Ask Alphacat #12- Walking & Peeing

[212amir212]

Do you have a hair on your pillow?

[GetxMyxSwag]

hey alphacat whhat was your favorite superbowl commercial

[MichaelaSharp1]

Lol the commercial before this "Why Are you voting for Mcclain?" "Because he can beat Obama!"....

[TheBossCanon]

what was your most embarrassing moment in high school/ were you in the cool crowd? =p luv ya ish!!

[sedakid3]

can you do a spoof to Beyonce's song party where a kid is trying to get into an R rated movie and he's trying to tip the ticket guy so the kid is saying" i may be young but I'm ready to get in this movie."

[CAUGHTUSLIPPIN1]

kfc vs popeys (IM BLACK SO ITS NOT RACIST)

[dparkhu1]

do you like chocolate or cheese cake better

[Clay53217]

It won't matter bc the u.s. is probably gonna get conquered by china anyway bc we r so fuked up when it comes to debt

[dujeeb]

Hey Alphacat. What would you rather do jump off a cliff or eat dog penis

[xxciviccodxxslayable]

how about the first asian president?

[IDSTERMAN123]

Do u consider yourself mixed?

[IDSTERMAN123]

Do u consider yourself black or white?

[jkd626619mma]

till i collapse is my fav song too real talk

[marcus4794]

haved you ever done something you didnt want to do but still did it????

[joedahdee]

Faces*lmao

[joedahdee]

Lmaoo the faves you make are priceless!

[JosephThe7078]

u rlly look like obama a little bit

[amni6]

White chocolate or dark chocolate ;)

[elijahleal]

Dear Alphacat

What would you rather prefer

Hot fudge sundae

German chocolate cake?

[musicgurl369]

such a funny and down to earth dude

[CaptinnKing]

Dear Alphacat : ]

How do you feel today . .

like a G6

like PDiddy

like a Plastic Bag

or a dungeon dragon ?

[tamirar]

lol @ 5 sec rule and pillow pets lolol

[TheBravodog]

Sylvester Stallon or Arnold Schwarzenegger

[GeArPrOd911]

Yo whats upp Alpha......on a nice summer day what do you like better.... Hamburger/Cheeseburger or Hotdog!?!

[JKNATT1997]

PUSSY OR HAND!! and WHAT YO DADDY DO

[JKNATT1997]

PUSSY OR HAND!!

[Voodoo306]

haa



[YungKid804]

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHA

[AngryCorndog]

Charizard or Blastoise? lol

[BLOMINATOR2012]

Did you know that the whole "2012" scare by the Aztecs is off? They started their calender late, 4 years late to be exact. "2012" was really 2008. My responce was WTFH. What do you think of that?

[oddball354]

@BLOMINATOR2012 or maybe the reason the calender ended is because they just got tired of doing it

[TheFlamingo29]

If you where a animal, what would you be and, what is your favorite color? (Mine is purple!)

[msfunnywizard]

sorry if i put it three time my computer was being stupid

[msfunnywizard]

what do you like better?: gobstoppers or lemonheads?

[msfunnywizard]

gobstoppers or lemonheads?

[Earthquakeprod]

dear alphacat would you rather be a ninja or a famous football star? form dude eating pie

[dbzrunedude]

Haha i liked your vids man, especially the one you did with timothydelaghetto.... so which would you rather have PS3 or XBOX 360??

[StickmanRage]

You cannot hide from Chuck Norris, Alphacat!

[baddayes]

Dear alphacat ....WHAT THE HELL DOES A BIRD IN THE HAND EQUALS TWO IN THE BUSH MEAN?!?! D:  Love Really confused black chick :D

[baddayes]

Dear alphacat ....WHAT THE HELL DOES A BIRD IN THE HAND EQUALS TWO IN THE BUSH MEAN?!?! D: Love Really confused black chick :D

[Captinbannana]

Whats UR Favorite Animal???:DDD

[ryuhayabusa2000]

YES! i love till i collapse!

[emilyweimarxx]

Lol

[ajfromthecali]

LMFAO!!!

[MrIPodLover13]

Jackie Chan,Bruce Lee or Jet Lee

[MrIPodLover13]

Who Is Your Favorite Rapper

[deepsleep41]

Do U be live in the Illuminati and if u did would u sale ur soul to be megabuck rich just asking but knowing ur work and u I would say not but u may answer if u like

[ryuhayabusa2000]

till i collapse is one of the best eminem songs ever!

[gangstaqueen005]

Why would they ask u if you have a youtube account

[Kikilicious52790]

where is doug?

[SHINIGAMIGHOST84]

3:48 if you're EVER?? famous....lmao that's a good one Mr. 300,000+ subs. Great video

[hoodmaster95]

I ask this every time I know it's not personal and I'm cool with that but what's your xboxlive gamertag and Im not so big on YouTube but if youn can check out my bid that be cool thanks

[Gangsterpretzel206]

Alpha Would You rather Have a Cat or A dog?

PS i like wafflez.

[09makaila]

LOL 2:18

[1015o3]

ay Iman if i ask you to perform at a certain occasion wud u? if so how much wud you charge?

p.s. jachie chan or jet li

[1015o3]

ay Iman if i ask you to perform at a certain occasion wud u? if so how much wud you charge

[BlackSerpant99]

9:26

[MrFunnyGals]

The one that said "Church????" Meant did you, have you, or are you going to church

[lillychic19]

walking and peeing?wow alpha u had some alo moment when u were lil.

[Diamondime33]

Alphacat, when did you first realised you wanted to make parodies

[soccerbot46]

lol luv ya alphacat

4:04 spelling fail!! tha questin just wow!!

[MrCedricgotswagg]

i have a question: can you do an impression of katt williams?

[drean4560]

I kept replaying the beginning. haha

[B3A5STLYN1NJA]

Dear Alphacat,

Ninjas or Spartans?

[TheJess656]

0:16 LMAO!

[KeVinOuMJJFanTribute]

What a stupid question "since MJ died, who do you think the new king of pop is?"! There will never be another king of pop, Michael Jackson is UNIQUE and no one can be like him! He's the BEST! Well answered Alphacat/

[sarvelaj]

What's your gamertag?

[11Patiff]

UK or U of L?

[bmorefooty]

alphacat you should do a music parady on got your back my T.I., you ever consider getting a t.v. comedy show or a stand up comedy thing on comedy central?

[elizaluvsyouall]

he still always reminda me of Barack Obama. :) lol <3 ya

[isreal95]

alphacat im gonna make a parody of u answering questions!!

[n0n3yab1z]

OMG I HATE PILLLOW PETS! THEIR SO ANNOYING....their a waste of money.. PET PEEVE much!

[crazedtechdeckmaster]

Wow lol church as in do you go to church

[SONICK245]

ps3 or Xbox360

[pimpdogelite78]

do u think that black people should stop saying the "n" word?

[chris161628]

@pimpdogelite78 thats rude i am black

[90sBabiie]

church??! lol

[robertobarrios42]

lebron or kobe?

[ningle4567]

Who's your favorite new zealander if you had one

[jmundergroundroyalty]

DO U LIKE IT WHEN PEPOLE USE TXT TLK TO ASK YOU A QUESDTION

[MriPodTechHelper]

Dear Alphacat,

Does saying no homo make the sentence any less homo?

[hansyboy30]

@MriPodTechHelper lol no iht doesnt

[marc12201]

@MriPodTechHelper I don't know, Kanye West!

[christhrasher]

There's no way in hell that Obama will get elected to a second term.

[youngmoneyballaz]

@christhrasher im black and i agree with you...he literally hasnt done a damn thing

[christhrasher]

@youngmoneyballaz Well, he's done tons of stuff, just none of it is any good for the country.

[rupds1]

Whats your best breakfast meal? 

[babycayden]

Alpha cat what inspired you to do a lot of parody videos ?

[MrCambry]

Mr.Alphacat Im 13 and say you i met you in the street and i asked if i could be in one of your videos what would you say Yes or No or HELL NAH LOL

[tinkslover101]

A pillow pet is all pillow that folds into a pet I have one and love it it's so soft hahaha lol!

[Nikevar]

wtf can of questions r these lol i love alphacat and i want u 2 put 1 of my questions on ur ask alphacat cuz ur cool and funny

[bdj567]

Would u do a b.o.b parody

[floamy201]

vote up if you've ever walked and peed at the same time

[TheMiseryCult]

Do you visit louisville kentucky allot? I was born and raised there and still reside there. So can you let me know the next time you come here so I can be sure to stalk you?

[jazziefee]

love the clap!!!

[anthony6621]

Hey Alphacat!!, Do you want to get squashed in MW2? If you do come play me AGloc69

[sarvelaj]

bro i play MW2 all the time, Gtag-->Furious FTW. just saying ;) bahaha

[Xcyn88X]

Hey Alphacat! Are you and Lisa gonna do anymore Kendra spoofs?! You should cause they are hilarious! I saw when she re-tweeted your videos and that's how I discovered your channel :))

[ChaoticMinds]

SHAYTARDS, YESSS!!!! :D:D I officially love you times a million.

Can you smeeeeeeeelllllllllalalalalala­laowwwww, what the ROCK... is cookin'?!?!

[TheFeesalemo]

whar do you like about parodies and spoofs ??? <<< o.O

[conker91]

If you see this comment...gone and put it on ur next vid....HAHAHA!!

[20celtics345]

96" bulls or 08 celtics

[viacarlton]

That dog wants you

[ChaosGameing]

What's his gamertag/psn

[nylah4]

Hey have u ever been to East orange, New Jersey

[TheVelocity123]

say this out loud : a taco thick loans. what do you hear

[DreamyTheKid]

You are the man Ac.I`m so glad i found ur channel, ur the purest, and the realest dude here on Yt, from what i saw in a couple of ur vids so far.Since i`m here i might aswell pop out with a Q.What do you think about all of this Illuminati stuff, and conspiracy theories that are involving, almost every other Hip Hop artist that you can think off?.(I personaly think it`s all Bs).Peace

[412majmun412]

gOo0O0o0OoOO0ogley eyes

[412majmun412]

suck deez nuts biotch

[ShockTURRET]

if you,delaghetto and rick all got in a three way fight who would win?

[TheRandomSamie]

@ShockTURRET A Three Way Tie!!!!Hahahaha

[tdiddy4345]

Hey Alphacat do you have family in Detroit or have you ever vacation in Detroit (Go Blue!!)

[DaveooDoes]

bruce lee>chuck norris. He killed chuck in one of his movies. I forget the title.

[ladyblue1220]

Oliver Queen ( green arrow) or Batman (Bruce Wayne)?

[ladyblue1220]

@ladyblue1220 i thought i'd ask since they seem to have the same story...

[MegaPug11]

hey/ CTfxC,shanedawsontv,fred,orRay­wailliamjohnson?

[darLandeebabee]

aLphaa iknooee yoouR a gRoown man but dooo yoou knooe hoow too dougiee if soo pLeasee dooo it fooor us thanksss Lovee Yoou Alpha

[ladyblue1220]

@darLandeebabee i'd pay to see that

[darLandeebabee]

@ladyblue1220 lOL

[Mcblackkid]

@darLandeebabee

1.You should do a parady to B.o.B's song Magic.

2. If you were the first black president, what ethnicity would you want your Vice President to be?



[ctclowns4lyfe]

hey alphacat quick question wat program do u use to edit your videos?

[ctclowns4lyfe]

hey alphacat quick question wat program do u use to edit your videos?

[southerncalcooldude]

for the 15 time did u know ur from the same place as muhhamed ali

[southerncalcooldude]

did u know ur from the same place as muhhamed ali

[yamere2]

Hey Alphacat , i know this is a very serious question but i need to know.... are you in the illuminati ? ( i hope not)

[rayray4546]

How would you tell a friend that you knew for a while that you are really interested in her?

[proudfamily247]

can you say this greeting with a Jamaican accent ? (wah gwaan) it means whats up :) and also was the best food you had when you were in Jamaica?

[TaraLC93]

hey alpha can you do the dougie dance?

[oneluvdancer]

Hey Alpha would you do a parody of 50 Tyson like Kevin Hart did? Do you like his music?

[luckyrunner444]

Do you still support Obama and his policies?

[MrAndre610]

i think the person who put Church?? meant do u go i took m3e a lil, while

[MrAndre610]

how old r u u sound like ur 30 or sumn u said back in da day lik ur old

[MrAndre610]

hey alpha im kinda doin vids like u except i call them questions or commients fo me yoyyo yo yo yo

[Princessk915]

Mr. Alphacat ... do you watch Jersey Shore and if so who's your favorite person on there .?

[ajaigates]

Have you ever thought about going on tour performing your parodies?

[chukchuk980]

would u prefer xbox360 or ps3

[sebastianstrand]

What's your opinion of Sweden?

[Alphacat]

@roosterjeeper lol thanks!

[OlgaPea]

What is your next major goal in doing YouTube?

[OlgaPea]

I think they meant: do u go to church...?

[Alphacat]

@schmumpkin thank you!

[Alphacat]

@55N9ne ok cool

[Alphacat]

@JamesatWar lemme know if you have any ideas in mind man

[h0k4g3u]

Hey Alphacat can you say Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanocon­iosis?

[TheFalloutMasta]

hey alphacat if your milado (where one parent caucasion and one parent african american)have a child and is a mixture (you)..and you and lisa who is white have a child what kind of skin would he/she have??? not racist just wondering....

[halyeboo13]

hey alphacat do u like degrassi

[Thebombjizz]

Because sweet home Alabama is the redneck anthem of the world.

[cjwtech]

4 people favor chuck norris.

[ShowMeTheFunnyXD]

05:25 i thought he said i used to be a gangster XD

[Parzival7831]

I think the next president will be Sarah Palin.

[412majmun412]

just remeber

ITS LIKE THE FRICKEN TOMB RAIDA

[SeaND0uble]

@412majmun412 OMG Why do you feel the need to comment like 50 times in a row!?!?! Who really cares about Tomb Raider THAT much anyways????

Hey Alphacat, does spam comments like the ones by 412majmun412 on your videos bother you?

[412majmun412]

@SeaND0uble hey alphacat does faggots like seaND0uble bother you

[JuliaHara345]

@412majmun412 BBUUUURNNNNNNNNN BBURN

[412majmun412]

@SeaND0uble same

[412majmun412]

\/1n d33!z3l !z/\/t gh3y!!!!

[412majmun412]

bruce lee or chuck norris or tom raider

ITS LIKE THE FRICK'N TOMB RAIDA!!!!

VIN DIESEL IS NOT AND I MEAN NOT GAY

[412majmun412]

YU GI OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[412majmun412]

FUSHIGGGIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[412majmun412]

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[412majmun412]

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[412majmun412]

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[412majmun412]

thi aint not the life that we have chose but its the life that we liven now we belong on th etop but we aint trippen cuz well get there in a minute

its like the fricken tomb raida!!!