Last of the Medici - Brian Sewell

[designanddirection]

Brian should have a weekly show bringing erudition, wit, style and panache into our homes....instead of the dross that pours from the television.

[ooohmyhead]

Brian Bedonde: Be bast brand buke.

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

Qi sent me :p

[romancandlefight]

sorry your pedophilia was spoiled sewell

[odengodofwar]

His voice is so brilliant that he could bullshit about anything and people would believe it

[LeamingtonSteve]

This queen has a great accent

[Coastlinewalks]

What a thoroughly decent chap ..

[haroldiscool]

all boys, naughty boys silly little boys .....

[8BamBino9]

WANKER

[paulralph]

boh biddly bong

[BREN70S]

he used to work on the bins

[tomeekun]

I used to think posh must somewhat exotic, charming, melodic. Now I have to say it's quite ugly...

[bassicuk1986]

Brian Badonde. Looool

[Nirtak57]

auli

[u0858294]

Brian Badonde anyone?

[Stranglehold432]

What a fanny.

[ChrisWestaway]

i fucking love this guy

[Fronika]

I hope the "naughty boys" were over 18.

[morris233]

I hate this wanker.

[jamzal]

This guy sounds like he belongs in the 17th century.

[aussieguy2109]

'a sad reminder how religion seems to spoil absolutely everything'

Aint that the truth.

[Arnoldaka1993]

I honestly recorded this and played it again on my phone to fall asleep

[rckflare]

@Arnoldaka1993 Your not alone.. seriously.

[hostroute]

Brian Sewell's voice is like a mature English cheddar cheese.

[Bootstrap193]

BIDDLY BONG BONG, BAAAA!

[YourFaceWillDie468]

I swear to God, this man is so---dare I say it?---it's clearly hurting him.

[5amH45lam]

The poshest man in the world. Called Brian.

[mahler71]

@5amH45lam Yes, how can a posh man be called Brian! I think he's faking!

[Manceinion]

Brian's camp for a homophobe.

[MrHeslopian]

@Manceinion He isn't a homophobe, he's gay.

[R0FlR0cKeTz]

BRIAN BATONDE!!

[Dendiol]

Brian Bewell's boice bounds bike Brian Badonde.

[Veron451]

He has the finest speech ever. Not my opinion but fact.

[Fleshious]

I bet he was a naugh-ty boy himself.

[LaurenceTheGinger]

i bouldn't bont to belapse

[midori81]

Can someone pass him a big glass of water, please???

my throat suddenly feels utterly dry the moment i heard the man's voice!!!

this man defines the term "parched"!!!

[jullemanden]

I have punched less posh people for being to posh... i'm gonna find some cockney to get this guy out of my head

[billps34]

I'm sorry, but he hurts my ears - oh my god, that is one truly excruciating accent or should I say "ex-cruuuesheeeayting"

But I love it when he says "nawteh boyss" "willing boyss" - sounds so damned dirty.

[HoumaJMM]

I am a Medici, living in USA, my Dad came to the US when he was nine yrs old, because of war his Mom an Dad had to smuggle him and all his brothers and sisters on a ship to the USA. He was born in Cefalu sicily Italy.

[orlando098]

I think he is enjoyably erudite and articulate and his accent has character. You don't hear many like it these days! There's no need for everyone to sound the same!

[looseheadtom]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[ace9846]

THE BARRT OF TECHNOLOGY WITH ME BRIAN BADONDE BHOOO

[supereyre1997]

my ansestor was a friend of the medici

[LikeItDeep]

Brian speaks posher than what the Queen does.

[theshadow664]

@LikeItDeep  Correction - Brian IS the Queen!

[tenseman08]

wow the guy is so posh you feel it's hurting him

[surreysk8]

bohh yerr booo baaa ! bun bo ber bow. Brian Bedonde

[chanctonbury63]

Youre not even too clever for a bonobo chimp. I could spell better than you when I was 5. Your grammar is even worse. Go back to school, that is if you are not still there.

[chanctonbury63]

Yawn! Do you REALLY think Confucius said that??? Youre an even bigger retard than I thought. Anyway Confucius was not Australian.

[davidoffon]

@chanctonbury63 Retardation is often viewed greatly on others by its true sufferer, suffering you has its difficulty's.

As for Australia , that was a bit to clever for you and I cudden give a schmuc what Confucious say.

Check your mouth for toilet paper, bingo, loads o' shit in there ass well.

[XNo1XLuvzXMeX]

LOL I love the way he says "Naughty".

BOH!

[xTriggeRxBx]

Bello, Brian Bewell here. Biddily Boo Behhh. Bah.

[zurrillo1]

Excellent Video On The Medici's.

[Jammsbro1]

I find him quite entertaining. He takes his time telling the story and embelishes it with poetic leaning.

[ace2aceify]

what a twat

[davidoffon]

@ace2aceify A twat is someone who forgets the question mark.

[chanctonbury63]

@davidoffon A twat is someone remembers to post a comment about it.

[davidoffon]

@chanctonbury63 Oh really, I didn't know that, oh sorry, I so impolite, greetings sox cooker. Am i frogetting anything ?????????

[chanctonbury63]

@davidoffon Try not to forget not to be a dick.

[davidoffon]

@chanctonbury63 Your not very good at this, are you. Inventing a situation so to smell the taste of your own shite aint so very bright, enjoy losing , it should be long lasting.

[chanctonbury63]

@davidoffon Confucius say `When in hole stop digging`.

[davidoffon]

@chanctonbury63 You are both bored and boring, Australia day soon. Having to quote others implies an empathy with emptiness. Flush when you're finitched.

[ace2aceify]

@davidoffon i wasn't asking a question 

[davidoffon]

@ace2aceify That's not important at this or any other stage.

[EMGColonel]

Brian Sewell is a British National Treasure and Institution but with a sense of humour so sophisticated that his self deprecation and inspired self parody can go unnoticed by the Hoi - polloi

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Was 2:26 the inspiration for Papa Lazarous?

[VikingTerror]

Wow. He makes Queen Elizabeth II sound like a countryside yokel.

[TheWisemonkey8]

lol...

[azza97hi]

bahh booohhh

[kenzee5525]

Naughty boys..!!! 

[societysucks1]

Brian Sewell rules!!!

[pooisyummy]

2:52 + 3:26 - BRIAN BADONDE NOISE.

BODILY BOH BEH BWAAAAHHHH!!!

[psxiiuk]

@pooisyummy Boooh yes, bell sBotted. Bi think we have a brue Badonde bafficionardo here

[n2andy]

Fantastic piece. If only there were more originals like the wonderfully talented and intelligent Brian Sewell in the media. I hope the masses enjoy x-factor, god (or God?) help them.

[SuzaneVonRichthofen]

Hahah I love it when he turns around dramatically at 1:02: "..his bed..."

[SuzaneVonRichthofen]

Is this his real accent or is it a caricature?

[strauss12345]

@SuzaneVonRichthofen That's his real accent

[05005051]

@SuzaneVonRichthofen It's real.

[montagano81]

what a twat

[1qewretry]

is this from the grand tour dvd? thanks for posting.

[StefDior]

BWAHHHHHHHHHH

[adster700]

BWAH.

[itierney]

Wow, he's even more ridiculous than the facejacker character and he's actually serious!

[TheEightyNinth]

Cool story bro.

He made breakfast. Nothing happened for five hours. Then it was dinner time.

[jktpc1991]

@TheEightyNinth twat

[AlbertoAntonio6]

Someone needs to replace that orchestra that comes in at 4:32 with a rim shot.

[brenan6]

"...and make breakfast of it."

[barryowen555]

naughty boys boooooooooooooooh

[switchfusion]

this guy is a complete and utter twat. boooooooh!

[leopictor]

A sad reminder of how religion manages to spoil absolutely everything, SO FUNNY

[mysouliscolouredpink]

badies and bentlemen, let us bake a moment for abbeciate this piece of bine art.

[devonlongbow]

Isn't he a dear; plummy accent,robust opinions,urbane and witty-one of only a very few palatable sodomites.

Scarcely kept his powder dry describing the old duke's entertainments.

[TexasLia]

yes, well, i dare say...LOL

[gigajudge]

370 naughty young men. Jesus Christ! his voice is enough never mind the topic.

[SamuelRiv]

In fairness to religion, if you were the next holder of that dude's bed, wouldn't *you* want to burn the sheets too?

[LaurenceTristan]

2:54 BAH!

[LaurenceTristan]

@LaurenceTristan 3:31 Berh!

[jamesax96]

I was waiting for him to say, BAH, or BOH,

[nmacog]

BAH

BODILY BAH

BOH

BEH HEHEHEH !!!

[DanielChannon]

you can so tell that brian badonde's character was inspired by this guy

[GrandMasterScotty]

@DanielChannon  Brian was actually one of my least favorite characters before I realized he was based on this guy. I now find him hilarious.

[FrankHammond1906]

TITS AND FANNY

[GoonerRed]

Well done arse blogger. Good laugh

[alexmiddleton4]

He likes cock

[rasnikhilov]

arse!

[hamboola]

Arseblogically amazing

[MrFreedmad]

ARSEBLOG!!! :D

[6713545]

Arseblog amazes me :|

[BGPaul]

Thank you Arseblog.

[lousehr]

A plonker of the highest order.

Totally fake.

[XxXxSeasonxXxX]

He should go rap Nappy in Beast London;

[noclass33]

brian badonde....biddly bong bong...

[MrBuggaLugs]

bou've seen the banbure of the betty balace from out side...

bou've seen the banbure of the betty balace bom bivin...

buur

[lousehr]

A dickwat and charlatan of the highest order.

So fake..........what a knob.

[lousehr]

A dickwat and charlatan of the highest order.

A hurray Henry wanna-be.

So fake..........what a knob.

[lousehr]

A dickwat and charlatan of the highest order.

A hurray Henry wanna-be.

You are so fake..........

[GetYourShoeShineBox]

Youngboo boys, boo baar bum fun.

[08Fleming08]

Bello, by name is Brian Bedonde. BABBLE DE BANG BANG BOOO.

[zx6arrrgh]

boooooo

[ninny131]

4get brian sewell BRIAN BADONDE!!!!!!

[EwokTerrorist]

jack chalanes sucks brians big boo bollock

[Jcahalane]

Bollocksy-boo!

[EwokTerrorist]

fucking fanny flaps

[counterparts941]

BON BORE BOR BRIAN

[twizzlemonkey]

BOO!!! Brian Bedonde!!!

[STABBERBALBOA]

bidly bong ba bo

[Biscan100]

BATTY BONG BONG

[SeanCambo]

BO!!! BEIO! BANG!!! BAAAAAAAAAAH!

[astroboirap]

hahahaha its brian bedonde!!! OMG! :D

[Muzzeo]

buurhh

[vokuro88]

bbuuhr

bbuuuhhhr bboys naughty bbuuhrrys

[juanjrocha]

so...

[MrBuggaLugs]

@juanjrocha BUARR!

[DjCovenant]

Bello by name is brian bewelle and by bill balk about be bedid buuuh beeeh

[MrBuggaLugs]

I love the way up until 3 weeks ago, all the coments on here were civilised discusion and debate regarding the video, now its all brian badonde jokes ^^, im gonna reply to the old posts with badonde quotes, i suggest u join me.

[MrBuggaLugs]

"you've seen the grandure of the Bitty Balalce from outside"

[dafo93]

babbity boo!

[psxiiuk]

Booh! Oh bes Brett. You like it soft & wet don't you?

[anatoly88k]

BAAA??

[GianTheMan91]

booooooooooooooooooo

[MediumPoo]

Booouuuuurrrrrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!1

[slantyrock]

what a complete and utter cunt.

[j2j243]

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

[ROBdeLIS]

"You've been to Eton so you're not entirely unaware of what's going on."

[Mast3rTarik]

BuuRRR

[johnny15783]

Badonde......

[shogunkaras]

buh!!!

[tdkcdrom]

Badonde?

[DavideoDesign]

Waheey he's a naughty Brian Badonde template

[Irredeemablepostman]

B'uh buda bom bom...

[pandipops]

Burr

[Irredeemablepostman]

Berrr!

[denzilite]

Brian Bedonde!!!!!!!!!

[z00h]

Brian Badonde in ta mata fatin thouse

[SuperAudimaniac]

lol- face jacker

[DJxBash]

@SuperAudimaniac Brian Bedonde :P

[duggers108]

@DJxBash yup!

[08Fleming08]

@DJxBash haha

[skipper2379]

ilkinond, really? This is a postmodern parody of aristocracy, targeted not for the upper class, who travel and read books, but a vulgar middle class eager to be sold the most decadent type of high culture by a dissolute journalist hack. Can you even imagine Kenneth Clark, a genuine scholar of rigorous taste, with his shirt un-tucked? Wormy classes? How indecently snobbish. If our self-styled aristocrats are so mean, smug, and in-authentically cultured, this is no kind of civilization.

[ilkinond]

What is all this atrocious gassing about socialism and revolution about? What appalling taste to bring up such grimy topics when in the presence of such poise and elegance as Sir Brian offers in this posting.

[ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth]

@ilkinond I couldn't agree more. Do forgive me, it is unspeakably gauche to stay too long over politics and scandal in the presence of civilised company.

[MrBuggaLugs]

@ilkinond BAAAAARRR????