Paramore: How To Impress A Girl

[othtvdfan99]

I always say like so like Jeremy after I saw this. Habit.

[BrunaLoth]

this only impress me cuz it's jeremy davis

[christinaperriawsome]

im a girl and i think it use less

[macdonaldmoe]

i did this at a party like 4 years ago, people thought i was weird and didnt pay much attention lol.

[marco65733]

yeah right!! like that is going to work.

[Mrtinngwe]

i think i learn this in physic class. i can't remember... lol

[FunkyEskimo11]

How to impress a girl: Be Jeremy Davis! <3

[SuperGeorgie8]

@FunkyEskimo11 :D

[jaredloveleto]

this is how to impress a parawhore girl =P

[CovertEffect]

how to impress a girl? be pro at beer pong.

[naruto200152]

alright Jeremy, you make a video on how to impress Hayley because that would rock my world

[2KLEEN123]

Wack

[missingfredhhp]

like..aso. 

[werefadingfaster]

Errrm...... Ok then Jeremy.

[Lordoftheflies234]

I think playing Fences or Careful on bass works better :P

[bungbungist]

how to impress a girl: be jeremy davis

[SactionedImmolation]

Dis shit retarded. Dumb cracka fool.

[xXxEmYkOxXx]

0:35 best part of the vid xD!

[FirefliesAround]

REMEMBER: Ya have to be a Jeremy.

[Ro07ze]

Wow I balanced two forks on a cup. Now I have to buy condoms....

[sexysportsbabe770]

keep thinking this will help you get girls.see how far you get.....

[CircusActProductions]

How to impress a girl: Be Yourself.

[haeleyb10]

lol hayley 0:35

[FauR3]

If I were famous, I think that would work xD

[sk8ordie1999emo]

haha, for all the people that clicked this video wanted to know how to get a girl, i clicked it to tell you this "this isn't really what girls want, girls don't enjoy little tricks on a table they want to feel loved and secure plz don't try this, its pathetic if you do, because if you *think* she likes it your going to be searching you tube for more pathetic tips that night" xD

[iiPhReaKProductions]

Freakin FAIL... IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL THAT YOU FELL IN LOVE YOU CAN TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER..SIMPLE

[dotAimtube]

I totaly got laid after i did that to a random girl in a bar. She was actually drunk like shi... But still!

[notforvideos]

@dotAimtube LoL

[ricdeez10]

0:36 :D

[ThJoker594]

so a girl will like u if u can balance 2 forks on a glass?

[HeissePussy666]

@ThJoker594 yep :D



[JustAnotherUTuba]

@ThJoker594 if you are Jeremy ...probably :DDD

[TheTrialsOfMichi]

....I don't get it.

[JeanArtemis]

I don't get why you have to burn the tooth pick >_<

[daraadaraa]

@JeanArtemis Look at it really closely, he burns away the end of the toothpck so that the forks are like balancing on NOTHING :O :D

[zunoo19]

i don't get it!

[LiloniaSDgirl]

My dad would always do this when we had guests over. 0.o

Who was he trying to impress .

[pandaboochxx]

im a girl, and i am impressed!

[Lakota747]

@pandaboochxx HOW?!?!?

[eleonora44b]

the same trick patrick jane (the mentalist) did !!!!!!!! it was really cool and i try it but he did it with a fork and a spoon

[MvPMaverick]

i tried but i was stupid after they were impressed then i straight away asked would you go out with me then she slapped and walked off :(

[zarakikenpachiize]

hello someone help me please.....i m wondering how to avoid girls....i cant do it......

[alesanadashit]

@zarakikenpachiize dude i really don't understand why you want to avoid them just saying...

[TheMrSupermanX]

that is no way to impress a girl :L

[samiouer]

oh booner! pfffff

[shadowedj]

How to impress a girl: Be a member of a platinum selling band.

[10TheRookie]

-.-' this is stupid...

[KaneCero]

That trick was good i hooked 25 girls with it and the 26th one said:Wtf was that le me show you a better trick (then she kissed me directly) lol

[SINGHPUNJAB11]

Not if she has a degree in physics

[pplon18]

To Impress a girl.. HELICOPTER DICK!

[inteligenttaipren]

Tell her you´re a guy....



[pielover771]

1431 people fell down the stairs while watch this video 

[knuckjack]

Sure, you can get any chick with that!! Any chick below 6 ¬¬

[manooolf]

how it will impress a girl??

[LastCallBackHomeTV]

we love you

[Nushiixox]

What did I just watch..

[l33tshoe]

Don't think I'd want a girlfriend thats impressed by that. Bet she'd say wow every time she flushed the toilet. Omg there was poop there but now its gone, its a miracle.

[NINJABANDHAN1]

Hi..I like a girl very much..but i dont have any contact of her..we meet everyday in the school and tutions..but we dont have any conversations..we are just casual friends..how to impress her..

[MrKelliKins]

@NINJABANDHAN1 this .



[beepIL]

i tried to impress a girl with it,

but then i took an arrow to the knee

[ThJoker594]

So.. a girl will like you if you can balance 2 focks on a glass?

[xKissAndMakeUpx]

Funny, if Hayley was the one to do this trick, would we hear so many negative comments? Pfft, go Jeremy! <3

[watchfromtheshadows]

way cool.



[XxRobloxianLuigiXx]

Me: Look at this!

10 MINUTES LATER

Girl: Okaaayy..

[candybubbles]

old ass trick



[ILuvParamore1234]

I meant -3 :P

[ILuvParamore1234]

Lol kwl trick-3

[SavingHeart]

I'm not going wild, but that's actually pretty cool. That's something that, if the girl was impressed, she might ask you to teach her how to do. Which would lead to conversation, which may lead to a date... I dunno. Just speculation.

[JamesAspey96]

@SavingHeart which could then lead to SEX hahahah

[OnGoingFlame]

@JamesAspey96 and then children :(

[MisuzuthePilot]

I don't get how this is offensive... get a sense of humor! lol.

[Xxbostonbruinsx]

wow thats offending

[barbarapalacios9957]

omg i love nascar but i dont get it

[LxJhq]

i used to balance forks on cups, then i toke an arow in the knee...

[asiis1000]

@LxJhq i used to spell badly, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[LittleSis3]

omg, my dad did that just yesterday.. it impressed my brother's friends xD

[joshgoertzen18]

holy crap that was nuts, totally gotta try that!

[alantheactionguy]

cool, but what's the deal with the lighter at the end?

[argga]

like-a so

[horses4everwild]

How the heck is that supposed to make me go wild? "Oh it's two forks and a toothpick balancing on a cup" Big whoop.

[andythedandy9]

HOLY SHIT

[MsDemonJESTER]

em.. what i am supposed to see?

[xoxShadowGirl]

I was, admittedly, completely impressed by that :)

[akupaku9]

i dont get it wat happened

[soccergirl385]

pantydropper

[SeXyLaDythtluvhugs18]

lol, i was impressed.....

[dragonrasp]

Wow! I'm amazed at how easily impressed the girls in your area are!

[MajorEpicFail2010]

this is nothing......they do this at my local coney island.

[SuperPurpleBubbleGum]

lol

[destiney3989]

so gay....its bs

[SquashMcCain]

I Like Turtles.

[GoryTrain]

I bet 200K of Viewers Were MEN . HA

[jasmincita2000]

jajaja i dont think u can get a girl with that men! XD

[CrazzyCowcat]

When I was 11 I've been on a school trip and I really liked a girl so I bought some chocolate. When we all had to go to sleep I sneaked out of the window and I went to the window where the girls were sleeping. I sang a song for her that I've been studying for like 3 hours. All the girls were like OMG! and after I was done I threw the chocolate through a gate at the top. The next day I asked her if she wants to be my girlfriend. She said: I don't know yet -> No. YOU CAN'T FIX GIRLS WITH TRICKS!

[Mycrosss]

What girls has he been dating? He also looks and sounds like a gay,so that explains why he sucks at impressing girls i guess...

[Nessiedx]

when the video was done i was like "uuh?"

[Giselle45love]

If u want to impress us.....just buy us cloths o.O That simple. And if they dont want cloths just give them to me ^^ The more the merryer xD

[SuperXlala]

well this must work... i'm a girl and was very impressed

[jeremyzipzer]

That is actually such a cool trick, im gonna have to try that!

[sandrathethug]

i'm impressed.

[marcouandreas]

ena exo na po...M-A-L-A-K-I-A!!!

[Missmyphone]

@TheBvb14 fake BIIATCH

[TheFeyones]

Thumb up if you are the 200.000 viewer!

[Hoodguy143]

thubs up if you tried this to impress a girl n dint work.

[roxiepere21]

lmao dat was so random but i love it!

[PieNomNom]

on the reaction thingy theres no "impressed" option! :(

[halfbloodprincesss7]

I must say, I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed :) but that just could be because Jeremy Davis is adorable

[Afrojoebro]

197,894 people have girl problems

[Tomybacon]

pretty cool if you atracting a magician (magicians can be hot!)

[lhtony]

It's easy, I just whip out my dick

[987654321sannu123]

I would be like: O_o .... I dont get it ...

[MrAsafsadf]

i got laid 14 times before the video even ended

[satoshinjiro15]

i highly doubt it!! xD

[Octavia8Country]

@satoshinjiro15 I was impressed! Then I tried it myself, and... I get it now! just so you know, I'm here because of sterio hearts! <3<3<3/love love love Adam Levine!  Hottest guy in the world!

[MrTropicalCow]

I thought this was a song by paramore :P

[Theaqwcommentary]

i came from stereo hearts

[bhatia1995]

i dont get it.

[shokyu42]

Instead of criticising him for how un-impressive you think his trick is I say you should give some insights on how you'de be impressed yourselves! :P

[querty117320]

I did this in front on a bunch of girls and my mom came and said "DON'T PLAY WITH A LIGHTER YOUR TOO YOUNG" and I got embarrassed instead " AND IM 16!!! "

[aurash74]

i'm a girl and i'm also offended

[kimybelieber123]

im a girl and im offended

[TheSarbear3333]

haha LOL! :P

[Marisarocks21]

that would freek me out if a guy tryed to impress me like that! cause i say thats stew-pid

[DeFlamecon]

I must be the stupidest nerd in existence...I don't understand how this gets anyone a girlfriend. Entertaining maybe...but not enough to win a girl unless she's super easy to entertain.

Here's what I did to get a girl:

"Hey you like The Elder Scrolls?"

Girl: "Yeah."

"You get Skyrim yet?"

Girl: "No, but my friend has it for Xbox"

"Collector's Edition. :D"

[Octavia8Country]

@DeFlamecon None of that made any sence what-so-ever to me!:P To get a girl tell jokes, be funny, and nice! (P.S. If your a country guy, then you have a better chance! Country guys are super hot!!!)

[TheAmazingOscar]

I did this trick to a girl and she screamed and yelled "AHHHH FREAKY WEIREDO!!!".

[flomadebyflo]

Can i get like for no reason ?=D

[deepepperlover]

wooow!!! I'm definitely impressed!

[lunamaniak]

i thought this was a song?

derp...

[FluffyCandyPanda]

well it works.. im impressed...

[AmazeDugan]

Fuck logic

[chrispp07]

JAjajajajjaja... Ok If before I didn't like him now I do... Waaoo!! Jajajajjaja.. -_-

[zaqo13]

I don't really get what the trick is.

[twprprincess14]

OH MY GOOD !!

Haha i love hiim !

[mikofujiify]

0:36 LUV U!

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

Girls: if im a fat ugly nerd that rarely showers, would this trick get me laid?

[GamerGirl961]

@ssuuppeerrbbooyy that would be the opposite of what you. Besides if you stink that automatically turns girls away. If your fat because you choose not to lose weight that turns girls away, if it's genetic they won't mind to much. Just saying since I'm a girl and that's my opinion.

[DaniTyranecia]

Patrick Jane did this in an episode of the Mentalist.

[TheGirlWhoIsSoHappy]

He's right, it's pretty cool, that's coming from a girl :)

[musicxfan64]

.....I cut my finger....the fork cut my finger when i tried to interlock them....i cant even do that

[TheTuccillo]

does it frekin work

[Thepinkmist0]

I'm a girl and im impressed.....

[TheBloodPassion]

"Try to choose not a shaky table; I chose the worst table in existence." LOL.

[FunkyEskimo11]

Jeremy.. Marry me? <3

[VampireKitty25]

well,that impressed me!<3

[xNothingImportantx]

How to impress a girl: step one- become Jeremy Davis

[abohnsen19]

@xNothingImportantx Disagreed, the step one would be: Become Adam Levine

[Octavia8Country]

@abohnsen19 Yes yes yes! Adam Levine is so so so hot!!!

[gifted97]

That's not how to impress the girls, that's how to impress any living human being.

[BreeInW0nderland]

@Muath3 I came from "Paramore: how to pack in under five minutes" should i be proud? :D

[FunkyEskimo11]

Gotta love Jeremy.. :) <3

(Not as much as Taylor though.. :P)

[jacobas444]

what is this video about??.. trick??

[BlackVeilSix66]

Yes...this made me love Jeremy Davis even more!!! xD

[42sk8rgirl42]

haha jeremy doesnt need any tricks(:

[BMdizzie]

i dont get the trick?

[Muath3]

thumbs up if you came from ( Stereo Hearts ) O_o

[yhara13]

HE SAID 'UNO, DOS' .........!!!!!!!! AAAAAW

[xxdylanxx135]

Will This Work On Hayley??

[duhhxxxiloveyou]

i met my wife doing that.