"up you go. BIG NOSE!" "i'll get you for this you bastard" "oh yeah?" "oh yeah, don't worry i never forget a face" "No?" " I warn you, im gunna punch you proper hard you roman Git" "Shutup you Jewish Turd" "Who you calling Jewish? I'm a Samaritan"
wow, something is definetly wrong.... you are supposed to nail someone on the cross, its a lot more painful, which is probably one of the main purpose of crucification....
there are nails; they just also have ropes-it was to make it less gruesome
they filmed scenes with just nails and the nails and ropes: they chose the rope one because in a showing of the one with the nails the audience was flinching and wincing when they showed the secene when they are nailing everyone in
Nails were almost never used during crucifiction. The blood-loss would speed death which is counter to the purpose of crucifying someone - a slow death.
The legends about Jesus specify that he was nailed to the cross only because his followers said he would live again - they nailed him there so he could not.
Hahahaaaaaaaaa, I love accidentally-crucified cross-holder guy.
CCNuck 4 days ago
ninety fofofofofofofofof six
jonathanisdaking117 1 month ago
4:45
spawn2882 2 months ago
2:28 "He wanks as high as anyone in Wome!"
Feodaran 8 months ago 4
9:40 "For he's a jolly good fella" -would Kim Il Jong, David Beckham, or The King of Thailand be interested?
doelsuparman 9 months ago
stupid ass shit.
neoscape2012 9 months ago
THERES A JEW IN THE MORMAN SECTION
Finnandjakefoever 9 months ago
YOU BASTARDS
TheKeyBladeMastah666 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"well she never really liked him so.."
spencersghost 10 months ago
"ninety-fffff, ninety-fffff, ninety-six." - lol
RMToebben 11 months ago 6
"you don't have to do this! you don't have to take orders!"
"i LIKE orders."
cruciphile 11 months ago
he waxes a womb
logtech663 1 year ago
The PFJ are so PC!
Sue71 1 year ago
ohh my goodness!!!! seriously this is like the funniest movie ever!! my stomach hurts from laughing so much.
swlovesvegans 1 year ago
one person didn't look at the bright side of life.
Gaeuvyen 1 year ago
3:33 JAJAJAJAJAJA
MIGUEL2005LIMA 1 year ago
"I'll get you for this you bastard" LMAO
sampicko 1 year ago
When are they going to make "The Life of Mohammed"?
MickeyLove01 1 year ago 10
@MickeyLove01 never.. it would be an 18+ if it came out.
lukeyboy118 1 year ago
@lukeyboy118 Probably, but that would mean half of their wives wouldn't be able to watch as many are under 14
MickeyLove01 1 year ago
LMAO! @ 3:39 I take it that was Simon of Cyerene?
sillygrl23 1 year ago
Michael Palin looks a lot like one of those profiles you see stamped on coins.
ysbaddaden2003 1 year ago 3
the parentland lol
eragon2121 1 year ago
3:30 lol
jazznarcotic 1 year ago
Biggus Diccus "wanks as high as any in Wome."
jerryhello100 1 year ago 4
"he wanks as high as anyone in wome!"
adzarsenal39 1 year ago
Wasnt Brian naked in that robe?....jus sayin.
Aresftfun 1 year ago
Hands up all those who dont wanna be crucified here!!!
jamieroxass 1 year ago
YOU LUCKY JAMMY BASTARDS!
saecato 1 year ago 2
9:32
FHCity 1 year ago
6:03 That's what I tend to say when someon calls me a name. "Watch it!"
Veyron722skyhook 1 year ago
8:20
GibsonAndVega 1 year ago
"he wanks as high as any in wome"
slurpeeday 1 year ago 3
and the good steady pace,
blueprintwizard 1 year ago
Golfers clap
Taylorwest626 1 year ago
ninetyffffffffff six, sir.
mikado0987 1 year ago
eric idle " That's if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes, Randy little bugger. Up and down like the Assyrian Empire."
bobmorrice 1 year ago
"Release Brian!"
"Oh yeah, that's a good one!"
I love how the two insane crucifixion assistants suddenly have a cultured conversation after the Roman Centurion leaves.
powerofanime1 1 year ago
hhahahaha, I love eric Idle as the very happy man that is about to be crucified
15eyecatcher15 1 year ago
7:35 epic marching scene right there!
XxlilxlilixX 1 year ago
Terry Gilliam was brilliant in this scene,as was Eric Idle as the two gaolers!
teufelstaub 1 year ago
LOL Poor Brian!
Iamjustherek 2 years ago
"shut up, u jewish turd!" haha
Football1217 2 years ago 2
its CWOSUFIXION!
get it right people!
frozenfisherman 2 years ago
oh dear! u mean i might have to give up being crucified?
Thecorpsemaker 2 years ago
...wait he does WHAT in rome?!
invincableabramstank 2 years ago
"Have they gone?"
"We've got lumps of it round the back"
bluebellnutter 2 years ago 2
"Crucifixion?" "No, freedom." LOL!
Dauntless07 2 years ago 4
anyway get on with the story... hahaha fucking nice
Gocavs1990 2 years ago 2
It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us! Doesn't it, darling?
Oh, Raw-ther!
WillScarlet16 2 years ago 3
5:34 may be my favorite part of the entire movie.
momwentcrazy 2 years ago 37
@momwentcrazy hahaha agreed
swlovesvegans 1 year ago
"oh, ra-theer" XD
janistonbest 2 years ago 3
"Ninety fffffff...., ninety ffffffffff... ffffffff... fff. .. ninety six sir." teeeheee
i wuv this widiculously funny film <3
janistonbest 2 years ago 6
"YOU LUCK BASTARDS, YOU LUCKY JAMMY BASTARDS" HAHAHAHAHAH fucking brilliant, da best character in da whole film
judasiscariot191085 2 years ago 4
will you let me down if he comes back? LOL
RandomRozPandemonium 2 years ago 40
this movie is perfect
thejugglenaut91 2 years ago 4
"No Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeers!" XD
I cant believe they actually said THAT!
MadMunky20k 2 years ago 2
Do you mean Wudolf the wed nosed waindeaw?
mateuszmattias 2 years ago 2
yeah wut u said
MadMunky20k 2 years ago 2
He's Ma...' That cracks me up completely!
skybird141 2 years ago
Love the two dungeon keepers.
TheCripplerChick 2 years ago
"He wanks as high as any in wone".
iloveplanetrock 2 years ago 2
up you go big nose!
lmao
sampicko 2 years ago
"CRUCIFIXION PARTY!!!....wait for it!" LOL!
"See, not so bad once you're up." HAHA! gets me every time!
ppkiwi0305 2 years ago 4
I like Michael Palin's face very much. *_* He's beautiful....
Annvian 2 years ago 6
I'm kind of hearing impaired, what is the crucified wife saying, "rather" or "right on", some one help me out here
milesthefox90 2 years ago 8
"rather"
Channel1Backup 2 years ago 7
"hands up, all those who don't want to be crucifiend 'ere"
*moaning, pulling rope*
All right, that settles it!
Classic XD
StormInAGlassOfWater 2 years ago 7
"up you go. BIG NOSE!" "i'll get you for this you bastard" "oh yeah?" "oh yeah, don't worry i never forget a face" "No?" " I warn you, im gunna punch you proper hard you roman Git" "Shutup you Jewish Turd" "Who you calling Jewish? I'm a Samaritan"
I love this conservation they having lol.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
XxZeldaSlayerxX 2 years ago 3
Listen closely on guy says
"Ima Sweedish,Set with the Welsh!"
LOLOLOLOL
CrosslegLuke 2 years ago
This is the funniest part of the movie.
sportster16301 2 years ago
"nnnneee nneee nneee yes sir"
"ok get on with the story"
HAHAA
Johnoooh 2 years ago
'have they gone'
'we've got lumps of it round the back'
funny as fuck
360gameking 2 years ago 3
7:30 this kind of people are dangeorus XD
EnnaSilme 2 years ago
XD at "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"
TackyRackyComixNEO 2 years ago
2:12... "Was it something I said?"
haha
"You lucky bastards!" haha lol
Monty Python- legends! =)
gottalovePython 2 years ago 2
Hands up all those who dont want to be crucified here... mhhm mhmm... :D
CelurodProductions 2 years ago 3
u jewish turd! brap! u roman git lol
jacob0809 2 years ago
"This man wules this cwack region!" LOL omg... that's gotta be the funniest line in a movie!
BlitzHavenDirEnGrey6 2 years ago
should have said weligion
ellisth 2 years ago
Hands up to those who dont want to be cruxified here!
ROFL!
you dont have to take their orders!
I LIKE ORDERS!
emancoy 2 years ago 4
I WANT MY LAWYER
ANAMNEN20AR 2 years ago 2
nintey fffffff, nintey fffff, ninety six LMAO!!!
mathnerd75 2 years ago
il get you for this ya bastard!
Blatch643 2 years ago
wow, something is definetly wrong.... you are supposed to nail someone on the cross, its a lot more painful, which is probably one of the main purpose of crucification....
tryingtogetanameomg 2 years ago
there are nails; they just also have ropes-it was to make it less gruesome
they filmed scenes with just nails and the nails and ropes: they chose the rope one because in a showing of the one with the nails the audience was flinching and wincing when they showed the secene when they are nailing everyone in
mpfc1913 2 years ago
Nails were almost never used during crucifiction. The blood-loss would speed death which is counter to the purpose of crucifying someone - a slow death.
The legends about Jesus specify that he was nailed to the cross only because his followers said he would live again - they nailed him there so he could not.
Azezel 2 years ago 4
Or because Horus was nailed to a tree.
RenegadeSalmon 2 years ago 2
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tryingtogetanameomg 2 years ago
hashahahaaha tyhe guy its not a stutter,hahah
elguerreromuisca 2 years ago
you lucky bastards!!!!hahahaha
elguerreromuisca 2 years ago
my brother usually rescues me we've got a few daze up here
billyysands 3 years ago
Up you go big nose :o)
Melda31 3 years ago 7
Ure lucky, .. lucky jamy bastards -- it's not my cross - I was not electing Mr. Pimpelhome
# not unfunny - that's brutish
diogenSyS4711 3 years ago