i can chop an onion so fast that the gas don't even have time to reach my eyes.....
seriously guys, if you just use a sharp knife and cut quite fast you wont need to waste your time icing, boiling, eating bread and other bullsh!t.....
Or you can just man up and quit being a bitch. Seriously though, there isn't enough time to go through all of that nonsense if you work in a high volume fast paced environment. Cheers!
Ironically, @CyberStriker got flagged as spam for the following:
"Message to Chow: Please don't censor our comments. If comments get removed, people take that as a sign that Chow supports the type of draconian censorship that bills like the SOPA try to put into effect. Chow, please take a stand against unneeded censorship and allow people to express themselves. I enjoy your videos, as do others, but we all hate censorship (especially the SOPA)."
Why not mix those onions with some nice Doritos Consomme?
Message to Chow: Please don't censor our comments. If comments get removed, people take that as a sign that Chow supports the type of draconian censorship that bills like the SOPA try to put into effect. Chow, please take a stand against unneeded censorship and allow people to express themselves. I enjoy your videos, as do others, but we all hate censorship (especially the SOPA).
@CyberStriker While it'd be great if comments were actually relevant to the video at hand, we understand and appreciate the occasional joke, as long as it's not malicious. However, posting things like "consomme that shit" over and over again on every video does not add to the conversation. There's a big difference between expressing yourself and just creating spam.
@CHOW CONSOMME YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE........pshhh the nerve of chow these days. yeah ill be grabbing doritos out of your cornhole and consomme'ing that shit too
it's apparent i'm going to have to park my fat @ss on chow's youtube channel for eternity if i ever hope to be the first one to make a doritos consommé comment.
after each cut, make another batch of Doritos consommé
sharpkeet 1 week ago
i cryed just looking at the onion...
baar34 3 weeks ago
i can chop an onion so fast that the gas don't even have time to reach my eyes.....
seriously guys, if you just use a sharp knife and cut quite fast you wont need to waste your time icing, boiling, eating bread and other bullsh!t.....
MARIOIFERRAR3 1 month ago
0:30 <==== Shun premiere 6" santoku knife detected
cingcingyakahary 1 month ago
Or if you don't want to waste time light a candle next to you then cut the onion
EmperorDLY 1 month ago
or U can wear a pair of sunglasses ;P
ohdear97 1 month ago
love this guy, great tips :)
LittoBUbbo 1 month ago in playlist Latest Videos from CHOW.com
the last tip is amazing! why is that?
079004 1 month ago
consomme
bobbystips 1 month ago 2
Guess thats one way to prevent a chef from eating his own food..
fallendrgn 1 month ago
Light a candle near the cutting board. The vapors from the onion get sucked into the candle's flame.
ItsFizikal 1 month ago
you can also chew gum while you cut onions and that makes you not cry (has personal experiance with this)
kisa55 1 month ago
breathing through your mouth helps too. noseplugs might help but all the other cooks laugh at yuo then. lol
shafta99 1 month ago
"I pity the foo' who cries while chopping onions!"
jsprty 1 month ago
Chew Gum.
monobrowish 1 month ago
My tip..
Just use a sharp knife, man up and chop that sucka!!!! =)
jimmypalmhager 1 month ago
When Chuck Norris chops onions, Chuck doesn't cry the onions do.
NAFR 1 month ago
wearing contacts works best.
stickyfoot84 1 month ago
thats like have to bite down on a peice of wood and cutting your self :D
TheLilaznkiddo 1 month ago
This Guy is one of the coolest Chefs Yet... Don't Even need To make a Dorito Consomme joke
dillonpapst 1 month ago 4
breathe through your mouth, not your nose, and dont hover over the onion.... OR MAN THE HELL UP
thetragicmikey 1 month ago 2
Or you can just man up and quit being a bitch. Seriously though, there isn't enough time to go through all of that nonsense if you work in a high volume fast paced environment. Cheers!
disadeuche 1 month ago
Bread in mouth is total BS
oakwind 1 month ago
lol what does the bread do
pyro51090 1 month ago
consumme that tear.
jigsaw99 1 month ago
@jigsaw99 AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
1nquisitive 1 month ago
show more of this man. i like him.
GigglingShroomz 1 month ago 91
@GigglingShroomz same ;D
Milanele 1 month ago
hothothothothot
ReikoNemo 1 month ago
and ever and ever and ever and ever
DaMagicConchShell 1 month ago
Don't get emotionally attached to the onion.
louMacNtire 1 month ago 5
I chop onions with my eyes.
GoliathGunner 1 month ago 18
@GoliathGunner bahahhahhahah
cookieWedding 1 month ago
@GoliathGunner this should be top comment
Slayer902 1 month ago
Wow he's sexy.
ShizukaRose 1 month ago 3
@lenhister Well played. hahaha
yokohamaguy75 1 month ago
or chew gum
peteyandjaydee 1 month ago
You know, I heard that you could blow on the onion, seriously, while cutting it and that helps. Upon trying it, it does actually seems to help.
MRSketch09 1 month ago
@FreeWatcher222 Power!
Jagonomic 1 month ago
i like this guy.. we need more of him..
rejectofthemoon 1 month ago 4
popping the onion the the freezer for 2 minutes also helps alot.
elly0nline 1 month ago
contact lenses are the best, no crying what so ever.
Kennylol 1 month ago
I KNEW THIS BEFORE THE VIDEO.
although I found it out accidentally.
08hunnybunny80 1 month ago
swimming goggles
henrooo 1 month ago 2
Actually, one of those cheap plastic fans right beside the board works like a charm.
I could have sworn that was also a chow tip?
At any rate, it works.
Which is more than I can say for most of that video.
A sharp knife is good, otherwise, not so much.
wmg111 1 month ago
IT JUST THE CHEWING ACT, that makes you NOT cry best is chewing a peppermint gum, there you go no icing or boiling, you're welcome!
giggzTV 1 month ago
i think he just wanted to eat a piece of bread. i dont blame him
sammileah 1 month ago
Yeah the dorito consomme jokes got old a few videos ago.
Smartass8504 1 month ago
Ironically, @CyberStriker got flagged as spam for the following:
"Message to Chow: Please don't censor our comments. If comments get removed, people take that as a sign that Chow supports the type of draconian censorship that bills like the SOPA try to put into effect. Chow, please take a stand against unneeded censorship and allow people to express themselves. I enjoy your videos, as do others, but we all hate censorship (especially the SOPA)."
YouTube650 1 month ago
what is doritos consomme?
meleeaxsquad 1 month ago
@meleeaxsquad it's a crystal clear doritos soup which has a nice southern kick
spooky1000 1 month ago
@meleeaxsquad A consomme refined from Cool Ranch Doritos. It's great for giving your food that southwestern kick.
MCCENTx2 1 month ago
wtf is with all the doritos consomme jokes? its a great recipe guys
spikespeigel 1 month ago
Rinse the knife in Dorito Consomme after each cut.
49930075 1 month ago 75
@49930075 friggin' hilarious.
riptiki 1 month ago
dunk the onion in doritos consomme and it'll chop itself
realshiznit 1 month ago 3
This looks like the guy who does the voice for "Russell" from Happy Tree Friends...hey same name too!
magnacore11 1 month ago
@lenhister depending which flavor of Doritos you use! Use extreme pickle...yeah that will induce some tears...
magnacore11 1 month ago
chuck norris makes onions cry
cuttyflam 1 month ago
I never cry when I cut onions.
MrThecanuck 1 month ago
it helps if you call yourself "Brock"
ThePickledsoul 1 month ago
gum is for losers.
MissWakalaka 1 month ago
WHATTTT THE FUCK IS DORITOS CONSOME ?!?!
cristianoronaldokid9 1 month ago
@cristianoronaldokid9 watch the "How to make Doritos Consomme" here on CHOW and you'll understand.
Yuethefox 1 month ago
U can chew gum too!
AshleyTisdaleFan2145 1 month ago
Why not mix those onions with some nice Doritos Consomme?
Message to Chow: Please don't censor our comments. If comments get removed, people take that as a sign that Chow supports the type of draconian censorship that bills like the SOPA try to put into effect. Chow, please take a stand against unneeded censorship and allow people to express themselves. I enjoy your videos, as do others, but we all hate censorship (especially the SOPA).
CyberStriker 1 month ago 25
@CyberStriker While it'd be great if comments were actually relevant to the video at hand, we understand and appreciate the occasional joke, as long as it's not malicious. However, posting things like "consomme that shit" over and over again on every video does not add to the conversation. There's a big difference between expressing yourself and just creating spam.
CHOW 1 month ago 37
@CHOW Remove that consomme video then. It's ridiculous.
ItsFizikal 1 month ago
@CHOW OMG you cursed
pussylumpessru 1 month ago
@CHOW CONSOMME YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE........pshhh the nerve of chow these days. yeah ill be grabbing doritos out of your cornhole and consomme'ing that shit too
mark378564674 1 month ago 5
@CHOW fuck you bitch
ilovebarsnewjersey 4 weeks ago
@CHOW Your insulting 60% of your fan base
thehobknocher 1 week ago
@thehobknocher more like 95% LOL
kevin7993 1 week ago
Mr. T on CHOW!?! RAD!
I PITTY THE ONION!!!
omgitsjulian 1 month ago 2
this one is actually really helpful....no doritos consomme comment here!
danceiskool94 1 month ago
just get some gum...
Shiero1202 1 month ago
After you're done cutting, visit chow . com for a great onion consomme recipe.
iouzip4 1 month ago
it's apparent i'm going to have to park my fat @ss on chow's youtube channel for eternity if i ever hope to be the first one to make a doritos consommé comment.
stooge81 1 month ago 2
How to not cry while chopping an onion. Grow a pair :U
peepeevagi 1 month ago
lol.. sulfuric acid? i dont think he knows what he is talking about
skyde32 1 month ago
poop
DJNEGLIGENT 1 month ago
you could also try to consomme the onion
sasa540 1 month ago
>.>
omgffsImp 1 month ago