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  • man! a playmate marries you for love, not money, adapts to you and you could not do anything about your own sorry ass? that is the Mel Gibson defense... lame, and fail.

  • THE REASON THEY ARE TOGETHER IS THAT HIS DATING SITE PHOTO WAS ONE OF HIS PENIS SANDWICHED BETWEEN ONE OF THOSE MINI COKE CANS YOU GET ON AIR PLANES AND A MINI MARS BAR

  • She looks like Megyn Kelly.

  • am i hallucinatin' or something?

  • I always knew Snow White was real.... 

  • thats chicks dad / mom probably told her ...hey you said you always wanted a barbie house!

  • this guy is a dick for pointing out her flaws first thing 

  • A typical Hollywood Liberal

  • 10 times a day for 45 minutes each? Definately...

  • hes a little g yo lol

  • he'd be the perfect stewie in a real life family guy film

  • Bloody Hell!!!! Seriously this douche needs to be stomped on.

  • little people, big problems

  • Snow White and the Eighth Dwarf, Lucky

  • i don't believe it...maybe 3 or 4 times a day probably

  • ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɟıן ʎɯ pǝddıןɟ s,ʇı ˙ƃuıqnʇsıp sı sıɥʇ

  • money talks

  • روعه

  • مرات في اليوم لمدة 45 دقائق؟ط لول هراء المكالمة. Thats نحو ثلث يوم كامل... كل 24 ساعة من ذلك ، وليس فقط بت انه مستيقظا ل. قضى ثلث اليوم سخيف ، على أساس منتظم. وقام خلاله ، كما أني لا أصدق ذلك.

  • 5 times in a day is the most one could probably do.

  • He has got to be the luckiest dwarf ever!

  • and here we are good looking guys can't find a damn girl to smile at us. What a damn unfair life.

  • A liter of vodka and 10 cans of beers a day??? How is that possible? In my drunken days at best maybe pint of whisky a day! This is a real tough guy lol

  • Gentically he is a big guy that had some disease that affected the size of his limbs. But not his c%ck

  • lol it probably takes a shot for him to get drunk with that little body mass.

  • hes got a big cock

  • She has MINI orgasms! You know, half heavy breaths.  Lol.

  • 10 times a day ? 45 min ? sooooo not possible xxxx

  • kinda boring

  • its a lie she probably treat hime bad

  • shes lying...wtf 10 times a day? 45 minutes? not possible

  • MINI ME OBVIOUSLY HAS MAJOR ISSUES FOR BEING SMALL! Why else would he drink that way !

  • go mini me!

  • Alcohol will let a man go a lot longer tah usual. Cuts the anxiety down, thinner blood, drunk, etc.

  • Remember when you pissed in the corner while he was in his wheelchair on VH1... EPIC...

  • i feel a little bad about it but i love how verne troyer conforms to the 'hilarious midget' stereotype to the exact letter.

  • if MINI-me is having 10-45 min sex sessions per day, i wonder what kind of sex life dr. evil or austin powers have

  • lmfao even the guy in the video said mini me has more sexier girls den he does lol shit look wat money can do.. if he didn't have any money he'd b nothin lol ...

  • Man and i felt sorry for mini me for being small. haha and he has it pretty good except for being an alchohol

  • money CAN by love.

  • money can also BUY spelling lessons

    just joking :)

  • lol, funny considering I have 2 college degrees. I just do not see myself writing a college thesis paper here on youtube. It is much like using simple text such as, lol, rofl, byob, when text messaging. I have become a lazy American. lol

  • They had sex 10 times a day for 45 minutes each time?

    BULLSHIT! That's almost 8 hours, his dick would be chapped off, and her pussy would have no tread left on the tires-- she'd have to get new meat-curtains.

  • just shut up

  • Look at 0:33; who are they supposed to be, Snow White and Dopey?

  • hey dont make fun of how he looks .. and if u watched AUSTIN POWERS he is really good in acting so shut the fuck up

  • Snowwhite and one dwarf lol . apparently he has a huge tool good luck to him , why shouldnt he have relationships he is human ffs leave the little guy alone you sad fucks.

  • Its not tough to keep a dick full of blood when its tiny...

  • i really do feel sorry for her

    man who'd want a bald-ass small-dick having baby-lookalike fucking them anyways....apart from her lol

  • Huge exageration without a doubt.

  • 10x45mins is like a full time job... I think his arms and legs would make decent size penises... maybe that's his secret?

  • OMG he is fucking MAJOR pimpin...

    How do you get a chick that hot and have the balls to end it? And look at yourself in the mirror?

  • im sorry how can he be an alcoholic when he was banging a chick like that OMG!!! shes so hot

  • damn she must love baby dick

  • hahaha enano mini me

  • Tou

  • whores!

    and good story young turks

  • wtf

  • hey this is for the girls...... Who would fuck him?

  • dude, he lasts 45min and does it for 10 times EVERY DAY

    what about u smart ass

  • I wouldnt the guy sounds like a dick head. Kick his ass

  • @pablito716 no one. hes looks like a perverted 10 year old?

  • he's living the good life

  • he probably just gives her orgasms by shoving his head into her pussy again and again for 7 hours a day

  • @Shokeybutsi  a whole new meaning to giving head ;D

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  • well he must be pritty pathetic lol

  • you got to addmit the little guy got it going on

  • there are some gels n medicine which can help you get errected for hours

    damn i used that once and then rest my P#*** for a week.

  • XD she's.........STUPIDLY HOT!!! XD Beer my dad is like 6ft 6 it takes a lot of beer he's like a horse.......0.o XD seriously he's not a heavy drinker at all, he's against heavily drinking and yet he can take 3 full jugs of carlsburg before he starts gigling. (by then my brother had already gone into the girls bathroom by acident) XD

  • how can he have sex 10 times a day and be pissed drunk all the time. Maybe the question should be: if he has the endurance to have 10 times a day, why would he BE drunk all the time, lol

  • very sad. 10 times a day? 10 times being taken to heaven by a breath-taking woman. a woman too have your back like that is not worth losing!!! i still give verne props though.

  • 10 times a day for 45 min straight? is that even passable?

  • that would be like 7/8 hours a day. I don't believe it for a second.

  • God THANK YOU! so much for coming forward with the truth! The interview was a few hours, and I tried many times to evade any questions about our sex life. I had years, if I wished to exploit Verne to post pictures, or sex videos. What I tried to explain to the journalists, was that there were times when he was going through rehab. He had lived in the back of his manager's mansion in her garage about 10 years when I first met him back in 2000. I had already been a guest at the Playboy mansion...

  • Cenk, you can get way more girls than mini-me. You are totally hot

  • When asked, how can you do it 10 times a day? its easy, Mini me replied, I just use my head...

  • They hired a stud for her

  • ROTFL that was funny

  • y cant i get girls like that and he can damn it, he most be good

  • money i bet

  • its the money yo...chicks will live in houses for tiny people so long as the cash keeps flowin

  • I agree with that

  • mini is an asshole. who would have thought?

  • I'm calling bullshit on the claim that they did it ten times a day. I'm pretty sure you'd run out of baby gravy before that.

  • ITS NOT THE SIZE, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT

  • No its how much monies you can spooch in her face.

  • what? put in her mouth then her cunt what the fuck else can you do?

  • ze butt?

    also you gotta go in and out

  • Power of Green purely. That's what it is all about. We suppose to be going green. Women have been going green since the inventions of...greenbacks. lol

  • i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.

  • pure bullshit...............say nomore

  • oh why did they have to run this story, it's disturbing mini sex life is noone's business but his own

  • that just goes to show you the average lifestyle of celebrities....pussy galore.

  • Looks like some people commenting so far can't understand that love is based on personality and that people can be attracted to someone for that reason. makes you wonder if they even know what love really is.

  • Cenk and Ana, your credibility suffers when you present as if you believe these incredible lies.

  • Wake up, people. The only way a hot woman is marrying or dating or boning a midget is if said midget is loaded, and I don't mean wasted. We are witnessing the power of green, nothing more.

    Randy

  • She is a playmate... she can fuck anyother rich dude so why this guy? Its not money...

  • There is something that does not add up about these claims. Dude drinks that much passes out and still has sex for ten hours a day? Dude wakes up covered in vomit and starts having sex? Neither one of these people ever leave the house?

  • 10 times a day for 45 mins?? nahh i call bullshit lol. Thats about a third of the entire day...all 24 hours of it, not just the bit he's awake for. A third of the day spent fucking, on a regular basis. Nah, i dont believe it.

  • TOO true. It'd be an exaggeration for even one day. It's meant to get attention, and nothing more.

    10 x 45 / 60 = that's 7.5 hours. I'd say pretty much physically impossible, heh.

  • damned lil' hobbitt... he's proportional??  hell i want to be proportional too

  • Her tits are bigger than his head. Nice.

  • "Raging Achoholic?" LOL funny, I'll knock that little shit out cold.

  • How come this story is the exact opposite of that girl who tried to get famous for sleeping with him? It's also on Young Turks and she says he only lasted a couple of minutes.

  • imagine how little it would take to get that guy drunk

  • between his sex and drink he must not do anything else

  • Mini-Me FTW!

  • I'd hit that babe, but 10X a day for 45 minutes? He must be part robot.

  • Yeah, Playmates rarely exhaggerate and are generally down to earth people.

  • listen the guy wasn't in the first row when charms were handed out okay , so ... you go Vern!!!!!you go!

  • 10 times a day for 45 min. each....? Maybe once in a while, but that is more than a full shift of work. Not to mention the fact that your kibble and bits start to feel like raw meat after a couple hours.

  • C'mon people, this is totally believable.

    Here is why:

    If I looked like mini-me, and I got a girl like that, I'd also fuck her 10 times a day at 45 mins each session. Then I'd look at myself in the mirror and I'd drink until I pass out.

    There. Told you. The trick is to put yourself in the mini-me's shoes...not physically but ... you know...

  • Talk about being a money grabbing whore.He did well to leave her.

  • this is the funniest tyt video so far! love it!

  • she probly used his whole body as a dildo

  • lmao

  • 10 times a day?its not that hard he must of waited ither an hour or 2 each time.but seriously i think he puts something in his beer or he must eat alot of food with garlic.

  • get the boots on,its getting really deep,who makes this shit up,what are they smoking.

  • you would be a sex addict too,if you didn't have sex till you were 35 years old.

  • 10 times a day at 45 minutes a pop (haha a "pop" get it?!?) means almost 5 straight hours of fucking.

    And then he's downing a liter of vodaka and all that beer too?!?

    Nah that not believable. Sounds to me like someone is a jilted lover telling tall tales. Or "small tales".

    It sure is funny imaginning her living in his little house with all his little furniture though. Wonder if she had to duck her head down to fit through the little doorways? I wonder how she used the mini toilet?

  • 7.5 hours a day. remember, there are 60 minutes in an hour, it is not 45 minutes metric time.

  • oooops thought I typed an 8.

  • he would die if he had sex 10 times a day...all of that energy lol

  • Sex with Mini Me? Urgh. *barfs*

  • it would like she has 3 tits. LMAO!!

  • 10 times a day?! I dont believe that shit at all especially if he is that big of a drunk.

    But seriously this goes to show you how much a ton of money and some fame will do for ANYONE.

  • Every guy is a sex addict depending on how much of sex they can get.

  • 10 times a day... yeah right. LOL.

  • He's a raging alcoholic? 1 beer and he's over .08

  • hahaha

  • Sex Addict! Aren't we ALL?

    Anyway, if this little toad didn't have money, no woman would give him a second glance. End of story...

  • ROFL WHAT A PIMP damn

  • Jesus, who isn't he fucking?

  • The only reason he gets laid a lot (and there's nothing wrong with little people getting it on they have all the right to do so) is because he's a celebrity... the girls he's with don't think oh this guy i love him so much, his just a celebrity, that's how it is in this sick culture.

  • Then make me famous, baby!

  • She looks like Snow White. Arf arf arf.

  • what dumbfuck would marry that midget bastard. his dick has to be the size of a peanut

  • midget organs are the same size a normal people its thier limbs that are small

  • not from the midget porn ive seen LOL

  • tig ass bitties

  • Cenk with a straight face saying, "He's a tough guy".

    LMAO

  • HIS WIFE WAS FINE AS HELL

  • mini me is a dumfuk! how do you leave that piece!

  • Ana's thinking to Cenks "even more than me comment"... "yeah can't be cenk"

  • That's 7 and half hours of sex a day.

  • 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work, 30 minutes of bathroom breaks and eating, 7 hours and 30 minutes of sex. An ordinary day in his life :P (the booze he does while doing all of those things im assuming)

  • Dude's a stud!

  • 10 times a day for 45 min each = cocaine

  • 10X a day = lots of meth in Hollywood

  • Verne Troyer just started Celebrity Big Brother in the UK...search "CBB6"

  • This is complete bulsshit. 10 times a day, 45 minutes at a time. That would mean they would have sex for 7 1/2 hours a day! Plus there is no way in hell that someone that small could drink a liter of liquor a day. She's a lying bitch.

  • He probably paid her to say that crap to make him seem super human. No way Jose.

  • Wow ruin, you think everybody is proportionate to their size? Just because you're short and have a small penis doesn't mean tall men have long penises, etc. My son is 5' 4" tall yet has the biggest size I've ever seen in my life (by accident). Lots of short people get compensated in other ways. Too bad your brain didn't get compensated LOL

  • That story is bullshit, he's 2 feet tall and couldn't be packing much more than a 2" penis.. the only way he could be giving a full-grown playboy model orgasms is by attaching a strap-on to his forehead and head-banging her.

  • gotta love to read comments like this!!! LOL

  • lol got the visuals

  • I could see how girls might think he's "cute"..like a cute little sex doll.

    weird but true!

    those girls prolly need some help though!

  • gold diggin midget fucker

  • LOLZ!!!!!!

  • LOL More proof that Vern Troyer is a fucking moron.

  • I'm sorry, but I'm gonna fucking yack.

  • all i can say is WTF WTF WTF WTF

  • Ten times a day for 45 minutes each time is seven and a half hours. I don't believe that is true. I am not saying Verne doesn't have what it takes but 7.5 hours a day?!? Not a chance!

  • it's clearly an exaggeration

  • does'nt leave time for much else does it? :)

  • Yeah it's bullshit.

  • lol

  • Ana is totally thinking Mini is an asshole for leaving his ex. Look at her as Cenk talks.

  • remember that show he did where he peed off the side of his wheelchair while he was shitfaced? now that was classic television

  • Yeah, that episode of The Surreal Life was a sad one. I remember them carrying his drunk self off to bed. He looked like a little drunk baby in one of the guy's arms! And then he woke up and drove around naked in his scooter.

  • WTF!

  • So I guess his relationships are short too

    AhAhahAHaH!!!