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I just saw Nick live tonight and he did this portion during his act and he was absolutely freakin hilarious. Much funnier than this clip...I would LOVE to see him again!
yeah, thats a given, nothing can top his performance in that, not even jonny dep in pirated of the carribean.... but i think if they were desperate for a joker, he would do the job...
after excellent i think my stomach popped out
metalvox4u 1 week ago
You think you smart than einstein come on!!!!!!!!! ahahahhah/ i love that
EINSTEIN92260 3 months ago
Einstein also married his cousin after his divorce.
Commander034 5 months ago
@Commander034 I was just about to say that.. haha
rileytherandom 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ComedyTimeDir
Excellent!
It's all falling into place.
Nick rules.
PinkOld 5 months ago
idk the creep vibes are going up a little....
hellogoodbyemyluv 7 months ago
Hahah... so basically.. only stupid people stay married to someone they don't love.
Yep... makes sense.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 7 months ago
and what makes it even worse is that he then married his cousin!
sondano 7 months ago
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sondano 7 months ago
diabolical grin.....excellent
taker13angel 7 months ago
cute
KiraWei1 9 months ago
39 people are no Alfred Einsteins.
Sevensixseven78 9 months ago
@Sevensixseven78 Alfred?
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lushaaloma 11 months ago
How sick and poor is this broad gonna' get?
jbilotta 1 year ago 4
Good comedy, thanks for the laughs!
PMP
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poormansprenup 1 year ago
Funny!
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JCrim2398 1 year ago
ahahahhahaaaaa :D funny dude,, cute too ;)
TheJordanadi 1 year ago 3
2:08 so fuckin true! hahaha
SharpSho0ter99 1 year ago 2
reminds me of giovanni ribisi
ADD8oi 1 year ago
Bill Pullman
grobaniteLarisa 1 year ago
That first "I love you" part was hilarious!
CrynOut 1 year ago 2
nick--add to your Eeinsten jokes "so what did his first wife say? Nice move Einestein."
SuperRjtaylor 1 year ago
@SuperRjtaylor LOL!!!!!
WhereYaBoss 1 year ago
Women get parting gifts when divorced.
torrid426 1 year ago
Einstein married his cousin, I thought he was going to mention that. lol
nycolea13 1 year ago
this guy is SOFT
kingamz 1 year ago
Einstein was a fraud. He plagiarized most of his more famous accomplishments.
torchkit 1 year ago
So did Galileo but who really cares...
recarn8 1 year ago
hahaha! nice stuff!
Ryancuasay 2 years ago 2
Funny guy! Got a diff. perspective.
ancientLavada 2 years ago 4
This guy surprised me! I thought it was hilarious! Great stuff.
waspisu 2 years ago 2
Great! Who would have thought Einstein was funny?! Another funny video on Einstein on Youtube at "I Married an Einstein."
nkaf52 2 years ago
excellent!
salman2070 2 years ago 36
a racist and a comedian, how doe she manage it?
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AteEsixed 2 years ago
i was referring to the name nick griffin, not the act. you see nick griffin is a british neo-nazi and member of the european parliament
boom1208 2 years ago
BAMF comedian of the day
becooool010 2 years ago
What does btw mean????
volticviper 2 years ago
by the way
TonniCee 2 years ago
Buy the wheat!
*by the way
Trayus9 2 years ago
Yeah thx i know now
Oh and how much is the wheat?
volticviper 2 years ago
Refined wheat will cost you a hundred braincells... at least on youtube...
Trayus9 2 years ago
Btw: By The Way
EDminguez177 2 years ago
WTF: what the fuck
ROFL:rolling on the floor laughing XD
satansaysdie 2 years ago
your kindin right?
AndNowTheKingdomCome 2 years ago
great final lines ....
and true btw ....
ErikJoeNoise02 2 years ago
why is it the true stuff always sucks and is very bitter and not happy
chrispollock 2 years ago
awesome
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earthbug95 2 years ago
heh...get offa me, homo. lol
kletok99 2 years ago 4
I love this joke to pieces.
Nick Griffin = LOVE.
fadedgalaxia 2 years ago
haha omg this guy is hilarious !!
iwannaMove2LA 2 years ago
Albert Einstein also married his first cousin
curtisjoeskate 3 years ago
weird~!~!~!@@@@@
BGsammyBG 2 years ago
im pretty sure it was second cousin
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I didnt start this
Freemen61 3 years ago
That's one hot comedian!
gimmemoremusic 3 years ago
Little too slow for me, but funny.
iwebber88 3 years ago
where have i heard this.. "excellent...its all falling into place"
lmao
Germanguiatrist 3 years ago 6
Nice act, funny stuff.
vandalsmx 3 years ago
I just saw Nick live tonight and he did this portion during his act and he was absolutely freakin hilarious. Much funnier than this clip...I would LOVE to see him again!
iiqtkimii 3 years ago
Great stuff! Critics should try it sometime...stand up comedy ain't easy! Just ask John Mayer...
VicktheChick 3 years ago
Einstein is a German word and should be read as I'n-shtaeenh; it means "one rock"
ROMANABSOLUT 3 years ago
Not that funny. Okay i guess.
ImyTUBY 3 years ago
didn't laugh ata ll but.
its ok
TEEHfan101 3 years ago
Ahaha!
Einstein: proof love is harder than science
beetluv 3 years ago 2
His style screams Bill Hicks. Good stuff!
TheREAL5m0k3y 3 years ago
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
omg i love this
soooo awesome
kyleryan2000 3 years ago
2:00 to 2:30 one of the best delivered jokes I've heard in a long time.
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fuck you ass hole
riderbermudez 3 years ago
Is he related to Kathy Griffin?
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BennyComa 3 years ago
Very funny! I laughed so hard when he did the mr. burns "excellent" impersonation
aerodynamicdeskset 3 years ago
lol the end is so funny yet o so true
millsy999kwl 3 years ago
yeah Einstein got a divorce
but he got married again
to his cousin...
:X
blehhh13 3 years ago
huh 2.0?? funniest part
VillageIdiotx 3 years ago
I laughed!
a1gaius 3 years ago
haha
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Amyzita 3 years ago
Man, that was funny!! LMAO!!
jayleeds2006 3 years ago
very good
wolfgang4061 3 years ago
this is random, but i think he would be a great joker in the next Batman movie... =D
GrandeP92 3 years ago
No one could possibly top Heath Ledger. But maybe a low budget batman.
KillerKabel 3 years ago
yeah, thats a given, nothing can top his performance in that, not even jonny dep in pirated of the carribean.... but i think if they were desperate for a joker, he would do the job...
GrandeP92 3 years ago
yea, i'm done talking now.
HolyDiver07 3 years ago
haha the last 40 seconds were the greatest
katix17 3 years ago
lmao
whollypink 3 years ago
I´m divorced and now i know why ... I´m a genius.
33jeci 3 years ago 54
@33jeci HA! A\
freedmanjoey 8 months ago
sweet
misocoolmisocool 3 years ago
lol.
drainoftheage369 3 years ago
1st
drainoftheage369 3 years ago
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mIzDaChUbZ 3 years ago 5
I know, that was the first time I've done it and let me tell you it feels GREAT. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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