@pumpkinman4ever, The whole point of Atheism is complete apathy towards all religion... we don't care whether anyone says Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah, say what you want and express yourself however you wish, just don't tell me what I can or can't say.
I'd also like you to explain to me at what point in history a group of people who didn't believe in any faith tried to censor something, as a general rule it's other way around
Ugh, this is like schools too. God forbib anyone express any holiday. I'm Athiest but I still celebrate Christain Holdays like Christmas and Easter, and when you come in America you need to expect that America is mainly a CHRISTAN country. Political Correctness is the end of culture...
I'm a Christian and I think it's soul-crushing to try and take the religion out of any holiday if its already a part of it and a part of traditonal celebrations. Christmas can be a special time for everyone, religious or not, and whatever the real origins are. The point is you're spending time with loved ones and recognizing what good you have in life. I 100% agree with @topperheartramada and @Laloonie! love the part when they all praise their holidays together, yes Satanists too :)
I am an atheist and I want to punch in the face any asshole who starts shitting on Christmas. Christmas is bigger than religion. It is a cultural landmark and something everyone enjoys. It is about family and friends, about joy in the middle of a cold winter, about sharing. Leave Christmas alone.
I loved when all the holiday people burst out: "Happy Hannukah!" "Happy Kwanzaa!" Except the Muslim guy should've said Happy Eid instead of Ramadan. Eid is closer to christmas and takes place in december.
@Laloonie Eid doesnt take place in december every year since its based on lunar calendar...i think its 10 days behind every year..this year Eid-ul-Fitr was september 1st... so next year it will be around august 21st, marking the end of month of Ramadan.. and the other Eid.. Eid-ul Adha was on November 6th this year.
@Laloonie Eid doesnt take place in december every year. its ten days behind every year since its based on lunar calendar. this year Eid-ul Fitr was on september 1st (marking end of month of ramadan) so next year it will be around august 21st.. and the other Eid..Eid-ul Adha this year was on november 6th.
@WhiteDeathrow Because the Romans thought the Edomites rules Judea. If a truly foreign empire came to America or Europe, they too would believe it was run by Jews. It's kind of obvious. Besides, don't you know that Herod was the king of the Jews at the time? So, yes, it's actually true. It's also scary how in just a few generations, you can make 99% of the people believe literally anything.
@Asteroidking13 Christmas unfortunately has been engineered precisely to be such a yuletide thing by the Roman Empire, who thought that Christianity was essentially religious Play-Doh to push through a pagan cookie cutter (Constantine cut off many heads over it, actually), and it's still messed up the churches today. I take it that pagan yule is around the Winter Solstice, the "rebirth of the sun?" I like to follow up on my info.
If Christianity in America has to put up with such kind of a fiasco, then we Indians in INDIA, better watch out. Its such a strange thing, that Christians in America, are ridiculed and sidelined with the name called "Jesus Freaks", and here in India, these so called INTELLECTUALS who mock the Christian Faith, must have a look at how Christians survive here. We are killed, murdered, raped, beaten up for our faith. Hats off to these INTELLECTUALS. GOD BLESS THE CHRISTIAN NOW AND EVER. AMEN
@punedav007 As an American Catholic, I pray for you and the Church in India. Blessed are you, for you are some of the most persecuted people on Earth for Our Blessed Lord, Jesus', Name's sake.
And remember:
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In Hoc Signo Vinces [In this sign, you shall be victorious]
I love this skit. Corporate correct people beware. Nobody appreciates just living "correct". We want to live with a capital L ! You corporate clones don't know how to make anyone happy, just correct. Love this skit. Love it. Love it. Thank you so much mad tv.
@nohj0891 Sure, it's all just the Big Bad Corporations fault when they get their asses hauled into court by every last person with hurt feelings and they lawyer up. Corporations are looking out for their bottom line, and when some whiney douche bag can turn to Mother Government to crack of a couple of million they simply tend to get with the flow. The problem isn't corporations per se, it's lawyers and a Government operating WAY outside its boundaries.
@clipsryan He was just trying to help you dig a little deeper into the amazing Word of God and possibly bring you to Christ. Please notice that, though he was unsuccessful, continued to pursuade you to explore more of the Truth which lies within the Word of God. So I just ask you to know that he was trying to help, though it may have seemed to you that he was just arguing to be evil or destroy your faith completely.
@voodoofreak35 well that's not true Christians don't want Christmas to be only for them and the reson some people want Christmas to be only for Christians is be becose Christmas is a Christian holiday and should be treated as one
Wanna understand the reason behind all this absurdity and the people who begged to be the subject of ridicule in this particular MadTV skit? Blame those fucking retarded conservative Christian Americans who think Christmas is exclusively Christian and should be celebrated nationwide 'cause America's dominant religion is Christianity. Fuck 'em in their conservative religious assholes with a "Yule tree". Oh yeah, that's right. An Yule tree doesn't have shit to do with "Christ Mass".
Christmas today, at least in America, isn't as religious as Christians "want" it to be. Today's Western "Christmas" celebration is a blend of European cultures and heritage consisting of the Germanic Yule, the Roman Saturnalia, the Catholic adaptation and absorption of pagan celebration into its early Epiphany(the revelation of the Son as a human being) tradition, commercialization and the American consumer culture.
Merry Christmas, a phrase that was used back when people weren't afraid of saying it. To put it another way, think about that Christmastime is the only time where people say happy holidays. It seems that even 2010 years later, the name "Christ is still offending people, when all he did was come down from his majesty in Heaven, to a stinky stable and to die a brutal death on a cross. I'm not knocking other faiths, just expressing mine in a way that I feel.
I wish people weren't so damn sensitive these days. I'm a Catholic but if someone told me Happy Hanukkah, I would actually smile and say thank you because its sweet and courteous. Its better than someone telling me "fuck you!!" lol
@weirdguy75 if you don't like it doesn't mean it should be canceled for everyone who loves it. Doesn't matter if ur too heartless to care for your own familey
Christmas stopped being a religious holiday in the US decades ago. Now it's the biggest revenue season for retail companies and an excuse for broke American families to max out their credit cards.
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fuck religion and fuck christmas. It is the most depressing time of year when you realize you're not a loaded republican who can afford a fucking hummer whenever you feel like it. Christmas should be cancelled due to a total waste of money on presents and decorations, and who gives a shit about visiting family!
Thanks to all the whinny liberal bitches, radical atheists, and the ACLU this has become a reality. Sometimes I hate really do hate the United States of the Offended.
this pisses me off immensely, what gives all these other religeous faiths the right to tell us not to celebrate christmas? You happen to live in a country where the majority of citizens are christian, deal with it. Nobody is saying you can't celebrate Channakah or Ramadan or any of those other holidays so fuck you, I'll say it. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU ANAL BASTARDS
@FatnWild There not telling you not to have christmas dude they are just saying that don't believe in christmas when u say merry christmas. It's just an asshole response when some1 is trying to be nice but they aren't telling you not to celebrate whatever you want.
@lightningstruck444 Saying "um yeah it is." and "try reading up on some history of faiths." isn't the best counter. Especially when my comment clearly showed I have read up on religious history. It's a pagan holiday that was taken by christians. I guess if I stole a tv, it would be mind because I've had it longer, huh? Idiot.
@clipsryan when was this pagan holiday of christmas conceived? in the later part of the 20th Century when it was commercialized? Is that what gives you the right to say that? No, it was clearly a Christian holiday, and I honestly don't care if you don't believe that, but stealing a holiday? If anything, it was stolen from us by stores making a few bucks off of the hype.
@lightningstruck444 How patheticly ignorant. Look up the word pagan and the celebration of the winter solstice. It was a celebration for the beginning of winter and used by Pagans to celebrate the birth of the god Saturn. There's nothing christian about xmas. The bible says nothing about celebrating xmas let alone doing the things people do during it. You clearly know very little for being so opinionated. Read a book for your christ's sake and stop thinking jesus' birth was during the winter.
@clipsryan Maybe if you looked a little deeper into the word of god, rather than skimming over it, you will see. I am not saying pagans do not celebrate Christmas, but come on, the history of it even can be divulged from the very name! Christ-mas. Take a harder look at things. Yes, there are some pagan roots to Christmas, the day it is on for instance. What you are suggesting is different than this. The pagan holiday was completely separate, and it was known as Yule.
@lightningstruck444 Maybe if you would actually show more evidence in your defence, you'd get somewhere. I've shown plenty, of which xtians and non-xtians agree on. It wasn't called christ-mass. That's why nothing about christmas is christian. Same with easter. xtians take from other cultures because they clearly suck at telling stories. This is why jesus' story is strangely similar to Horus' (the egyptian sun god). The fuck don't you get about that? xtians still think halloween is satanic.
@clipsryan Me give more evidence? Why don't you try comparing the 2 last comments. I gave evidence as to the name of the Holiday and of the date. As far as I can see from the comment before this last one, all you said was "How pathetically ignorant...there is nothing christian about xmas" By the way, why don't you just call it christmas like everyone else? Trying to forget about how CHRIST-mas is a CHRISTt-ian holiday? I have admitted somethingsm but this is going nowhere, you are hopeless.
@lightningstruck444 You gave evidence from a false source. How is that evidence? I gave you evidence that actually exists, is agreed with by christians and predates your supposed source of evidence. You think every calls it christmas? So if every said the earth was flat (according the CHRISTIAN book of lies) should everyone hop on the bandwagon? I'm hopeless because I don't agree with your ignorance? Thanks, that's really fair.
@clipsryan so what you are saying is that because YOU say that it predates my source, it is automatically true? And you say that my source is false? Look at it again man, I at least gave a source, this is all opinion as far as I see. And like I said before, what predates the bible is a completely different thing called Yule. Also, where does it say the earth is round in the bible? And last, I said you are hopeless because your argument is restating the same thing so this has become pointless.
@lightningstruck444 Instead of wasting our time with accusations of me being subjective or dishonest, you may wanna do some actual research on the history of the thing you claim to follow. You keep using the tired "it has christ in the name." bullshit when I've already brought forth actual historical evidence you insist on avoiding by not checking it out yourself. Holy shit dude, IT SAYS IT'S FLAT! It says god looked over all 4 corners of the earth. What's pointless is debating with the ignorant
@clipsryan this is why you think its a lie?!? The fact that it says four corners? Jesus is not saying the earth is flat, merely putting it in terms that people of that day could follow, because if you will remember, that part was written over 2000 years ago. The only evidence you have given is the celebration of the winter solstice my pagans. This is called YULE, and has nothing to do with CHRISTMAS. You tell me to do research, why don't you read the bible?
@lightningstruck444 Right like the terms "The earth is round.". Very simple. 2000 years ago isn't an excuse if you were introduced to a being that knows everything. Right it has nothing to do with xmas. Xmas has alot of do with the contents of YULE. Oh, and I also explained how the bible says nothing about the customs used in Xmas. Apparently I have read the bible and apparently you haven't. Like evolution, many hardcore Xtians Xmas is not xtian, it's a lie to collect more followers.
@lightningstruck444 Right so god couldn't have simply said "The earth is round. Pass it on."? Ofcourse he wasn't very big on knowledge and just big on blind fellowship. 2000 years ago isn't an excuse if you were being taught by an all knowing being. It is an excuse for religion, I understand that. So, I need to read your bible to believe xmas is xtian because of the name and forget how honest xtians agree xmas was/is nothing but an attempt at stealing members?
@clipsryan Did you actually know that God didn't right the bible? Other people, such as Moses and Paul wrote it. Obviously they only have the knowledge of that time, so yeah 2000 years ago is legitimate because maybe God was not trying to focus on a science lesson? The date is the one big thing that relates Christmas to Yule. How do Christians steal members because of Christmas? Sorry, but I don't understand what you mean by stealing members. One last thing, why do you use x instead of Christ?
@lightningstruck444 They claimed they spoke to god. God told them what to write. This is common knowledge among theists and non-theists. Ofcourse he didn't write the bible because he doesn't exist OR he doesn't have hands of which to write a book with. A science lesson might've helped, you know. The same way Elvis got fans from other people's music. I use X because it's quicker and it's a way of expressing my dislike for xtianity and the xmas people still claim is xtian.
@clipsryan the thing is, he was not focusing on whether or not the earth was round, flat, a triangle, etc. You are showing less and less facts, the longer this goes on, simply resorting to statements such as "He doesn't exist" without offering something up. This is getting old, and frankly I am sick of arguing with you since you offer nothing. Sorry, but you are simply repeating the same things over and over again, so I am done.
@lightningstruck444 You're so clueless. If he need to see all of the world, he'd just see it given he has the ability to do anything. Like a human, he wouldn't need to go to the highest point to look over a SPHERICAL planet. Apparently god showed the same ignorance of his people by thinking the earth is flat because of the flat horizon. Until you prove he does exist, he doesn't. Get over it. I'm repeating myself because you don't fucking listen. Goddamn.
@clipsryan I refuse to get into it with you. It is not lack of evidence that I am showing you, you simply refuse to even keep an open mind. You shoot down everything I say at you without really even thinking about it. I understand where you are at as well, as I too once believed what you do. I had it explained to me, and I shot down everything they said. Finally, one day, I thought about it and I believed it the more I thought about it. You do not seem to get the bible is not a science book.
@lightningstruck444 I though you were done haha. If I wasn't open minded, I'd still be a christian. No shit the bible isn't a science book. Many treat it as such (along with a morality book) and that's the problem. How is me shooting down your broken record claims, my fault? I've heard and used your claims and now I disagree with them. If I didn't think about them, I'd just say "nope, you're wrong." and not provide any justification for why I feel they're wrong.
Its Snowing!! In the Hallway!!
lonewolf031 3 days ago
Loved this sketch so much. People are making a lot of fuss about religion.
odd0odium 3 days ago
WALOWITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LissiiWebber 5 days ago
HAIL SATANNNN BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
ickybonesss 1 week ago
Hail Sataannnn!! LOL
Haddasa 1 week ago
Howard wallowitz :D
cheeriosx3TH 2 weeks ago
dirty jews are santa haters.
anyways, they could just say happy solstice.
benjie414 3 weeks ago
Funnier than crappy snl! And that's the guy from the big bang theory
BEARARMZ 1 month ago
@BEARARMZ you mean the big bang theory guy was on madtv before
Nathaniel21 3 weeks ago
lol, i love this. i hate how pc shit is nowadays. i'm atheist, and i love celebrating xmas.
toribjork10 1 month ago
I always agreed with everything this show mocked or satirized.
tehpewpew420 1 month ago 3
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cdh88 1 month ago
wolowitz
sageofthestrata 1 month ago
See, this is what those damn atheists have done to CHRISTmas!
pumpkinman4ever 1 month ago
@pumpkinman4ever, The whole point of Atheism is complete apathy towards all religion... we don't care whether anyone says Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah, say what you want and express yourself however you wish, just don't tell me what I can or can't say.
I'd also like you to explain to me at what point in history a group of people who didn't believe in any faith tried to censor something, as a general rule it's other way around
Illyriasally 1 month ago 2
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@Illyriasally "just don't tell me what I can or can't say."
I think this actually is what your community has done over time.
"at what point in history a group of people who didn't believe in any faith tried to censor something, "
When Communism came to power.
emmthreejonny 3 weeks ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!! Funny as hell!!!
NightBeast12 1 month ago 5
and my man is a satanist..he's a tech specialist. LOL.
Stefers143 1 month ago
this is so true..when i decorated I joked around I was gonna put up a "Jesus Loves You" sign at my work. Of course, I couldn't. :)~
Stefers143 1 month ago
Happy.....HOLIDAYS!!
abSOULuteD 1 month ago
Political correctness is just wrong!
tzoyia1 1 month ago 2
Howard Wolowitz!
lala1500 2 months ago
Ugh, this is like schools too. God forbib anyone express any holiday. I'm Athiest but I still celebrate Christain Holdays like Christmas and Easter, and when you come in America you need to expect that America is mainly a CHRISTAN country. Political Correctness is the end of culture...
Thomasveach95 2 months ago 5
@Thomasveach95 Would you be referring to all the public schools that have classes on Dec. 25? I predict that you can count those on one hand.
WavemasterAshi 1 month ago
"Merry Christmas, you sons of bitches!!!"
NightBeast12 2 months ago 2
I'm a Christian and I think it's soul-crushing to try and take the religion out of any holiday if its already a part of it and a part of traditonal celebrations. Christmas can be a special time for everyone, religious or not, and whatever the real origins are. The point is you're spending time with loved ones and recognizing what good you have in life. I 100% agree with @topperheartramada and @Laloonie! love the part when they all praise their holidays together, yes Satanists too :)
SuperSaiyanUnicorns 2 months ago 2
B D
speedlord2 2 months ago
howard from the big bang theory!! :D
jiyungkim 3 months ago
Political correctness is so wrong...
tzoyia1 3 months ago 2
"some 2000 years ago,some dudes stood up and said "lets do christmas!" and that guy was jesus!" LMFAO!!!!
surferdude3451 3 months ago
happy ranmadan made my day
SSJ5tobi1 3 months ago
Relax it's a skit. :)
FangKillian 3 months ago
I am an atheist and I want to punch in the face any asshole who starts shitting on Christmas. Christmas is bigger than religion. It is a cultural landmark and something everyone enjoys. It is about family and friends, about joy in the middle of a cold winter, about sharing. Leave Christmas alone.
topperheartramada 3 months ago 4
@topperheartramada aaaaaaaaaamen to that ;)
Wolfdrugs 3 months ago
Howard O.o
MizzDrizzyGraham 3 months ago
This is what happens in minitruth on December 25th, 1984. The christmas revolution!!!
skillless 3 months ago
Happy winter solstice.
irvingklaw57 3 months ago
I loved when all the holiday people burst out: "Happy Hannukah!" "Happy Kwanzaa!" Except the Muslim guy should've said Happy Eid instead of Ramadan. Eid is closer to christmas and takes place in december.
Laloonie 4 months ago
@Laloonie Eid doesnt take place in december every year since its based on lunar calendar...i think its 10 days behind every year..this year Eid-ul-Fitr was september 1st... so next year it will be around august 21st, marking the end of month of Ramadan.. and the other Eid.. Eid-ul Adha was on November 6th this year.
idiotic1021 2 months ago
@Laloonie Eid doesnt take place in december every year. its ten days behind every year since its based on lunar calendar. this year Eid-ul Fitr was on september 1st (marking end of month of ramadan) so next year it will be around august 21st.. and the other Eid..Eid-ul Adha this year was on november 6th.
idiotic1021 2 months ago
Jesus was not Jewish. He is Judean. Nobody knows anything anymore!
EvilsOfFeminism 4 months ago
@EvilsOfFeminism Are you sure, then why is Jesus known as "King of the Jew" Google it, or are you just trying to troll us.?
WhiteDeathrow 3 months ago
@WhiteDeathrow Because the Romans thought the Edomites rules Judea. If a truly foreign empire came to America or Europe, they too would believe it was run by Jews. It's kind of obvious. Besides, don't you know that Herod was the king of the Jews at the time? So, yes, it's actually true. It's also scary how in just a few generations, you can make 99% of the people believe literally anything.
EvilsOfFeminism 2 months ago
@WhiteDeathrow Besides, dude, in all seriousness, 2 Jews own Google.
EvilsOfFeminism 2 months ago
Thanks a lot liberals for political correctness...
ThePatriots010304 4 months ago 3
zomfg its howard walowitz
millstan594 4 months ago 42
@millstan594 OMG it *IS!
MrsGeekside 1 month ago
live and let die mother fuckers...
beautyinthesparkle 4 months ago
I use the phrase "Late December food" as a result of this sketch. No one in my family seems to catch on.
FutureNewsAnchor 4 months ago
@FutureNewsAnchor cuz its not even funny to begin with.
eurovisionairtv 4 months ago
the Satanists made the best entrance. LOL!
gridergirl 4 months ago
My school is actually just like this.
KieranDotWard 4 months ago
i luv how Madtv stick it to everyone, the religious and the nonreligious xD
no one was safe, its like south park xD
aeris44 4 months ago
HAIL SATAN
it's hard being prosecuted for your beliefs, i'm an atheist not a satanist, but still
incubus5000 5 months ago
OMG! HOWARD!
marigold38 5 months ago
This is what it would look like if the liberals hold their powered. (Censored Christmas)
gonavygonavy 5 months ago
I find it stupid to censor christmas, but I also find it stupid that people don't recognize the wiccan/pagan holiday yule as a holiday.
Asteroidking13 5 months ago
@Asteroidking13 Christmas unfortunately has been engineered precisely to be such a yuletide thing by the Roman Empire, who thought that Christianity was essentially religious Play-Doh to push through a pagan cookie cutter (Constantine cut off many heads over it, actually), and it's still messed up the churches today. I take it that pagan yule is around the Winter Solstice, the "rebirth of the sun?" I like to follow up on my info.
EvilsOfFeminism 4 months ago
Is the new guy Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory
EmperorKriz1 5 months ago
i super miss stephanie weir :( she was my favorite
jomarantolinbuy 5 months ago
happy holidays everyone problem solved
azlan16 5 months ago
Festivus for the rest of us!
PathOfLeaves 5 months ago
LOL i will be making late december brownies this year....
Lillzbe 6 months ago 2
lol...that dude was JESUS!!!!!
OkeenoUnleashed 6 months ago 2
I thought the accountants were satanists...
TheHuntress144 6 months ago
Satanists? The computer guys. I lolled so hard, I'm a programmer.
Adrian22Frets 6 months ago 50
@Adrian22Frets so you are satanists?
urbanawp 3 months ago
@urbanawp Nope, I'm a programmer
Adrian22Frets 3 months ago
Why can't the world be like this?
MrAKL83194 6 months ago
Satanists = the computer guys!
essen961 7 months ago
@essen961 I don't really get it.
mjp9mm 6 months ago
@mjp9mm It is a stereotype that works (kind of)
essen961 6 months ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SONS OF BITCHESSSSS
vvrules21 7 months ago
I wish this would happen for real it pisses me off when i say merry christmas and get "happy holidays" in return.
dj2530 7 months ago 2
@dj2530 It drives me crazy when I get told Happy Holidays.
nicky050 7 months ago
LOL this is so funny. :)
emcee2456 7 months ago
Howard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bracerjack 8 months ago
If Christianity in America has to put up with such kind of a fiasco, then we Indians in INDIA, better watch out. Its such a strange thing, that Christians in America, are ridiculed and sidelined with the name called "Jesus Freaks", and here in India, these so called INTELLECTUALS who mock the Christian Faith, must have a look at how Christians survive here. We are killed, murdered, raped, beaten up for our faith. Hats off to these INTELLECTUALS. GOD BLESS THE CHRISTIAN NOW AND EVER. AMEN
punedav007 8 months ago
@punedav007 As an American Catholic, I pray for you and the Church in India. Blessed are you, for you are some of the most persecuted people on Earth for Our Blessed Lord, Jesus', Name's sake.
And remember:
☧
In Hoc Signo Vinces [In this sign, you shall be victorious]
Killermuffin1 8 months ago
the satanists were hilarious!
jennylover456 9 months ago
I laughed when the two Satanists showed up haha
gabsylv 9 months ago 3
Happy Winter Solstice Day
smartamateur 9 months ago
9 people get offended by celebrating christmas.
jakethesnake9901 9 months ago
Fucking people getting offended by "Merry Christmas"? God fuck all of you bureaucrats who decided that shit was wrong! Fuck you to hell!
jakethesnake9901 9 months ago
HOWAAAAAAAAAARD
LOLwhocares1 9 months ago
Happy 4th week of December! lol
tatetalk 9 months ago
Can anyone tell me how the "computer guys" apply to being Satanists? Is is some kind of stereotype?
mjp9mm 9 months ago
@mjp9mm THE INTERNET IS OF THE DEVIL!! lol
navarronbret15 9 months ago
"Merry Seasonal Tidings."
pres012 9 months ago
I love this skit. Corporate correct people beware. Nobody appreciates just living "correct". We want to live with a capital L ! You corporate clones don't know how to make anyone happy, just correct. Love this skit. Love it. Love it. Thank you so much mad tv.
nohj0891 10 months ago
@nohj0891 Sure, it's all just the Big Bad Corporations fault when they get their asses hauled into court by every last person with hurt feelings and they lawyer up. Corporations are looking out for their bottom line, and when some whiney douche bag can turn to Mother Government to crack of a couple of million they simply tend to get with the flow. The problem isn't corporations per se, it's lawyers and a Government operating WAY outside its boundaries.
toolkien 9 months ago 2
@clipsryan He was just trying to help you dig a little deeper into the amazing Word of God and possibly bring you to Christ. Please notice that, though he was unsuccessful, continued to pursuade you to explore more of the Truth which lies within the Word of God. So I just ask you to know that he was trying to help, though it may have seemed to you that he was just arguing to be evil or destroy your faith completely.
TheChumlee12 10 months ago
did u guys forget Jesus was Jewish?
MrSpider732 11 months ago 36
@MrSpider732 Good thing im Atheist
Mack9581 2 months ago
HOWARD WOLOWITZ!!!!
richardbhaenson 11 months ago 2
HAPPY RAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAADDDDAAAAAAYYYAAAYYYAAAAYAAAN!!!!
fROmTh3fUTURe 11 months ago
might as well say happy holidays and if you have a problem with that "happy shut the fuck up"(angry video game nerd winter games)
pimped255 11 months ago
ITS WOLOWITZ!
npuri007 1 year ago
AWESOME skit!
Jewelrylover111 1 year ago
omg its howerd
123hutchman 1 year ago
@voodoofreak35 well that's not true Christians don't want Christmas to be only for them and the reson some people want Christmas to be only for Christians is be becose Christmas is a Christian holiday and should be treated as one
gamm422 1 year ago
@gamm422 no, it's a pagan holiday. like hell, heaven and the jesus story, xmas is just another christian theft.
clipsryan 1 year ago
Most americans who celebrate christmas celebrate it atheistically, and just by tradition.
KrustynailsVideo 1 year ago
wait isnt that 'new guy' the guy in the big bang theory?!
krisxcouture 1 year ago
@krisxcouture yes I think thats the guy who plays Howard
gleestar622 1 year ago
@gleestar622 i googled it, and yes it is him haha
krisxcouture 1 year ago
"hey everybody! It's snowing, in the hallway!"
lmao xD
Kidz24 1 year ago 16
the new guy: jason biggs?
vegasfan9 1 year ago
Lol you guys obviously need to stop all this religion bs .. lol . I personaly think religion make the world worse ... really lol .:)
valenc91 1 year ago
Wanna understand the reason behind all this absurdity and the people who begged to be the subject of ridicule in this particular MadTV skit? Blame those fucking retarded conservative Christian Americans who think Christmas is exclusively Christian and should be celebrated nationwide 'cause America's dominant religion is Christianity. Fuck 'em in their conservative religious assholes with a "Yule tree". Oh yeah, that's right. An Yule tree doesn't have shit to do with "Christ Mass".
Voodoofreak35 1 year ago
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@Voodoofreak35 lol those conservatives are the same people who seem to believe this country was founded on christianity.
David34343 1 year ago
@Voodoofreak35 oh and they're the same people who think halloween is a "satanic" holiday
David34343 1 year ago
Christmas today, at least in America, isn't as religious as Christians "want" it to be. Today's Western "Christmas" celebration is a blend of European cultures and heritage consisting of the Germanic Yule, the Roman Saturnalia, the Catholic adaptation and absorption of pagan celebration into its early Epiphany(the revelation of the Son as a human being) tradition, commercialization and the American consumer culture.
Voodoofreak35 1 year ago
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meery christmas you sons of bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
smoketunes 1 year ago
I'm no Christian or Catholic or anything, but I don't mind Christmas. If people celebrate it they do.
ralfisloved 1 year ago
It's Howard from The Big Bang Theory!
Machina3333 1 year ago 63
Merry Christmas, a phrase that was used back when people weren't afraid of saying it. To put it another way, think about that Christmastime is the only time where people say happy holidays. It seems that even 2010 years later, the name "Christ is still offending people, when all he did was come down from his majesty in Heaven, to a stinky stable and to die a brutal death on a cross. I'm not knocking other faiths, just expressing mine in a way that I feel.
snakeanium 1 year ago
I wish people weren't so damn sensitive these days. I'm a Catholic but if someone told me Happy Hanukkah, I would actually smile and say thank you because its sweet and courteous. Its better than someone telling me "fuck you!!" lol
socalpunky 1 year ago 116
@socalpunky Smile, say thank you and in your head, say "you're still going to hell."? Much better.
clipsryan 1 year ago
@socalpunky Words have no meaning, they are representations of objects and ideas.
Merry Christmas to a Jew should still mean "Have a happy Hanukah" as long as he chooses to accept the good intention behind such a phrase.
WhiteTiger225 11 months ago
@socalpunky I may not be christian but I agree w/ you.
Asteroidking13 6 months ago
HAPPY WINTER SEASON GREETINGS
22latino 1 year ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
superstar5565 1 year ago
hey!,everybody,its Mad tv, its suppose to be funny,this isnt real,just dramatized lol
kingMackson7 1 year ago
Screw this, I'm gonna go put "items" on my "non denominational holiday bush"
DXslilgangsta 1 year ago
@weirdguy75 if you don't like it doesn't mean it should be canceled for everyone who loves it. Doesn't matter if ur too heartless to care for your own familey
chineseman72 1 year ago
Lets just go back to calling it Winter Soltice and be done with it..
icedwind 1 year ago
@icedwind NEVER ITS ALWAYS CHRISTMAS IN MY HEART
superstar5565 1 year ago
@superstar5565 he celebrated merry christmas at 3:05
the jewish guy celebrated hanukkah at 3:15
the black guy celebrated kwanzaa at 3:17
and what muslim guy and 2 weird darkest goth people celebrated?
at 3:19 - 3:23
like I said, happy holidays
poopybooyah 1 year ago
@poopybooyah take your happy holiday and stick them up your ass
jwzero 1 year ago
2000 YEARS AGO SOME DUDE STOOD UP AND SAID "LETS DO CHRISTMAS!" THAT DUDE WAS JESUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!
i cracked up so hard
TheSpecialgirl2014 1 year ago 6
MAD and WKUK should make an epic movie
samuriguy909 1 year ago
Must be the first appearance for Simon Helberg
DinkyMax 1 year ago
funny how a jew starts off by saying merry christmas
Sturmmann 1 year ago 2
Christmas stopped being a religious holiday in the US decades ago. Now it's the biggest revenue season for retail companies and an excuse for broke American families to max out their credit cards.
And btw, Jesus wasn't even born on Christmas!
sbkang85 1 year ago 3
Happy Ramadaaaaa-aaaaaaaan!
aboutashow 1 year ago
THAT DUDE WAS JEEEESUUUSSSS!!
ManiacleGlasses141 1 year ago 6
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fuck religion and fuck christmas. It is the most depressing time of year when you realize you're not a loaded republican who can afford a fucking hummer whenever you feel like it. Christmas should be cancelled due to a total waste of money on presents and decorations, and who gives a shit about visiting family!
weirdguy75 1 year ago
Thanks to all the whinny liberal bitches, radical atheists, and the ACLU this has become a reality. Sometimes I hate really do hate the United States of the Offended.
WinstonMan1000 1 year ago
Howard Wolowitz FTW lol
Kanaril 1 year ago 6
Holy shit, I did not know Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz on Big Bang Theory) did a scene on Madtv.
Xzero1 1 year ago 6
7 people didnt get the Gladiator dvd from their secret santa
ArmyofUglyAnon 1 year ago
holy shit
lateraider 1 year ago
3:19
"Happy rabitaaaa!"
i'm from qatar and i found that just hilarious! XD
cannonfodder4000 1 year ago
yeah, a modern christmas isnt even about the religion on whose a christian or not, HECK i even gave gifts to my muslim neighbor,
elenavlada 1 year ago
the guy who playd the new guy at work is of the big bang!!!!
hteb1992 1 year ago
It's snowing....in the hallway- LOL
TheDirector2010 1 year ago 2
@TheDirector2010 hahahaha i cracked hardcore @ tht.
HSUProductionCompany 6 months ago
@omgdan23 LOL i realized that too as soon as he appeared!
09275218295 1 year ago
Holy shit, it's Howard from The Big Bang Theory... and he's Jewish.. LOL
omgdan23 1 year ago
Merry 25th of December...
sincityfire 1 year ago
this pisses me off immensely, what gives all these other religeous faiths the right to tell us not to celebrate christmas? You happen to live in a country where the majority of citizens are christian, deal with it. Nobody is saying you can't celebrate Channakah or Ramadan or any of those other holidays so fuck you, I'll say it. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU ANAL BASTARDS
FatnWild 1 year ago 30
@FatnWild There not telling you not to have christmas dude they are just saying that don't believe in christmas when u say merry christmas. It's just an asshole response when some1 is trying to be nice but they aren't telling you not to celebrate whatever you want.
wizzof15 1 year ago
@FatnWild but this is AMERICA HOME OF THE FREE!!
SEAFIGHT101 1 year ago
@FatnWild dude...ITS A COMADY SHOW!
GET OVER IT!
dragonfilms100 1 year ago 4
@FatnWild Considering xmas isn't even christian, fuck all those faiths.
clipsryan 1 year ago
@clipsryan um yeah it is? Why don't you try reading up on some history of faiths before you go and embarrass yourself...
lightningstruck444 1 year ago
@lightningstruck444 Saying "um yeah it is." and "try reading up on some history of faiths." isn't the best counter. Especially when my comment clearly showed I have read up on religious history. It's a pagan holiday that was taken by christians. I guess if I stole a tv, it would be mind because I've had it longer, huh? Idiot.
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan when was this pagan holiday of christmas conceived? in the later part of the 20th Century when it was commercialized? Is that what gives you the right to say that? No, it was clearly a Christian holiday, and I honestly don't care if you don't believe that, but stealing a holiday? If anything, it was stolen from us by stores making a few bucks off of the hype.
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 How patheticly ignorant. Look up the word pagan and the celebration of the winter solstice. It was a celebration for the beginning of winter and used by Pagans to celebrate the birth of the god Saturn. There's nothing christian about xmas. The bible says nothing about celebrating xmas let alone doing the things people do during it. You clearly know very little for being so opinionated. Read a book for your christ's sake and stop thinking jesus' birth was during the winter.
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan Maybe if you looked a little deeper into the word of god, rather than skimming over it, you will see. I am not saying pagans do not celebrate Christmas, but come on, the history of it even can be divulged from the very name! Christ-mas. Take a harder look at things. Yes, there are some pagan roots to Christmas, the day it is on for instance. What you are suggesting is different than this. The pagan holiday was completely separate, and it was known as Yule.
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 Maybe if you would actually show more evidence in your defence, you'd get somewhere. I've shown plenty, of which xtians and non-xtians agree on. It wasn't called christ-mass. That's why nothing about christmas is christian. Same with easter. xtians take from other cultures because they clearly suck at telling stories. This is why jesus' story is strangely similar to Horus' (the egyptian sun god). The fuck don't you get about that? xtians still think halloween is satanic.
clipsryan 11 months ago
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lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@clipsryan Me give more evidence? Why don't you try comparing the 2 last comments. I gave evidence as to the name of the Holiday and of the date. As far as I can see from the comment before this last one, all you said was "How pathetically ignorant...there is nothing christian about xmas" By the way, why don't you just call it christmas like everyone else? Trying to forget about how CHRIST-mas is a CHRISTt-ian holiday? I have admitted somethingsm but this is going nowhere, you are hopeless.
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 You gave evidence from a false source. How is that evidence? I gave you evidence that actually exists, is agreed with by christians and predates your supposed source of evidence. You think every calls it christmas? So if every said the earth was flat (according the CHRISTIAN book of lies) should everyone hop on the bandwagon? I'm hopeless because I don't agree with your ignorance? Thanks, that's really fair.
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan so what you are saying is that because YOU say that it predates my source, it is automatically true? And you say that my source is false? Look at it again man, I at least gave a source, this is all opinion as far as I see. And like I said before, what predates the bible is a completely different thing called Yule. Also, where does it say the earth is round in the bible? And last, I said you are hopeless because your argument is restating the same thing so this has become pointless.
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 Instead of wasting our time with accusations of me being subjective or dishonest, you may wanna do some actual research on the history of the thing you claim to follow. You keep using the tired "it has christ in the name." bullshit when I've already brought forth actual historical evidence you insist on avoiding by not checking it out yourself. Holy shit dude, IT SAYS IT'S FLAT! It says god looked over all 4 corners of the earth. What's pointless is debating with the ignorant
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan this is why you think its a lie?!? The fact that it says four corners? Jesus is not saying the earth is flat, merely putting it in terms that people of that day could follow, because if you will remember, that part was written over 2000 years ago. The only evidence you have given is the celebration of the winter solstice my pagans. This is called YULE, and has nothing to do with CHRISTMAS. You tell me to do research, why don't you read the bible?
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 Right like the terms "The earth is round.". Very simple. 2000 years ago isn't an excuse if you were introduced to a being that knows everything. Right it has nothing to do with xmas. Xmas has alot of do with the contents of YULE. Oh, and I also explained how the bible says nothing about the customs used in Xmas. Apparently I have read the bible and apparently you haven't. Like evolution, many hardcore Xtians Xmas is not xtian, it's a lie to collect more followers.
clipsryan 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 Right so god couldn't have simply said "The earth is round. Pass it on."? Ofcourse he wasn't very big on knowledge and just big on blind fellowship. 2000 years ago isn't an excuse if you were being taught by an all knowing being. It is an excuse for religion, I understand that. So, I need to read your bible to believe xmas is xtian because of the name and forget how honest xtians agree xmas was/is nothing but an attempt at stealing members?
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan Did you actually know that God didn't right the bible? Other people, such as Moses and Paul wrote it. Obviously they only have the knowledge of that time, so yeah 2000 years ago is legitimate because maybe God was not trying to focus on a science lesson? The date is the one big thing that relates Christmas to Yule. How do Christians steal members because of Christmas? Sorry, but I don't understand what you mean by stealing members. One last thing, why do you use x instead of Christ?
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 They claimed they spoke to god. God told them what to write. This is common knowledge among theists and non-theists. Ofcourse he didn't write the bible because he doesn't exist OR he doesn't have hands of which to write a book with. A science lesson might've helped, you know. The same way Elvis got fans from other people's music. I use X because it's quicker and it's a way of expressing my dislike for xtianity and the xmas people still claim is xtian.
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan the thing is, he was not focusing on whether or not the earth was round, flat, a triangle, etc. You are showing less and less facts, the longer this goes on, simply resorting to statements such as "He doesn't exist" without offering something up. This is getting old, and frankly I am sick of arguing with you since you offer nothing. Sorry, but you are simply repeating the same things over and over again, so I am done.
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 You're so clueless. If he need to see all of the world, he'd just see it given he has the ability to do anything. Like a human, he wouldn't need to go to the highest point to look over a SPHERICAL planet. Apparently god showed the same ignorance of his people by thinking the earth is flat because of the flat horizon. Until you prove he does exist, he doesn't. Get over it. I'm repeating myself because you don't fucking listen. Goddamn.
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan I refuse to get into it with you. It is not lack of evidence that I am showing you, you simply refuse to even keep an open mind. You shoot down everything I say at you without really even thinking about it. I understand where you are at as well, as I too once believed what you do. I had it explained to me, and I shot down everything they said. Finally, one day, I thought about it and I believed it the more I thought about it. You do not seem to get the bible is not a science book.
lightningstruck444 11 months ago
@lightningstruck444 I though you were done haha. If I wasn't open minded, I'd still be a christian. No shit the bible isn't a science book. Many treat it as such (along with a morality book) and that's the problem. How is me shooting down your broken record claims, my fault? I've heard and used your claims and now I disagree with them. If I didn't think about them, I'd just say "nope, you're wrong." and not provide any justification for why I feel they're wrong.
clipsryan 11 months ago
@clipsryan Don't worry, I will pray for you. Like I said, I am done.
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