How to Piss off a Geek

[Frowardkiller]

You looked like you were about to cry! xD I bet you got blocked from the internet a second time didnt you?

[yumi4567]

it piss me of to and im dumb

[ocarinadude12]

You could also ask, what is Star Wars? As a geek I know it would piss me off :P

[skins815]

what u goin to cry

[TheMaxMartinShow]

where does he live??



[NorthEastRegional]

I would've gone down to the desk and tell them I want to cancel my stay and demand a refund!

[dizzious]

This is where you plug an etherkiller into their network before you leave. 

[aleczskater]

what the heck =))) they are fkin stupid =))

[UncleFerdinand]

January fifth is my birthday.

[harisfaheem]

keep clicking 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9. for epic faces like *

[TheMolomama]

Loved watching your facial expressions. You looked like you were about to cry towards the end. Sorry it was a horrid experience.

[rysliv]

if she unblocked you, why cant she again? Prolly only used like 200 megs of bandwidth?  and she cant pernounce your name "pirilluuu"

[alemirdikson]

She's like "what the hell is 'bandwidth'?!?!?"

[dezent]

Just change your mac address and stop crying.

[beansterman1998]

Did she just tell you to minimize the bandwidth? WTF.

[mozdonny]

What is the problem with bandwidth? It equals 'rate of data transfer'.

Also, why contract an ISP with such conditions? Go 4 limitless transfer.

[protious]

um uhhh ummm uuhhhhh ummm uhhhh hmm uuuhh purilleo. LOL



[Ethanace]

Hey Chris, count yourself lucky, over here in the UK we frequently get calls (sometimes multiple times a day) from Indians, claiming their name is "James" or some other common English name, saying they are calling from "Microsoft tech support" or "Windows tech support" which in itself sounds stupid already. They then proceed to say they have been getting error reports from your computer, and then they ask you to visit a site and download a file. The file is obviously spyware. *Facepalm*

[morgantey]

oh behave Chris. Joker. haha

[reallovesearchers]

at least she spoke english!

[gundambob646]

@reallovesearchers well its a internal hotel thing in the states. its not like calling dell (india) i mean hahahaa. Thats part of the reasons i don't buy dell anymore.

[ta123rd]

WOW........you ARE a fucking nerd, lol.

[NpaMattAlan]

Pirilu Lol

[eraf]

Libbypwns has a new Geek Chic video :) Search her brah

[PolyphonicPress]

You want to know how to piss off a geek? Just say the following sentence: "My favourite character from Star Track is Opey One Kenopi" Their head will literally explode. Go ahead, try it!

[SketchAmyButterflies]

@PolyphonicPress Ay me, you're absolutely correct; I'm writhing just reading that.

[JayFubar]

euhm blah-blah euhm blah-blah-blah euhm lolz L2Speak woman

[captndamnit]

waste of space

[hyungsup2]

Stop downloading PORN!!!!! I'll tell on your wife!!!!!

If you were a true geek you sould have used avi files to record this video.

That would be 100000 times better!

(Basically try to act as if you know a lot when in fact you don't have a clue, if you know something; [i.e. you are a nerd] then nerds will actually try to listen to you and try to suggest something better as if we are having a nerdfest! BEWARE!!!!!) This actually works for everyone.

[plasticPlaystation]

HAHAHAha, great vid!

[TheAmazingCheese1]

If this happened to me , I would be extremely annoyed, I really feel for you

[ajwgeek]

Microsoft tech support is what pisses me off: "I can't install visa, I get a black screen" "Try A different Disk" "Doesnt work, I will try my grandparents copy of vista" "Sir, where did you get all these disks, are they pirated?" "fuck off", then I hang up

[K1llerEel]

that pissed me off.

[justwannadance316]

so stupid!!!

[nitrowolf11]

This Video Is A Good Reason To CyberBully

[SapPhiReSparKleS14]

I think that woman also works for sprint, and I have had the displeasure of speaking with her.

[foodsio]

alot of files uhhhhh and more uhhhh and automatically uhhhh

[CitizenOfMinasTirith]

How how to piss off a Youtube viewer.... have them watch this video.

[Vyntol]

uhhh X90000000

[ConchX]

I'm wasting bandwidth watching this video. I find it hilarious though!

[Snaavelstopic]

Stop...... Downloading........... PORN!!!

[TheOzzybot]

basicly she saying " stop downloading porno"

[jeury29]

|) 0|\|3 u r 20 l4m3 thumbs up if u can read that sucker

[TheGamerReturns]

@jeury29 It means Done you're so lame.

[yurimxpxman]

I don't think it's unreasonable for them to ask him to cut back on the bandwidth he's using. Other people need to use the internet, too. Just because you're paying for the hotel doesn't give you the right to clog the tubes for everyone else.

[RadicalRationalist]

@yurimxpxman I agree. However, shutting off his internet connectivity for using too much bandwidth is borderline retarded. There are standardized protocols designed for regulating network traffic (they are often defined under the blanket term QoS, or Quality of Service) and are the most sensible way of handling bandwidth between a multitude of users.

For example: the bandwidth caps imposed by your ISP are entirely implemented in software to prevent you from using more than your contract allows.

[zeroenna311]

well if you add an "die u bitc..." at the end, it may be more funny

[calprt96]

your a geek

[migael92]

The way he looks and acts really makes me wanna give him a head butt and repeatedly punch him in the face afterwards !!!!

[DCDTproductions]

this actually made ma laugh lol :)

[Mercenaries2owns]

too much pronz eh?

[dankbot420]

time to start tunneling over dns.........

[iamjorj82]

yup... nothing pisses off a geek more than tech support that doesn't have a clue

[KissYourBiz]

LOVE IT! ROFL

[nekwero85]

brilliant just brilliant

[steven71395]

eats bandwith



[WobblezzzX]

i no how to piss off a nerd dislike this video

[TheMichaelBender]

That would piss me off also.

From: A Linux Geek

[boomingpearl]

i was afraid to look away, like u were gonna stab me or something

[MACSMovies]

1:06/1:34 Classic!

>^_^<

[techkid100]

You shouldn't take away Chris's Internet! He will be very pissed off! She will learn from here mistakes.

[hemu227]

what is a geek?

[MakeCashOnlineWithMe]

I thought this vid will be like tutorial or something.

[backhandable]

@MakeCashOnlineWithMe It is, cut off his net (porn) and a geek gets pissed.

[iVaporAZ]

Ouch.

[baweery]

dude just wanted to masterbate

[supakiwibaby]

LOL !!!

[stidwell420]

How shitty

[glenn20081965]

I love gay porn too!

[Zullala]

Oh wow, that is so shitty! I can totally see that happening to me O_O. I'm glad I know now. *huggles*

[glenn20081965]

You need a hug...come round and I'll sort you out. :)

[Aidanscape]

well shit...

[Bigsmoke930]

lmao

[ianmolt]

Hello 'Mr. Prylilio'

[luvpedobera]

Don't pause the vid on 0:44 if you want to sleep

[1Filmproducer]

@luvpedobera how?

[luvpedobera]

@1Filmproducer

uh, move the red timeline thingy there

[1Filmproducer]

@luvpedobera i mean, i could sleep after that

[luvpedobera]

@1Filmproducer cuzz ur immortal. this face still hunts me in my worst nightmares :(

[excassasin123]

Awe, someone needs a hug!

[zePippin]

I couldn't hear anything she said

[lurconis666]

Yes, that fascist technical support bitch totally sucks ass!!!!

[TheGamingfan144]

Lol, did you mean uploading THIS video to youtube?

[Mapley]

You're adorable.

[palkian90]

be more careful, mister pirrilyoo.

[ingelita]

jajjaajjajajaajajajajajajaja

[TheStevenSinclair]

He looks as if he was about to cry lmao, i guess i would to without internet access.

[nizzlchizzl]

GOSH YOU ARE SO UGLY AND SILLY OMG KILL YOURSELF PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[ightshowtimex2]

@nizzlchizzl holy fuck chill gosh clam dah fuck down isnt that serious you dont even kno the guy so stfu

[musashi1865]

@nizzlchizzl no u gayboy

[nikolaiorelov69]

@nizzlchizzl Silly?lol...

Little 10 year old...go play pokemon.

[MrTickmanful]

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!

[cicada300]

I remember my boyfriend got pissed of at a customer who kept asking for "Call Ops 3" for the "playstation 2" and continued inisisting that eb games had call ops 3 for the playstation 2.

[crackacraig12]

are u gay or just a virgin hahaha

[sdfgsdfghjkl]

is this guy going to try and sell me something ? i dont want to click a referral link or anything just want to watch a video ya kno

[Dudex58]

That was his wife & your not a geek Perillo. Geeks don't use macs. What games have been made by macs? None To make a game you need to know algebra, and physics, and computer language. You just have a talk show where other people put suggestions of software. If u were a geek you could have fixed your own computers. Or made your own OS. This dude is so fake, I always wonder why do people view, and thumbs him up. You can learn way more by the kids in youtube who have tutorials.

[SpraxIAKS]

@Dudex58 Man, you seem like the type of person that would get their ass whooped outside.

[1ockedand1oaded]

@Dudex58 so true.

[runescapefunnyvid]

rofl, i hate when people say that thing to me =.= really2 anoyying..

[slimcharles1000]

Gay

[welly391]

Too much gay porn

[shutupjonny]

I want that 1 minute 34 back. I've now got no bloody idea how to piss off a geek. You promised I would know, and you broke that promise. I'm afraid we can no longer be friends. I can't be friends with a big fat liar who's pants are on fire, with hair sticking up like a telephone wire.

[Kelos7]

@shutupjonny I concur, but I at least came to see if I had a consensus with my own answer, which is a very simple sentence: "there are problems that duct tape can't solve."

I hope it's some consolation...

[silageman]

@shutupjonny why would you want it back youd prob on have spent it on porn hub lpayin pocket soccer

[CitizenOfMinasTirith]

@shutupjonny

Just say that Federation Starships and Imperial Star Destroyers can both be beaten by F-16's.

Then when he finishes his gigantic webpages in response, just say "because F-16's are REAL."

[PhaseDMA]

@CitizenOfMinasTirith Of course a F-14 would crush a F-16 all.day.long.

Get off the bandwagon.

[CitizenOfMinasTirith]

@PhaseDMA

You'd seriously bring a Tomcat to a dogfight? X^D

[PhaseDMA]

@CitizenOfMinasTirith Not even the Air Force would pick the F-16 first - They would pick the F-15, which is why ideally in bad situations Air Force One gets F-15s to escort her.

Beyond that you notice that when the Navy finally decided to get a new plane to replace the F-14 everyone (Air Force/Army/Marines/Coast Guard) followed (politics and military grand standing aside)?

F-14 > F-18 > F-15 > F-16

I'd bring a Tomcat to any kind of fight - Dogfight... Long Range... Out numbered...

[CitizenOfMinasTirith]

@PhaseDMA

Yes, I'm sure the US military will come to your mommy's basement to consult with you on their equipment LOL

[PhaseDMA]

@CitizenOfMinasTirith What part of this don't you get? When the F-14 retired the Navy decided they needed something to replace it, because nothing offers the dog fighting, fast speed, and agility of the plane.

When the F-16 retires it will be replaced by the same plane that is replacing the F-14. Let me make this clear.... Everyone with any knowledge considers the F-14 the most well rounded fighter jet ever built, and if it wasn't for engine troubles it would still be in the air today.

[CitizenOfMinasTirith]

@PhaseDMA

Blahbitty-blah blah, way to miss the point entirely.

[boorednshit]

@PhaseDMA

this video is about too much bandwidth and you're talking about jets... what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Vaughnlesterinoz]

@shutupjonny I guess you aren't a geek yourself then if you don't realize this is a perfect way to piss off a geek...cut off our internet.

[alston2reel]

@shutupjonny read the description and it would explain very crearly, it explains it clear as day!

[tsilb]

Mister Pirillieu :)

[ps3xpertgamer]

you guys, this is no laughing matter. we must end nerd bandwith use rejection! this is a growing issue! like if you agree!

[123bowld]

Some thing about his face makes me want to shoot people with rocket launchers

[BenM6521]

Someone likes his porn a bit TOO much.

[1998JackRoberts]

Funny

[beanbean50]

haha loved the phone slam at the end...classic...!

[55elazar]

Preposterous! do they not know who they are speaking to!

[Devilock79]

You watch too much porn.

[Callam001]

i want to break your nose you stupid gay prick

[Protagonist]

CHRIS PIRILEOUW IS STEALING OUR INTERNETS!

Seriously though....stop it. :(

[T3chM4n21]

here get passed the adds 0:00

[ant851114]

Co za asy

[VampireFreakKe]

@ant851114 You watch way too much RWJ

[ilovetanksmark]

my cat was sitting on my lap... and when he started staring..... a screw it short story is hes dead now

[chronofusion]

@killer2611 is that all anyone thinks someone accused of using too many bandwidth can do online? PISS OFF TROLL you're the bitch. downloading dvd quality and blu ray quality movies WILL use more bandwidth than probably anything else online. do alittle research before hand and you wont sound like a fucktard.

[Bravebannana]

LAME

[Tokyorosebiz]

If you love your computer watch My Place by Tokyo Rose

[iliescosmin]

Maybe tell him that his compiler sucks and yours is better??

Then he willl ask you what you use, and then you say "GNU "

He will say: Bullshit nigga, you're a noob.

[Percyprincess]

Will from inbetweeners.

[sk8erkle]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

[vidlover987654321]

HA! You admitted it.

[Da1Dezzy]

suck it up lol it's your own fault nobody elses lmfao and wipe that mardy look off yer face too !!

[crazyfordragons]

omg i got pissed just listening to her. JEZ EVER HEARD OF SPEACH CLASSES

[FangFiftyFive]

@crazyfordragons

JEZ EVER HERD OF SPELLLIGN CLASES?

[uDaeth]

I peed myself seeing your facial experessions

[XupicorA]

They probably have some overpriced connection with a fair speed, but very small per month transfer limit, that would make them pay a lot if you would just go ahead and use it "normally". It may be that their upload limit is much smaller than download one. ;) Well what did you expect.

[vivelecorn]

Epic angry face at the end is EPIC!

[Billbobjr000]

i can't hear you over the sound of the traffic

[SuperSolidmusic]

309 geeks disliked this videos hua hua

[zdemonhunter]

garbage

[MultifrugtjuiceOMG]

All i hear is UUUUUUUUUH

[SuperGamerfreak2010]

lol he even looks like a gnome i see where he got lockergnome from

[MrLmao9]

you are scary...

[RugbyMadTeen]

wanker

[prankster369]

This is why I hate wireless internet... Every company that I have looked at to get get a Mifi or Wireless card for my laptop have ridiculously low data plans for lots of money..I know for a fact that I would probably exceed my bandwidth allowance in one day...lol

[zombieddie73]

1:02 = SCORNED GEEK FACE!!!  It's almost a "YOU RAPED ME LOOK!" LOL

[Onewithoutaname100]

@LorrainePoopalaleak fukin troll.

[CodingCypher]

serious face @ 1:00 is hilarious

[Fueledwithvideogames]

how crapy

[LorrainePoopalaleak]

Thats just not funny. Some random girl talking crap then you pick up the phone and hit the table with it. I mean , whats the point man!

[hydrox24]

@LorrainePoopalaleak read the description..... and plus, perhaps its not meant to be funny, maybe its just meant to demonstrate something....

[abasanti]

why is every hotel employee these days fillipino

[gomark13]

and uuuhhhh



[TtheWriter]

Good lord... o_O

[Nostupidname84]

Do alot of webites eat Bandwidth these days? LMAO.

[MrIsreal777]

i believe that any good researcher, has the the right to search any and all sites....this is if that is indeed what they are doing......scriptwriting requires ackqard,l and at times embarrassing investigative techniques.... the results show up in a an honest attempt at accuracy and creative license.... this statement is not for sickos!!! l...and that isreal

[TheCafekkos]

Ignorant bitch...

[MegaDust23]

is he gay???? he moves like one... creepy

[avatarmn]

@MegaDust23 You sure pay a lot of attention to the way gay guys move.

[MegaDust23]

@avatarmn we got a lot of them on school you know. L:C our place is going down real fast.

[avatarmn]

@MegaDust23 You sure pay a lot of attention to the way gay guys go down.