Maury: "Not The Father" Cake! (2007)

[spartandog1000]

fuck she is as round as she is tall and he still fucks it.

[spartandog1000]

i hope one fine day i end up on maurys show just so i can say im not her baby daddy,

[Skege1000]

And this is reason americans are so stupid. Stupid-ass shows on TV.

[NoName1325]

7:48 the woman is color blind

[DrunkOtakuTV]

If this is how next generation is gonna be, we are beyond screwed across the board.

[gdroff]

"sorry madam, she is 1 million percent sure he is not the father. you are only 1000 percent sure."

[gdroff]

man theyre talkin in slow motion

[Asterix1806]

I wonder why the audience is on the side of the whore that slept with one thousand men, while the man's only mistake was not wearing a condom. Strange.

[SomeCoolYoungMan]

Damn stereotype lol

[TheDarknessDealer]

7:01 "I want that Katamari"

[burlone718]

6:36 I had no idea where she was.. She blended in to the rug.

[AdMiRaLeDpIeTt]

what's the recipe of that delicious cake?

[benji120892]

wtf black people

[hellaskinnyskin]

WHORE!!

[EnsignN7]

1000% sure? Looks like someone failed basic mathematics as well as analysis.

[robfolcroft]

typical n***ers



[RDoubleRooneyRonaldo]

He left the skinny one for the whale ?

[ds7777771]

What she crying for... She gets welfare!

[gnortznitz]

Why are people fighting to get into this country? Is the rest of the world that bad? (I know South Korea's not.)

[Mom0z]

the nigga at the back smiling, hahahaha

[cisjay]

She tried to camouflage with the rug.

[blythersj]

why in the hell did she gel them bangs down like that smfh



[sammy11232003]

wow that broad is as big as a house bet she ate a lot of those cakes

[Orin00r]

thats an orangutan looking bitcg

[preciouseloveu]

A denying dad wow I hate show's like this if you have a kid with someone and you think he's the father you just say okay I'm am the father and I'm going to raise my kid they way it's supposed to be raised and then if your child is under control in it's teen's take him or she to the Maury show and he can help your child become a better person in life. Your own person not what Maury say's iight peep's. thanks

[thelivnlegend]

People with common sense should know if they come on this show something fucked up is about to happen. This show caters to poor blacks and white trash. While I'm at I'm about to look at this stupid white bitch scared of cotton balls on maury

[kokoth]

This show is faked right?

[riskoish]

@kokoth it isn't actually.. that's the sad thing..

[Christhefireshark]

It just wouldn't be Maury without unrealisticly high percentages of certainty.

[augustmaple]

Why would a mother be so ready to admit her baby sleeps on the floor? I mean it's alright to say the father should've bought one, but jesus take some responsibility for once. If you're broke as fuck don't have a baby.

[iluvthesums]

no wait, more like keisha, darrel nd deltrese... XD

[abnrgr1989]

I don't why I laugh at these ghetto people..my taxes are paying for their babies..

[abnrgr1989]

They seem to be able to find beds to make babies on, if she doesn't ave a bed..why is the bitch not using condoms?

[tomjaykens]

father or not, that fat niggers going finish the whole cake and eat the boyfriend too

[tomjaykens]

what the fuck is wrong with you niggers?

[Venddenta]

Niggers.

[purlzz]

Beep Beep im a Jeep

[MrSlug79]

Lol niggers.

[MichaelNanamchi]

why is everyone on this show so messed up?

[iu6h6h6h6h]

@MichaelNanamchi ITS AMERICA. 

[joshuagoboom]

@MichaelNanamchi ratings!!

[abysspanda]

why does the audience only consist of girls?

[antmal18]

WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is terrible. Only screaming and beeeeeep!

[TheBlackskull658]

only black people do this on tv

[blazingdarkness16]

welfare baby

[nobodehh]

oh!! i wanna see the last two episodes!! the black guy with a white child, he was kissing!! where is it? pls o.o

[nobodehh]

did she just say oompa loompa lookin a**? HAHAHA

[voss297]

That is the ugliest, sloppiest cake they EVER made! The "NOT" cake? Get serious!

[cearle28]

The uglier they are, the more "grease" they pile on those lips/

[twintipskilz]

does black guys have somekinda fetish for fat women cause i have seen a lot of clips and every time there is a skinny black guy dating a fat black girl

[cearle28]

@twintipskilz Yes they do....Anyway,,,most black chicks are fat anyway

[lawae]

@6:33 ...IS it me or did that bitch blend in with the carpet like the Predator??? I had to wait for the camera man to zoom in just to see her. lol

[CocoCece08]

Shit, Paris Hilton can make a better cake than that... That looks like Rice Krispies with fudge. <.<;

[Addict631]

Stupid crowd booing at those people, I bet they are up next ..

[deathbyderp]

GROSS NIGGERS

[kborys2]

I don't understand why these people are so goddam upset when the father isn't who they think it was. I mean, if you have unprotected sex with MANY guys, you'll never know for certain who the father is. THIS IS COMMON SENSE.

[CocoCece08]

@kborys2 That's because the whores on that show don't have any.

[lawlitachi]

Why is she having children if she poor as hell.

Why black people on Maury need to act this way.

i don't see anyone acting calm about it...

Or is it just so that we keep watching?

Make me ashamed to be black. v_v

[aldoreshgaramok]

6:24 ftw

[04GUITARPLAYER04]

ha the cakes ghetto just like her XD

[mecastrawberry]

Why do they always have to run backstage and throw themselves on the floor. I know it doesn't matter but for some reason it just annoys me.

[Aussieskin4life]

He was already black so he wanted to choose something he couldnt go back on so....... he went fat and never went back :P

[elephanty93]

LMAO, that's just ridiculous... rice krispies is NOT CAKE! That chick doesn't know between the different between cake or rice krispies, let alone being a home-wrecker and a friend/cousin.

[JayIsTheRealDeal]

tessis,... its not test anymore. hood Raaat! hood Raaat!

[MJBZA]

What a lyin ho!!!! Im sick and tried of these whores lying, just admit u fooled around and that way u can spare urself the embarrasment and humiliation !!!!!!!

[dorkasawrallydestiny]

what was she running for after they said hes not the father?

[cicirunner]

These girls need to stop being sluts and banging multiple guys.

[DaCatOnTop]

RAZOR, do you have the episode with the couple in the end (the black and white couple)???

[DaCatOnTop]

damn, they are ugly, and thats saying a lot bcs 90 percent of Maury guests are ugly as fuck

[LackadaisicalE]

@DaCatOnTop Amen!

[tarjay35]

wait why is her baby sleeping on the floor?

[TheSolowShow]

That uglaaay ass baby!! Looks like Emmanuel Lewis on steroids.

[myicecubesarecooler]

Despite what the title says, i thought Maury was going to say he was the father.

[Sun6Tzu]

Lol this show is looking more and more like Jerry Springer every time I see it.

[lilninga100]

damn man y the hell would u leave a person 2 go with a monkey???

[zoey580225]

"we was.." it's "we were" yeeeshhhh

[LoveiPurple]

American audience is fucked up....

[derobmai]

1000000%?? its mathematically not possible

[joekool88]

Why is the crowd jeering at them? :(

[HillValley85]

Good God...is that Rice Krispies drizzled with chocolate syrup? Sure looks good. :)P

[MsJayAlexis]

@HillValley85 Lol. You're making me hungry

[RachelBeatdown]

the baby looks like Usher

[halloweenfan92]

at least the guy was nice enough to say he'd help her look for the dad

[halloweenfan92]

doesnt it make the entire thing pointless when they show us the the reaction of the mother running off the stage?

[Braytholomew]

All of these people annoy me.

[Braytholomew]

that cake looks disgusting.

[THECHAPLIN]

i tell u - niggas nowadays just fuck any and every thing.. next week maury will be having dead women bodies on stage having paternity test taken

[DaCatOnTop]

@THECHAPLIN

lmao you just made me laugh so fucking hard

[naboba]

dirty whore.

[jayblac]

black miss piggy

[lopy78]

Animals...

[hothotheat3000]

The evil music is the JAM!

[hothotheat3000]

That baby is weird looking.

[xxlostinmusic]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[FreedomValentine]

no need to shout, woman.

[LyndenWoods]

what a dumb

 bitch

[711TheAssasin]

Why The Hell Do You Leave An Ugly Woman And Go To An Uglier One?

[Skyrodude]

@711TheAssasin

Why The Hell Are You Typing Like This?

[aldoreshgaramok]

@711TheAssasin control.

[geco24]

haha biotch

[mawhulk]

i cant unterstand shit what they sayin.. "you *tooot* is *toot* 100 percent *tooot* *toot* maury *toot* "

[Fancypete]

Black people... priceless

[sirraph09]

LMAO! U trick dats wat ya git honey! Next time think b4 ya leap!

[SluGGz24]

lol fuckin whore

[TheHalfEmo1]

soooooo.many.bleeps. >.<

[stevej71393]

The audience always yells "aaaaaawww" when they see the baby and the baby is always ugly as hell.

[SluGGz24]

@stevej71393 LOL

[jojo123870]

Why thee hell do they screaam?

[7sadbeeyotsh7]

so is she 1000% sure or 1 000 000% sure?

[tigerheart21]

To all people, black AND white, this is why you get married before you have kids. I know from experience - I am biracial and my life is a living hell because my parents didn't wait to get married and see if they REALLY loved each other. Now, I cant even tel you how much pain i go through everyday from issues between those two. Don't make your children go through this - they(we) shouldnt have to suffer from your mistakes!

[az0albert]

How old are these people?

[juggz225]

bitch better go get some food stamps...save some welfare and buy the baby a bed

[juggz225]

baby cute.but I can't get over the fact that it looks like his ugly ass mama

[pedrorenato]

I liked know how there are people who undergo this trash TV!

[5033481boy]

why do they always go for the uglier chick,

[Deejenutz]

That cake looks NASTY!!!!!!

[Shack83]

she blends right in with the carpet.

[sixringjordanking]

THEY EATING NAKE NOT CAKE

[sixringjordanking]

SHE FAT

[SeethingGreen]

Why are black people so damn loud? Can they say anything without yelling it?

[blastyGoode]

Eat some more cake you idiot!

[fesfes132123]

BLACK!! SO MUCH BLACK!!!

[simpleguy4928]

even female animals know the father of their babies ... ya allah thank God for Islam in my life

[sirraph09]

Thank God for da rubbers and da vibrators! So I wont b dragged into shit like this!

[JPark0525]

eyyyyy the carpet matches the carpet!

[LadieTiger]

Refrigerator is empty? And the baby is sleeping on the floor? It seems to me that if you knew that you didn't have the money to purchase a crib and formula for the baby, then you should've been doing ALL you could not to get pregnant...

[immabadbitchful]

KOALA BEAR IN THE FACE ASS BITCH

[lOolwoOt3]

american tv is sick^^

[mgc542s]

GET THAT BITCH GIRLFRIEND XD

[jaystorm1093]

does anyone know where the other episodes tht was in the end clip are?? i want to watch both of them, the one wth brendon and skinny

[nygi25]

I wonder what Family Reunions  must be like.......0_o

[TheTenners]

when they show the click of her and just a camera... why do they always shout? @_@

[ITSNUMBAH3]

Kissing is a habit, sex is a game. Guys get all the pleasure girls feel the pain. The guys say I love u and u believe its tru. But when ur tummy starts to swell he says to hell wuth u! 2 hours of pleasure , 9 months of months of pain, 3 days in the hospital, a baby without a name. The baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore, this would nt ave happen if the condom hadnt tore.

[mgc542s]

@ITSNUMBAH3 yeah sex is a game alright lady gaga plays the sex game also known as the love game XD

[loudbasschris]

and if she wasnt cheating all the time... wtf girls r more decieving then men srry but true

[PFieroGT87]

I was hoping a fat joke was going to be the top rated comment.

[smichelson89]

lol maury's going to get her a crib.

[MrBestworrier1994]

i would not want a piece of that cake

[beritta25]

@MrBestworrier1994 neither would I ..... xP

[dummy222]

humble pie

[DJDoubleCee]

Man, Brittany is so stupid!

[mslegacy01]

That fat one looks like she's going to be a whole toothless, Gummy Bear mess in about 15-20 years! ROTFLMMFAOOOO! With her pregnant looking self...

[mslegacy01]

All the bleeping is giving me a whole headache! And what's up with the shirts not fully buttoned to the end? What's THAT *look* all about? I can understand the fat one...but the skinny one did it to....weird.

[MrMGM210]

THE BBY LOOKS SHOCKED THE ENTIRE TIME!



[SuzukiGSXRwheelies]

Gross ass bitches, should jump off a cliff.

[Liqsippa365]

Dat fat bitch still need 2 get fucked up

[howard08817]

Obviously the wrong side won the Civil War.

[imcriticizer]

lol the minute she knew she had to go planking

[itsjustnopinionok]

Where are the parents of these children? It's not about race. It never is. (Chickenheaded people will say it is though) the real issue is love,knowledge and decernment. And the ability to balance and use all 3 of them wisely.

[CPLPHEONIX]

She talks like SAMUEL JACKSON!

[Bigtymme]

dat nigga shiny az hell!

[jesterlove17]

"the only thing they will be eating today is THEIR words!!" >_<

[teh5abiking]

they run to the back to hide their shame

[WhoFan2020]

When Brittany ran I was like sign her up for the 100 meter dang haha

[countsmegula]

6:35

I thought she hid under the mat, she camouflages really well! XD

[ffelix422]

They are all YUK.

[Blakmajik78]

With her Ooopah Loopah Lookin ASS! LMAO...lord have mercy...my people..so shameful. They go to the depths of the ghetto to expose some of our folks. What happened to black folks such as the Cosby's being on Television man? WOW.

[Kari2025]

Awww that baby is so cute. I feel bad for him being in this situation. His upbringing is going to suck. And when he gets older, he has THIS to look back on. Kid doesn't have a chance in hell man

[Kari2025]

I love it when Maury calls out the other woman. "What in God's name do you have to do with this?!

LOL

[chikaidze]

I would never ever never ever eveeeeeeeeeeeer want to date a black woman god damn they are too freaky and mouthy!!!!!

[dynamicchuck12]

0:30

[iqy92]

are these guys fake?

[zander72]

If there's one thing I've learned from watching this show, it is that you should never trust any percent over 100.

[novriltataki]

spoiler: THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!

[wcdornez]

She wasnt crying when them nuts was busting in her.