@TheAffyman He means that identifying someone based on whether or not they wear a fedora is retarded because they're widely owned and worn. One could just as easily identify anyone in the 40s by using a fedora, which is why one is used here: the whole segment is a parody of old superhero serials from the 40s, 50s, and 60s. Also, fuck you.
@Sabohaque Whoa mate "fuck me"? calm down why are so annoyed at that. I just didn't understand what he meant by Unique. I asked if it was Notch's hat cos I thought it might of been a reference to him since he made one of the most successful indie games in the world. Sorry if that Pissed you off.
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Manager: Dear gentlemen how are we going to sell the next elders scrolls. I'm all out of ideas!
INDIE MAN: USE THE SAME TACTIC AS WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND DRAGON AGE AND DUNGEON AND DRAGONS AND COMBINE IT WITH SAME LOTR OLD BULLSHIT: DRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGON+LOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHIT
Firaxis Meeting: How do we make Civ V revolutionize the series?
Indie Man: Remove all strategy thus making the game too easy to win, also, add a crappy, underdone civ in an overpriced DLC pack over and over. Completely change the core mechanics that made previous Civilization games so successful.
Gentelman, Sonic Unleashed looks very nice! should we make more levels or ad something new? Let's add new character that is slow and he turns the game to the shitty slasher! ... Amazing! INDIE MAN!
EA SPORTS: How should we make NHL 13? Make it so it's just like TV with more goal cutscenes, a better fighting engine, accurate player faces, new Stanley Cup celebration, rotating goal light, 100% authentic goal horns for ALL teams.
@sirdavies94 put gabe newell in it and make him say how do we please our fans and than indie man comes in and he says dont talk or make anything about half life 3
Keiji Infuane:Alright guys, I want to get Dead Rising to the Wii, what should I do?
Indie Man: Make it you so you can only have one melee weapon
Keiji:Umm, okay, but-
Indie Man:Also remove the ability to jump, thus making a vast majority of the paths inaccessible,also remove the photography aspect, thus removing one of the most important parts of the gameplay.
Keiji:Alright, any ideas for the sequel?
Indie Man:Make it have a new character, then re-release it with Frank.
SquareEnix: We need ideas for our new Final Fantasy game.
Indie Man: Make it so that characters look like both men AND women at the same time. Plus set it in a sci-fi world because Final Fantasy VII sold really well and pretty much all of your FF games following did too, but didn't live up to it's predecessors hype.
Capcom: Guys, RE5 needs to be fantastic. How do we do it?
Indie Man: Turn it into an action game, and make your partner a brain-dead asshole who uses all of your F-Aid sprays and herbs when they've taken 10 percent damange, also make them waste every bit of ammo you give them exactly 3 minutes before a boss fight, causing you major problems. Also keep going with the over-the-shoulder view that's killed the entire series.
@HalfStepTides Ugh, last comment. If by, "killed the entire series," you mean making it more accessible and easier to control, thus making gameplay more fluid and responsive, then yes. TOTALLY killed.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? You'd rather your character control like a fucking tank? DURRR I CAN ONLY WALK FORWARD WHEN I'M NOT TURNING HERP
Bungie: Everyone's playing CoD! They've left Halo :( How do we get more people to play our game?
Indie Man: Put in a button that makes you invincible! Make it so you're slower than a snail! Make a semi-auto weapon so inaccurate it seems like it's made of cardboard!
Kojima Productions: Kojima: How do we make Metal gear more appealing to female gamers? indie man: Put some Yaoi jokes in it. Kojima: What!? Who thought of that crazy idea!? Indie man: Well I..uh..I..It's just a jo- Kojima: It's Brilliant!! *meanwhile at MGS: Peacewalker* Kaz: Snake....The sunsets are so pretty here... Snake: Are you feeling OK, kaz? MGS fan: Oh God no.....*shrivels* Yaoi fan: .......Yesh!! :D
Developer: GoldenEye for the Nintendo 64 revolutionized first person shooters and the multiplaying experience. If we are to bring that back and re-invent everything that was so good about the game to current standards, how would we go about remaking the game?
Indie Man: INJECT A BUNCH OF SHIT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM A TYPICAL CALL OF DUTY GAME AND MICHAEL CRAIG.
Developer: Golly! This is just what people have been asking for!
@salshasam Bobby Kotick: That's fucking brilliant! Just use the same technology. Quick someone take all his ideas and fire him so I can go back to rubbing myself with money
Manager: Gentlemen, we have a problem. Battlefield 3 needs to beat Modern Warfare 3 in sales, what can we do?
INDIE MAN: MAKE THEM FIND SERVERS IN A BROWSER WHICH LAUNCHES ORIGIN WHICH LAUNCHES BF3, REFUSE TO SELL IT ON A MAJOR COMPETITORS DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM, DUMP WINDOWS XP SUPPORT AND DX9 SUPPORT, MAKE GAMEPLAY EVEN MORE SHALLOW THAN EVER BEFORE.
Designer: Alright gentlemen, Activision has given us the right to develop Modern Warfare 3 together with Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer. How do we make it so it can top its preprocessors and reach for game of the year 2011?
Indie Man: Give it the same exact engine, animations, sounds, game modes, and game mechanics, fix none of the bugs and errors of the previous game, and add EXPLODING DOGS!
NetherRealm Studios meeting with Warner Bros. Studios:
Designer: How do we make loads of money we lost after midway went bankrupt and get new fans while losing old fans at the same time.
Indie Man: Bring back the MK3 unlimited use of special moves ended in MK:A, kill off half of the characters, Make many characters look even more retarded and at the same time make players buy more money for costumes and characters that should have came with it to begin with.
Designer: so how are we gonna make rayman 4 better than rayman 3?
Indieman: scrap the whole amazing platformer idea, remove all the old characters and make into an cheap party game that has almost nothing to do with rayman's story!
Activision: modern warfare 2 was a huge hit, but it was basically the same game as modern warfare 1, what should we do to make the new one better.
Indie man: forget that! Just continually sell the exact same game for years to come and make the morons think it's different by upgrading the graphics once in a while!
The irony of this video is that Indie Man is directly responsible for the worst things big corporations do, and had he not showed up the games he ruiend might have turned out all right
Capcom: Guys, Devil May Cry 4 was great, but it overshadowed by newer hack n slashers like Castlevania, God of War III and Bayonetta. It's been 3.5 years since the last Devil May Cry game. How do we make this one the best one yet?
Indie Man: Trust a shitty-ass company like Ninja Theory to develop the game, also make Dante an emo piece of shit who thinks smoking is cool. Lastly, put the game on the Unreal Engine...go ahead and do that.
Designer: Everyone loved the original series of Spyro and then had mixed views during The Legend Of Spyro series. So what's a way that we can make a new and improved Spyro for, "Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure", that topples all others?
Indie Man: Simple. Change Spyro's character design so he looks like a big-headed troll and turn all the characters into action figures so people can spend extra money just to play as them!
@rhnpeterson You know, normally I would agree with the whole "action figures" sold with games thing, but Skylanders actually looks pretty dope. The figures are like memory cards and store all of that characters data. Then you can switch them out on the fly. I think it looks pretty awesome, actually.
Designer: The Legend of Zelda has been one of the greatest selling and best rated adventure games for the NES so far. How do we follow up to a game this great?
Indie Man: Make it so it is a sidescrolling platformer with a really annoying rpg system and make it at an extremely hard difficulty before you have any good items. Also make the final boss impossible. Do that.
@AkimboNinjaPWN Psssh, get the fuck out of here. Link's Adventure was fantastic. Heaven forbid you ravenous fanboys get a Zelda game that isn't either a top-down action/adventure or Ocarina Of Time part 4435. Link's Adventure might have been vastly different but my God was it good. I used to (and still do) play the SHIT outta that game.
@AkimboNinjaPWN Why? Because I think you're the "lol fag" because you cling to the AVGN's nuts and say that a game is shit just because he does? Frankly I think that's the only reason people say Simon's Quest is shit too. I happened to like both games, and I think you sitting there and saying that a game as awesome as Link's Adventure sucks is ridiculous. Go crawl back into your cave, troll.
@chosentonessournotes umad? I do enjoy link's adv. It's just the weakest zelda game. That's like saying the worst flavor of pringles is loaded potato: it's still good. And I like Simon's quest too. The avgn is playing a character. He's LOOKING for things to make fun of, that's what makes his videos so funny. Don't get your panties up in a bunch, hipster.
Designer: Resident Evil 4 was a milestone in the series. How can we follow up to it and make a game that blends great shooting with puzzles and horror?
Indie Man: Make every setting during the day and make the zombies noticeable from across the map.
Designer: Okay, Bomberman has had thousands of fans, with thousands of scenarios. What can we do next?
Indie Man: Take Bomberman and turn him into a robot who has no personality, make the levels the exact same in design, make the game viciously hard because of dumb AI who spam the bombs everywhere, and DON'T INTRODUCE A SAVE SYSTEM, so when people die, they have to start over from level 1! Call it...Act Zero!
Bungie: Alright guys Halo ODST was alright. How can we make Reach even better?
Indie Man: Copy/Paste the standard Halo gameplay with a generic science fiction plot and new multiplayer modes because who the fuck ever played the campaign anyway? Go ahead and do that.
Bungie: AWESOME! We've only been doing that since Halo 1!!
@firedemon43 In New Super Mario Bros. Wii, you press a button and you get into a bubble. It's supposed to be used in multiplayer so if one player can't make a jump or something he can get into a bubble and let the others do it (the bubble moves along). However if all players (including when in Single Player) are in a bubble, it counts as losing a life and restarting the level from the start or a checkpoint.
@Shadedude100 Good - yes, I enjoyed it for what it's worth. Worthy successor to the classic sonic games - definately not. To be fair, it was only the first episode, we'll see how they'll handle future ones.
Designer: OK, how do we make the file share system great?
Indie Man: Make it so players can only post pictures and videos if they made them while they were online, and then also make it so they have to pay money in order to download their own videos to their computers.
infinity ward designer:modern warfare was a total sucess how do we make mw2 better? indieman: make one gun completely overpowered take out two claymores but add a way where you can technically have two over and over again, add inf. grenade launches and add a perk that gives gives them more power cause we all know grenade launchers are weak. designer:PERFECT
Designer: Alright gentlemen, Final Fantasy 13's reception wasn't the best. So how are we going to make Final Fantasy 14 the best Final Fantasy game of all time?
Indie Man: Release it months before its ready by concocting a bad interface, adding quest restrictions, and creating awful player and NPC economy so we can try to have a profit this quarter. Oh and then push back everything else by a year just in case...go ahead and do that!
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DICE: Alright, what we need to make a revolutionary weapon for the new Battlefield 3.
Indie Man: MAKE ALL SHOTGUNS SEVERELY OVERPOWERED AND ADD ROUNDS THAT EXPLODE ON CONTACT! OH, AND MAKE A FEW SHOTGUNS AUTOMATIC!
DICE: F▇▇ing brilliant.
TheShadowman60 1 week ago
@TheShadowman60 You do know that exploding bullets are called exploding points. along with automatic. AA12 for example. Quit bitching about it.
kay619rey 3 days ago
@TheShadowman60 You can say fuck on the internet.
BestMaxScheffel 17 hours ago
Haley Joel Osment - The Sixth Sense.
SHOTASHORTS 4 weeks ago
AH LIEK IT
master2497 1 month ago
Valve: ok, now what are we going to do with Half Life 3?
Indie Man:...nothing.
Valve:Brilliant!
RussianPenguin1 1 month ago 4
Kojima Productions:
OK MGS Rising is coming out with a brand new approach!
Indie man: TAKE OUT ALL STEALTH AND AIM IT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 9.
salshasam 1 month ago
Is that supposed to be Notch's hat? Pretty cool if it is.
TheAffyman 2 months ago
@TheAffyman no it's supposed to be a fedora. Notch's hat isn't unique.
cuckooclown101 2 months ago
@cuckooclown101 What do you mean unique?
TheAffyman 2 months ago
@TheAffyman He means that identifying someone based on whether or not they wear a fedora is retarded because they're widely owned and worn. One could just as easily identify anyone in the 40s by using a fedora, which is why one is used here: the whole segment is a parody of old superhero serials from the 40s, 50s, and 60s. Also, fuck you.
Sabohaque 1 month ago
@Sabohaque Whoa mate "fuck me"? calm down why are so annoyed at that. I just didn't understand what he meant by Unique. I asked if it was Notch's hat cos I thought it might of been a reference to him since he made one of the most successful indie games in the world. Sorry if that Pissed you off.
TheAffyman 1 month ago
@TheAffyman This came out before Minecraft and Notch became popular... It's doubtful if they meant to make his hat Notch's.
Lobstaarr 1 month ago
@Lobstaarr Alright then :) good point
TheAffyman 1 month ago
@TheGroveling Something we can agree on.
MilkyMayo 2 months ago
Gay AS FUCK
bigblue2299 2 months ago
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Manager: Dear gentlemen how are we going to sell the next elders scrolls. I'm all out of ideas!
INDIE MAN: USE THE SAME TACTIC AS WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND DRAGON AGE AND DUNGEON AND DRAGONS AND COMBINE IT WITH SAME LOTR OLD BULLSHIT: DRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGON+LOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHITLOTRBULLSHIT
TheGroveling 2 months ago
@TheGroveling Obvious troll is obvious.
MilkyMayo 2 months ago
@MilkyMayo it's not a troll ..... mw really sucks OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT MODERN WARFARE SUCKS yes IT REALLY SUCKS
TheGroveling 2 months ago
@TheGroveling Fuck you faggot Skyrim kicks any game you finger off to
MrSoccermania12 1 month ago
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TheGroveling 1 month ago
@MrSoccermania12 how are we going to make skyrim funny?
indieman: MAKE ARROW IN THE KNEE JOKES AND MAKE THEM SO STUPID THAT MOST OF THE JOKE MAKERS EVEN DON'T PLAY SKYRIM
TheGroveling 1 month ago
Firaxis Meeting: How do we make Civ V revolutionize the series?
Indie Man: Remove all strategy thus making the game too easy to win, also, add a crappy, underdone civ in an overpriced DLC pack over and over. Completely change the core mechanics that made previous Civilization games so successful.
Sid Meier: Perfect!
KenshiNewgrounds 2 months ago
Nintendo Staff Meeting: How do we make Mario Kart 7 the best in the series?
Indie Man: Remove all the major characters people buy the game to play as and replace them with three newcomers nobody's ever heard of.
Nintendo Staff Meeting: BETTER THAN OUR IDEA TO CUT BATTERY LIFE ON THE 3DS TO IMPLEMENT AN ACTIVITY LOG!
Lobstaarr 2 months ago
Infinity ward: Okay guys how are we gonna sell mw3 more than mw2.
Indie man: Don't change anything in the game!
Infinity ward: PERFECT!
*mw3 breaks record sales*
Indie man: WTF?!?!
kutu4567 2 months ago 121
@kutu4567 PLUS MAKE SOME EUROPEAN CAPITAL EXPLODE SO IT GETS BANNED AND IT'S GETS BADASS STATUS
TheGroveling 2 months ago
@kutu4567 i love you :'_)
unknownkiller00 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoccoB64
@kutu4567 indie man:ANOTHER GREAT IDEA PUT THE CALL OF DUTY LOGO ON ANYTHING AND SELL IT WE WILL EARN MILLIONS EVER TIME WE DO THIS!
unknownkiller00 1 month ago
@unknownkiller00 Indie man sabotages game producers, not helps them.
RonMailbox 1 month ago
@RonMailbox exacly its a bad idea
unknownkiller00 1 month ago
@kutu4567 More like
Indie Man: DO SOMETHING NEW!
Infinity Ward: PERFECT!
*MW4 tanks* - THEY SHOULD STICK TO WHAT MADE THEM GOOD-
rosenblooom 3 weeks ago
@rosenblooom no, just no
blehface3000 1 week ago
UbiSoft Meeting:
Game Designer: Alright, guys, we need to make Revelations unique! What can we put in it to make it different than the rest?
Indie Man: Put bombs that need to be made manually, and making them is such a pain that nobody will ever use them!
GD: Genius!
INDIE MAN!!!
Gleda4a 3 months ago
This reminds me of those "development meeting" Hejibits comics.
"New Sonic game blah blah blah we need a story! Ideas?"
"... deviantART fan fiction."
"BRILLIANT YOU ARE PROMOTED GIVE ME MORE"
baconlabs 3 months ago
Gentelman, Sonic Unleashed looks very nice! should we make more levels or ad something new? Let's add new character that is slow and he turns the game to the shitty slasher! ... Amazing! INDIE MAN!
GuyWithChainsaw666 3 months ago
Mojang meeting:
Jeb: So, Minecraft shall be finally released today, anything we need to add?
Notch: ...
Jeb: Markus, why are you getting changed!?
UberOfFP 3 months ago
Indie Man's Journal. November 2011... Fanboy carcass in alley. Tyre treads on CoD shirt...
This city's afraid of me; i've seen it's true face...
ChezJamesy 3 months ago
Developers: Alright, Saints Row 2 was a fun title, sold relatively well. What improvements should we-
Indie Man: STUPID LOOKING CAT PRE-ORDER BONUSES THAT ANNOY EVERYONE!
Developers: Genius!
Grifwich 3 months ago 4
my hero <3
zeroinked 3 months ago
EA SPORTS: How should we make NHL 13? Make it so it's just like TV with more goal cutscenes, a better fighting engine, accurate player faces, new Stanley Cup celebration, rotating goal light, 100% authentic goal horns for ALL teams.
MGSDude01 3 months ago
poor Harmonix XD
TheSmashBadger 4 months ago
Blizzard: How to we make sure that Starcraft 2 brings the best possible multiplayer experience to the table?
Indie Man: REMOVE LAN CONNECTIONS, MAKE EVERYTHING ONLINE
Blizzard: MAKE HIM GRAND MASTERS FOREVER
Antifrost 4 months ago in playlist More videos from RoccoB64
Please make indie man pt 2 there's so many more things to do it with!
sirdavies94 4 months ago 126
@sirdavies94 put gabe newell in it and make him say how do we please our fans and than indie man comes in and he says dont talk or make anything about half life 3
bi11yareweird 2 months ago
Lol D.J. Hero cost about 40 dollars
WDParsell 4 months ago
@WDParsell ... Oooh... Now I get it.... LOL
Ozitiho 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
go ahead and do that
MyDoominateR 4 months ago
Back when it was relevent...
EIDOS: Tomb Raider 2 was a hit people! What can we do to make the next game even better?!
George Wood: BREAST CANCER.
EIDOS: I like it!
If you get the reference, you win the internets.
chosentonessournotes 4 months ago
@chosentonessournotes hehehehe navgtr
CyOrion 2 months ago
Keiji Infuane:Alright guys, I want to get Dead Rising to the Wii, what should I do?
Indie Man: Make it you so you can only have one melee weapon
Keiji:Umm, okay, but-
Indie Man:Also remove the ability to jump, thus making a vast majority of the paths inaccessible,also remove the photography aspect, thus removing one of the most important parts of the gameplay.
Keiji:Alright, any ideas for the sequel?
Indie Man:Make it have a new character, then re-release it with Frank.
Keiji: GENIUS!!!
symbiote111 4 months ago
dammit indie man, so your the one who thought of that stupid suicide button huh, YOU SUCK!
KEWLPIXELGAMERZ 4 months ago
Game company: What should our upcoming game (insert bad game here) be like?
Indie man: (describe bad game)
Game company: GENIUS
- every comment on this video
chafenhimer 4 months ago 3
@chafenhimer
What a hipster comment.
10lettername 4 months ago
@10lettername heh, i made indie man jokes BEFORE they were popular
chafenhimer 4 months ago
SquareEnix Meeting
SquareEnix: We need ideas for our new Final Fantasy game.
Indie Man: Make it so that characters look like both men AND women at the same time. Plus set it in a sci-fi world because Final Fantasy VII sold really well and pretty much all of your FF games following did too, but didn't live up to it's predecessors hype.
SquareEnix: Why didn't we think of this before!?
INDIE MAN!
Markell1991 4 months ago
Bioware meeting
Bioware: Alright, guys how do we redeem our fans after the horrendous disappoint dragon age 2?
Indie man: ADD MULTIPLAYER TO MASS EFFECT 3!
Bioware: Brilliant!
RickyForStation 4 months ago
Capcom Meeting
Capcom: Guys, RE5 needs to be fantastic. How do we do it?
Indie Man: Turn it into an action game, and make your partner a brain-dead asshole who uses all of your F-Aid sprays and herbs when they've taken 10 percent damange, also make them waste every bit of ammo you give them exactly 3 minutes before a boss fight, causing you major problems. Also keep going with the over-the-shoulder view that's killed the entire series.
Capcom: MAKE IT HAPPEN.
HalfStepTides 4 months ago
@HalfStepTides If by killed the series you mean turned out the most critically acclaimed fantastic iteration ever. Then sure.
Taerdin 4 months ago
@Taerdin
RE3 and Code Veronica is better. By FAR.
HalfStepTides 4 months ago
@HalfStepTides Ugh, last comment. If by, "killed the entire series," you mean making it more accessible and easier to control, thus making gameplay more fluid and responsive, then yes. TOTALLY killed.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? You'd rather your character control like a fucking tank? DURRR I CAN ONLY WALK FORWARD WHEN I'M NOT TURNING HERP
chosentonessournotes 4 months ago
Capcom: How do we make resident evil 4 for 3ds the best game ever?
Indie man: Make it so you can only play the game once and then you have to buy a new game!
Capcom: Brilliant
firebirdmpk 5 months ago
Capcom meeting:
Capcom designer: guys, Devil May Cry 4 soled pretty good but how do we top it?
Indie Man: Try Rebooting the story and remake Dante as an emo teen with issues
Capcom designer: BRILLIANT!!!
KBhunter2003 5 months ago 2
"I like it" - Garrett Hunter, 2010
ZeetherKID77 5 months ago 2
Any ideas to improve Starcraft 2 multiplayer?
Indie man: How about removing all Lan posibilities on any mode whatsoever.
Ryosuke1208 5 months ago
that explains a lot
Bannersnake 5 months ago
I lyke it.
KrykoStorm 5 months ago
@AHarmlessBystander Compare the population of Reach to the population of previous Halo games at the same time past release.
SmashingPixels 5 months ago
@AHarmlessBystander Shit son, in what way?
SmashingPixels 5 months ago
Youtube people
Youtube user: Ok what should I use as my comment to get thumbs up
Indie Man: copypasta and edit!
Youtube user: Let's do it!
Detth2you 5 months ago
@Detth2you
Guys, how can we make this comment funny
USE THE OVERUSED LIKE/DISLIKE RATIO COMMENT!!
Perfect!
TheStimpyland 5 months ago 5
@TheStimpyland
that's...kind of what I meant...
Detth2you 5 months ago
@Detth2you
I know lol
TheStimpyland 5 months ago
Infinity Ward Meeting:
Designer: Ok guys, time to make Modern Warfare 3. Any ideas?
Indie Man: Bring back the UMP except with an even faster rate of fire.
Designer: Ship it!
shadowtrooper21 5 months ago
EA Meeting:
Designer: Ok guys, time to make Battlefield 3. Any ideas?
Indie Man: Make it play exactly like Bad Company 2 and make it really pretty to distract people.
Designer: Perfect!
shadowtrooper21 5 months ago
Capcom:
Head of PR: Okay gentlemen, we seem to be going through a little rough patch. How do you suggest we get the public on our side?
Indie Man: Cancel Megaman Legends 3!
Head of PR: Brilliant! I'll fire Inafune right now!
FostersNation 5 months ago 4
Bungie Studios:
Bungie: Everyone's playing CoD! They've left Halo :( How do we get more people to play our game?
Indie Man: Put in a button that makes you invincible! Make it so you're slower than a snail! Make a semi-auto weapon so inaccurate it seems like it's made of cardboard!
Bungie: FUCKING OH MY GOD GENIUS
SmashingPixels 5 months ago
asuna07neros 5 months ago 2
ea:how we make bf3 better
indie man:remove the funny jokes
ea:OMG GENIUS
elitemarcus100 5 months ago
Hi I'm indie man and Games for Windows Live was my idea.
INDIE MAN
maneatingsheep 5 months ago
Developer: GoldenEye for the Nintendo 64 revolutionized first person shooters and the multiplaying experience. If we are to bring that back and re-invent everything that was so good about the game to current standards, how would we go about remaking the game?
Indie Man: INJECT A BUNCH OF SHIT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM A TYPICAL CALL OF DUTY GAME AND MICHAEL CRAIG.
Developer: Golly! This is just what people have been asking for!
EvilTediz597 5 months ago
@EvilTediz597 Who's Michael Craig?
xnightshadyx 5 months ago
@xnightshadyx
Ah I screwed up. Wrong British actor. Daniel Craig.
-_-
EvilTediz597 5 months ago
How do we make Modern Warfare 3 the best sequel ever!?
Indie Man: USE THE SAME OLD SHIT TECHNOLOGY
salshasam 5 months ago 56
@salshasam Bobby Kotick: That's fucking brilliant! Just use the same technology. Quick someone take all his ideas and fire him so I can go back to rubbing myself with money
Crash774 2 months ago
More indie man!!! :D
This would be the most awesome spin off ever XD
lonerkyle02 5 months ago
IW Meeting:
Robert Bowling: So, how are we going to make MW3, a more enjoyable experience?
Indie man: Do what you always do
Robert so-bald-head-his-head-can-be-used-for-bowling: PERFECT!!!
TheShadowman60 5 months ago
i like it
nicedog79 5 months ago
lololol mario bros. it's funny because it's true.
Yamtendo 5 months ago
GREEN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NailsAndGasoline 6 months ago
He says "dying" funny
QuikDJ 6 months ago
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeen daaaaaaaaaaay!..... Seriously....no
TheLegendOfJordan 6 months ago
Square Enix Sales Manager - Dues Ex HR will be released soon, how do we get people to spend their money on it?
Indie Man - TEAM FORTRESS 2 PROMOTIONS!
Sales Manager - MAGNIFICENT!
UberOfFP 6 months ago 8
@carcotasu08 GODDAMMIT. Beat me to it!
DylanofMD 6 months ago
Manager: Gentlemen, we have a problem. Battlefield 3 needs to beat Modern Warfare 3 in sales, what can we do?
INDIE MAN: MAKE THEM FIND SERVERS IN A BROWSER WHICH LAUNCHES ORIGIN WHICH LAUNCHES BF3, REFUSE TO SELL IT ON A MAJOR COMPETITORS DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM, DUMP WINDOWS XP SUPPORT AND DX9 SUPPORT, MAKE GAMEPLAY EVEN MORE SHALLOW THAN EVER BEFORE.
Manager: PERFECT
s0beit 6 months ago 40
@s0beit who uses XP? Seriously?
majsbullen 3 months ago
@majsbullen I will maul you.
Zant5976 3 months ago
@s0beit why do you care all you do is hake vido gaem
PeopleR2sensitive 3 months ago
Now do one for BF3 and it's complete fucking idiots - EA!
ZombieDawgs 6 months ago
Raven Software meeting:
Designer: Alright gentlemen, Activision has given us the right to develop Modern Warfare 3 together with Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer. How do we make it so it can top its preprocessors and reach for game of the year 2011?
Indie Man: Give it the same exact engine, animations, sounds, game modes, and game mechanics, fix none of the bugs and errors of the previous game, and add EXPLODING DOGS!
Designer: Somebody give this man a promotion!
3JL33T 6 months ago 8
Nintendo Meeting:
Designer: Ok, how do we make the new Zelda game different?
Indie Man:Add a new Item!
Designer:GENIUS!
SuperSmuffer 6 months ago 8
Fraxis meeting
Alright Civ 5 is almost done but we can add some cool things so what dhould we do?
Indie Man: Give the people 3/4 of the civs from 4, make the game really buggy, make diplomacy pointless, only release DLC, yeah do that.
pivot1022 6 months ago in playlist INDIE
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PearIsAStar 6 months ago
Designer: "Ok, people have been waiting 12 years for Duke Nukem Forever, how do we blow their minds."
Indie Man: "Lots and lots of puzzles with extremely broken physics!"
Designer: "Genius!"
LuketheSpartan 6 months ago
NetherRealm Studios meeting with Warner Bros. Studios:
Designer: How do we make loads of money we lost after midway went bankrupt and get new fans while losing old fans at the same time.
Indie Man: Bring back the MK3 unlimited use of special moves ended in MK:A, kill off half of the characters, Make many characters look even more retarded and at the same time make players buy more money for costumes and characters that should have came with it to begin with.
Designer: By the hammer of thor YES!
igyoung13 6 months ago
BioWare Meeting:
Designer: Dragon Age Origins was a huge success. Let's get some ideas for the sequel.
Indie Man: Remove almost everything fans of the original enjoyed, and alter what's left to the point that it's nearly unrecognizable!
Designer: ... Someone get this man a raise.
xnightshadyx 6 months ago
I want moar freakin Indie Man
Phisk3n 6 months ago
Ubisoft meeting:
Designer: so how are we gonna make rayman 4 better than rayman 3?
Indieman: scrap the whole amazing platformer idea, remove all the old characters and make into an cheap party game that has almost nothing to do with rayman's story!
Desinger: BRILLIANT
sailoreris123 6 months ago 10
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sailoreris123 6 months ago
Treyarch: How can we make Black Ops a top seller?
Indie man: Mimic everything Modern Warfare 2 did, but not very well!
Treyarch: Perfect!
rsm3107 6 months ago 8
Activision: modern warfare 2 was a huge hit, but it was basically the same game as modern warfare 1, what should we do to make the new one better.
Indie man: forget that! Just continually sell the exact same game for years to come and make the morons think it's different by upgrading the graphics once in a while!
Activision: PERFECT!
TotalitarianPacMan 6 months ago 10
The irony of this video is that Indie Man is directly responsible for the worst things big corporations do, and had he not showed up the games he ruiend might have turned out all right
frankenvonvogler 7 months ago
@frankenvonvogler That's not so much irony as it is the entire premise of the joke.
xnightshadyx 6 months ago 6
@xnightshadyx i kind of realised that about an hour after making the comment
gee frankenvonvogler you sure are smrt
frankenvonvogler 6 months ago
Blizzard meeting:
Designer: Starcraft was so good that people are still buying it 10 years after it's release. How do we make sure Starcraft II sells this much copies?
Indie Man: Divide Starcraft II into 3 games and claim they're all different from each other!
Designer: EXACTLY!
Haxx1234 7 months ago 3
@Haxx1234 meh, blizzard usally does really good with their games so what ever it doesn't matter.
pivot1022 6 months ago
Microsoft meeting : lets ´make a console that breaks down so people has to go get it repaired or buy a new one
Indie Man : you took the words right out of my mouth
cyberfennek 7 months ago 5
Capcom: Guys, Devil May Cry 4 was great, but it overshadowed by newer hack n slashers like Castlevania, God of War III and Bayonetta. It's been 3.5 years since the last Devil May Cry game. How do we make this one the best one yet?
Indie Man: Trust a shitty-ass company like Ninja Theory to develop the game, also make Dante an emo piece of shit who thinks smoking is cool. Lastly, put the game on the Unreal Engine...go ahead and do that.
DevilRebellion 7 months ago
@DevilRebellion BOOOOOOOOO
shadeyiscool 7 months ago
Konami: We need to add a new, exciting feature to metal gear solid.
Indie Man: Make Snake move EVEN SLOWER!!!
999ReaperIII 7 months ago 2
Duke Nukem meeting
Designer: This game's almost done, but it's a little boring. I think it needs a little something extra...
Indie Man: Wait 10 years to release it!
Designer: IT WILL DEFINITELY LIVE UP TO THE HYPE!
Ichiboy900 7 months ago 11
Designer: How are we gonna follow up Prototype people?
Indie man: Do a MGS2; play some pussy instead of the character from the first game, only this time make Alex Mercer also the antagonist.
Designer: My god... I love it!
MarkArandjus 7 months ago
Gabe Newell: So, now that we have Portal 2 on the drawing board, there's just one question- how do we top Portal 1?
Indie Man: HAAAAAAAAAAATS!
Gabe Newell: Err, I really don't think that's-
Robin Walker: That's the greatest idea I've ever heard!
Csp499 7 months ago 49
EA Meeting:
Developer: Okay guys, how do we make SSX (2012) the best one yet?
Indie Man: Make it nothing like SSX Tricky
Developer: Genius!
mengzor 7 months ago
Activision Meeting:
Designer: Everyone loved the original series of Spyro and then had mixed views during The Legend Of Spyro series. So what's a way that we can make a new and improved Spyro for, "Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure", that topples all others?
Indie Man: Simple. Change Spyro's character design so he looks like a big-headed troll and turn all the characters into action figures so people can spend extra money just to play as them!
Designer: ...God has spoken.
rhnpeterson 7 months ago
@rhnpeterson You know, normally I would agree with the whole "action figures" sold with games thing, but Skylanders actually looks pretty dope. The figures are like memory cards and store all of that characters data. Then you can switch them out on the fly. I think it looks pretty awesome, actually.
chosentonessournotes 4 months ago
Zelda meeting in the 80's:
Designer: The Legend of Zelda has been one of the greatest selling and best rated adventure games for the NES so far. How do we follow up to a game this great?
Indie Man: Make it so it is a sidescrolling platformer with a really annoying rpg system and make it at an extremely hard difficulty before you have any good items. Also make the final boss impossible. Do that.
AkimboNinjaPWN 8 months ago 2
@AkimboNinjaPWN Easy way to beat the final boss: Be at the outmost left, face right, duck, press 'B' repeatedly like a madman.
?????
You completed the game!
NetConsole 5 months ago
@AkimboNinjaPWN Psssh, get the fuck out of here. Link's Adventure was fantastic. Heaven forbid you ravenous fanboys get a Zelda game that isn't either a top-down action/adventure or Ocarina Of Time part 4435. Link's Adventure might have been vastly different but my God was it good. I used to (and still do) play the SHIT outta that game.
chosentonessournotes 4 months ago
@chosentonessournotes Lol fag.
AkimboNinjaPWN 4 months ago
@AkimboNinjaPWN Why? Because I think you're the "lol fag" because you cling to the AVGN's nuts and say that a game is shit just because he does? Frankly I think that's the only reason people say Simon's Quest is shit too. I happened to like both games, and I think you sitting there and saying that a game as awesome as Link's Adventure sucks is ridiculous. Go crawl back into your cave, troll.
chosentonessournotes 4 months ago
@chosentonessournotes umad? I do enjoy link's adv. It's just the weakest zelda game. That's like saying the worst flavor of pringles is loaded potato: it's still good. And I like Simon's quest too. The avgn is playing a character. He's LOOKING for things to make fun of, that's what makes his videos so funny. Don't get your panties up in a bunch, hipster.
AkimboNinjaPWN 4 months ago
I take it DJ Hero costs 40 bucks? :3
RabMaksim 8 months ago 4
@RabMaksim It is now XD
maxninja09 7 months ago
@RabMaksim ...i bought it for 30 =3
BlackHawkGaming 7 months ago
Capcom meeting:
Designer: Resident Evil 4 was a milestone in the series. How can we follow up to it and make a game that blends great shooting with puzzles and horror?
Indie Man: Make every setting during the day and make the zombies noticeable from across the map.
Designer: Someone, write this down.
DeeJayJive 8 months ago 10
@DeeJayJive their not even zombies lol
poe547 6 months ago
@poe547 Mr. Literal is the video for you.
DeeJayJive 6 months ago
@DeeJayJive yes... yes it is... did you not see the for poe547 before it started??? you did not??? hmmm weird
poe547 6 months ago
@poe547 What?
DeeJayJive 6 months ago
@DeeJayJive exactly
poe547 6 months ago
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DeeJayJive 8 months ago
Gamefreak meeting:
Designer: So, what's the idea for our next best Pokemon game?
Indie Man: Take one of our your old games and make it with TWO screens!
Designer: MY GOD.
ZephernVideos 8 months ago 4
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Hudson Meeting:
Designer: Okay, Bomberman has had thousands of fans, with thousands of scenarios. What can we do next?
Indie Man: Take Bomberman and turn him into a robot who has no personality, make the levels the exact same in design, make the game viciously hard because of dumb AI who spam the bombs everywhere, and DON'T INTRODUCE A SAVE SYSTEM, so when people die, they have to start over from level 1! Call it...Act Zero!
Designer: *gasp* ... THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
Ethanodd1 8 months ago 3
EA Meeting
Designer: What's next for need for speed?
Indie Man: FREE RUNNING!
Designer: Genius.
GuiltyUniverse 8 months ago 2
Call of duty meeting:
Activivsion: Alright what should we bring out for MW3?
Indieman:Copy and paste the graphics and guns From MW2! And just add 2 new things that barely make a difference!
Activision: Perfect, we've only been doing it since every call of duty!
razorman715 8 months ago 8
Sony meeting:
Designer: PS Vita has the opportunity to challenge the 3ds. what do we do to make it better?
Indie Man: copy the exact same features and give it a shorter battery life!!!!....go ahead do that.
uberhaxor69 8 months ago
Bungie: Alright guys Halo ODST was alright. How can we make Reach even better?
Indie Man: Copy/Paste the standard Halo gameplay with a generic science fiction plot and new multiplayer modes because who the fuck ever played the campaign anyway? Go ahead and do that.
Bungie: AWESOME! We've only been doing that since Halo 1!!
THEJACKAL09 8 months ago
i still don't get the bubble thing
firedemon43 9 months ago
@firedemon43 In New Super Mario Bros. Wii, you press a button and you get into a bubble. It's supposed to be used in multiplayer so if one player can't make a jump or something he can get into a bubble and let the others do it (the bubble moves along). However if all players (including when in Single Player) are in a bubble, it counts as losing a life and restarting the level from the start or a checkpoint.
NanTheDark 8 months ago
SLAP SOME RETRO GRAPHICS ON IT.
HOLY SHIT, THIS GAME IS SO RETRO.
MrBrassBalls 9 months ago
@Shadedude100 Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
HarvestGod 9 months ago
@Shadedude100 Good - yes, I enjoyed it for what it's worth. Worthy successor to the classic sonic games - definately not. To be fair, it was only the first episode, we'll see how they'll handle future ones.
HarvestGod 9 months ago
Bungie meeting:
Designer: OK, how do we make the file share system great?
Indie Man: Make it so players can only post pictures and videos if they made them while they were online, and then also make it so they have to pay money in order to download their own videos to their computers.
Designer: PERFECT!!!!
CashMoneyN56 9 months ago
@CashMoneyN56 Doing it wrong.
SeanStanziani 9 months ago
Today I was on the subway and I suddenly thought of Rocko schouting "GREEN DAY!" and I burst out laughing.
KMxHearts 10 months ago
infinity ward designer:modern warfare was a total sucess how do we make mw2 better? indieman: make one gun completely overpowered take out two claymores but add a way where you can technically have two over and over again, add inf. grenade launches and add a perk that gives gives them more power cause we all know grenade launchers are weak. designer:PERFECT
Thechannymanny0 10 months ago
Sega meeting:
Designer: Alright, any ideas on the new Sonic game?
Indie Man: Do what you always do.
Designer: PERFECT
efperel 10 months ago 176
@efperel SICK BRO YOU QUOTED THE VID!
TheDonkyPuncher 7 months ago
@TheDonkyPuncher
I did not :'C
efperel 7 months ago
Square Enix Meeting:
Designer: Alright gentlemen, Final Fantasy 13's reception wasn't the best. So how are we going to make Final Fantasy 14 the best Final Fantasy game of all time?
Indie Man: Release it months before its ready by concocting a bad interface, adding quest restrictions, and creating awful player and NPC economy so we can try to have a profit this quarter. Oh and then push back everything else by a year just in case...go ahead and do that!
Designer: I love it!
JediFan421 10 months ago 6
Nintendo Meeting:
Designer: Metroid Other M is our most innovative Metroid game to date. How do we integrate this into a story?
Indie Man: Turn Samus into a giant pussy that never shuts the fuck up.
Designer: Greenlight it!
boomwarrior13 10 months ago 100
@boomwarrior13 SO DID YOU!!! :D
TheDonkyPuncher 7 months ago
@boomwarrior13 Wow, you didn't notice Samus is a girl yet?
CarbineerKenny 6 months ago
@CarbineerKenny And that justifies the fact that they made her character goddamn insufferable in that game how?
lolzforfun1337 6 months ago