The first and only book I've read since I had to do book reports. Okay besides graphic novels... And the first Harry Potter. Anyways, I read it in two nights!
OMG So I found this random link to JDatE last night at, like 2 am... pretty sure I read the whole damn thing and got maybe 2 hours sleep before going to school... planning on re-reading it again tonight and seeing if I can't find a copy at Barnes & Noble tomorrow night!!!
wow I abSolutEly imploRe eVEryONe who Likes freakY shit to taKe a mOment out of youR huRried lives and read this, yOu'll be hooKed before you know it...
YES, YES, YES... I'm so happy. I've been promoting JDatE by putting the link on my sig in forums, and posting threads about it whenever the previous one is forgotten. My myspace page is even titled "Read John Dies at the End...now" Finally this book is starting to get the respect it deserves.
THIS IS A TRUE THING THAT HAPPENS, STOP READING NOW. Too late, sorry. If you don't copy and paste this into ten other comments in two hours, the love of your life will turn into a wig-monster. If you don't order John Dies in the End in twenty four hours, the Shadow People will break into your house and rape you. Good luck!
Probably my favorite novel of all time. Definitely the only one I can re-read. Once my copy arrives in the next few days, I'll read it for the 4th time.
John dies is awesome I have have the first 2 formats. off the internet which i printed in my high school library and keep in lead box for safety and the cafe press version which I take with me everywhere!
ahh i want this thingggggggg! i am somehow unable to read a book over the internet, but i love all of David Wong's work, so im going to buy this as soon as possible
I killed a printer once trying to make my own version. Thankfully I can now buy it. I don't know about anyone else, but I've been waiting years for a paper version.
I just started this book. I'm on Ch. 3. It's great so far. Is there really going to be a movie?
letsallgetalong44 3 years ago 16
The first and only book I've read since I had to do book reports. Okay besides graphic novels... And the first Harry Potter. Anyways, I read it in two nights!
hieverybodywhatsup 3 years ago
SHIT. NARNIA.
alebak 3 years ago 56
My favorite chapters are the ones, where Todd plays his pranks in Highschool... ...
;)
ChaosAptom 3 years ago
What happens at the end?
RetroVolt 3 years ago 4
John dies! But seriously, its a good book so far, read a copy of it on the internets.
ThePersonofComents 3 years ago 3
This book is incredible so far. Not all the way through yet but damn...its great.
HelloMonsterFilms 3 years ago
yeah the movies gonna be great, im sure.
i hope laura prepon plays amy.
brianmetcalf 3 years ago
Great book, and I'm looking forward to the movie. I promise not to steal it too much.
fauxshizl 3 years ago
OMG So I found this random link to JDatE last night at, like 2 am... pretty sure I read the whole damn thing and got maybe 2 hours sleep before going to school... planning on re-reading it again tonight and seeing if I can't find a copy at Barnes & Noble tomorrow night!!!
ryanmdietz 3 years ago
does john really die?
willzyx23 4 years ago
You'll have to read the book! ;)
PermutedPress 3 years ago 16
Absolutely fantastic read, and as soon as I finish reading it online, I'll buy a copy. It was that damn good.
StinaVision 4 years ago
wow I abSolutEly imploRe eVEryONe who Likes freakY shit to taKe a mOment out of youR huRried lives and read this, yOu'll be hooKed before you know it...
ryuhans 4 years ago 6
I S E R V E O N L Y K O R R O K
Hm, wonder what that message could mean:
I serve only Korrok, per se?
ISE RVE ONL YKO RRO K in an enigma machine reads...ILI KEI TUP THE ARS E
...Hmmm
CheesePhoenix 3 years ago
holy lol
rhinobadger 3 years ago
1:20, LOL
AsianBorat 4 years ago
Read it a few months ago, only just started re-reading it.
Who here prefers the online version to the printed version?
Other than that, FUCKING ACE.
ChrisDigby 4 years ago 2
I fucking LOVE this book, I cant find my copy which is a damned shame, but this book is God! All bow down to the Soy Sauce!!!
LRUTool 4 years ago 2
YES, YES, YES... I'm so happy. I've been promoting JDatE by putting the link on my sig in forums, and posting threads about it whenever the previous one is forgotten. My myspace page is even titled "Read John Dies at the End...now" Finally this book is starting to get the respect it deserves.
montblanc1 4 years ago
I should do that too!
AsianBorat 4 years ago
Read it, loved it, love how they tell you where to read it for free.
simonslilly 4 years ago 2
THIS IS A TRUE THING THAT HAPPENS, STOP READING NOW. Too late, sorry. If you don't copy and paste this into ten other comments in two hours, the love of your life will turn into a wig-monster. If you don't order John Dies in the End in twenty four hours, the Shadow People will break into your house and rape you. Good luck!
eMichaye 4 years ago 10
HAHAHAHAHAH oh wow.
FayGotTree 4 years ago 2
God, I'm reading this thing online, but I haven't finished it yet. I love it though. I wanna buy it!
wiolXono 4 years ago
If any book ever deserved to be made into a movie several times, this is it:
First as an disappointing low-budget mess that seems to have been the weekend project for some unpopular students;
Then later on the sci-fi channel with Dean Cain and worse than previous film despite none of this one having been filmed with a cell phone.
And FINALLY! as a high-budget Hollywood blockbuster film's title (otherwise unrelated).
I CAN'T WAIT!
skeptack 4 years ago 4
I read this book and it made my dick grow legs and a dick of its own, run across the room and cockslap my wife.
jamesharvey 4 years ago 72
this book was really excellent. i couldn't stop reading. really intelligent writing.
eric schmidt
schmidt2103 4 years ago 5
This book made my mother grow hair on her nut sack it was that good. Thank you Mr. Wong.
bhubert 4 years ago 4
This is the best book trailer I've ever seen.
Also, the book is a fuck. That's right: a FUCK.
bartleby256 4 years ago 10
My wife read one page, screamed, a grew a cock.
torvik24 4 years ago 10
This book added 9 inches to my beard within the first 30 pages. Read it, or it will read you.
PatHairyFenis 4 years ago 14
I read this book, and now I'm sterile.
bincode4 4 years ago 11
Awesome.
leetzore112 4 years ago 3
Best book ... EVER
wackoyoshi 4 years ago 3
Best fucking book ever. The first one I ever read entirely off my computer screen, and it was worth every bit of lost eyesight. Hail Wong.
SarcasmaSparrow 4 years ago 3
Probably my favorite novel of all time. Definitely the only one I can re-read. Once my copy arrives in the next few days, I'll read it for the 4th time.
WormPhD 4 years ago 2
Hands down, one the scariest and most funny novels that I have ever read.
cashpiles 4 years ago 8
John dies is awesome I have have the first 2 formats. off the internet which i printed in my high school library and keep in lead box for safety and the cafe press version which I take with me everywhere!
trowa27 4 years ago
ahh i want this thingggggggg! i am somehow unable to read a book over the internet, but i love all of David Wong's work, so im going to buy this as soon as possible
ablacksheepy 4 years ago
Lines from this book have become part of my daily vocabulary
"I'd still like to aim a little higher than that, Freddy."
"You want to talk to the committee, you gotta speak to the CHAIR!"
coolbean145 4 years ago 4
I've already read it online, but I'm still buying the shit out of this book.
ProudAnselmo 4 years ago 4
My friends didn't understand how my favorite horror novel is also my favorite comedy novel. Until I made them read it.
Now they understand. Oh yes, they do.
Skaje 4 years ago 4
Over the top but still cool.
MawBTS 4 years ago
Spread the word of this godly book like a plague of good literature that the world so desperately needs.
SoulfulZen 4 years ago 2
I killed a printer once trying to make my own version. Thankfully I can now buy it. I don't know about anyone else, but I've been waiting years for a paper version.
PeeholeSwabs 4 years ago
probably the single best thing Iv ever seen! MUST SPAM IT TO EVERY PERSON I'V EVER KNOWN!!!
NoBetterThan 4 years ago 2
Don't stop at reading it. Inflict it upon your closest friends and family. Makes a great gift for Halloween AND Christmas.
Pilomotor 4 years ago 4
This book lives up to ALL the hype. Buy it in dead tree format! SO DEMANDS DOOM!
Skaramine 4 years ago 4
Sweeeeeeeet!!!
molluskweddin 4 years ago 2