man! a playmate marries you for love, not money, adapts to you and you could not do anything about your own sorry ass? that is the Mel Gibson defense... lame, and fail.
THE REASON THEY ARE TOGETHER IS THAT HIS DATING SITE PHOTO WAS ONE OF HIS PENIS SANDWICHED BETWEEN ONE OF THOSE MINI COKE CANS YOU GET ON AIR PLANES AND A MINI MARS BAR
مرات في اليوم لمدة 45 دقائق؟ط لول هراء المكالمة. Thats نحو ثلث يوم كامل... كل 24 ساعة من ذلك ، وليس فقط بت انه مستيقظا ل. قضى ثلث اليوم سخيف ، على أساس منتظم. وقام خلاله ، كما أني لا أصدق ذلك.
A liter of vodka and 10 cans of beers a day??? How is that possible? In my drunken days at best maybe pint of whisky a day! This is a real tough guy lol
lmfao even the guy in the video said mini me has more sexier girls den he does lol shit look wat money can do.. if he didn't have any money he'd b nothin lol ...
lol, funny considering I have 2 college degrees. I just do not see myself writing a college thesis paper here on youtube. It is much like using simple text such as, lol, rofl, byob, when text messaging. I have become a lazy American. lol
They had sex 10 times a day for 45 minutes each time?
BULLSHIT! That's almost 8 hours, his dick would be chapped off, and her pussy would have no tread left on the tires-- she'd have to get new meat-curtains.
Snowwhite and one dwarf lol . apparently he has a huge tool good luck to him , why shouldnt he have relationships he is human ffs leave the little guy alone you sad fucks.
XD she's.........STUPIDLY HOT!!! XD Beer my dad is like 6ft 6 it takes a lot of beer he's like a horse.......0.o XD seriously he's not a heavy drinker at all, he's against heavily drinking and yet he can take 3 full jugs of carlsburg before he starts gigling. (by then my brother had already gone into the girls bathroom by acident) XD
how can he have sex 10 times a day and be pissed drunk all the time. Maybe the question should be: if he has the endurance to have 10 times a day, why would he BE drunk all the time, lol
very sad. 10 times a day? 10 times being taken to heaven by a breath-taking woman. a woman too have your back like that is not worth losing!!! i still give verne props though.
oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have much time
God THANK YOU! so much for coming forward with the truth! The interview was a few hours, and I tried many times to evade any questions about our sex life. I had years, if I wished to exploit Verne to post pictures, or sex videos. What I tried to explain to the journalists, was that there were times when he was going through rehab. He had lived in the back of his manager's mansion in her garage about 10 years when I first met him back in 2000. I had already been a guest at the Playboy mansion...
Power of Green purely. That's what it is all about. We suppose to be going green. Women have been going green since the inventions of...greenbacks. lol
Looks like some people commenting so far can't understand that love is based on personality and that people can be attracted to someone for that reason. makes you wonder if they even know what love really is.
Wake up, people. The only way a hot woman is marrying or dating or boning a midget is if said midget is loaded, and I don't mean wasted. We are witnessing the power of green, nothing more.
I dont understand why you need to parade your body like that to get attention. Your too beautiful to do that. All these guys just want you because of yor body. You need someone that could be with you and be able to talk, not have sex. Just think about it.
There is something that does not add up about these claims. Dude drinks that much passes out and still has sex for ten hours a day? Dude wakes up covered in vomit and starts having sex? Neither one of these people ever leave the house?
10 times a day for 45 mins?? nahh i call bullshit lol. Thats about a third of the entire day...all 24 hours of it, not just the bit he's awake for. A third of the day spent fucking, on a regular basis. Nah, i dont believe it.
How come this story is the exact opposite of that girl who tried to get famous for sleeping with him? It's also on Young Turks and she says he only lasted a couple of minutes.
10 times a day for 45 min. each....? Maybe once in a while, but that is more than a full shift of work. Not to mention the fact that your kibble and bits start to feel like raw meat after a couple hours.
If I looked like mini-me, and I got a girl like that, I'd also fuck her 10 times a day at 45 mins each session. Then I'd look at myself in the mirror and I'd drink until I pass out.
There. Told you. The trick is to put yourself in the mini-me's shoes...not physically but ... you know...
10 times a day?its not that hard he must of waited ither an hour or 2 each time.but seriously i think he puts something in his beer or he must eat alot of food with garlic.
10 times a day at 45 minutes a pop (haha a "pop" get it?!?) means almost 5 straight hours of fucking.
And then he's downing a liter of vodaka and all that beer too?!?
Nah that not believable. Sounds to me like someone is a jilted lover telling tall tales. Or "small tales".
It sure is funny imaginning her living in his little house with all his little furniture though. Wonder if she had to duck her head down to fit through the little doorways? I wonder how she used the mini toilet?
The only reason he gets laid a lot (and there's nothing wrong with little people getting it on they have all the right to do so) is because he's a celebrity... the girls he's with don't think oh this guy i love him so much, his just a celebrity, that's how it is in this sick culture.
8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work, 30 minutes of bathroom breaks and eating, 7 hours and 30 minutes of sex. An ordinary day in his life :P (the booze he does while doing all of those things im assuming)
This is complete bulsshit. 10 times a day, 45 minutes at a time. That would mean they would have sex for 7 1/2 hours a day! Plus there is no way in hell that someone that small could drink a liter of liquor a day. She's a lying bitch.
Wow ruin, you think everybody is proportionate to their size? Just because you're short and have a small penis doesn't mean tall men have long penises, etc. My son is 5' 4" tall yet has the biggest size I've ever seen in my life (by accident). Lots of short people get compensated in other ways. Too bad your brain didn't get compensated LOL
That story is bullshit, he's 2 feet tall and couldn't be packing much more than a 2" penis.. the only way he could be giving a full-grown playboy model orgasms is by attaching a strap-on to his forehead and head-banging her.
Ten times a day for 45 minutes each time is seven and a half hours. I don't believe that is true. I am not saying Verne doesn't have what it takes but 7.5 hours a day?!? Not a chance!
Yeah, that episode of The Surreal Life was a sad one. I remember them carrying his drunk self off to bed. He looked like a little drunk baby in one of the guy's arms! And then he woke up and drove around naked in his scooter.
man! a playmate marries you for love, not money, adapts to you and you could not do anything about your own sorry ass? that is the Mel Gibson defense... lame, and fail.
truvak 1 week ago
THE REASON THEY ARE TOGETHER IS THAT HIS DATING SITE PHOTO WAS ONE OF HIS PENIS SANDWICHED BETWEEN ONE OF THOSE MINI COKE CANS YOU GET ON AIR PLANES AND A MINI MARS BAR
lifesgamble1 2 weeks ago
She looks like Megyn Kelly.
TheWrongFlyer 2 months ago
am i hallucinatin' or something?
johnfox137 5 months ago
I always knew Snow White was real....
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xcutekatie18x 7 months ago
thats chicks dad / mom probably told her ...hey you said you always wanted a barbie house!
bamboneski 9 months ago
this guy is a dick for pointing out her flaws first thing
hiney2002 10 months ago
A typical Hollywood Liberal
Texmurphy51 11 months ago
10 times a day for 45 minutes each? Definately...
fablan6 1 year ago
hes a little g yo lol
italomopar 1 year ago
he'd be the perfect stewie in a real life family guy film
102293 1 year ago 2
Bloody Hell!!!! Seriously this douche needs to be stomped on.
Leto2ndAtreides 1 year ago
little people, big problems
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GenesisOla 1 year ago
Snow White and the Eighth Dwarf, Lucky
UnionHighsLadyL 1 year ago
i don't believe it...maybe 3 or 4 times a day probably
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mxp2000 1 year ago
money talks
sammygee17 1 year ago
روعه
deaswz123 1 year ago
مرات في اليوم لمدة 45 دقائق؟ط لول هراء المكالمة. Thats نحو ثلث يوم كامل... كل 24 ساعة من ذلك ، وليس فقط بت انه مستيقظا ل. قضى ثلث اليوم سخيف ، على أساس منتظم. وقام خلاله ، كما أني لا أصدق ذلك.
Paulwhoisvegan 1 year ago
5 times in a day is the most one could probably do.
therealallpro 1 year ago
He has got to be the luckiest dwarf ever!
PersonOfBook 1 year ago 5
and here we are good looking guys can't find a damn girl to smile at us. What a damn unfair life.
Freedom544 1 year ago 5
A liter of vodka and 10 cans of beers a day??? How is that possible? In my drunken days at best maybe pint of whisky a day! This is a real tough guy lol
bradlr38 2 years ago
Gentically he is a big guy that had some disease that affected the size of his limbs. But not his c%ck
bradlr38 2 years ago
lol it probably takes a shot for him to get drunk with that little body mass.
ronthemoron 2 years ago
hes got a big cock
SteveBKNY 2 years ago
She has MINI orgasms! You know, half heavy breaths. Lol.
yucchhiiowwee 2 years ago
10 times a day ? 45 min ? sooooo not possible xxxx
luches400 2 years ago
kinda boring
luches400 2 years ago
its a lie she probably treat hime bad
chuy655 2 years ago
shes lying...wtf 10 times a day? 45 minutes? not possible
Martinez1887 2 years ago
MINI ME OBVIOUSLY HAS MAJOR ISSUES FOR BEING SMALL! Why else would he drink that way !
DRDNIBOY 2 years ago
go mini me!
geeisntdead 2 years ago
Alcohol will let a man go a lot longer tah usual. Cuts the anxiety down, thinner blood, drunk, etc.
KhymeraB 2 years ago
Remember when you pissed in the corner while he was in his wheelchair on VH1... EPIC...
Pct3ch 2 years ago 4
i feel a little bad about it but i love how verne troyer conforms to the 'hilarious midget' stereotype to the exact letter.
bobzilla211 2 years ago
if MINI-me is having 10-45 min sex sessions per day, i wonder what kind of sex life dr. evil or austin powers have
cb4allstar2 2 years ago 4
lmfao even the guy in the video said mini me has more sexier girls den he does lol shit look wat money can do.. if he didn't have any money he'd b nothin lol ...
kenllll 2 years ago
Man and i felt sorry for mini me for being small. haha and he has it pretty good except for being an alchohol
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besthere91 2 years ago
money CAN by love.
morelltechyahoocom 2 years ago 3
money can also BUY spelling lessons
just joking :)
IAmAViolentKitty 2 years ago
lol, funny considering I have 2 college degrees. I just do not see myself writing a college thesis paper here on youtube. It is much like using simple text such as, lol, rofl, byob, when text messaging. I have become a lazy American. lol
morelltechyahoocom 2 years ago
They had sex 10 times a day for 45 minutes each time?
BULLSHIT! That's almost 8 hours, his dick would be chapped off, and her pussy would have no tread left on the tires-- she'd have to get new meat-curtains.
kungfu2u2 2 years ago 6
just shut up
Cutie91182 2 years ago
Look at 0:33; who are they supposed to be, Snow White and Dopey?
kungfu2u2 2 years ago
hey dont make fun of how he looks .. and if u watched AUSTIN POWERS he is really good in acting so shut the fuck up
Cutie91182 2 years ago
Snowwhite and one dwarf lol . apparently he has a huge tool good luck to him , why shouldnt he have relationships he is human ffs leave the little guy alone you sad fucks.
torodeyeah 2 years ago
Its not tough to keep a dick full of blood when its tiny...
iurhviusdfavhi 2 years ago 3
i really do feel sorry for her
man who'd want a bald-ass small-dick having baby-lookalike fucking them anyways....apart from her lol
rofLopolous 2 years ago
Huge exageration without a doubt.
telomerase1978 2 years ago
10x45mins is like a full time job... I think his arms and legs would make decent size penises... maybe that's his secret?
Imadeyalook 2 years ago
OMG he is fucking MAJOR pimpin...
How do you get a chick that hot and have the balls to end it? And look at yourself in the mirror?
PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 2 years ago
im sorry how can he be an alcoholic when he was banging a chick like that OMG!!! shes so hot
paintballjunkie210 2 years ago
damn she must love baby dick
cmdisdabest 2 years ago
hahaha enano mini me
3s3p4y4so 2 years ago
Tou
KantoDude44 2 years ago
whores!
and good story young turks
fiercedietyknight 2 years ago
wtf
albinomoose92 2 years ago
hey this is for the girls...... Who would fuck him?
pablito716 2 years ago 20
dude, he lasts 45min and does it for 10 times EVERY DAY
what about u smart ass
chairmanmao89 2 years ago 2
I wouldnt the guy sounds like a dick head. Kick his ass
shinatama81 2 years ago
@pablito716 no one. hes looks like a perverted 10 year old?
xamirahx9 1 year ago
he's living the good life
Silvoleon 2 years ago 3
he probably just gives her orgasms by shoving his head into her pussy again and again for 7 hours a day
Shokeybutsi 2 years ago 37
@Shokeybutsi a whole new meaning to giving head ;D
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Shokeybutsi 2 years ago
well he must be pritty pathetic lol
ConorH725 2 years ago
you got to addmit the little guy got it going on
Gasolineboy 2 years ago
there are some gels n medicine which can help you get errected for hours
damn i used that once and then rest my P#*** for a week.
kingofheartsxyz 2 years ago
XD she's.........STUPIDLY HOT!!! XD Beer my dad is like 6ft 6 it takes a lot of beer he's like a horse.......0.o XD seriously he's not a heavy drinker at all, he's against heavily drinking and yet he can take 3 full jugs of carlsburg before he starts gigling. (by then my brother had already gone into the girls bathroom by acident) XD
Aspire198 2 years ago
how can he have sex 10 times a day and be pissed drunk all the time. Maybe the question should be: if he has the endurance to have 10 times a day, why would he BE drunk all the time, lol
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NkHairstonenunciable 2 years ago
very sad. 10 times a day? 10 times being taken to heaven by a breath-taking woman. a woman too have your back like that is not worth losing!!! i still give verne props though.
lucard001 2 years ago
10 times a day for 45 min straight? is that even passable?
talhaqasim 2 years ago
that would be like 7/8 hours a day. I don't believe it for a second.
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oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have much time
PawesomePetPals 2 years ago
God THANK YOU! so much for coming forward with the truth! The interview was a few hours, and I tried many times to evade any questions about our sex life. I had years, if I wished to exploit Verne to post pictures, or sex videos. What I tried to explain to the journalists, was that there were times when he was going through rehab. He had lived in the back of his manager's mansion in her garage about 10 years when I first met him back in 2000. I had already been a guest at the Playboy mansion...
Genevieve108 2 years ago
Cenk, you can get way more girls than mini-me. You are totally hot
socialscience101 2 years ago 3
When asked, how can you do it 10 times a day? its easy, Mini me replied, I just use my head...
gilgamesh1962 2 years ago
They hired a stud for her
Mediterraneanblue9 2 years ago
ROTFL that was funny
CSIS25 2 years ago
y cant i get girls like that and he can damn it, he most be good
cheat123 2 years ago
money i bet
CSIS25 2 years ago
its the money yo...chicks will live in houses for tiny people so long as the cash keeps flowin
seestickglue232 2 years ago 3
I agree with that
CSIS25 2 years ago
mini is an asshole. who would have thought?
tburysux 2 years ago 2
I'm calling bullshit on the claim that they did it ten times a day. I'm pretty sure you'd run out of baby gravy before that.
Yerzriknot 2 years ago
ITS NOT THE SIZE, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT
VERSUS10seconds 2 years ago
No its how much monies you can spooch in her face.
MrHairyNutz 2 years ago
what? put in her mouth then her cunt what the fuck else can you do?
14mm2 2 years ago
ze butt?
also you gotta go in and out
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uhh.. nice vid *sigh* any cute guys wanna chat? im sooo bored
amberkins199 3 years ago
Power of Green purely. That's what it is all about. We suppose to be going green. Women have been going green since the inventions of...greenbacks. lol
Xjc6999j 3 years ago
i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.
raulitech 3 years ago 4
pure bullshit...............say nomore
easty6590 3 years ago
oh why did they have to run this story, it's disturbing mini sex life is noone's business but his own
tico8007 3 years ago
that just goes to show you the average lifestyle of celebrities....pussy galore.
Loakum 3 years ago
Looks like some people commenting so far can't understand that love is based on personality and that people can be attracted to someone for that reason. makes you wonder if they even know what love really is.
MidnightSakura1 3 years ago
Cenk and Ana, your credibility suffers when you present as if you believe these incredible lies.
cwolfe51 3 years ago
Wake up, people. The only way a hot woman is marrying or dating or boning a midget is if said midget is loaded, and I don't mean wasted. We are witnessing the power of green, nothing more.
Randy
fantagor 3 years ago
She is a playmate... she can fuck anyother rich dude so why this guy? Its not money...
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I dont understand why you need to parade your body like that to get attention. Your too beautiful to do that. All these guys just want you because of yor body. You need someone that could be with you and be able to talk, not have sex. Just think about it.
karensmithdj21 3 years ago
There is something that does not add up about these claims. Dude drinks that much passes out and still has sex for ten hours a day? Dude wakes up covered in vomit and starts having sex? Neither one of these people ever leave the house?
klard 3 years ago 2
10 times a day for 45 mins?? nahh i call bullshit lol. Thats about a third of the entire day...all 24 hours of it, not just the bit he's awake for. A third of the day spent fucking, on a regular basis. Nah, i dont believe it.
lemons899 3 years ago 26
TOO true. It'd be an exaggeration for even one day. It's meant to get attention, and nothing more.
10 x 45 / 60 = that's 7.5 hours. I'd say pretty much physically impossible, heh.
Napstrpsx 3 years ago
damned lil' hobbitt... he's proportional?? hell i want to be proportional too
BorisTHEgypsy 3 years ago
Her tits are bigger than his head. Nice.
SocialDeviant77 3 years ago 2
"Raging Achoholic?" LOL funny, I'll knock that little shit out cold.
JohnnyBananas69 3 years ago
How come this story is the exact opposite of that girl who tried to get famous for sleeping with him? It's also on Young Turks and she says he only lasted a couple of minutes.
htnisme 3 years ago
imagine how little it would take to get that guy drunk
glaschris08 3 years ago
between his sex and drink he must not do anything else
superjeff14 3 years ago
Mini-Me FTW!
uskafighter 3 years ago
I'd hit that babe, but 10X a day for 45 minutes? He must be part robot.
celebritygalleries 3 years ago
Yeah, Playmates rarely exhaggerate and are generally down to earth people.
bonzibonzibonzi1987 3 years ago
listen the guy wasn't in the first row when charms were handed out okay , so ... you go Vern!!!!!you go!
jawadad802 3 years ago
10 times a day for 45 min. each....? Maybe once in a while, but that is more than a full shift of work. Not to mention the fact that your kibble and bits start to feel like raw meat after a couple hours.
killerbandit 3 years ago
C'mon people, this is totally believable.
Here is why:
If I looked like mini-me, and I got a girl like that, I'd also fuck her 10 times a day at 45 mins each session. Then I'd look at myself in the mirror and I'd drink until I pass out.
There. Told you. The trick is to put yourself in the mini-me's shoes...not physically but ... you know...
pidjunk 3 years ago 2
Talk about being a money grabbing whore.He did well to leave her.
fomiz 3 years ago
this is the funniest tyt video so far! love it!
wittgenstein83 3 years ago
she probly used his whole body as a dildo
hackleback 3 years ago 10
lmao
pidjunk 3 years ago
10 times a day?its not that hard he must of waited ither an hour or 2 each time.but seriously i think he puts something in his beer or he must eat alot of food with garlic.
leonken1 3 years ago
get the boots on,its getting really deep,who makes this shit up,what are they smoking.
inagod 3 years ago
you would be a sex addict too,if you didn't have sex till you were 35 years old.
inagod 3 years ago
10 times a day at 45 minutes a pop (haha a "pop" get it?!?) means almost 5 straight hours of fucking.
And then he's downing a liter of vodaka and all that beer too?!?
Nah that not believable. Sounds to me like someone is a jilted lover telling tall tales. Or "small tales".
It sure is funny imaginning her living in his little house with all his little furniture though. Wonder if she had to duck her head down to fit through the little doorways? I wonder how she used the mini toilet?
HulkSmashPunyHumans 3 years ago 2
7.5 hours a day. remember, there are 60 minutes in an hour, it is not 45 minutes metric time.
KarateKidX 3 years ago
oooops thought I typed an 8.
HulkSmashPunyHumans 3 years ago
he would die if he had sex 10 times a day...all of that energy lol
FuryzPKz 3 years ago
Sex with Mini Me? Urgh. *barfs*
Nessule 3 years ago
it would like she has 3 tits. LMAO!!
thestuproject 3 years ago
10 times a day?! I dont believe that shit at all especially if he is that big of a drunk.
But seriously this goes to show you how much a ton of money and some fame will do for ANYONE.
UltimoLatino 3 years ago
Every guy is a sex addict depending on how much of sex they can get.
EntBlog90210 3 years ago
10 times a day... yeah right. LOL.
itubeutude 3 years ago
He's a raging alcoholic? 1 beer and he's over .08
Curtie555 3 years ago
hahaha
naturalmystic33 3 years ago
Sex Addict! Aren't we ALL?
Anyway, if this little toad didn't have money, no woman would give him a second glance. End of story...
ournewthing 3 years ago
ROFL WHAT A PIMP damn
dopeskies 3 years ago
Jesus, who isn't he fucking?
ViolentRiC 3 years ago
The only reason he gets laid a lot (and there's nothing wrong with little people getting it on they have all the right to do so) is because he's a celebrity... the girls he's with don't think oh this guy i love him so much, his just a celebrity, that's how it is in this sick culture.
acwobsk 3 years ago
Then make me famous, baby!
ViolentRiC 3 years ago
She looks like Snow White. Arf arf arf.
hypnofan35 3 years ago
what dumbfuck would marry that midget bastard. his dick has to be the size of a peanut
crowdaddy13 3 years ago 3
midget organs are the same size a normal people its thier limbs that are small
Thinkaboutit0 3 years ago
not from the midget porn ive seen LOL
crowdaddy13 3 years ago
tig ass bitties
stuffisgd 3 years ago
Cenk with a straight face saying, "He's a tough guy".
LMAO
McCainTheTurdburglar 3 years ago
HIS WIFE WAS FINE AS HELL
gloryinmotion 3 years ago 3
mini me is a dumfuk! how do you leave that piece!
noot68 3 years ago
Ana's thinking to Cenks "even more than me comment"... "yeah can't be cenk"
lewis493 3 years ago
That's 7 and half hours of sex a day.
Angelflesh 3 years ago
8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work, 30 minutes of bathroom breaks and eating, 7 hours and 30 minutes of sex. An ordinary day in his life :P (the booze he does while doing all of those things im assuming)
ZombieToaster 3 years ago
Dude's a stud!
mrbadguysan 3 years ago
10 times a day for 45 min each = cocaine
palimony 3 years ago 7
10X a day = lots of meth in Hollywood
burntonion05 3 years ago 5
Verne Troyer just started Celebrity Big Brother in the UK...search "CBB6"
andid 3 years ago
This is complete bulsshit. 10 times a day, 45 minutes at a time. That would mean they would have sex for 7 1/2 hours a day! Plus there is no way in hell that someone that small could drink a liter of liquor a day. She's a lying bitch.
greatmovieclips 3 years ago 3
He probably paid her to say that crap to make him seem super human. No way Jose.
talagp 3 years ago
Wow ruin, you think everybody is proportionate to their size? Just because you're short and have a small penis doesn't mean tall men have long penises, etc. My son is 5' 4" tall yet has the biggest size I've ever seen in my life (by accident). Lots of short people get compensated in other ways. Too bad your brain didn't get compensated LOL
RussiaversusIsrael 3 years ago
That story is bullshit, he's 2 feet tall and couldn't be packing much more than a 2" penis.. the only way he could be giving a full-grown playboy model orgasms is by attaching a strap-on to his forehead and head-banging her.
ruin3r 3 years ago 8
gotta love to read comments like this!!! LOL
Undertaker878 3 years ago 3
lol got the visuals
evil999 3 years ago 2
I could see how girls might think he's "cute"..like a cute little sex doll.
weird but true!
those girls prolly need some help though!
bluehorse888 3 years ago
gold diggin midget fucker
wesmugg 3 years ago
LOLZ!!!!!!
dozerking 3 years ago
LOL More proof that Vern Troyer is a fucking moron.
Imavitamin 3 years ago
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna fucking yack.
AlienTruth 3 years ago
all i can say is WTF WTF WTF WTF
orientrat 3 years ago
Ten times a day for 45 minutes each time is seven and a half hours. I don't believe that is true. I am not saying Verne doesn't have what it takes but 7.5 hours a day?!? Not a chance!
XarxesB 3 years ago
it's clearly an exaggeration
writofmandamus 3 years ago
does'nt leave time for much else does it? :)
hellshade2 3 years ago
Yeah it's bullshit.
Shisho2k 3 years ago
lol
sabrown311 3 years ago
Ana is totally thinking Mini is an asshole for leaving his ex. Look at her as Cenk talks.
Promatheos 3 years ago
remember that show he did where he peed off the side of his wheelchair while he was shitfaced? now that was classic television
achampag 3 years ago 2
Yeah, that episode of The Surreal Life was a sad one. I remember them carrying his drunk self off to bed. He looked like a little drunk baby in one of the guy's arms! And then he woke up and drove around naked in his scooter.
JBSauce 3 years ago
WTF!
likes2p 3 years ago
So I guess his relationships are short too
AhAhahAHaH!!!
Zappafan5150 3 years ago 9