hope more people like this I can not wait to help get more under way if this goes well.

[torichio]

This so well-done and funny and all-around awesome! Great job! I hope you do more!