Catch up: If the answer is 1,433 DAYS, what is the question? - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[Akoroth]

Is it

If Frankie Boyle makes an offensive joke tomorrow, how long will it take the public to get over it?

[pkmnguy2010]

how long would it take boris johnson to form a coherent sentence?

[robloxman59]

How long does it take Microsoft sam to read every message i have sent on PSN?

[PianoWizzy]

HOLY MOLY - IS THAT GREG PROOPS?

[danwarren97]

how long does it take me to do a sudoku

[danwarren97]

@MrWannabeComic LMFAO

[MwoStiles]

If Obama says that the troops will be out of Iraq in a few years, how long will it take, at a minimum?

[MrMischiefter]

If you get put on hold and told 'your call is important to us, please wait a moment', how long will you actually have to wait?

[HairyHariyama]

I liked the leap year one.

[TimTeruSML]

How long does it take me to get up in the morning

[doodlmaki]

Valve time.

[YeahNigguhhh]

if craig david can famously seduce a woman over 7 days, how long would it take Jo brand to seduce me?

[chibinekogirl101]

how long dose it take for my ungle to go to the bathroom?

[poppylwood2]

@issieplz2 i was thinking the exact same thing !!!

[issieplz2]

WAIT IS THAT THE GUY FROM TRUE JACKSON VP LOL

[SpinDizzyMR]

Is it, I've brutally murdered 15 women in cold blood, for how long will I be reenacting this on Grand Theft Auto 4 with free bed and board, shortly after being convicted in a UK court.

[MacauleyOliver]

How long will it take Justin Bieber to hit puberty after his 40th birthday?

[iJaydenn]

How long will it take a blonde girl to get this joke?

[MsAbixxx]

@iJaydenn

ah the classic blonde jokes, i do laugh at them, even though i'm blonde myself XD

[samtheman485]

@AHTDestroyer douchebag it's how long did it take for idiot americans to realise they made the biggest mistake in the history of the universe when they elected bush

[samtheman485]

@TwoFacedTom no it's How old does every creationist think the world is?

for wayne rooney it's How long does it take for him to read this post?

[LM118540]

How many days of surgery it would take katie price to look half as normal again?

[SoldierWarrior2011]

Is it how long until PSN and Xbox Live stop teasing each other?

[MrWickedjay]

is it hhow long the playstation network will acturlly get rid of the hackers and put psn back on

[MrWickedjay]

is how long does it take to share this youtube video to get to on facebooks page

[shoseki]

What was Lady GaGa's gestation period?

[fangopango]

Is it how long will it be before england actually have another ssunny day?

[StarryVision]

If Katie Price travelled around the world on her own, how long would it take her to get to Germany?

[finsher2008]

Is it how long will the 8+ people who disliked this video live?

[TheEvilEskimo]

I really like how Frankie's brain goes "Oh!It's the olympics > They happen every four years > So does a Leap year> I'm frankie boyle> Killing is fun> Leap year killer!

[KazDPK]

If the answer is 1433 Days what is the question?

How long does it take Ireland to win a Gold Medal in the Olympics

[TexiG]

How long is it before a blonde realizes its a microwave, not a television

[filmmakerkenny]

is it, how long does it take 2 go 2 new zealand on a ryan air fight

[HenryMedhurst]

Is it, the number of days it takes to receive something you bought from Hong Kong on ebay, despite emailing the seller repeatedly and paying for first class postage?!?!?!?!?

[callumsimmons]

i was going to say how long it takes stephen hawkins to ejaculate

[Y0Toad]

How long will PSN be down for?

[xXLuciferDarkheartXx]

How long will it take my ex girlfriend/best friend to just grow up and accept the fact that, yes, I am an existing human being whether she likes it or not. :D

[MizLuvOranges]

@xXLuciferDarkheartXx Agreed ^_^ except ex boyfriend.... xD 

[RPGaddictC]

the amount of time it will take until i can stop watching clips from mock the week

[draculon5]

is it, if I click a link now on my dads laptop, how long will it take to load?

[Szaam]

How long it will it take me to forgive a fat girl from my school for not being able to dance?

[TheRealBarnez]

Frankie knew it the whole time :P

[10400274]

hmm the leap year killer.......if no ones officially call dibs.........

[stickmanxDLOL]

how long until britain lose the 2012 olympics?

[stickmanxDLOL]

how long would it take to figure out who's ant and who's dec?

[robbiewazup]

0:57 completley frankie boyle all over nice one!

[blackoutninja]

if VALVe say they will release Episode 3 today, when will episode 3 be released?

[TheKid1551]

Is it, What is the year China will win the world cup

[TheKid1551]

@TheKid1551 ..i meant how ,long would it take for china to win the world cup

[TheRealBarnez]

@TheKid1551 yes, China will win the world cup in the year 1,433 days AD :P

[DeathofMarco]

Is it, How many times a day has George Michael managed to crash his car?

[muffigw7866]

Is it, the number of times a day people comment on the fucking dislike bar?

[upitpompey]

How long will it take Britian to recover from a day of snow?

[6oodfella]

How long has Ugly Betty been wearing that fuckin' brace for?

[stealthman951]

What is the maximum amount of time it will take, before I assassinate David Cameron?

[notts57]

for how long (x9,000) will people on youtube try to be funny by posting their own responses?

[robbiewazup]

how long do updates on your computer take

[hiddenbutdeadly]

how long can you live with just a toilet a fridge and running water?

[senorgrande1984]

How long would it take to find my sanity?

[kiddarkness12]

how long until phineas and ferb go back to school?

[joejk3]

How many days of the year is it raining in wales?

[dramaking85]

When will it next be sunny in england

[09rob1234]

how long does it take for a snobby actor to cross a beach?

[HyuugaCharlie]

it is, how long it takes for justin bieber to spell the alphabet?

[tago61]

what is the gap before kerry katona is pregnant again

[alliedsoldier99]

If I call the Merseyside Police now, how long will it take for them to get here?

[OTSTRETFORD]

"I think I offended Russel, I was texting him saying he should make the most of his striking resemblance to Baby P... He doesn't seem to have text back"

[drunkonmilk87]

@OTSTRETFORD why did you put the whole comment in quotation marks?

[friendofsgran]

is it how long before Greg says anything?

[greenstreetelite456]

Is it...how long has it been since we last saw SuBo?

[P0D35TA]

How long would you have to browse these pointless youtube comments before you came to dismiss life as a cruel game?

[AutoJew]

how long will it take for justin biber's balls to drop?

[ThePb895]

@AutoJew the answer to that is 'eternity'.

[KrakDag]

@ThePb895 meanwhile, inside Selena....

[ThePb895]

@KrakDag she had an affair?! :O

[RyanMurray93]

is it... how long would it take my wife to scratch her way out of that cellar with her bear finger nails, taking into account she doesn't starve to death during the process?

[edp6000]

how long it takes justin bieber to get an erection

[greenstreetelite456]

Is it, in Berlusconi's ideal world, for how long would he orgasm?

[AGOTV]

How long before Emile Heskey scores a goal for England?

[IrnMan1000]

How long does it take for Justin Beiber to take a shit?

[skaraflame]

how long until lady gaga stops releasing songs from her FIRST album?

[respectthecheese]

how long would it take me to get bored of mock the week :)

[rockandneverstop]

Is it, If you times this number by ten how long did it take Dappy to do the 2 times table?

[Kerriangel]

is it how long until everyone goes fuck it and blows up Parliment?

[AHTDestroyer]

For how long could I watch the world burn and not help thinking: Since when he fuck did America get dumb enough to actually elect Osamba Bin Laden-Oh no, wait, his name now is "Obama"- as president and head of the nuclear-weapons devision?

[JediSlayer22]

When Gary Glitter joined a dating agency, what did he put as his preferred age?

[holcat27]

Fow how long will this particular clip STILL make me lol ?

[celv1]

is it how long does it take Joe mcelderly to Wright a song lol

[EasyMovieStudios]

LMAO at frankies stephen hawking comment

[treker999]

according to al gore, how long do we all have left?

[Kerriangel]

it is how long it would take conspiracy theroists to get a life?

[149scrat]

Is it how long until people stop putting comments on this video about football?

[UKGangstas]

is it, how many days, untill heather mills is asked to star in the remake of 'Pirates of the Caribbean '?

[Experiment47]

How long after the general election do we realise the Tories are no better than Labour?

[aidenrule45]

is it when will mickey mouse fiinally admit he's banging minnie

[NewSuperAvenger]

i got mine! "how many days can you masturbate"

[justandy333]

Is it, How many days does it take for a student to actually do any work at uni?

[godofpencils]

How long before Madonna thinks 'maybe I shold stop adopting'.

[tearawreck]

Is the question: How long would it take for Susan Boyle to get just a quote at a local beauticians?

[tearawreck]

Alternate Question: How long is extra time in a Manchester United match?

[xSathya96x]

How long before Frankie boyle comes back to mock the week

[BethanyyLovesMcFlyyy]

He's not coming back :(

[PrincessBitchXx]

is it how long till man city acctually get good

[Throatmad2090]

Is it, when you refresh a page on Facebook, how long would you have to wait for your page to come back?

[killieboy93]

What is the shortest wait anyone has had when on hold from BT Helpline?

[Live4DreamMusic]

@killieboy93 i want to like your comment, but i don't want to ruin this moment when there's 69 thumbs up ;)

[thecarreyman2323]

how long will it take gordon brown to realise hes fuked up britain?

[Jonnyx2376]

if cod was recalled how long would it take for all the boys in the world commit suicide

[TheMagicMuffinx]

Is it, how long is the longest streak for constantly saying KILL ME done by Christopher Sands?

[HansoFoundo]

How long would it take to run around John Prescott?

[LuigiEspadachin]

Is it how long it seems like you're waiting for the 61 Bus?

[CaptainAndyman]

If Big Brother was cancelled today how long until anybody actually notices?

[Throatmad2090]

Is the question, For how long will John Terry have to sleep on the sofa?

[santis142]

haha gary glitters CV pmsl

[Throatmad2090]

Is the answer for, how many days has David Cameron be saying "I wish I was Prime Minister?"

[drkraid]

if i say i'm going to kill myself, how long will it take me to do so

[hidrokiliak]

how long does it feel like til your girlfriend gets off her period

[LauraEpicFails]

mm....travelling in asia...

[DAGEEMAN1]

How many days is 34,392 hours

[Kerriangel]

how long it would take for stephen hawking to do the london marathon???

[lfcizdabest]

How long will it take abu hamza to wrap his childrens christmas presents

[acdkat]

how long will it take for my nan to send a text?

[Kerriangel]

is it how far away I wish my GCSE exams were??

[mcjuvey1]

frankie boyle is a legend!!!!

and fuck he hates kerry katona lol

[250Trojan]

Frankie hates Katona!

[leeevans2009]

How many days a woman spends in newlook

[kathydacat]

@leeevans2009 THIS. I love New Look!

[Kerriangel]

I was going to say how long it'll be before the British troop srelaise they arent wanted in afganistan, but it toook them 30 years to realsie that they werent wanted in ireland, so it'll be longer than 1433 days!!

[Redheadfury]

You obviously don't know much about Afghanistan ;)

[JediSlayer22]

How long has it been since Kerry Katona wasn't pregnant.

[rcisthedriver]

about a week?

[JediSlayer22]

I'm saying that she's been continuously pregnant for 1,433 days.

[Kerriangel]

is it how long will Prince Charles will be king of you british before he dies of old age?

[360saurus]

is it how many days that gareth gates has has to wait before having an orgasim?

[IceTehHedgehog]

How long will it be before my therapist's body is found? :V

[JediSlayer22]

Is it "How long would it take me to crack one off to a photo of Victoria Beckham".

[hammerandclaw]

Is it how many days will The Daily Mail milk a story about a controversial television star?

[jarbydnjksd]

Is it how long it takes my stupidliy pathetic ex-girlfriend to realise that I don't lover her anymore?

[mortylad]

we all know your a virgin

[jarbydnjksd]

I don't want to have underaged sex though...

[GodOPoke]

Is it how many days it would take for Aardman to make a Wallace and Gromit porno?

[jorash123]

is it how long iy before first bus go bankrupt

or

ia it how long before bill agtes can get vista right

[ViralZ0ne]

How long do pointless YouTube arguments go on for?

[PPKit]

How long does it take Abu Hamza to make a ham and cheese sandwich?

[santis142]

Is it how long was Josef Fritzl's physiciatrist lesson?

[Chuff3dx]

haha good one

[Chuff3dx]

Is it, how long it took to get my luggage from Terminal 5?

[DdlyHeadshot]

No, you're missing a zeero off the end...

[stick1903]

GREG!!!!

[TehMcMantiS]

Is it if afghanistan had facebook.. how long would it take him to get a friend?

[manutd689908]

good one...(Y)

[TehMcMantiS]

Is it how long until some idiot on youtube stops looking to see if someone has commented back on their comment?

[TheDoctorFan2009]

how long until this video is removed from youtube due to WMG copyright??? lol, just a joke

[TehMcMantiS]

LOL xD

[chainsawgood123]

is it, after the year 2089, how long will queen elizabeth II have to live?

[TheDoctorFan2009]

when the USA and UK say we're withdrawing fro Iraq, how many days will it really happy in?

[Davey2503]

longer than that...

[Drummer3622]

Greg is hilarious on Who's line is it anyway x

[MilitantBlackGuy1]

andy is hilarious.

[paranoia4132]

He's pish.

[doughnutmonster1992]

if u dont like it dont watch it, so can u bugger off now

[ConicalRamirez]

if you don't like other peoples comments, don't read them.

[ConicalRamirez]

wow u have like 16 thumbs down but you are right about andy parsons being not funny and russell howard doing them sort of jokes you'd hear in school

[MiffyMoodles]

I knew he was gonna make a Katona joke. Always does :)

[evilassassin7]

Youd actually get a boner :| what is wrong with you? =O

[whattheholf91]

How long will it take Andy to make a genuinely funny joke?

[paranoia4132]

ever

[whattheholf91]

So I'm not the only one who thinks he's shit.

[sprucemaroose]

LOL does Andy have 30 youtube accounts? All negative comments towards him are getting pretty low scores. He is shit though.

[DainBramageStudios]

ive just moved into middlesborugh. How long will it be before im being fed through a tube

[camydoger]

1433 seconds.

[electradash11]

how long will it take for my brother t realise that he's a twat

[andos8888]

i'll give russell a million quid if he actually truly laughs at 1 of andys jokes