I wasn't trying to get all mad but the fact of the matter is that the comment was unnecessary and that it DID hurt my feelings. I'm not going to get mad at you because your RIGHT! I was outta line because i was upset but i wasn't trying to act big, i was trying to make a point. I did no better than the person, it's just that when someone talks to me like that I automatically snap into action and defend myself, but no I'm not going to get furious. So there's my side.
You're telling him to cool it, and that he was rude, and yet you do no better. I wouldn't have said anything, but you don't even reply directly to him, and yet act big telling him to not say anything else. Go ahead, get mad and curse me out, I'll have a good time not caring while you get furious.
@E1craZ4life one problem. How is he charged the 15 days for lunch? he only took one hour of lunch out of the 263 days he had after all his days he didnt work. So 263 x 1 hour = 263 hours. Approximately 11 days. You've shorted him 4 dollars.
@xKidChaos ..."racist" is a vague phrase contrived by the tribe (i.e, you proud lot who "don't care"), so as to smear anyone who wakes up to and raises a voice against their machinations in the world, and especially within our societies! Very conveniently ignoring the "chosen people's" very own brand of such! We hate you...because you hate us! Notice the part how you don't actually refute what I originally said, but resort immediately to the kind of evasion techniques you lot are notorious for?!
The fact that he worked 8 hours a day means 16 hours was deducted for each day AS WELL as the days he didn't work, which means 16+24 hours were taken AS WELL as the hour lunch which comes to 41 hours each day he didn't work. The days are also wrong. He took a vacation for 2 weeks, including the 2 sundays in it, so 54 sundays were deducted, + 26 saturdays. In total, 105 days had 41 hours taken from them, and 288 days had 16 hours taken from them. 288+105 = 393. I'm surprised he got paid at all.
Abbott counted the weekends in the vacations and holidays separately. Also costello was working 8 hours and eating 1 hour so he shouldnt have been counted off for that
hey you guys remember the cartoon caracters from looney toons the fat short cat and the tallk skiny cat and the short one allways screaming Babet? lol. these guys i wander if they are the guys who did there voices
He didn't work Sundays, but since he only worked 1/3 of the days, you take 1/3 of the Sundays. 52/3 = 17
So he has 104 dollars.
Half a day on saturday, 1/3 of the saturdays is 17, half is 9 (8.5 round up)
So he has 87. 14 day vacation, he loses 14, 73. Lunch, 1 hour a day for the 121 days he worked is 5 days, so 5 dollars. Now he has 68. 13 Holidays is 13 dollars, making him 55.
@WealthyAffiliateJour No, because the 1$ was what was left over after the other deductions, this is a completely different equation so that extra 1$ has nothing to do with this.
@TraxisOnTheLines well I like the correct math BUT (I know it better then you do) 14 day vacation, -2 for sunday 12, and when u have 121 days-13 holidays u get 108 and for the 1 hour u get about 4 dollars, now add the 2 and 1 dollars to the old total of 55 and he should have made $58
@TraxisOnTheLines i see the flaw in your math the sundays your saying to deduct 1/3 of the day which means by your math he would pay him 2/3 of the sunday days
after much calculation, i found the the guy worked a full 24 hr day 83 times in that year, and being 1 dollar per 24 hr period, that being the definition of a "day", he is owed 83 dollars.
@Comdesron17 the unions seem to be doing this to the workers, not the business, since many ppl have to pay dues they don't want to pay, since the don't want to be in the union. while its not technically a mandate, if u don't pay them, they will get u fired and replace u with someone who will pay them.
The problem is that he took days off such as holidays or that two week vacation which already included the Sundays and Saturdays. So, they counted those more than once.
Jeff I don't mind taxes if corporations pay them. Check ENRON and GOOGLE what they have done. Warren Buffet said his secretary paid more taxes than he did.
@manyflga thats because Warren Buffett can afford a law firm to squeeze through legal loopholes and get a ton of money out of it. The American people at large cannot.
Progressive income tax needs to be abolished in favor of fair/flat tax
he should of ended up with more then a dollar he took the Sundays away already and split the Saturdays in half .. there for he should of never lost two dollars for the Sundays or a dollar for the two Saturdays on vacation he should have 4 dollars!!!
@greenmole20 Shhhh,shhhh...look at it this way, 365 days minus vacations minus lunch breaks minus sundays halved, and then a third of that, equals one. And you shuold probably tip the waiter standing behind you with that one, otherwise I'll remember you owe me a buncha money for the tax deductions that we need to pay.
what a duo,i tell you, nothing like it, i watched them back way when i was 12 years old it was called midday mattine featuering abbot and costello, great comics i say.
Genius, but he got ripped off about 4 dollars. ):
They calculated each Sunday and Saturdays and then during the two week vacation, they counted 14days. Meaning they counted the Saturdays and Sundays again!
What did they say at 0:10?
E1craZ4life 2 weeks ago
@E1craZ4life i think it was "she's in cynthia's room!!"
bringtheheat555 2 weeks ago
Working 365 days a year- $365
Working 24 hours a day, except for February, which has 28, priceless.
For everything else, there's Abbot and Costello.
CaptainLordDestructo 2 weeks ago
365 days in a year = $365.
Didn't work Sundays; 365 days - 52 Sundays = $313
Half a day on Saturdays; 313 - 26 Saturdays = $287
Two-week vacation; 11 days (weekends accounted for) 287 - 11 = $276
13 holidays off; 276 - 13 = $263
Worked 8 hours a day; 263 / 3 = $88
Took an hour a day for lunch; 263 hours total, 263 / 24 = 11 days; 88 - 11 = $77.
So he was supposed to get $77.
E1craZ4life 3 weeks ago
@Landistus
Thank you!
CutifulKaity 1 month ago
@djziggurat
I wasn't trying to get all mad but the fact of the matter is that the comment was unnecessary and that it DID hurt my feelings. I'm not going to get mad at you because your RIGHT! I was outta line because i was upset but i wasn't trying to act big, i was trying to make a point. I did no better than the person, it's just that when someone talks to me like that I automatically snap into action and defend myself, but no I'm not going to get furious. So there's my side.
CutifulKaity 1 month ago
@CutifulKaity Its the internet, We are suppose to thank insults! cause they really mean the opposite!
Landistus 1 month ago
You better watch your mouth! Think before you say things cause that was plain RUDE! ALRIGHT?!!? So cool it and BACK OFF! TO mapache11
ps- dont even bother saying anything else ok? And get some manners! Seriously?!
CutifulKaity 1 month ago
@CutifulKaity
You're telling him to cool it, and that he was rude, and yet you do no better. I wouldn't have said anything, but you don't even reply directly to him, and yet act big telling him to not say anything else. Go ahead, get mad and curse me out, I'll have a good time not caring while you get furious.
djziggurat 1 month ago
Ha! ha! A classic! i just watched a movie marathon of abbet and costello for new years! Love em'!
CutifulKaity 2 months ago
@CutifulKaity who is "abbet"? You're an insult to your parents and whoever taught you to read.
mapache11 2 months ago
so techinally he worked only 1 day.
RJIncorporated 2 months ago
Minimum wage is 5 dollars if he doesn't get that he can bring his boss or former boss to court
supernataral22 2 months ago
365 days in a year - 52 Sundays = $313.
313 - 26 Saturdays = $287
287 - 11-day vacation = $276
276 - 15 days for lunch = $261
261 - 13 holidays = $248
248 / 3 = $83 for a year's work.
E1craZ4life 2 months ago
@E1craZ4life one problem. How is he charged the 15 days for lunch? he only took one hour of lunch out of the 263 days he had after all his days he didnt work. So 263 x 1 hour = 263 hours. Approximately 11 days. You've shorted him 4 dollars.
shamen490 2 months ago
@shamen490 I realized that after posting the comment. So he should've had $87.
E1craZ4life 2 months ago
Tell me again why people work.
E1craZ4life 2 months ago
omg y this is no hd?? omgzzz
nejnej00 3 months ago
Hey Skotp69 it's a comedy routine get a life
mikebgoode005 3 months ago
Notice how it's the cunning Jew taking monetary advantage of poor ol' Lou!
SKOTP69 3 months ago
@SKOTP69 wow gunna bring racist remarks into this arent we well im a jew and proud of it hate us jews all you wunt WE DONT CARE!!!!
xKidChaos 3 months ago
@xKidChaos ..."racist" is a vague phrase contrived by the tribe (i.e, you proud lot who "don't care"), so as to smear anyone who wakes up to and raises a voice against their machinations in the world, and especially within our societies! Very conveniently ignoring the "chosen people's" very own brand of such! We hate you...because you hate us! Notice the part how you don't actually refute what I originally said, but resort immediately to the kind of evasion techniques you lot are notorious for?!
SKOTP69 3 months ago
@SKOTP69 it's a freakin' comedy routine
prof1661 2 months ago
@SKOTP69 bad choice of words mate
Cationification 2 months ago
@Cationification No, a completely accurate, correct, totally spot on choice of words!...and I'm not your mate.
SKOTP69 2 months ago
a big LOL
grupotusolucion 3 months ago
fun!
calcularhipoteca 3 months ago
Poor guy
TheCandyYoshi 3 months ago
your math is a little off, also a dollar a day is 1 dollar for the time you worked, be it 1 hour or 25 hours
SpyMaster356 4 months ago
classic !...i love Buds math, lol
ronnied828 4 months ago
costello is one unlucky fellow
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The fact that he worked 8 hours a day means 16 hours was deducted for each day AS WELL as the days he didn't work, which means 16+24 hours were taken AS WELL as the hour lunch which comes to 41 hours each day he didn't work. The days are also wrong. He took a vacation for 2 weeks, including the 2 sundays in it, so 54 sundays were deducted, + 26 saturdays. In total, 105 days had 41 hours taken from them, and 288 days had 16 hours taken from them. 288+105 = 393. I'm surprised he got paid at all.
L33tImagination 5 months ago
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L33tImagination 5 months ago
*to get 365 dollars now I only have one
Brickz4u 5 months ago
Lol I'm supposed
Brickz4u 5 months ago
...so....he only worked...oneday? lol
TheGuitarshooter 5 months ago
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L33tImagination 5 months ago
69 dollars... WHATS WITH THE BUt lol
busyoshi12 5 months ago
every day has 24 hours except for February which has 28
MrPianoGod 5 months ago 33
these two guys are just great,.i watched these as a child growing up and watching them now brings back how much ive missed em.
reverendkane1 5 months ago
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aidanaboy10708 5 months ago
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aidanaboy10708 5 months ago
I suck at math.....
aZianPride341 6 months ago
ok im cinfused :(
lolipop4421 6 months ago
WHATS WITH THE BUTT
zackdoesblogs 7 months ago
this is a prime example of abbott being funny... hes more then just a straight man
TheTributeMedia 7 months ago
Abbott counted the weekends in the vacations and holidays separately. Also costello was working 8 hours and eating 1 hour so he shouldnt have been counted off for that
fjuiz34 7 months ago
hey you guys remember the cartoon caracters from looney toons the fat short cat and the tallk skiny cat and the short one allways screaming Babet? lol. these guys i wander if they are the guys who did there voices
TheNosferatu5 7 months ago
Poor Lou. Abbott is a horrible boss.
michellesupport89 7 months ago
What movie is this from?
nv88 8 months ago
well costello tried to keep some money but abbot kept tugging the proverbial fishhook
GodzillaETR0393 8 months ago
SEARCH SCHWARTZY AND PAGANA!!! THEY'RE THE SECOND COMMING!!
TheFunnySmiths 8 months ago
365
8 hours a day, 1/3 of a day, he gets 121.
He didn't work Sundays, but since he only worked 1/3 of the days, you take 1/3 of the Sundays. 52/3 = 17
So he has 104 dollars.
Half a day on saturday, 1/3 of the saturdays is 17, half is 9 (8.5 round up)
So he has 87. 14 day vacation, he loses 14, 73. Lunch, 1 hour a day for the 121 days he worked is 5 days, so 5 dollars. Now he has 68. 13 Holidays is 13 dollars, making him 55.
He got ripped off for 55, poor Costello :(
TraxisOnTheLines 8 months ago 26
@TraxisOnTheLines 54 $ actually since he got paid 1$
WealthyAffiliateJour 7 months ago
@WealthyAffiliateJour No, because the 1$ was what was left over after the other deductions, this is a completely different equation so that extra 1$ has nothing to do with this.
TraxisOnTheLines 7 months ago
@TraxisOnTheLines I was talking about "He got ripped off for 55" ;P You have it right.. I was just being an ass.
WealthyAffiliateJour 7 months ago
@TraxisOnTheLines Captain Obvious
mroxiful 2 months ago
@TraxisOnTheLines why would you take 1/3 off of Sunday when he didn't work at all ergo he loses 52 not 17 in that regard
nv88 2 months ago
@nv88 Because you already took off 2/3 of the Sundays when you divided 365 by 3, we don't need to take them off again.
TraxisOnTheLines 2 months ago
@TraxisOnTheLines well I like the correct math BUT (I know it better then you do) 14 day vacation, -2 for sunday 12, and when u have 121 days-13 holidays u get 108 and for the 1 hour u get about 4 dollars, now add the 2 and 1 dollars to the old total of 55 and he should have made $58
STARWARSMARC 1 month ago
@TraxisOnTheLines i see the flaw in your math the sundays your saying to deduct 1/3 of the day which means by your math he would pay him 2/3 of the sunday days
zefer5585 3 weeks ago
@TraxisOnTheLines u forgot the 2 week vacation
zefer5585 1 week ago in playlist matrh can be fun
Poor Costello :(
kickbutt456789 8 months ago
lol that's so dirty.
wario7414 8 months ago
LOL, Obamanomics simplified.
darkhunter64 9 months ago
Costello always has the short end of the straw
Scaramanga87 9 months ago
5 people got fired
duploticus 9 months ago
my two friends are doing this for my school play
Glace12341 9 months ago 2
after much calculation, i found the the guy worked a full 24 hr day 83 times in that year, and being 1 dollar per 24 hr period, that being the definition of a "day", he is owed 83 dollars.
fakjbf 9 months ago
Well, he got hired by screwing with numbers. Serves him right lol
popCORRRRN 10 months ago
Oh yeah, remember those half hour breaks on Friday? That's an additional 8 dollars leaving you owing me 7
AHeckman118 10 months ago
5 people got their last dollar swiped
Puzzler0625 11 months ago
My favorite sketch
WeBothLoveLamps 11 months ago
This is why you need 'unions'! Rich business men are doing this now with the help of some dirt bag politicians. e.g. Wisconsin Michigan, who's next?
Comdesron17 11 months ago
@Comdesron17 Yeah unions are great! Even when you don't want to be in one, you have to pay the dues anyways!
TheTapeandscissors 10 months ago
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@TheTapeandscissors ... nothing in life has ever come free .. even pus*y
Comdesron17 10 months ago
@Comdesron17 So you enjoy paying for your neighbor's prostitutes? I am perplexed. Perplexed I am.
TheTapeandscissors 10 months ago
@Comdesron17 who is not next, who is on first
Alucard20039 10 months ago 2
@Comdesron17 This is the kind of things some unions keep trying to get by people so they get the money, instead of the people they "represent"
CrazedWolfen 10 months ago
@Comdesron17 the unions seem to be doing this to the workers, not the business, since many ppl have to pay dues they don't want to pay, since the don't want to be in the union. while its not technically a mandate, if u don't pay them, they will get u fired and replace u with someone who will pay them.
fakjbf 9 months ago
3:17 TO 3:21 IS THE BEST
mrnatedunkin1 11 months ago
1:30 actually
MasterT12345666 1 year ago
@MasterT12345666 "ya give me 69 dollars is really funny" NOT
mrnatedunkin1 11 months ago
1:31 best part
MasterT12345666 1 year ago
"there's 24 hours in a day ALL BUT FEBRUARY which has 28." hahahaha
Powerlight958 1 year ago 4
Always great fun! Check out our contemporary version of these guys at oldfartschannel. It's good clean fun.
OldFartsChannel 1 year ago
The actual answer to the math problem was $83.66773504
hijunny132 1 year ago
@hijunny132 no, its definitely not
SpooderW 1 year ago
i love costello's voice when he screams
Joinproclan 1 year ago
am i the only one that caught him saying february has 28 hours in a day???
cky18200 1 year ago
Only math can put a working man to sleep.
GameflyMonsterSR388 1 year ago
I'd love to see these two doing taxes.
mansitopinta 1 year ago 54
man Abott is such a cheat!!!
DarkNeonNightmare 1 year ago
The problem is that he took days off such as holidays or that two week vacation which already included the Sundays and Saturdays. So, they counted those more than once.
GGJT0 1 year ago 5
5 people made 1 dollar
dasportzman230z 1 year ago
this would be what taxs do to you pretty much thank you get a bunch of money back and get little to none back
11000charles 1 year ago
Jeff I don't mind taxes if corporations pay them. Check ENRON and GOOGLE what they have done. Warren Buffet said his secretary paid more taxes than he did.
manyflga 1 year ago
@manyflga thats because Warren Buffett can afford a law firm to squeeze through legal loopholes and get a ton of money out of it. The American people at large cannot.
Progressive income tax needs to be abolished in favor of fair/flat tax
beepandbop 1 year ago
@manyflga check how much his secretary's salary is. not the kind of secretary youre thinking of
ispankmidgets247 1 year ago
I LIKE THIS! HAHAHAHA!
firdausperry88 1 year ago
Feel the same way after they take out my taxes and health insurance from my pay check!!!
manyflga 1 year ago 89
@manyflga I understand, I'm sure you have never used the roads, water, airports or anything else in your life. You should ask for a refund.
jeffdaharper 1 year ago
Absolute total brilliance! The likes of which we will 'probably' never see again!!
Rioghal10 1 year ago
he should of ended up with more then a dollar he took the Sundays away already and split the Saturdays in half .. there for he should of never lost two dollars for the Sundays or a dollar for the two Saturdays on vacation he should have 4 dollars!!!
greenmole20 1 year ago
@greenmole20 and the vacation deduction was 3x more than it should have been.
DirtBagBoy91 1 year ago
@greenmole20 Shhhh,shhhh...look at it this way, 365 days minus vacations minus lunch breaks minus sundays halved, and then a third of that, equals one. And you shuold probably tip the waiter standing behind you with that one, otherwise I'll remember you owe me a buncha money for the tax deductions that we need to pay.
gster391 1 year ago
lol funny as f*ck
Zooroonies 1 year ago
We saw this today in Financial Math class =]
WillyFooFoos 1 year ago
Aw, and remember those 2 days you were sick? now we take 2 from 1...and yes, you owe me 1 dollar.
yehuda2000 1 year ago 8
@yehuda2000 Oh, and those 2 days :D
gster391 1 year ago
I would kick abbot's ass after the 2nd but..
Cresitan258 1 year ago 2
@Cresitan258 Especially when you consider how significant the money really is. $121 is quite a bit at the time.
lordike89 1 year ago
That's why we get paid by the hour.
Keviarti 1 year ago
@Keviarti 9.85/hour :3
Cresitan258 1 year ago
"WHAT'S WITH THE BUT !"
rct126 1 year ago 7
wow...if you think about it, if he paid enough attention to the deductions, he was taking too much from him.
he's giving him 1/3 from a dollar a day but subtracting a full dollar from an hours break. lmao
oliverTwisTeDandCO 1 year ago 3
@oliverTwisTeDandCO even though if you paid enough attention, you'd see that his math is total BS, and they all overlap.
BUT!
It's comedy, so don't worry about the details of the math ;)
dabeast711 1 year ago 2
@dabeast711 lol yea I know. I just like math so I noticed it is all :p
ElWray24 1 year ago
@ElWray24 o shit...I'm in my bro's screen name...lol respond to my oliver one if you decide to :p
ElWray24 1 year ago
lol
AmasterAmaster 1 year ago
poor dude
Hijabi101 1 year ago
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Leenz4u 1 year ago
"what's with the but" thts hilarious...
finally he left with nothing... haha
Leenz4u 1 year ago
24 hours in a day, all but February which has 28!!
spyrolad 1 year ago
classics gotta love em. oh how i miss em
oneslowride 1 year ago
he cheated the guy haaa
m1swahili 1 year ago
He's like "Whats with the bud!!!" LOL LOL LOL
ThePizzadude93 1 year ago
At 1:33 to 1:34 I love that scene. Hahahaha
ThePizzadude93 1 year ago
"aww no abbott, not that. please don't take that away from me. one little hour a day thats all i took, i did'nt eat much." xD
ledzeppelin27 1 year ago 3
haha these guys are funny
dacoolg10 1 year ago
check this up if you hate the new youtube setup! btw ABBOTT AND COSTELLO ROCK
Superstats1 1 year ago
sounds like my old boss!! LOL
Ja72corbin 1 year ago
Is there a website that has the script for this?
ifrenchyfry 1 year ago
Sorry,I meant a $1 a year.
chrisblablablablabla 1 year ago
1 dollar day means he earns less than $0.0001 each day!!! :( Find a new
job, dude. What does the guy get fired for anyway? (the sound quality is really bad.) :(
chrisblablablablabla 1 year ago
what a duo,i tell you, nothing like it, i watched them back way when i was 12 years old it was called midday mattine featuering abbot and costello, great comics i say.
chatoboy64 1 year ago
good memories.
madmomentsgo 2 years ago
Classic Abbott and Costello!! Abbott played the 'straight' man to Costello's comedy PERFECTLY.
peppersax 2 years ago
That was amazing!
HereIamWhatNow 2 years ago
oh man this is masterful work. fast talking him by counting multiple days ...hilarious :)
degen83 2 years ago
Wow, he worked a whole year to earn 1 dollar and some random waiter walks by and takes it : (
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xD
so funny
iExD 2 years ago
These guys were geniuses at false math.
AdudenamedKemp 2 years ago 163
if i get some (sum) of it ill be lucky lmao
eze14213 2 years ago 4
Genius, but he got ripped off about 4 dollars. ):
They calculated each Sunday and Saturdays and then during the two week vacation, they counted 14days. Meaning they counted the Saturdays and Sundays again!
FrozenDrink 2 years ago
lol you need to recalculate :-)
exc123 2 years ago
@FrozenDrink do the math, you'll figure out he got cheated out of way more than that.
kiltman13 2 years ago 5
That was the point.
MagnusvonYoshi 2 years ago 2
Which film is this from?
levanyzzuf 2 years ago
One Night in the Tropics
bjbell52 2 years ago 5
lol 'how many hours are in a day?' '24 except in fefburary there is 28' lol 28 hours in a day in feburary
urock123412 2 years ago
GENIUS
SirFrankoman 2 years ago 9
2:28 to the end <3 hahahaha
thisaintron 2 years ago
WHATS WITH THE BUT'S?!?! LOL
KohlKorruption 2 years ago 4
1 year... 1 dolar:))) LMFAO
Ola9SaMbA 2 years ago 3
Lol
fab186 2 years ago
Genius,just genius lol.
RyvernRaigon 2 years ago
poor guy.
JacksInn 2 years ago 9
Genius
keydetpiper 2 years ago 10
every time he subtracted he forgot
1.he only workd 1/3 of the day
2. he didn't even worl the holidays
gamenutt5 2 years ago
Why yes that IS the premise of the joke!
nitzwalsh86 2 years ago 2
0:56 LOL wait I just noticed he said there is 28 hours in a day in February xD
MacManLtd 2 years ago 2
That is Sooo true b42
lindseymccain2 2 years ago
i agree with b42baritone.
jacobwwalker 2 years ago
Congress is Bud Abbott, American people are Lou Costello.
b42baritone 2 years ago 117
So true. Sad, but true.
ATFrez 2 years ago
That's so true!!!
lorrblade 2 years ago 3
@b42baritone you have it backwards
ihavenoname87 1 year ago
@ihavenoname87 sorry i did
ihavenoname87 1 year ago
@b42baritone
LMAO!! and u rite...
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he did the math wrong. hahah taking 365 dollars out for each our of lunch, he included the days he didnt work.
so funny. hahaha
zebs3619 2 years ago
lol
halo2party 3 years ago
comic genius lol gotta love abbot and costello.
jasoffiloticus 3 years ago