Selma's 2007 Youtube New Year's Resolution; Share Yours

[Luffy55555]

SNAPE!

[lilamah]

cute vid!

[silan82]

Your BEAUTIFUL!

[milleniumforce]

whats wrong wit your face u r weird looking

[JULIUSKITTY]

okaY ppl are Fu---ing rude!! the whole point of this video was it was funny get it funny.. k just cus u dont see humor doenst mean toehrs dont, dont even comment if u dont get it! read between the lines.. its obvious to those of you who dont get it she was being a character duh!!!

[lonelygirll15]

Answers to the questions on this vid:

1. No, I am not Middle Eastern. I am half French, half Italian.

2. I love Severus Snape, & I am not offended by the Snape comments. I think it is hilarious.

3. It is a comedy video, see my other vids for a better idea of what I do.

4. I have not had a stroke

5. She's a character

6. To the nice people, thank you.

7. To the people who don't like my work, I don't give a damn.

[Bluelionfilm]

Whats up with your mouth?

[mike4ty4]

You look weird. :)

[carrusca10]

wtf

[shizuyuki]

love the accent. And the icing thing is hilarious

[CrazyBellz]

like, you look like proffesor Snape, dude!!!!

[mcbowser]

when i saw this i thought it was a s creamer but in actually, it was her face

[thiagotecnico]

are you SEVERUS SNAPE? (harry potter)

[Leoncb]

Dude, that was my thought precisely, she looks just like snape!

[ECDT1089]

Is there something wrong with your head?

[AmAm24]

you know if the world was tilted youd be normal!

[blibedy]

com on guys, y'all probably don't look any better. by the way, i's a good resolution. lol

[jincasa]

SOMEBODYS FAAAAAT!

[78900123]

"perseven"

[Mahmood42978]

how do you figure she's turk?

[turkishskater]

and whats wrong with that?

[NicoleKidman1]

Your beautiful.

[Cubekou]

you kinda look like Professor Snape, in a good way.

[BlackGoldenRod]

ooooooooooh teh gaynneessss!!

[SteadyGun]

Whats With Her Face And Her Head Tilt She Does

[wiggumisgay]

professor snape

[nooonooo2damaxxx]

ohhhhh lorrrd. this is helllah funnnnnnny.

[residentevil4ffix]

u guys r so mean

[Smashingpumpkinsthe]

I like her voice

[eliasbennis]

yeah, straight up ur face, gurrl

[VickyFrobisher]

you guys are rediculous. leave her alone. RIGHT ON girl for that NEW YEARS RESOLUTION! Great job! Hope you fullfill that!

[SkaterBoyBrey]

Her face is cute..she has nice skin..and, to those who are commenting about plastic surgery bumbo k=jumob, can you not figure it out that shes trying to make a character? She has you fooled, hmm?

[kris10ownsyou]

you sort of look like the guy who plays snape in the harry potter movies.

[im0rtel]

Calories ... every lonely girl's nightmare.

[Roddyvonseldeneck]

she is annoying

[Boyce1983]

You're really likeable....Nice.

[archery125]

WTF is wrong with your comment all you guys do is fucking point out shit like this this is whats wrong with the world.

[itsemilyguys]

wow you're stupid.

[frikcion]

lol ure plastic surgery went realy wrong

by the way || love ure hand

[lucabrazzo]

shes lifted and droped her hand 12 times

[trevvvor]

9 times

[mattsongs]

Wow,

That's what happened to me, too!!

weird...

[lynndecker]

Just say no... crack is wack!!!

[acdc126]

Selma is wack? maybe she had an accident, she dont look as bad in other video. its weird

[stuartgreene06]

looks like botched plastic surgery

[snoop42uzerwq]

like.. the ugliest woman i've ever seen?? oO

[StuckInTheMiddleEast]

Dear snoop42uzerwq, I envy that lady because she can show her face.  I have to wear a veil.

[SirLongSong]

thats one fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkeeeedddd up face!!

[Kurdya]

hh i thought that she is a man hhhhhhhhh

[NuKEfrvr]

this is could be a nightmare...

[Ayasatoa]

tiene la cara un poko dobla no?

[NaziArabianJew]

okay, wtf is going on with the talking sideways? do you have down syndrome?

[residentevil4ffix]

you should go on tv u r awsome!

[residentevil4ffix]

that was hilarious

[pyreflyhotaru]

OMG you thought that the entire can was 150 calories?! Priceless! You're awesome~!

[Kenny2500]

she looked like mj

[Jellehbean]

...I think she's had a stroke....

[Isamy]

whats with your mouth? ...just a question. i was wondering sooo...

[TheAmazingTrain]

AGH THIS VIDEO IS SOOOOOO GOOD

[matchoftheday3]

u look funny

[Mondays61]

Don't feel like you have to lose weight for other pwople. If it's what you truly want to do, then I support you in it, but don't let other people put you down just because of that kind of stuff, inner beauty is much more important.

[Mahmood42978]

what the heck is wrong with your face?

[vulcanjedi]

So maybe there is hope for the rest of us :)

[kuzey03]

she is Turkish or American!I could not understand!

[Ninjando]

I SO thought she was SNAPE from Harry Potter!!

[schlachthauz]

This sort of video needs background music fading in and out. Maybe short drum rolls.

[bigsam7]

shit i thought this was a dude!

[RenLover101]

Not to be mean but she looks like Snape from harry potter. no offense.

[Rollzy2006]

im english so, umm whats frosting??? hmmm

[Davincstyle]

Ugly woman...

[DazmiDazmi]

You look like one of the teachers from Harry Potter...What's his name agein???

[najib81]

your resolution should be to stop frowning! you have a beautiful face and it being masked by the frowning. are you from new jersey?

[kazuma3333]

she have facil paralisis or something??

[kitkatmicmac]

i think she did get hit by a shovel >.> i feel bad for you it must have hurt

[bosnoljubac]

lol you are so warped

[ozkanevin]

selma mı ? türk müsün ?

[monkeypaw0]

There is nothing wrong with her face. She is doing an impression of a New York/Jersey, or some shit like that, accent and her facial expression is apart of that. It's like the pip Joe Pesci, always talking out the side of his mouth throwin insults left and right.

[Nakasi100]

what's wrong with her face? Lol

[ranmafrontru]

she's drunk?

[lucassmit]

can't she just hold her head straight?

[genroku7]

she is kind of sexy. yea, it's ture. a happy new year.

[breakerofcodes]

you are all so damn mean. and yes i thought she was snape as well when i looked at the small icon...

[inflamesman]

whats wrong with your nose

[gonegoogling]

she has a triple holed nose...only one on youtbe!

[Samee31]

WTF IS WRONG WITH UR FACE

[firekitsune8]

In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for 3 other videos

[BigUndertaker]

shes ugly

[GSEBr4v3h34rt]

that was ace lmao, that accent is so cool lol

[joshuamichael]

Ummm..In lew of the idiot posters who can't seem to distinguish a New England accent from the middle east (no wonder we have big fucking problems in the world) I like you. I think you're really funny. I appreciate your realism.

[Muttley196]

lol tipping her head is her way to get rid of the embarassment!

[DARK0KENSHIN]

O.O your face...looks funny....

[2kleemc]

lmao keep your hand still and your head straight

[lyingdelilah1]

thats nice.

[navvellines15]

"Don't throw up on your shoes,"

Haha - I'll try not too.

[bloodviolence]

youre cute!!

[muskaheaney]

Myasheed.. Sounds slightly British!? How dare you. We don't get... those in the UK.

Has anyone read the tags!?

[sirnubenegra]

i would go on a junk food withdrawls!

[navjot89]

did you get hit by a shovel

[snortmaiden]

Bless her! Why is everyone mocking what she looks like, you nasty bastards!

[Gormer]

when you sleep does your mouth stay like that?

[Lucariobl]

loooooool

[swiftbug06]

freeeeeeeaaaaak

[xxGodx]

Lol.

[valsartdiary]

Funny xD

love your vids!

[mzvelveeta]

The fake accent was kinda nice, though.

[TurkishKiller]

i think she is Turkish, cos Selma is Turkish name

[littlespyda]

haha. perservin...

[Luffy55555]

What's Severes Snape doing on Youtube?

[vkucuk]

You like Dave Mustaine...any relative ? I hope you know Dave Mustaine who is. By the way, Selma is a Turkish female name. c ya....

[crexirklev]

i wonder how much does it costs to have a facial surgery nowadays

[scumgod13]

Something inbred about that woman.

[cheshirecat89]

lol, i thought she was snape too...

[Headbanger14]

Either she's Italian or someone hit her with a truck

[666acidtrip666]

hey chick did you get hit really hard in the face with a shove by any chance j/w

[ScenexBearx3]

I think this video is amazing. And all those haters are whores. so yeah. go eat a twinkie or something haters....yeah

[x4rchm4gex]

you look like snape from harry potter

[weird8twiggy]

.... wow. mean for no reason? yeah! wtf is wrong with all of you!

[ikickflipstuff]

you look like the lead guitarist from lynyrd skynyrd.

sexy

[Chidlin]

why does your face look funny. its kinda slanted and it really dont help you if you frown.

[PSYKOBOYWONDER]

ive eaten cans of frosting too

ha u move ur hand alot during the tape!

u seem like a rad lady

[rayludevtec]

your face looks funny, hit side ways

[funkychunk]

lol yeah! haha

[thewordengine]

thanks for the advice. i'll steer clear of the straight frosting from the can.

[sitreth]

strait (vanilla) frosting is amazing, especially with graham? crackers. Though only like once a month. No way the whole can. cheers

[haisaid]

What in God's name is wrong with her FACE?!!!

[ssassi7]

loooooool

[araunah]

Crooked mouth FTW.

[masonar]

Omg, is it just me or does thist i girl look a bit like Michael Jackson?

[stephnsam]

!haha! lol love the accent..greatt!

[villevalofan666]

Ladydarth you're a bitch.. i dunno why but i'm drawn to this lady, lmao, crazy... she seems like a really kool person and i LOVE her accent

[Divinity06]

has she had a stroke? wtf is wrong with her mouth?

[messitup]

lol, i thought she was snape.

[hyoukan]

lol, she does look like snape in that picture. Bad luck.

[Sammycysso]

OMG ME TOO. =O

But people are being mean to you. *slaps the mean people*

[scratch799]

Didn't yo momma teach you to look twice at the calories section?

[PandyPandy]

are you bosnian?

[colynw64]

is she deformed?

[videoblast]

TRY MILK AND PEPSI

[gurlinterrupted60]

Ok everybody, Prissy posted on here at 8:30 pm on New Year's Day. I was a freakin' idiot, and she's not dead. Sorry if I alarmed anyone. --Sonney

[bnkrmike24]

is it just me or she's looking just like Severus Snape on video profile icon?

[delightracardeanne]

No, you're right, she seriously does, holy crap, ha ha

[beatdownkev]

why talk out the side of your face?

[Fxyfrnd34]

I love her accent

[videoblast]

SHE'S CONFUSING ME WITH PER SERVING

[iamchey]

I hate servings, There horrible, always get ya...

[blakxzep]

salma hayek lol?

[nadez6]

:S omg i think if i watch that video one more time im gonna jump off a cliff. sweet jesus, jewish humor e.g always complaning. and what the hell is goin on with your face. its like that new anti smoking campaign with the hook in your face or somit, like ahhh. yer that was weird, u need to get a more posotive outlook on life.

[869payback]

i didnt understand can sombody translate

[gurlinterrupted60]

check out her New Year's Eve rant at her therapist's house she crashed. man i hope she survived. if i was worth a damn i'd marry her, but only after 45 days of her in rehab and anger managment towards animals. no way i'd ever allow Ms Prissy to dish on my kitty cats! other than that she's perfect and i might love her even more than Dickins on here... two by fours at dawn, dude, Prissy is MINE !!!

[kirtcusack]

you eat cans?

[setsave]

you are sideways

[falloutpruduckshunz]

it looks like her lips are trying to run away from her face.

[yurushii]

Look! It's the evil teacher from the first "Harry Potter" movie! LOL

[donofdecatur]

did she have a stroke or somethin

hope u get better soon

[wonderdogdave]

yay!!  Featured! U GO GURL!!

[yurushii]

You look like the evil teacher dude from the first "Harry Potter" movie! LOL

[hillbillyvampyre]

Whatevah

[EmreMin]

i was driving 2day celebrating the new year guess what happend .. ma fucking cousin vomited all over my t-shirt i couldnt even stop the fucking carr ..but i told the wanker to give me sum money im gnna wash inside of the carr.. i got £10. from the drunk bastars...hahaha happy new year evry 1 Emre

[TLC2287]

Happy Early New Year sweetie!

[vladkeren44]

This made me so sad. I listen to you Selma!! I listen. My New Year's resolution is to learn Hindi and Farsi.

Laverne and Shirley didnt have much going for it anyway, dont feel bad. I might cry now. I hope you feel better, Selma.

[HOUSEMD766]

lmfao... some sort of diet or something ;)

[marcusfivesixthree]

haha the way she holds her mouth is halarious!

its almost like shes kidding,

[rob2nyc]

This is exatly why women should be married by 24.

[magnusK]

ok.. freak!

[angeldoc3]

hey happy new year gd luck in ur resulution also ignore those bad maner comments lol anyways happy new yr and hve a good 2007 too =D

[Ronnymo]

y is ur mouth like that?

[subzero72]

have a happy new year

[Trina22]

inspiring words

[bostonrose]

This is my first visit to your site thingy, and you are too cool! Happy New Year!!

[alyssakk17]

lol her head is tilted its making me tilt my head

[comechocho]

lmao

[carolinechampion]

Have an Adventurous 2007!

[onurinlove77]

yamuk suratlı selma

[Hilariousity]

ok maybe she should try to slant her head 20 degrees to the right next time she makes a video

[GODSblog]

Happy New Year Selma!! So cool to see you in the home page!!

[blazingeevee]

now i no why the cam is only at her head!! x0

[LostAddict42]

HAPPY NEW YEAR XD

[viadri]

And the moral is: don't make videos when you're stoned

[homeschoolNinja]

congrats on being featured