Maddox Signed Beef Jerky for Me

[RelVleDy]

Was Maddox just giving away free beef jerky!?! That Jack Links beef jerky bag retails for around $5. The jerky stick was closer to $1. Forget the signature my friend, Maddox just gave you a free $5.

[Langdell1989]

hahahahahahaahahhah badass

[TehRealCanadarocker]

Why didn't Maddox punch him?

[Terrance2786]

Dude..l would totally buy that on Ebay if you posted it..

[jb0433628]

Who is the pretty asian girl ?

[Langdell1989]

@jb0433628 it's his girlfriend

[Iad83]

I still go back and check out his page. I recall reading that stuff back in high school and laughing so damn hard.

I still recall the imagery of using John Deere machinery to shove hippies into pits.

[Peter01Fett]

That was probably the most delicious beef jerky in the existence of man-kind because Maddox signed it.

[KanyeTroll]

so it appears that you like eating Maddox's meat.

[0320407]

@KanyeTroll nice one!

[steelfukksw]

Beef Jrky and ΣΛDDX R0K0Hhi I AGREE. Try a breath mint as I pull my fukking dik out of ur face, LAwL!!!!!!

[vipernt7]

Beef jerky and Maddox rock. Don't agree.

[mikkodude]

Oh my god, you have everything now!

Everything you need!!

[homero980]

dude its incredible how can people love this guy by only making a extremely funny webpage, yep he's right always...

Cant belive thatt "mon's against maddox" really exist, moms can really be extremely ridiculous or a pain in the ass sometimes

[KRnFckXXX]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Maddox in the face. Chuck lost his foot and the rest of the bones in his body shattered.

[wwwdotyourmomdotcom]

Funny story, at the exact same time Bruce Lee got a spontaneous tumor induced by awesome overload and died from it.

[MysteryManoLove]

Irrelevant

[MetalOxy]

I agree.

[MetalOxy]

Indeed. Maddox lives forever.

[corpsegrinder2009]

kung fu to ur asshole diLOL!!! with my fucking dick!!! twat

[diefoo]

wat

[MetalOxy]

That corpsegrinder faggot has been going to a couple [or more] Maddox videos and posting stupid comments like this. He is a complete fail, and basically a slave to the Almighty Maddox who will one day melt his face somehow. :D

[str3qFeE]

lol rage

[regionalsaint]

You fags, nobody gives shit about that dude

[SoBeDragonXXV]

Bullshit, you will only become part of the pen you retard.

[Pwnagemonkey1]

NO.... I WOULD ABSORB HIS SIGNIATURE XD

Duh, im joking. Im just trying to say hes awesome.

[Pwnagemonkey1]

I wish he would sign the jerky. Then i could eat it, and become part of him.

[burntoast]

Lmao

[guitarist614]

well guys the stuff on site does piss him off, but in real life hes obviously not gonna act like a psycho thats why hes signing books and not locked in an insane asylum....

[OZ2YOU]

ha ha ha :)) OMG sell it on eBay you lucky bastard =))

[ShadowtailsST]

... I would give almost anything to buy that bag from you XD

[ChaosScourge777]

Maddox seems like a dick on his site, but he sounds like a pretty cool person to just give away beef jerky at a local book signing like that. That's badass.

[junkietomato]

I never ate beef jerky! Damn I wish I could find it here.

[mcschitty]

wow he's really a lot less angry eh? must be the royalties :)

[LeeUsa]

Maddox signed the BAG....not the jerky. What a let down.

[Chuckintologist]

Jack Links, the best kind of jerky there is.

[benlaroza]

What a nice guy.

[ELRLR]

I will kick your ass for only $5 (special discount) if you give that Beef jerky to me

[triagebarton]

It'll be $25 if you don't give it up.

[Hepathos]

I love how white americans always prove how idiots are they.

[FoolOfDoom]

I love your grammar.

[Hepathos]

If you learn hungarian, I will write on proper english, deal?

[delop]

did someone just care about grammar on the internet?

can someone say.. fag?

[FoolOfDoom]

I can say "you're a queer Delop", is that good enough? I hate people like you. "No need to care about grammar on the internet!" All you're doing is promoting laziness. Enjoy.

Hepathos. I don't have anything against people who can't use correct grammar.

[elliotsemler]

"How idiots are they." Uh-huh, whatever you say.

[Chiles]

Dude get a frame for the wrapper.

[eagles0515]

Can I buy that jerky from you?

[ViolentRiC]

You know, I used to assume you guys were kids - thirteen/fourteen year olds or something. The truth is far more disturbing. America, eh?

[ChristopherDone]

Generic-basement-dwelling-inte­rnet-condescenders, eh?

[Rushthatspeaks]

I thought your last name was spelled Doane?

[JohnKramer]

How's he a dumbass for getting beef jerky signed by Maddox?

[jungleland0912]

Hahaha great stuff! Beef jerky and Maddox. It doesen't get any manlier than that! :D

[KyntheGAME]

Hahaha! YOU'RE A DUMBASS!!!!

[jungleland0912]

You're the dumbass, you little twat. Maddox is the man!!! :)

nancy boys like you - please kill yourselfs.

[KyntheGAME]

who do you think was standing next to the guy filming it? Oh yeah, you know his user submissions?  Guess who's #1...bitch.

[edothefob]

Kynthegame is just jealous because I got a kickass beef jerky and he got a signed book (which many people have). Also.... He is a virgin.