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  • IM HINDU AND I FUCK JEWS

  • [there isnt anything awesome about this video]. incredible- i learn something new or grasp something more freshingly anew every single day]

  • lol

  • HE IS A COMEDIAN PEOPLE..

  • HE BELIEVES WHAT HE BELIEVES. WE ARE FREE TO DO THAT. THAT WAS HIS POINT.

  • people believe what people believe.sorry. he is "people" just like the rest of us. I believe in god. some people just don't understand. HE MADE A POINT IN WHAT HE WAS SAYING. LIKE THE BIBLE.BUT HE IS HUMAN.the BIBLE MAKES YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE. I WAS NOT ALIVE WHEN IT WAS WROTE EITHER.PEOPLE WRITE OUR ON LIVES OFF EVERYDAY. THAT BIS IN THE BIBLE TOO.PEOPLE WILL SLANDER A COMEDIAN. BUT REFUSE TO SLANDER THE GOVERNMENT FOR THE WAY THEY TAKE THEIR OWN PEOPLE DOWN.

  • Wow, I just discovered this guy, awesome xD

  • No need to use so much profanity to make a good joke.

  • So funny! I've never seen a comidic atheist before :D

  • @xTipshedax lol never seen a athiestcomic? almost all of them

  • This dude's a genius.

  • SIMPLY FANTASTIC!

  • chicken was hatched from one of this species eggs. Welcome to the world of genetic mutation

  • @ residueMUSIC - to answer you question about which came first, the chicken or the egg... Quite frankly the egg came first. The species that the chicken evolved from slowly but surely gave rise to "gallus gallus", or Red Jungle Fowl" due to a change in the characteristic lifestyle of this animal. Whether it be because of migration or a natural event, the new characteristics of this environment slowly but surely changed the genetic makeup of this forerunner species, until eventually the modern

  • @Acilles451911 ...

    ... Damn. I actually got an answer to that question after years of curiosity.

  • @pjyg51241 you wouldn't even have the guts because apparently your religion condemns violence. So shut the fuck up son. and no one cares where the fuck you're from.

  • @residueMUSIC. Pretending you know stuff that is probably unknowable. Arrogance dressed up in a subtle threat or you are a trolling.

  • th...theres...no...santa?!??!! 

  • ITS ALL BEEN WRITTEN- IT IS WHAT IS WRITTEN THAT KNOWS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE, ETC. {THE WORD OF GOD}

  • IM LATINO AND IM CATHOLIC .... I WOULD FUCK THIS DUDE UP

  • @pjyg51241 hahahaha

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  • WE and THE CREATOR and HIS SON: Love you All, and Dearly, with Regret we Part ways from this Converstation, and Discourse, But though CROWN may in a sence entirely, I wont inregards to Prayer{You all will be in my prayers}, But I cannot Speak For The Creator andor The Son, seeing that He is Forever Present, and Is The Very Air you are breathing- In a very Real sence. {Yet, this is what is SO IRONIC about the Athiest}. Yet i was once too, Until I believed, and ALL because of His Grace, I suppose.

  • @residueMUSIC hahahahahaha

  • @residueMUSIC God loves us.. but only if you love him.. A very childish version of love.

  • RESIDUECROWNSPECIAL

  • {Like i said- I would come inPerson And Let God's Glory Show You-if You HAD the Heart to Believe in It's Possiblility-Yet obviously none of you seem well schooled in what IS "infact",& "not hearsay" IS Written In The Writings inwhich each of you seem so for certain about "knowing"already-yet anyone could come here & read this and clearly see that you dont, (while the whole time neither of you,nor the comedian in the video has invited me or called me out to the challenge)},I dust the dirtOFmyFEET

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  • @Proteinisnice

    Good point, but women have sexual thoughts too.

  • if you believe that god exists, you are a close minded, hateful, bigot. no exceptions. end of story.

  • THE SELF EXISTENT ONE ={WHICH IS WHAT HIS NAME MEANS "YAHUWEH"}IS BEYOND RELIGION..GET THAT WORD OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

    (IT IS BLINDING YOU FROM MOVING ALONG AND PROGRESSING FORWARD INTO MUCH DEEPER ISSUES ABOUT THIS ENTITY each of you say you dont believe in)

  • @residueMUSIC Thanks for confirming everything this comedian just said, ass.

  • Allow me to meet with u inperson, my friends- And we will put God to the Test {and mind you, that statement i just made did not mean, TEST GOD, but Hold Him to His own Promises, and See if Whether or Not He is True To Him, for He is THE ONE who prepared Me specificly for THIS, or do you Think i am Here on My own, or Knew of your video on my own....hmmmm. infact the comedian in this Video could invite me along, and Trust me, YHWH ISNT the one to play with, but as I told u, nevermindRELIGION(S)

  • [WE love you all @LIFE OR DEATH HEAVEN OR HELL RECORDS/LOST SOUL REDEMPTION moveMENT.Truthcerely, with not even as much as ONE LIE, in all i have typed,-CROWN.akaErinson Villalona Tavarez[My mother named me after Edison the man who created the LightBulb-what a coincidence] [Remember- I too WAS once an ATHIEST- and that should be enough to make each of you RECONSIDER-for i have a very good, and seriousREASON for that CHANGE of Heart.].PS. i think u would enjoy being around This particularBELIEVER

  • Insanity means: to CHALLENGE HIM, or GO AGAINST HIM.

  • It's not about How long of a thread all my comments are- ITS ABOUT HOW THE CONTENTS OF THAT THREAD COULD possibly SAVE EACH ONE OF YOUR LIVES, in the Legends to COME [Remember it is Not MY.STORY, nor YOUR.STORY= IT IS HIS.TORY. HE [YHWH] THE MIND WHO CREATED ALL THAT WE ALL SEE AND HAVE COME TO KNOW AS LIFE ON EARTH, WILL WIN {regardless of how any of us feel, or any of us of the world Think, or even what we decide to do}. Trust this tongue laced with Diamonds : HE WILL WIN.

  • {to get tired of sin, and the fruit thereof from it}, and in that state of fed-upness, Simply Humble oneself, and ASK. {Simple}.777Now it is God , that keeps sin's consequences balanced all while Loving us-its a tough task, especially when dealing with creatures that are not only addicted to sin, but find pleasure in it and like it...,thus why HE does what He does...., even when we donnot understand it. The Religions is not what is Important here, But what is WRITTEN, is all that is Important...

  • @residueMUSIC

    You are brainwashed and delusional.

    A delusion is a form of mental illness.

    You are mentally ill.

    Nothing that you say, think or believe has any value.

    Teaching "faith in God" to children is a crime against humanity.

    You were a victim of that crime.

    Now you are a perpetrator!

    “Religion is regarded by common people as true, by wise men as false, and by rulers as useful” …Lucius Annaeus Seneca

    Wake UP!!!!!!!!!!

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  • @legion1a Cheers!!

  • @legion1a Don't waste your breath, the idiot is too far gone. He couldn't wake up if you threw a drum at his face.

  • @legion1a Preach brother

  • and Hebrew Natsarim, but who DONNOT believe in The Quran, as the muslims do, Yet can Identify with THE SAME CREATOR who promised something to ABRAHAM. [yes, the same ABRAHAM].,must i continue with the lists of religions? For what is Religion but mankind's attempt to reach GOD. But GOD is trying to tell the world, that HE IS BEYOND RELIGION, and that there is no need to reach Him, when HE has ALREADY reached Us.,and MERELY WAITS patiently DAY IN, AND DAY OUT for each soul to REALIZE a few things

  • @residueMUSIC Congratulations! You have posted the longest comment thread rant I've ever seen on this site.

    You could have saved yourself a lot of time and possibly carpal tunnel problems by simply showing everyone your god. Go ahead, have him reveal himself to us.

    Well?

    We're waiting...

  • athiests, scientology, roots, witchcraft, satanists, Yoga-that is the roots of it,christianity-which is a sea of many many different denominations all stemming from the writings of YHWH, but as we can see, many doctrines that are not even in The writing of YHWH ,can be found therein in many of the denominations,yet does that take away from what is WRITTEN IN THE WRITING OF YAHWEH (NO)-muslims(who also have a sea of denominational aspects) and do believe in the same Writings as do JEWS&christians

  • continuation: THE SON OF GOD--YAHSHUA {AKA IN MODERN TIMES JESUS OF NAZARETH}. ORIGINALLY NAMED: YAHUSHA -THE NATSARIM.

    ******QUICK ANALYSIS******

    many religions, ONLY ONE BELIEF IS TRUE, ok....,Now the question in all of your minds should be-WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT ONE./Next comes, SEEKING IT OUT: Research, and OF COURSE : The READING of materials.

    %on 7Diamonds[WISDOM]:

    the world has=Hindu, budaism, confucianism, wicca, astrology, Judaism-which is a new age version of an OLD ORIGINAL THING;

    

  • WHY? BECAUSE HE IS L.I.F.E. /AND ON WHAT PRINCIPLE? BECAUSE HE WILL NOT FORCE ANY TO BELIEVE IN HIM, LET ALONE LOVE HIM. IT MUST BE ASKED FOR, AND SOUGHT OUT IN THE lifetime GIVEN, SO AS TO BE CHOSEN. [Every day life is a spiral of thousands of decisions and choices, down to whether you want a sprite or a coca cola after work]. Lets Not be so carefree About SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AND BIG AS WHETHER THERE IS A GOD OR NOT. And take the ADVICE OF THE WISEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

  • continuation: But Rather it should BE something more along these Lines, "Damn, that is so amaizing that Im Here, and that Life is Real, and that There is A Mind behind it, Whos like a Father to all creation, And Loved me enough to make a way by PUTTING HIMSELF on the line to cancel out His own words of Judgement Towards LIFEFORMS that do what HE SAYS NOT TO,promising death would be it's DominoEffect because HE knows all natures, and where all natures lead to, and THOUGHT TO WARN ME, out of LOVE"

  • continuation : TO EXIST......[IS WHAT GOD IS SAYING- yet He ALSO SAID THAT "HE WISHES THAT NONE PERISH". Now, seeing that you are free, as are each of you, and are enjoying your lives, yes ,indeed- what THIS WARNING FROM GOD,[remember ,THE SAME GOD THAT KEEPS BAD THINGS FROM HAPPENING TO YOU, even though you dont believe in Him,yet despite that, Still shows you much Love day in and day out] SHOULD STIMULATE IN THE HUMAN BEING, IS NOT THAT HE IS GOING TO THROW ANY IN HELL ,& THAT ITS NOT FAIR etc

  • HELL, HADES, THE INFERNAL, {PICK A NAME}, is not quite like how the Catholics like to paint it, but is a existence of FIRE LIKE QUALITY. WHAT DOES FIRE DO? IT EVAPORATES ANYTHING IT COMES INTO CONTACT WITH, except for? Exactly. EVERY MAN'S AND WOMAN'S WORK WILL BE TESTED LIKE GOLD FINERS TEST GOLD, or DIAMONDS, to see if WHETHER HAY, WOOD, GOLD, OR DIAMONDS IS FOUND. Only The Gold and Diamonds will PASS THE TESTINGS OF FIRE. All who Fail at LIFE {WHICH IS IN YOUR POWER, MY FRIENDS}, WILL CEASE..

  • @residueMUSIC try not to be a cunt ;-)

  • This dude is like George Carlin cleaver people

  • must i really go further? As God said " The spirit of the world and in man and woman is not entirely their blaim, but that something took place at the genesis of MANKIND, that reflects and points to something that Happened before Man was Even created" Yet , mankind, born into this mere babies, learn LIGHT AND DARKNESS and within a Lifetime-HAVE A CHOICE ON WHAT SIDE THEY WILL BE ON.We are Dealing here with theTRUE WAY,and not necessarily churchianity,my friend. This here is the REALDEALHOLYFEILD

  • @residueMUSIC Am all for free speech but I really spamming is not great.

  • cohersion is when someone forces you to do something against your will....{up to this very point in TIME, He has forced NO ONE to Love Him, for look at yourself, Since the day you were born, you have done as you liked, and have beheld all the good about life, ate tremendous delicious meals, enjoyed a woman [whom God created, such a mastermind, indeed], have breathed air, and escaped many close calls, have enjoyed His mastering creations like the sun, & the beauty of earthly life, must goFurther?

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  • and THE DECISION'S consequences AT THE END will ALSO be each Human being's

  • [ALL NATIONS, PEOPLES, ETC. ARE BEING CALLED OUT BY GOD- WHO WILL LISTEN FORM EACH ONE, ONLY GOD KNOWS-yet within WHAT we KNOW as TIME, Each Human Has a say so- in a sence- in the matter=THE DECISION WILL BE EACH HUMAN BEING'S]

  • @residueMUSIC Dude...

  • by their own sins

  • [Get it?]. And so what He SAID holds True "THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSE FOR MAN AND WOMAN AT JUDGEMENT DAY". Be wise , and Be blessed, God willing. Remember Also these words FROM THE ONE GOD YAHWEH : "a wise man or woman hears a matter before drawing a conclusion, and grows more in Knowledge onto Everlasting fullfilling Life, but The fool answers on a matter before Hearing it , or seeking it out to see first, and therein never comes to any true understanding, and at it's end, is destroyed" by what?

  • Yet keep inmind- that THIS SAME GOD SAID : that He would not hold a soul accountable for what they dont know, and what the soul does not know, HE will take into consideration. But now- ALL OF YOU KNOW.

  • [The TRUTH always STANDS out IN THE SEA OF LIES that try to CROWD AROUND IT, TO KEEP THOSE FROM REACHING IT- But as it is WRITTEN in THE WORD OF YHWH "let the blind be blind, for the blind will lead the blind, and both will fall into the pit" .......IF THEY CONTINUE TO IGNORE W.I.S.D.O.M. question: WHO IS WISDOM?

  • Yet my comment, and all that was typed here, was not only for you, but for the benefit of ALL THESE VIEWERS of your Videos who THINK as you do-that perhaps a few of them may see through the fogs of modern day philosophizing, and SEE ON TO THE LIGHT, for the FACT remains that IF THERE IS NO GOD, THEN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YAL HAVE NO REASON FOR LIVING, AND ALSO HAVE NO FUTURE]. preposterous IS YOUR VIEW POINTS. but i do not judge you, nor am i trying to be Right here, or Win somekind of arguement.

  • with much love, and no hate involved, not even 1%, i now say,that God is the one who created every man's balls. If you notice,not once did i cuss. Also, poisoning the brain, means lying to theMasses. [for you speak of many things,with noEvidence backing your viewpoint,yet i dare you to put me to the test, inregards to theEvidence backing a view point i am presenting, that isnt even originally my view point BUT FROM THE MIND that you say does not Exist- &I am willingTObetTHATyouCANTprooveM­Ewrong]

  • Fuck I love this dude

  • but WE (apon seeing a Cliff Ahead), do not Wish to see ANYBODY, Not even you, Walk off of it.....WHY? because We not even knowing you, Love you all enough to Warn you.

  • ps, we do what we do with grammar, because we feel we are speaking with elementary schoolers, {as are those who say there is no GOD}, SO we put periods at mids of sentences or break one sentence into 3 parts, in hopes that you will stop trying to be technical or stop trying to charm your way out of facing TRUTH. [Yet alot of times, people type quickly who have lives, yk, and make misspellings but you see , you cant see the forest for the trees]. Yet none of us are being slick.,Nor trying to ....

  • R.E.S.I.D.U.E. C.R.O.W.N.

    LOST SOUL REDEMEPTION

    MOVEMENT

  • yet i am not here- to bust your balls. but to help u see, that i was once you, and now am here like a mirror of you, telling you, i was wrong when i was you, because what i thought wasnt Real, my friend, IS REAL.[dont make me take you down the whys of why i say that, i am not trying to give u goose bumps, or make your hairs rise off your skin, but do know that to spit in the face of such a GREAT&LOVING GOD, is the most dangerous thing KNOWN TO THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, not just planet Earth.muchLove.

  • especially WHILE STARING DEEP INTO THE FACE OF PURE DEMONSTRATED LOVE, seeing THE BIG G, made it possible FOR HIM to take each soul born into this world's bullet, SO THAT YOU COULD LIVE TO MAKE THE DECISION OF A LIFETIME. {He is forgiving the world as we speak, and Has been the case Now for about 2000 or so years now, but as you can tell - The WORLD is Day in and Day out been REJECTING HIM for the most part, and or majority, and has been happening since &through both world wars to NOW2012}getIT?

  • especially WHILE STARING DEEP INTO THE FACE OF PURE DEMONSTRATED LOVE, seeing THE BIG G, made it possible FOR HIM to take each soul born into this world's bullet, SO THAT YOU COULD LIVE TO MAKE THE DECISION OF A LIFETIME. {He is forgiving the world as we speak, and Has been the case Now for about 2000 or so years now, but as you can tell - The WORLD is Day in and Day out been REJECTING HIM for the most part, and or majority, and has been happening since and through both world wars to NOW2012}

  • especially WHILE STARING DEEP INTO THE FACE OF PURE DEMONSTRATED LOVE, seeing THE BIG G, made it possible FOR HIM to take each soul born into this world's bullet, SO THAT YOU COULD LIVE TO MAKE THE DECISION OF A LIFETIME. {He is forgiving the world as we speak, and Has been the case Now for about 2000 or so years now, but as you can tell - The WORLD is Day in and Day out been REJECTING HIM for the most part, and or majority, and has been happening since and through both world wars to NOW2012}

  • continuation : "CHRISTIAN" when he walked the Earth in His fulfilling the Legacy as the ONLY PERFECT MAN TO EVER HAVE WALKED THE face of the EARTH. He was not a christian, HE WAS THE KING. [yet HE came for many christians, muslims, budahist, hindus, confucianims, smirking- athiests, communists, list goes on, and on]-DONT YOU GET IT. YAHSHUA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION. And He {God} isnt THE ONE throwing people into HELL, no my friend, IT IS PEOPLE DECIDING TO THROW THEMSELVES INTO IT....

  • yet mr and maam zombies of the world---REMEMBER--- "Christian" is Only a modernized term, or a title. [in a world of many various titles], Yet THE WRITINGS OF YHWH {TANACH & BRIT CHADASHA-old and new testaments} known in modern times as the Bible, and the Title christian, are Two entirely different things, and The God written of IN IT, & a title "christian " are also two different things. For it is already common Knowledge that Yahshua, {who the world knows as Jesus in modern times}wasnt Termed:

  • Poor Russians doomed for eternity. Nice God you got there.

  • Idiot is a bit harsh, i'd say... misinformed.

  • ‎continuation: according to it's style, and way]. Yet too many words are a waste and never wise [but the concept of there being No God is so dangerous to Humanity, let alone Humanity Survival Existence, that such a firm Measure must by Duty be put in progress in Response-for Little do you know you are putting your own children's future in Jeopardy, Your" Idea"]. so i will End it with-DONT DRAW SUCH A QUICK CONCLUSION ON SUCH A SERIOUS MATTER AS THAT ONE. [regarding whether A GOD exists or Not].

  • continuation : whether that starts in a prayer, or in a act of picking up a copy of scriptures and reading it, or what ever is besides the point , what is important is that it "happens",before death-- thats All God is conserned with-He simply Desires souls to understand what sin IS, and why it cannot exist in Life, -the nature that is. And that apon realizing this, forgiveness can be obtained[and any ability etc from there onward is between the person &God who deals with each soul accordingly&

  • ‎[Over all my words are meant in love, -For like i said, i too was an Athiest, until God revealed Himself, and He will to any who Will give HIM the benefit of the Doubt]. For God isnt into The Trade of Forcing or cohersing Beings to Love Him, nor will He persuade you with Amaizing Glories, but Only the True to Life, [meaning people who are willing to admit their wrongs in time- eventually- to Him, and be real by seeking Him;

  • @residueMUSIC if threatening you with an afterlife in hell for no believing in him isn't coercion, then I REALLY don't know what would you call a coercion.

  • You blind thinkers, {with all respect} say you guys are like chess playing with pigeons but you see, we arent the pigeons, we are the white doves, and those who call others pigeons are infact the pigeons -the pigeons will be the ones who TREMBLE AT THE GLORIOUS PRESENCE OF THE ONE LIVING GOD [who by the way , formed each of you in each of your mother's wombs] WHEN THE TIME OF RECKONING COMES.

  • @residueMUSIC "the pigeons will be the ones who TREMBLE AT THE GLORIOUS PRESENCE OF THE ONE LIVING GOD [who by the way , formed each of you in each of your mother's wombs]"

    HOLY SH*T, how can someone ACTUALLY believe in this BLATANT BULLSH*T?

    Seriously. You should start using your brain to think and question, it doesn't take a brilliant mind to see the MOUNTAINS of contradictions existent in all this religious bullcrap.

  • [the WORD of YHWH IS UNCHALLENGABLE]-for HE SAID IT, WHO CAN REVERSE WHAT HE SAYS, FOR HE IS The One That said, "NO MAN , OR POWER CAN SHUT DOORS I OPEN, AND NO MAN OR POWER CAN OPEN DOORS I SHUT" PERIOD. He Has been RIGHT now for A Good Long WHILE. Name one thing HE has SAID that HASNT HAPPENED?

  • [START AT THE FARTHEST DOWN AND READ YOUR WAY UP TO THE ONE JUST BELOW]. And mind you, I AM WILLING TO TAKE A TRIP TO MEET UP WITH YOU, AND PROVE TO YOU INPERSON AND ALL YOUR VIEWERS THAT THERE IS A GOD, AND ONLY ONE TRUE GOD-{as for any of the Rest , i agree with you 100%}But not THIS ONE TRUE GOD, {i cannot agree with you on that tip, my friend}.FOR TRUST THESE WORDS : THE CREATOR YAHUWEH [THE GREAT I AM THAT I AM] BEHIND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT YOU THE TEN COMMANDMENTS I.S. R.E.A.L. VERY REAL

  • [OR Make such blatant DIVINELY Disrespectful COMMENTS, AND mind influentially poisoning brain washing-SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, in reality, and not even allowed or tolerated within a border of a people, any people, for that matter, for it is a Promise decline of a people, if ALLOWED for too long to infect the mind within ANY A PEOPLE AND OR NATION involved. Seriously. It is like AIDS, literally, and more deadly than AIDS, spiritually, mentally, physically -due to the CRIMES it will lead to in a society

  • continuation: THE VERY MATHEMATICAL EQUATION that will ensure THAT WE ALL of the planet Earth may DIE SOONER than may have been innitially INTENDED. Losing Faith In An Intelligent GOD ,ALWAYS leads to self destructive ideas, actions, inventions , &the list goes on , EVENTUALLY. For many of the so called RELIGION wars of the past involved FAITHLESS men who merely HELD titles of LIGHT, OR claimed, or cloaked revolutions, but WERE NOT MEN OF GOD-The True God. Yet who are you or any to QUESTION GOD

  • continuation...you have no SUBSTANCE...,{yet i am not your Judge, but a man who was like you,AN ATHIEST, until it Happen to Me, and whether you choose to ask HIM to let it happen to you, or Not, will Not CHANGE the fact THAT At the End of TIME, you WILL BOW YOUR KNEE TO THIS KING OF THE UNIVERSE}. plz Believe. As for Einstein , He was a half Yahudah, or Jew, who funny it may seem to you, but lost his faith in God at age 12, such a unique number in The Bible-you must admit, and yet FIGURED OUT..

  • I saw your response to my message to you on here- what Amaizes me About Sin nature, is the way it charms one right into justifying their sins and ways of being, it is a nature that mental blinds you, in false pride of self awareness. You mistaken my expressions for schizofrenic, simply because I TELL you that THERE IS A GOD, who is in The World today-even if you have yet to Experience it, and it is probably due to your pride for life, limited life, though you have much knowledge of the world,..u

  • Atheists don't understand religion. It's basically a "no accountability" belief system in itself, and I don't know many "happy" atheists. If an Atheist DID believe in God he would therefore be ACCOUNTABLE to that God. So No God...No accountability to that God..and thus I can do immoral things and not have to worry about an afterlife of hell...because...no God..no hell...no accountability..HOWEVER I do believe that God sent Himself in the flesh to die as a final sacrifice for mankind's sins.

  • @AdonaiAlone And Athiests...you are either RIGHT or you are wrong.  Too much evidence in the universe tells me there is a Superior intelligence that put everything together for HIS glory. From the tinniest blade of grass to the arteries in our heart, to the electric impulses in our brains to the pupils in our eyes. It was all put together for Gods pleasure. When we break the rules...there is consequences. Not because religion says so...because God said so in the Bible. Eternity is no game

  • @AdonaiAlone Religious people like you are plain sick (not all religious people, just to make it clear). You guys basically don't do immoral things due to fear from going to hell, this is fundamentally sick.

    We won't do immoral things because we are capable of having our own morality. Simple as that.

  • Hell is a very hot place

    

  • Just to include you are a horrible comedian, second I've always wondered why atheists go out of their way to disprove God (yes I did capitalize the "G"), the only funny part was when you talked about the children asking God through the internet.

    You guys really take to the whole freedom of speech thing don't you.

    See you in Hell :0

  • I have developed a "zombie theory" after arguing with Christians: when they lose (and they always do) they don't actually KNOW they're dead, they keep fucking standing and speaking warbled, indiscernible rhetoric.

  • [ the seemingly honnied life pleasures of sin that leave out God only taste like honey and are sweet like honey only at first , yet turns bitter when it reaches the stomach at it's latter end]

  • [Final analysis], This is what these darkened light bulbs called ideas like the likes of the contents of this video & the bill mahers of the world, etc etc, Are really saying- ALL THE CHARISMATIC Bablyoning of babling lips that sound sweet yet only Do One Thing, Cover your sins, justify your sins, or gives the convient platform for one to continue on in one's sins.{But as it is Written , the pleasures of sin and the world only last for a season"}

  • @residueMUSIC Some of us don't need a book to dictate right and wrong, denying god doesn't mean you go out raping and pillaging. Einstein rejected God at age 12 so funny word choice, the smarter people get the more aware of bullshit they become. Your diction and preposterous punctuation make you seem like a schizo, and the really funny thing is that anyone who truly believes there's some mastermind in space watching and controlling them isn't that far from schizophrenia in the first place.

  • Immorality has as History has shown stemmed from IDEAS like your video, -which is truly a comedy, literaly-that were allowed to be voiced within the walls of a People& or Government, & or borders or any avenue tolerance concerning just about every country that ever existed Since the beginning of man. This Trend is a natural domino effect of sin nature. FOR THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF SIN: The Disobeying of GOD 'S Tongue [meaning ALL THAT PROCEEDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH must be obeyed-eventualyBYdesign]

  • {you easily forget that you yourself was given your reasonable mind that you can think &create with But to think That there is Not a Great Mind behind all the intellectually harmonious things around you and in creation- is The Most Idiotic statement known to the Entire Planet, & The Entire Universe. {For one would not have to be einstein to know that your idea, that you have adopted like many is the equivalent to A Nuclear Bomb}. for it is a promise Demise of all that you have ever known toLOVE

  • You Have No Idea what You are setting Yourself up for In The Presence of The Mind That made Your mind and formed you in your mother's womb, and took HIS time at that. THE GREAT I AM THAT I AM, is Not one to Play with IN the face Of such Great Forgiving Love.

  • He's so clever. I love his stand up

  • "It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the bible that were in a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it" ....Awesome

  • This guy reminds me of the spoof the chaser done on dumbass swearing comedians... "Frankston.. Fucken Frankston" fairly lame stand up here.

  • Adelaide . . . "city of churches" . . . "God save the Queen" . . . big concepts for big countries . . . I'm not trying to insult, but if 36% of British people believe in god, I think they should change their anthem . . . what I'm trying to get at is that he's stupid . . . or at least hasn't done his research, and if your going to insult a group of people, you should probably do you're research.

  • @Blastfimus The comma after 'that' is correct after all because the short sentence after the comma ('if you scroll down the comments') can possibly be removed without making the further sentence incorrect. Your argument is invalid.

  • Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon.

    You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.

  • @LFLvideos #1: You didn't make that up . . . the least you could do is say that you didn't make it up

    #2: I don't know ANY atheist who understand the concept of religion . . . and debating with someone who dose not understand is like Rafael Nadal playing tennis with a toddler.

  • "Try not to be a cunt."

    I want to petition for this to be included in all Australian bibles, and I want the Pope to acknowledge our cultural contribution to it.

  • Religion is for retards

  • To get into gods palace,u must have faith,follow and abide by 10 cmmndmnts, one problem,gods following will also be there,bush,the queen,al sharpton,etc. I'll pass on that palace

  • Don't want to ruin anyones day but religion is just how the Ancient Egyptians (which ALL religions are derived from) wrote down, in story form, astrological significance. God's Son is actually God's Sun. IE on the 21st of Dec the Sun stops moving south and doesnt move for 3 days. On the 25th it moves 1 degree North - In the constellation of the Crux. Thus it was said - God's Son(Sun) died on the cross(crux) was dead for 3 days and thus resurrected. Research it Christians. U may be enlightened!

  • @GirlyFooFighters Dude, go research what you said. That's just some bullshit from the movie Zeitgeist that has been dis-proven a number of times. In what you said, you're referencing the 12 zodiac signs, right? Does that make sense that those zodiac signs are really that old? There's a reason no one cares about it: it's just a lot of hooey. Also, there is no Egyptian God born on December 25th: check that god's actual semen-based story.

  • @dragonhearted375 I think you need a reality check my friend and learn to read. Look up what derived from means. Also I never mentioned a birth? And since no religion is provable. It's a little difficult to disprove that which is un-proven. They are myths written down in story form to signify the sun and its movement through the sky and time. This of course IS provable and why each religion is derived or similar to others.

  • @GirlyFooFighters First off, it's very easy to disprove that which is unproven: just evaluate the evidence. Second, I understand that you can't/won't believe what I said because this is a public youtube video and not an educational discussion forum, so you don't know if I'm a professor or a nutjob. I don't want you to believe me, go look up what you said for yourself. See if you can find any reputable sources that support the claims of Zeitgeist. See if you're correct.

  • This person, in an attempt to convey humour, clearly just babbles without actually understanding what he is talking about.

    In any case, for those of us who believe in God, all we can do is just pray and be thankful that we have something that no atheist can ever understand.

  • @pulit0219 Well if you have something none of us can understand... Fair enough, have your fantasy book, ill just read the Lord of the Rings...

    But if the game is we dont understand bible truth... Ok then...

    You dont get any Of the Scientists then... XD

  • @pulit0219 Retard.

  • @pulit0219 Just like we can't understand what some schizophrenics have in their top secret relationships with intergalactic fargons.

  • Did you ever notice.....the people who don't believe in evolution....are not evolving?

  • You don't want to sell the show to the Americans because too many of us saw George Carlin do most of the material first and way funnier.

  • lmfaoo fuck this niqqquh he dnt know what he talkinq bout

    God is a Livinq God !

    King of All kings

    The Alpha & Omega !

    Beginning & End

    Who was & is To comeee !

    Athiest pathetic niggas

  • @kiilluhswaqq15 And you know what you're saying is true… why?

  • @kiilluhswaqq15 wow, your list of totally unsubstantiated assertions with name-calling conclusion sure convinced me!! good job!!

  • Actually there are A LOT of russians who believe in God. The difference is that when it comes down to things like sexuality, politics and justice in general, religion isn't involved. Religion is more like "don't fight, don't throw bread, be good and study".

  • @Vortex289 Such is life in mother Russia.

  • hate on ALL the pro religious comments!, because starting an argument in a youtube comment box is going to change things

  • I think he is a bit drunk XD

    Love it!

  • Extremely tasteless and offensive. I love it. Fuck bible-thumpers in their assholes

  • goddamn religion is fucked

  • Where does he get his material from? Everything he said about religion is ignorant and dumb. No where in the bible does it say Satan runs hell??? shit like that makes him sound like a drunk ass

  • @jorrillabear

    Satan = Devil

  • @jorrillabear Yeah, that's the biggest inconsistency in the bible

  • @jorrillabear you're the one who who sounds drunk.....are you asking a question or making a statement about who"runs Hell" Or did your finger just slip on the ???...

  • i lol'd

  • really? who cares about pyramids. I believe in Jim jeffries.

  • Have you noticed that, if you scroll down the comments, all the people who disagree with what jim is saying can't spell or use grammar properly. Coincidence?

  • @MrChrisbwee says the one who wrote Jim with a small j.

  • @Anordinaryhalfwitt Haha whoops. I suppose me asked for that didn't me?

  • @MrChrisbwee Hahaha even Albert Einstein rejected atheism and recognized the impossibility of a non-created universe. I wonder if he had perfect grammar?

  • @SWLaboratory Einstein rejected all organized religions, and traditional concepts of god. He also never claimed the idea of a non-created universe to be "impossible".

    We are all atheists to some degree, some of us just go one god further.

  • His delivery is kind of bland, even if I agree with him.

  • This was so hilarious and true, I wish they could put him on 'National' t.v. If you're a non-believer, you can't help it but think that most of the world is pretty nutty, if not insane.

  • DORKS DONT BELIEVE IN CHRIST..EVEN IF I WAS WRONG, I DONT GIVE A SHIT, ID RATHER DIE, THENNN Nothing has to happen...but meanwhile, I AM BELIEVING ILL SEE MY LOVED ONES IN A PLACE THAT IS INDESCRIBABLE..this guy doesnt know his history, listn to his BS about saying God starts in America hahahahha what an arrogant lifeless ass

  • @HiPPoKryPtiC Well, buddy. I'd rather die than not win the lottery tomorrow, have my dick grows 2 inches and get to bang a bunch of slutty redheads.

    But that certainly won't change anything, will it?

    But repeating it to yourself "I believe! I believe! I BELIEVE".

  • @Ebvardh doesnt make sense...i just wanted to meet you one day, whether that was in this life to the next one.. im not trying to push beliefs and being an asshole is the last thing id choose to be. i just love people and dont think everyone deserves the shit that happens to them, wish we could just chat about it. its a beautiful thing, it really is, but... i dont know, you dont care so whats the point. just be careful and think, and maybe dig into some bible verses sometime lol, peace

  • @HiPPoKryPtiC Haha, I've read the bible back and forth, but thanks for the intention.

    But I realized that I didn't really need to believe any of it is true to be a good person (it says things like you shouldn't eat seafood, or you can own slaves, or if your daughter gets raped she has to marry the guy, and just a whole bunch of things that have nothing to do with being a good person at all).

    An afterlife may be nice, but there's no reason to think there is one.

    So enjoy this one life.

  • @Ebvardh For someone who has read the bible back and forth, you seem to not understand that the things you have cited are based on the Old Testament. The Old Testament is history, and prophesized the coming of Jesus the Redeemer. Everything has been overruled when He came. Now is the time of the New Testament. Anyway, you don’t have to believe in Him if you don’t want to. If you have read and heard the truth and found it to be utter nonsense, no one can make it otherwise for you.

  • @pulit0219 The truth? Based on what are you claiming it's the truth?

    If that's the truth, it's a more than terrible truth. But we have no reason to actually believe it's the case, do we?

    Just because it feels nicer that it would be true.