Women are like cupcakes

[FrostedSkys]

Men are like cookies, there so good! But do you no good

[niksta084eva]

jake will never be the same, this show will never be the same without charlie.. goodbye two and half men, uh hello big bang theory....

[gengarjetty]

aah i miss this jake.

[raoulhery]

the name is not important, go ahead

[Mariettabluedevil06]

Charlie Sheen thinks you should come out toThe University of Alabama Pastries and Poetry.

[956Nasty]

Sheen (Y)(Y) :D:D:D

[TheChurchOfRed]

winning.

[raoulhery]

@TheChurchOfRed winning duh

[219Ali]

Boy, I hope that's really warm rain

[wickedwahine76]

Oh please people this is FunnY :)))) Male or Female you should Laugh.....

Scary part about this "Charlie" & I have the same brainwave on this one. Mine is "Chocolate Cake"...... but when you find the one you can't get over, that taste stays with you forever & nothing comes close to pleasing you.

[lank05]

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

[killamusiq]

Real Shit

[NubianKnightEnt]

correction: organisms are like cupcakes

[LegitPro]

I kinda understand but can someone tell me in details what he meant by cupcakes are similar to women?

[ThePunisher645]

@LegitPro Cupcakes come and go, but you'll always find another one 

[RubberyDreams]

It's funny how you women keep being offended by almost everything (yes, I just generalized you). While the entire show is mainly about stereotypical men thinking about nothing but sex, and a kid who's obviously retarded ("herp durp men are simple minded") you STILL bitch about this being degrading to women. Sure, it might be. But it's just as degrading to men. As a man, I can take that though. Because I can see the humour in it. I laugh, instead of pointing fingers at the slightest thing.

[Sixstrings81]

HAHAHAHA.

[citywolfwarrior]

talk about your perfect metaphor

[SilentSharpshooterX1]

No it was a cupcake.

[citywolfwarrior]

lol!!

[danielzimmy69]

Jake - I dont need a girlfriend, if i want a cupcake i'll just make 1 myself.

Charlie - He is now taking matters into "his own hands"... the circle is now complete

LMFAOOOOOOOO Ohhhhhhh man, that always cracks me up

[timtimtimmaah]

I really don't wanna sounds snobbish but he said "the metaphor is now complete". Sorry if I sound like an ass but I'm kinda in a nitpicking mood.

[danielzimmy69]

yeah, that's right, my bad

[timtimtimmaah]

It's cool, most people hear the "circle is complete" instead of the "metaphor is complete".

[greensmurfscomeback]

=] haha.

[dandeexxxx]

No it was a cupcake

[JaimeJ099]

HOHO HAHA

[paulianna1]

iv'e never seen this show(do like charlie sheen tho,of course),always thought it looked stupid,but that was pretty damn funny(granted,i've been drinking since noon)

[darkwhitty]

was the same, on appearance this show didnt seem like my kind of thing, but after tryin a few episodes an gettin to kno the characters im really into it now.

[twieneke76]

This is one of those shows that looks stupid and you never hear about it. Then you watch an episode and it's funny as hell every time without fail. I don't get it. It has to be one of the worst marketed while funniest shows out there.

[danielzimmy69]

I really couldn't have said it better myself. I kept seeing previews of 2 and a half emn for the longest time and I thought it was stupid. but then a year ago I actually brought myself to sit down and watch an episode and I've been completely hooked ever since. BTW the first episode I saw was when Jake asked Allan what a booty call was

[michaelmcchill]

Jake is right. women are indeed like... hold on...CUPCAKES!!!!

[maditooo89]

"i have a cupcake like that" lol

[Okinon3]

honay shut up we dont care

[GWiifanboy]

Lmao "she made a smiley face with red hots" :D

[stanleyO1994]

lol but it was a really good cupcake

[honeybee84]

look, I am woman, and sometimes the show stereotypically makes fun of women which some feminists may not appreciate and may find it degrading, but its a COMEDY SHOW... and OVERALL ITS WELL WRITTEN and ITS REALLY FUNNY...and IMHO the world sometime is too wonderful and funny to be PC ALL THE TIME... Again just my $.02

[FlorianThaStud12]

@honeybee84

TITS OR GTFO

[SynShadowsBethh]

This isnt pre recorded laughs, they film in front of a live-audience like friends & everybody loves raymond.

This episode is so funny but you missed the bit with Jake at the end ^^

[delialuvzyou]

Name's not important.

Prooceed.

[michaelmcchill]

what happend at school

well theres this girl

now im listening

[GWiifanboy]

"But I love cupcakes........"

[adamclaff]

awesome

[markous09]

The best sitcom around right now, no dought.

[garethj477]

lol jake is lash

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

Jake look pretty tough not fat. anyone who calls him fat is just jealous of his fame for theis kickass show!

[hotcurry99]

LOL

[fretter31]

Actually, it is hysterical.

[filmbuff87]

actually its not

[fretter31]

See, the thing is, even if a TV show offends your feminist sensitivities, it is still funny. Get back in the kitchen!

[filmbuff87]

oh its not that the shows misogynistic (which it totally is). its just really not funny. but whatever. i get the popularity. its perfect for middle and lower class america. eat that cupcake up.

[fretter31]

No, the show is perfect for anybody with a sense of humor which you obviously lack. Come on honey.

[filmbuff87]

yeah your right. lets just drop it so you can go back to beating your wife.

[fireomen92]

shut up please. this show is great. bitch about something else.

[filmbuff87]

sorry but youre only going to encourage me.

2 & 1/2 men sux.

[Garrettv3]

If the show sucks so much why are you watching videos of it on youtube?

[filmbuff87]

just to make sure im right and not blindly judging it.

[theKwnL]

@fireomen92 WINNING

[HanselTU]

Esa es la sabiduria que nos da la Television esa metafora es tan profunda que casi le llega al dalai Lama, jajajaja

[DaLoveable]

Ha wow.. i look just like this kid when he gets older in the newer seasons... ha act like him kinda but not that bad

[CantStayAway]

"...The metaphor is now complete!":P

[mjaotntssssoonn]

I love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE 2 ½ men!! Please more videos <33

[DirtieF0X]

he used to be fat

this is just his baby fat

i think when he's older he'll be pretty nice :P

[mynarogts]

don't make fun of him his not fat.

[TMET9]

i luv taht kid he makes me laugh like thise weeks new episode

[littleangel12344]

But it was a really good cupcake!

[wilmakramer]

the metaphor is now complete. can't swear on network tv but they sure do sometimes hit just the sweet spot by not saying it. nice.

[Moschustierchen]

The perfect metaphore! XD

[HomeSkinnyBiscuit]

But it was a really good cupcake!!

[ryanrosslover38]

hahaha,

[gornmaker]

"Like when your peeing off the deck always face down-wind" hahaha

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

definately words to live by

[Omerfromzone]

Good Writing, but you missed the part at the end when Jake says "Who wants to lick the beater?"

[JenaMinnesota]

i didn't think i did but it was a really good cupcake

[7blak7panther7]

this is grade-A entertainment

[Yrgen2]

why did you cut out the best part? which was about 2 secounds after..?

[trikstadude3]

I lol'ed . Charlie sheen / alan is sheer brilliance

[Jnelson09Returns]

You know Charlie Sheen plays Charlie and Jon Cryer plays Alan, right?

[trikstadude3]

Lol I meant Charlie Sheen / Harper and Alan ARE sheer brilliance . I love both of them . And jake . Lolz .

[MyCuteBillKaulitz]

I love they´re start song :3

they´re so funny!!

[EddieGuerrero1967]

I LOVE 2 ANDA HALF MEN!!!

[hiphopr1]

lmao

[mikatheactress]

i like the part where Charlie was talking about hohos...now im craving hohos DAMN IT!!

[abridgedfanboy]

Wait, so are you craving Ho-hos or "Ho-hos"? XD

Lol. This is probably the only time I've ever followed a metaphor in a sitcom all the way to its conclusion. ^^

[mikatheactress]

the chocolate with icing in it

[abridgedfanboy]

Good to know. ^^

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

I love this show, this is one of my fave scenes, but some people put way to graphic comments on these boards

[Saw3swe]

the metafor is now complete, LOL!!!!

[EvilDOOER]

LOL This show is hilarious!

[someoneluvsunknown]

funny!!

[undergroundblu]

Fuck me that was a good ending...xD

[PcKSnipE]

"You just shell out a couple of bucks for a good hoho" LOL

[lottielady]

GO CUPCAKES. HE won't eat cupcakes after though. Then he makes a whole batch. I got really hungry.

[TheOreoGuru]

pretty rich for sum1 who just used a "NOT" joke

[axelddiablo]

wow i should use this analogy!!!!

[tthaynes3]

He said "taking mater into his own hands.

[dorotttta]

what charlie said in the end before "the methafor is now completed?

[lupa186]

charlie do u like her?

jake: well i thought i did but that was a really good cupcake

[Snakespeer]

The Metafore is now complete...hahahahaha hehehehehehe.

[stewieisthelord]

is this from cbs or abc

[NoInfringementIntent]

It's on CBS. :-)

[Sharkilla666]

HAHAHAHA not funny .

[rawiswar4ever]

Funny clip!

[rsmarco10]

lawl lmao ha rotflol lmaoing ahahahahahaahahaahaaha

[DiplomaticMagicPBG]

AH DAMN YOU SHOULD'VE ADDED 5 MORE SECS AFTER THIS CLIP.

Charlie says "Taking matters in his own hand. The Metaphor is now complete."

And Jake says "Wanna lick the beater?"

LMAOOOOOOO I WAS DYING!

[derbiester]

Upload it =D.

[runedeath46]

charlie: you made the honor roll

jake: whats that?

[54spiritedwill54]

i love this show.

[djricky09]

" the metaphor is know complete :)"

jake (it's not here but i saw it): "who want's to lick the beater?" xDD

[ConnieB11]

this show rules

[guythatplayshockey04]

u shoulda put the last joke in there.

[cassiew2]

this is my fav episode

[Kyl3dk05]

"-And if the day should come when you find yourself in a cupcake drought - and those days come, don't kid yourself - well, then you just shell out a couple of bucks for a nice ho-ho."

[troopermas]

its a greatt show in

the AUS but the pre recorded laughs can get annoying when they laugh after everything the say....when you take notice of it you will understand...

great show thoughhhope it lasts till seaon 9 at least

[Ryderok123]

this is the best tv show ever

[Feerulace]

Awesome TV show.

[WoWfan78797]

What season is this?

[bihero]

good metaphor lolz

[onepack]

I was thinking; boy i hope that's really warm rain loool

[niceguy2134]

Two and a half men RULEZ

[Squirrelpaw10120]

It didn't show part that was in the show. Alan comes into the room when Jake's leaving and asks what they were talking about. He says 'Sex.' and just leaves. He's just a liiiittle bit smarter than they give him credit for.... just a bit.

lol

[hadb3nbiH]

taking matters into his own hands :D

the writer is a freekin' genius

[jdjdjd1hotmailde]

I love Two and a half men

[AXDESERTEAGLEAX]

just get a hoehoe lmao

[nikyoma]

lol jakes so cute

[rivermauro]

two and a half men is the best sitcom ever

i see it everyday in argentina

[niceguy2134]

oK?

[Pubguy]

LOLOLOL

[Gingnirmon]

how about janet jackson boob cupcakes

[MUDRUNNINGCUTIE]

names not inportant!keep going

[VHEAG]

a good american sitcom is far and few between. this on is real good. i love those `adult themes' that come through without being too out there.

[pps234]

wheres the one where alan ask charlie what is she good at and then jakes say she good at being a stone cold biotch

[alpturantan]

that kid is such a good actor

[emmiiiily]

hahahahahahaaahaaha

i love this show.

[momspry]

Should have included the part where Alan says,"what are you guys talking about?" Jake says, "sex."

[Gingnirmon]

jake=retarded son of a bitch

[alexvino99]

whats your problem?

[amuz]

"..taking matters in his own hand. The metaphor is now complete." LOL

[bfflilly66]

lol

[pancakesandtea]

cutest little kid ever has the most adorable pumpkin face

[Gingnirmon]

why dont he get drunk and vomit everywhere!

[TheOreoGuru]

haha

[gonzaperez16]

This is my all time favorite sitcom, Charlie Sheen is F*KIN' hilarious!!

[lightningmunk]

lol for a nice ho ho

[griffinfoster7]

lol this is the best show ever lol...

[mrkennedy4321]

Charlie is the best@@@@@@@@ hilariose

[matthew209]

lol

[garylssk]

i love this show but i hate chalie sheens character, jon cryer just makes it worth while.

[TheOreoGuru]

This is funny but so is laughing at black people

[Eroo5]

LOL

[bzup9mm]

What the fuck is funny about laughing at black people you faggot?

[TheOreoGuru]

haha you're gay

[bzup9mm]

How am i gay?

You look like a fucking fagot and your throwing the (gay) word around?Shit your pathetic,go hang yourself.

[ihatefatherjudge]

laughing at niggers is fun, ur a fuckin faggot!!

[bzup9mm]

get a life,you online nazis are so pathetic.

[bzup9mm]

Wow...ok this is over....I thought only 11 year olds used mother jokes.

[SweetYuya]

ROFLMAO that is hysterical! Thanks Adamizpoisoned for the link! Awesome :D Added this one to favs for when I need a good laugh.

[cougfan33]

rofl but it was a really good cupcake

[egyptianapocolypse]

this is one of the best shows on TV

[OboxerU]

Charlie is quite the philosopher.

[jaymaccool]

hahah, taking matters into his own hands

[oOTreFeatJamOo]

i Love TWo and a Half men

[shinystuff101]

i get it... do you?

[DATDUDE1979]

i wanna grow up to be just like charlie

[celticsrthebest]

me too hes my hero